Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 4262917 times)

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #28860 on:** January 06, 2016, 04:38:43 PM »

I went to a board meeting high once. I was young and doing a pep talk for a certain company founded by Michigan grads.

I did well. Then I ate like fucking 4 ham sandwiches (fucking meat tray) and got a speeding ticket.

I think most of them were stoned too. The Valley brehs, land of body odor and billions.

Oh I ran like a 4.39 in training that day.

I just ran a 4.85...fat dudes are faster than me. My son pulled a 4.49 so now I owe him some vintage Air J's.

Get old brehs

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #28861 on:** January 06, 2016, 05:13:02 PM »

Back when I worked part time at a small book store I inadvertently snitched on someone who was high at a meeting once by jokingly saying "you're in high spirits today man." I didn't know it, but he was definitely high and it alerted our manager. He got drug tested a few days later and only survived due to fake pee.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #28862 on:** January 06, 2016, 05:15:32 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 06, 2016, 05:13:02 PM

Back when I worked part time at a small book store I inadvertently snitched on someone who was high at a meeting once by jokingly saying "you're in high spirits today man." I didn't know it, but he was definitely high and it alerted our manager. He got drug tested a few days later and only survived due to fake pee.

Kara · « **Reply #28863 on:** January 06, 2016, 05:29:38 PM »

The only way that story could be more PD is if it involved Sunday School.

And yes the decay of flesh is

. *blows nose for ten minutes*

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #28864 on:** January 06, 2016, 05:31:48 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 06, 2016, 05:13:02 PM

Back when I worked part time at a small book store I inadvertently snitched on someone who was high at a meeting once by jokingly saying "you're in high spirits today man." I didn't know it, but he was definitely high and it alerted our manager. He got drug tested a few days later and only survived due to fake pee.

Piss tested to work at a book store?

Kara · « **Reply #28865 on:** January 06, 2016, 05:32:29 PM »

:FoucaultLaugh:

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #28866 on:** January 06, 2016, 05:36:35 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on January 06, 2016, 05:31:48 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 06, 2016, 05:13:02 PM
Back when I worked part time at a small book store I inadvertently snitched on someone who was high at a meeting once by jokingly saying "you're in high spirits today man." I didn't know it, but he was definitely high and it alerted our manager. He got drug tested a few days later and only survived due to fake pee.

Piss tested to work at a book store?

If you're black? Yes.

Syph · « **Reply #28867 on:** January 06, 2016, 06:34:44 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on January 06, 2016, 05:31:48 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 06, 2016, 05:13:02 PM
Back when I worked part time at a small book store I inadvertently snitched on someone who was high at a meeting once by jokingly saying "you're in high spirits today man." I didn't know it, but he was definitely high and it alerted our manager. He got drug tested a few days later and only survived due to fake pee.

Piss tested to work at a book store?

stop resisting

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #28868 on:** January 07, 2016, 06:15:24 PM »

Anyone wanna do a lottery pool? We could buy a few islands if we won.

Atramental · « **Reply #28869 on:** January 07, 2016, 06:22:36 PM »

What's the current jackpot?

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #28870 on:** January 07, 2016, 08:10:06 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on January 06, 2016, 05:31:48 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 06, 2016, 05:13:02 PM
Back when I worked part time at a small book store I inadvertently snitched on someone who was high at a meeting once by jokingly saying "you're in high spirits today man." I didn't know it, but he was definitely high and it alerted our manager. He got drug tested a few days later and only survived due to fake pee.

Piss tested to work at a book store?

I had to take a piss test to work at a grocery store for what was a minimum wage + $2/hr job.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #28871 on:** January 07, 2016, 10:02:44 PM »

I mean I got tested for work all the time. But it seems counterintuitive for a small margin company to spend fifty bucks testing book salesmen.

But then again I've never owned a bookstore so what do I know?

Broseidon · « **Reply #28872 on:** January 07, 2016, 10:41:23 PM »

Not to make a lolamerica post, genuine question from a Brit

What's with America drug testing so much and for so many jobs? You get exposed to it due to hanging around on English language web forums and particularly through consumption of US media, and it just seems ridiculous how common and wide-ranging it is.

Just thinking off the top of my head I can't recall anyone I know getting drug tested for any job (except I'm assuming people I know in the military or who work for public transport, but I've not asked

) The idea of getting tested for anything but a tiny amount of jobs just seems strange to me, especially tests for simple or low-income occupations.

Why is it such a Thing over there?

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #28873 on:** January 07, 2016, 10:46:42 PM »

Lowers insurance for the business owner, makes money for the medical industry, easy way to keep people down

Kara · « **Reply #28874 on:** January 07, 2016, 11:12:10 PM »

The U.S. is an actualized Foucauldian nightmare, for the tl;dr.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #28875 on:** January 07, 2016, 11:14:00 PM »

If people get potted up on the weed before coming to work, they might lower the productivity of the business by a fractional percentage point before they're eventually found out, which is simply unacceptable.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #28876 on:** January 08, 2016, 12:40:32 AM »

Dumbledore giving out points to Griffindor always kills me. The dude is so biased.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #28877 on:** January 08, 2016, 07:03:51 AM »

Quote from: Broseidon on January 07, 2016, 10:41:23 PM

Not to make a lolamerica post, genuine question from a Brit

What's with America drug testing so much and for so many jobs? You get exposed to it due to hanging around on English language web forums and particularly through consumption of US media, and it just seems ridiculous how common and wide-ranging it is.

Just thinking off the top of my head I can't recall anyone I know getting drug tested for any job (except I'm assuming people I know in the military or who work for public transport, but I've not asked ) The idea of getting tested for anything but a tiny amount of jobs just seems strange to me, especially tests for simple or low-income occupations.

Why is it such a Thing over there?

We live in a litigious society. If someone was high on the job and did something that caused an accident, injury, etc. then the employer is fucked in a lawsuit unless they have a compliant drug and alcohol testing program. Even with the testing program, the employer might still be fucked.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #28878 on:** January 08, 2016, 12:59:32 PM »

There's also the issue of employers wanting to screen out as many idiots as possible. I have no problem with people using recreational drugs but if you can't abstain for a bit while looking for a job you lost. A friend of mine is in a management position with FEMA and said multiple potential employees can't pass the drug test. Also said a lot of people can't put together a semi decent resume or even do decent during an interview, but that's another issue.

I don't get it. I tell my cousins all the time that while school is important, you can get far solely by not being a dumbass. Just being presentable, not using your phone at work, having a decently typed up resume, being competent....you don't need a degree for that shit.

Kara · « **Reply #28879 on:** January 08, 2016, 01:27:07 PM »

tfw u got a Tinder like at 3 am from a doctor but had passed out during fucking nerd shit an hour earlier

Purrp Skirrp · « **Reply #28880 on:** January 08, 2016, 06:10:06 PM »

Not working a pleb tier factory job where you can be high everyday.

ISHYGDDT.

Atramental · « **Reply #28881 on:** January 08, 2016, 10:27:55 PM »

Quote from: Dufus on January 08, 2016, 02:34:23 PM

Good god chickpeas make me fart so much. It's absurd. It's making me question eating chickpeas, really. They're good, but not worth tolerating all this gas.

Supposedly there's something you can eat with them that'll cancel out the gas but I forgot what it was.

Mupepe · « **Reply #28882 on:** January 08, 2016, 11:18:56 PM »

Quote from: Dufus on January 08, 2016, 02:34:23 PM

Good god chickpeas make me fart so much. It's absurd. It's making me question eating chickpeas, really. They're good, but not worth tolerating all this gas.

Please let tonight be one of your shower days. Please.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #28883 on:** January 08, 2016, 11:44:36 PM »

They never give me gas. I eat them a lot, specifically as a snack. Boil them in spices until they're soft, throw them on a pan with aluminum foil/olive oil. Add some more spices. Then throw them in the oven on 400 degrees for half an hour. Nice crunchy snack.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #28884 on:** January 09, 2016, 12:12:43 AM »

Sounds good!

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #28885 on:** January 09, 2016, 07:39:38 AM »

Anyone have those pea crisp things? kind of taste like chips. Real good, but made me poop like a son of a bitch, cant tell target that shit.............................................

Mupepe · « **Reply #28886 on:** January 09, 2016, 10:14:46 AM »

Quote from: Dufus on January 09, 2016, 07:27:37 AM

Quote from: Mupepe on January 08, 2016, 11:18:56 PM
Quote from: Dufus on January 08, 2016, 02:34:23 PM
Good god chickpeas make me fart so much. It's absurd. It's making me question eating chickpeas, really. They're good, but not worth tolerating all this gas.

Please let tonight be one of your shower days. Please.

I have some bad news, Mupepe... (Image removed from quote.)

I still love you

Mupepe · « **Reply #28887 on:** January 09, 2016, 10:51:14 AM »

Natalie Dormer > Natalie Portman

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #28888 on:** January 09, 2016, 12:46:13 PM »

Quote from: Dufus on January 09, 2016, 07:29:09 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 08, 2016, 11:44:36 PM
They never give me gas. I eat them a lot, specifically as a snack. Boil them in spices until they're soft, throw them on a pan with aluminum foil/olive oil. Add some more spices. Then throw them in the oven on 400 degrees for half an hour. Nice crunchy snack.

I'm not a fan of overcooking shit until it becomes a comfort food. It seems kinda wrong. Although chickpeas aren't really my idea of a health food, especially with all the added salt to make them taste good.

Smh they aren't over cooked. You can make them super crispy if you want but 30 minutes at 400degrees doesn't result in them being over cooked. And I don't use salt. I boil them in garlic and curry, with some creole seasoning. Then before I throw them in the oven I sprinkle a bit more creole seasoning and some red pepper flakes. Far less sodium than salt and it takes better.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #28889 on:** January 09, 2016, 05:07:47 PM »

Quote from: Dufus on January 09, 2016, 01:27:30 PM

That reminds me... I still don't have an oven. (Image removed from quote.)

how were you doing all that baking in 2015 then?

Rufus · « **Reply #28890 on:** January 09, 2016, 05:23:54 PM »

Now you shower less instead. Dunno about that trade-off.

Rufus · « **Reply #28891 on:** January 09, 2016, 05:33:51 PM »

But you said you use it less.

Atramental · « **Reply #28892 on:** January 09, 2016, 05:49:50 PM »

Bought my first powerball ticket. Oooh boy, what a rush.

Yulwei · « **Reply #28893 on:** January 09, 2016, 05:52:42 PM »

cinnamon toast crunch

still the best

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #28894 on:** January 09, 2016, 08:38:29 PM »

Quote from: Pallando on January 09, 2016, 05:49:50 PM

Bought my first powerball ticket. Oooh boy, what a rush.

I'm tempted even tho I know I'll lose obviously. Not wanting to be another loser standing in line for the lotto is keeping me from doing it.

I wish I could just buy a ticket online.

Atramental · « **Reply #28895 on:** January 10, 2016, 01:16:31 AM »

Welp. There goes $15.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #28896 on:** January 10, 2016, 01:17:15 AM »

Quote from: Pallando on January 10, 2016, 01:16:31 AM

Welp. There goes $15.

for one number?

Atramental · « **Reply #28897 on:** January 10, 2016, 01:21:36 AM »

Nah, I got 5 sets of numbers.

king of the internet · « **Reply #28898 on:** January 10, 2016, 01:29:13 AM »

Clinging to false hopes.

Atramental · « **Reply #28899 on:** January 10, 2016, 01:40:33 AM »

Clinging to false hopes is what I do on a daily basis.

toku · « **Reply #28900 on:** January 10, 2016, 02:15:09 AM »

Quote from: king of the internet on January 10, 2016, 01:29:13 AM

Clinging to false hopes.

without a dream the people perish

Mupepe · « **Reply #28901 on:** January 10, 2016, 02:54:56 AM »

One of the most mind blowing moments of my youth.

Mupepe · « **Reply #28902 on:** January 11, 2016, 11:26:57 AM »

Hot Arabs

Samson Manhug · « **Reply #28903 on:** January 11, 2016, 03:59:17 PM »

How do you know they are hot?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #28904 on:** January 11, 2016, 04:03:05 PM »

I wanted to ask that but I post enough racist jokes. Thanks.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #28905 on:** January 11, 2016, 04:03:55 PM »

Quote from: Samson Manhug on January 11, 2016, 03:59:17 PM

How do you know they are hot?

It's 120 degrees over there and they wear all those clothes...

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #28906 on:** January 11, 2016, 04:25:23 PM »

Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on January 11, 2016, 04:18:23 PM

Quote from: Samson Manhug on January 11, 2016, 03:59:17 PM
How do you know they are hot?

My generation doesn't cover as much. Hell, they're basically wearing dresses with jackets if anything. No cleavage but clothes is still pretty tight

they got ass tho?

Atramental · « **Reply #28907 on:** January 11, 2016, 06:48:40 PM »

Bought 10 more powerball numbers. Didn't power up this time so it was only $20. JESUS CHRIST I'm hooked.

Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on January 11, 2016, 04:18:23 PM

Quote from: Samson Manhug on January 11, 2016, 03:59:17 PM
How do you know they are hot?

My generation doesn't cover as much. Hell, they're basically wearing dresses with jackets if anything. No cleavage but clothes is still pretty tight

Just like the girls at BJU.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #28908 on:** January 11, 2016, 07:27:49 PM »

Quote from: Pallando on January 11, 2016, 06:48:40 PM

Bought 10 more powerball numbers. Didn't power up this time so it was only $20. JESUS CHRIST I'm hooked.

Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on January 11, 2016, 04:18:23 PM
Quote from: Samson Manhug on January 11, 2016, 03:59:17 PM
How do you know they are hot?

My generation doesn't cover as much. Hell, they're basically wearing dresses with jackets if anything. No cleavage but clothes is still pretty tight
Just like the girls at BJU.

I put $10 on it, don't get crazy and bank on it or anything. Everyone will tell you how crazy the odds are against you, but shit man they're 0 if you don't play. Personally the fantasy is worth 10 bucks

Atramental · « **Reply #28909 on:** January 11, 2016, 07:45:04 PM »

https://www.facebook.com/sam.kalidi/videos/10153652453946622/?fref=nf

Mmmm. Yes.

The fantasy.

Mods Help · « **Reply #28910 on:** January 12, 2016, 12:20:35 AM »

Quote from: Dufus on December 29, 2015, 04:26:49 PM

I find myself showering less lately.

At most I would go one day without showering. Now I'm okay with two or three days.

It feels weird at first. But I've gotten used to it. I just don't have the energy for it tbh. (Image removed from quote.)

Could be depression.

Look into that. When you're severely depressed, hygiene is the last thing on your mind. When you reach that stage of lower mental health, you don't have the energy to do basic hygiene tasks. Not showering a whole weekend? "Who gives a shit, nothing really matters anyways."

You should look into this.

Rufus · « **Reply #28911 on:** January 12, 2016, 04:42:50 AM »

I think he's already in theraphy. At least I remember him talking about it.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #28912 on:** January 12, 2016, 07:45:48 AM »

Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on January 11, 2016, 04:18:23 PM

Quote from: Samson Manhug on January 11, 2016, 03:59:17 PM
How do you know they are hot?

My generation doesn't cover as much. Hell, they're basically wearing dresses with jackets if anything. No cleavage but clothes is still pretty tight

Do you have any examples. You know, for research purposes.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #28913 on:** January 12, 2016, 12:53:17 PM »

One of my friends texted me that she ran into my mom today. They struck up a convo and it somehow got to ISIS/Syria/global shit, at which point my mom loudly stated that the world would be better off if US drones killed "all these dictators and presidents and their corrupt families who aren't doing the right thing." This occurred inside a suburban Dunkin Donuts in a liberal area and my friend said many of the customers were rather taken aback.

Rufus · « **Reply #28914 on:** January 12, 2016, 04:07:15 PM »

Well, at least she doesn't want to glass the entire area.

Kara · « **Reply #28915 on:** January 12, 2016, 08:32:12 PM »

Khornate berserker or average American voter, you decide.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #28916 on:** January 12, 2016, 08:44:04 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 12, 2016, 12:53:17 PM

One of my friends texted me that she ran into my mom today. They struck up a convo and it somehow got to ISIS/Syria/global shit, at which point my mom loudly stated that the world would be better off if US drones killed "all these dictators and presidents and their corrupt families who aren't doing the right thing." This occurred inside a suburban Dunkin Donuts in a liberal area and my friend said many of the customers were rather taken aback.

If they are taken aback by an aggressive black woman then they have livedsome sheltered lives bro. I've yet to find one who isn't.

My family dinners turn into the view (or however you spell it)

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #28917 on:** January 12, 2016, 08:46:11 PM »

Advocate murder in public

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People who advocate murder should be shot

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Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #28918 on:** January 12, 2016, 08:46:54 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on January 12, 2016, 08:46:11 PM

Advocate murder in public

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I see what you did there.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #28919 on:** January 12, 2016, 11:52:01 PM »

Open question: Do you think the portraits of the other headmasters pretend to be asleep when Dumbledore masturbates?

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