Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 4012121 times)

Himu · « **Reply #22380 on:** April 29, 2014, 07:31:00 PM »

There has to be no margin for error tbh.

Atramental · « **Reply #22381 on:** April 29, 2014, 07:37:50 PM »

Y'all suicidal mothafuckas need to take some DMT and let God give your pineal glands a divine & psychedelic blow job.

TVC15 · « **Reply #22382 on:** April 29, 2014, 07:38:54 PM »

Which is why guns win! Convenient, fast, and painless. You just leave a disgusting mess in exchange for the disgusting mess of a life you've lived.

Mupepe · « **Reply #22383 on:** April 29, 2014, 07:43:42 PM »

Tvc I'll let you use one of mine if you come down here and spend the evening with me. I just want to kick it with you dude

Rufus · « **Reply #22384 on:** April 29, 2014, 07:53:25 PM »

Burn charcoal in a sealed room. Done. Just make sure no-one finds you half-way through and wakes you up.

I repeat, be near people. Talk to them, about anything.

Himu · « **Reply #22385 on:** April 29, 2014, 07:55:21 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on April 29, 2014, 07:37:50 PM

Y'all suicidal mothafuckas need to take some DMT and let God give your pineal glands a divine & psychedelic blow job. (Image removed from quote.)

Thanks for reminding even more reason to do it

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #22386 on:** April 29, 2014, 07:57:25 PM »

shut up himu. if i was able to turn my life situation around and be happy you can totally do it too. pussy.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22387 on:** April 29, 2014, 08:00:05 PM »

I'll never forgive Himu if she dies before I get to...meet her

TVC15 · « **Reply #22388 on:** April 29, 2014, 08:02:14 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on April 29, 2014, 07:43:42 PM

Tvc I'll let you use one of mine if you come down here and spend the evening with me. I just want to kick it with you dude

Shoot me in the face right when you cum so the gaping hole makes fountains of blood bathe your cock. You've seen how Budd Dwyer's face bleeds when he blows his face off? I want that action, on your cock and balls.

Mupepe · « **Reply #22389 on:** April 29, 2014, 08:08:22 PM »

You got it. PM me with the flight number and I'll pick you up at the airport

TVC15 · « **Reply #22390 on:** April 29, 2014, 08:09:26 PM »

I just watched the Budd Dwyer video to get me in the mood :unf :unf

Himu · « **Reply #22391 on:** April 29, 2014, 08:12:23 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on April 29, 2014, 07:57:25 PM

shut up himu. if i was able to turn my life situation around and be happy you can totally do it too. pussy.

fuck you

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #22392 on:** April 29, 2014, 08:13:56 PM »

Is it even legal to possess a gun in the west side of Washington state?

Positive Touch · « **Reply #22393 on:** April 29, 2014, 08:19:24 PM »

can you guys stop being manabytes goddamnit

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #22394 on:** April 29, 2014, 08:19:50 PM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on April 29, 2014, 08:12:23 PM

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on April 29, 2014, 07:57:25 PM
shut up himu. if i was able to turn my life situation around and be happy you can totally do it too. pussy.

fuck you

I'm sorry. I was trying to be helpful.

brob · « **Reply #22395 on:** April 29, 2014, 08:26:14 PM »

Himu · « **Reply #22396 on:** April 29, 2014, 08:56:19 PM »

Holy shit. I feel so much better after eating dinner and taking my medicine. Didn't get to take my meds in a day and a half.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #22397 on:** April 29, 2014, 08:58:57 PM »

wellbutrin has a really fun honey moon period where it's kind of like you're on MDMA for a few days. You should try it tvc.

I am assuming you are not on anti-depressants at the moment.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #22398 on:** April 29, 2014, 09:48:52 PM »

This thread is becoming just a bit too demonic, even for The Bore.

drew · « **Reply #22399 on:** April 29, 2014, 10:08:32 PM »

i've thought about it and I would just nick an artery...

spoiler (click to show/hide)

things always get better, you will eventually be REALLY glad you didn't do it

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TVC15 · « **Reply #22400 on:** April 29, 2014, 10:18:43 PM »

Quote from: Barry Egan on April 29, 2014, 08:58:57 PM

wellbutrin has a really fun honey moon period where it's kind of like you're on MDMA for a few days. You should try it tvc.

I am assuming you are not on anti-depressants at the moment.

Oh, I'm medicated just find.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22401 on:** April 29, 2014, 10:26:54 PM »

Rufus · « **Reply #22402 on:** April 30, 2014, 09:27:50 PM »

The husk is supposedly the only indigestible part.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #22403 on:** April 30, 2014, 09:31:34 PM »

Quote from: Esch on April 30, 2014, 09:23:01 PM

Is there really any value to eating kernels of corn? I mean you basically just shit it out and it looks the sam same as when you ate it. Even with the chewing.

You can fully digest corn if you are the third section in a human centipede.

hampster · « **Reply #22404 on:** April 30, 2014, 11:32:26 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on April 29, 2014, 09:48:52 PM

This thread is becoming just a bit too demonic, even for The Bore.

Broseidon · « **Reply #22405 on:** May 01, 2014, 10:24:47 PM »

Had an interview today. Went great so fingers crossed!

Also my birthday tomorrow and I'm going for a drink with someone I like and I'm pretty sure they like me. Could this be it?

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #22406 on:** May 01, 2014, 10:38:31 PM »

I recently looked at some posts from 2003 that I made dealing with politics.

1. I don't remember making those posts
2. They're so diametrically opposed from what I think now that I can't believe I actually wrote them.

Seriously, it's like reading posts from a totally different person. Kinda freaky, really.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #22407 on:** May 01, 2014, 10:46:34 PM »

hah, reminds me of some posts i found back when I was 18 or so arguing about computer platforms. I wanted to destroy the internet in embarrassment.

Rufus · « **Reply #22408 on:** May 01, 2014, 10:50:39 PM »

And that is why we forget.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22409 on:** May 01, 2014, 10:53:26 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=3152172&postcount=213

I don't remember if I was trolling or being serious. I was probably being serious

Broseidon · « **Reply #22410 on:** May 01, 2014, 10:54:55 PM »

I remember when I used to be racist

. At least I didn't make posts anywhere about it.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #22411 on:** May 01, 2014, 10:55:32 PM »

My posts were about how Fox News was awesome and that I was glad that they were supporting the war in Iraq.

Broseidon · « **Reply #22412 on:** May 01, 2014, 10:58:20 PM »

Also when I used to be a really creepy obsessive Nice Guy who ruined my own chances and then couldnt take the hint

Broseidon · « **Reply #22413 on:** May 01, 2014, 10:59:28 PM »

PLEASE RESPOND

nudemacusers · « **Reply #22414 on:** May 01, 2014, 11:06:27 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on May 01, 2014, 10:53:26 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=3152172&postcount=213
(Image removed from quote.)

I don't remember if I was trolling or being serious. I was probably being serious

looked like a joke until the bestiality

Atramental · « **Reply #22415 on:** May 01, 2014, 11:07:57 PM »

Been meaning to ask this for a while but drinking whilst on a pot edible: good or bad idea?

Got invited to a friend's party that will be taking place in mid May and there might be some herb based snacks there.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #22416 on:** May 01, 2014, 11:09:50 PM »

i don't know about edibles but 8 or so years ago I got really drunk and then took a couple of bong hits and projectiled all over the main street of my town. so I would either take it very slowly or just not do it.

Broseidon · « **Reply #22417 on:** May 01, 2014, 11:16:44 PM »

What did I ever do to hurt you Esch

Broseidon · « **Reply #22418 on:** May 01, 2014, 11:19:21 PM »

Atramental · « **Reply #22419 on:** May 01, 2014, 11:21:21 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on May 01, 2014, 11:09:50 PM

i don't know about edibles but 8 or so years ago I got really drunk and then took a couple of bong hits and projectiled all over the main street of my town. so I would either take it very slowly or just not do it.

Eh. Then I'll just stick with the edibles and nothing else.

Broseidon · « **Reply #22420 on:** May 01, 2014, 11:24:40 PM »

The house next door is for sale. Today I noticed some people in the garden having a look at it so I went downstairs and told my mum. She gives me a shocked look and the first words out of her mouth after the pause are "What colour are they?!". Rolled me eyes and she got up to go upstairs to look into the garden. As she did so she was asking if they were white.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #22421 on:** May 01, 2014, 11:27:49 PM »

Depends on strength of the weed really. I was at a beerfest competition a couple weeks ago and just chill on whatever was in the keg and some candy kush being passed around. Then somebody gave me a hit of something they brought that was the "dankest shit ever" and I did like half a puff and the next hour was a blur of sitting on a couch trying to keep awake.

But I suppose it depends on your tolerance since I'm a once every few months guy.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22422 on:** May 01, 2014, 11:48:55 PM »

Quote from: Esch on May 01, 2014, 11:18:35 PM

Nothing, you should have figured out by now that posters I mock the most are my favorites

nudemacusers · « **Reply #22423 on:** May 01, 2014, 11:49:34 PM »

i think he meant the white ones

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #22424 on:** May 02, 2014, 12:01:18 AM »

Quote from: Atramental on May 01, 2014, 11:07:57 PM

Been meaning to ask this for a while but drinking whilst on a pot edible: good or bad idea?

Got invited to a friend's party that will be taking place in mid May and there might be some herb based snacks there.

It can be bad. I try to stick to one or the other mainly

nudemacusers · « **Reply #22425 on:** May 02, 2014, 12:25:22 AM »

d-do mee neexxt esch-san uguuu

nudemacusers · « **Reply #22426 on:** May 02, 2014, 12:29:17 AM »

y-you meanie

Raban · « **Reply #22427 on:** May 02, 2014, 12:32:48 AM »

I have one for Esch: Thickneck McBobnweeb

nudemacusers · « **Reply #22428 on:** May 02, 2014, 12:42:06 AM »

which neck tho

nudemacusers · « **Reply #22429 on:** May 02, 2014, 12:56:37 AM »

as long as you record it i'm cool

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #22430 on:** May 02, 2014, 04:38:50 PM »

I hate Linux, I hate clusters and I hate MPI. Godamn I want to cry.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #22431 on:** May 02, 2014, 05:20:29 PM »

O and Java. Fuck Java.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #22432 on:** May 02, 2014, 05:48:04 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on May 02, 2014, 05:20:29 PM

O and Java. Fuck Java.

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #22433 on:** May 03, 2014, 02:38:34 PM »

My best friend, who really is like a brother to me in the good and bad ways, got the call and is leaving for the air force in 9 days. Feels pretty bad. I mean I encouraged him to go, but yeah my life is going to shift. I've been making some new potential friends steadily these last months, but yeah a big chunk of my sociol life is going to change. Just kind of strange. Guess I gotta work on that.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #22434 on:** May 03, 2014, 10:56:57 PM »

George Lucas

Luke Skywalker

Lucas

Luke S.

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #22435 on:** May 04, 2014, 10:25:23 PM »

I got a bunch of honey in my beard and now its all stiff.

TVC15 · « **Reply #22436 on:** May 04, 2014, 10:34:46 PM »

I've been in bed drinking all day. Well, since like 2pm, which is when I woke up from yesterday's drinking session.

Huff · « **Reply #22437 on:** May 04, 2014, 10:51:33 PM »

I'm so jelly.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22438 on:** May 04, 2014, 11:11:35 PM »

What did you drink?

TVC15 · « **Reply #22439 on:** May 04, 2014, 11:41:59 PM »

Yesterday I had a fifth of Johnnie Walker Black and about a half bottle of Bacardi. Today I finished the Bacardi and I'm working on a second bottle of it. I like don't even get drunk anymore really, but the buzz at least partially placates my hunger for the grave. Plus it makes it easier to sleep, the cousin of not being alive.

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Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 4012121 times)