Author Topic: What is there to do in... uh... Mississippi (Read 1427 times)

Stoney Mason · « **on:** May 21, 2010, 04:37:16 PM »

Don't ask why but I'm going to be in that state for a couple of days next week. Is there anything to do there?

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #1 on:** May 21, 2010, 04:40:03 PM »

RUN!!!

demi · « **Reply #2 on:** May 21, 2010, 04:42:40 PM »

Have sex with Thor

lennedsay · « **Reply #3 on:** May 21, 2010, 04:52:45 PM »

Tunica for gambling, if you're into that. Otherwise keep driving.

Eric P · « **Reply #4 on:** May 21, 2010, 04:52:49 PM »

open a white only business.

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #5 on:** May 21, 2010, 04:58:59 PM »

Quote from: lennedsay on May 21, 2010, 04:52:45 PM

Tunica for gambling, if you're into that. Otherwise keep driving.

Apparently part of the time will be spend gambling although I don't know where. I'm not really a gambler though so I was hoping there would be something else to do.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #6 on:** May 21, 2010, 05:03:58 PM »

Sip on some Hennessy with lennedsay. She seems like an awesome chick to hang with.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #7 on:** May 21, 2010, 05:48:56 PM »

get a truck and a rope

good times, good times

tehjaybo · « **Reply #8 on:** May 21, 2010, 05:54:27 PM »

Sheep.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #9 on:** May 21, 2010, 05:57:04 PM »

ah, america, where there's never anything to do wherever you are

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Bocsius · « **Reply #10 on:** May 21, 2010, 07:46:55 PM »

Go down to Hattiesburg and pretend you're ESPN by camping out on Brett Favre's lawn. While in town, you can visit Tiger Woods' sex clinic.

drew · « **Reply #11 on:** May 21, 2010, 07:50:08 PM »

go noodle fishing for catfish with your penis

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #12 on:** May 21, 2010, 07:54:46 PM »

experience the gulf coast while you can $:-\$

Akala · « **Reply #13 on:** May 21, 2010, 10:05:26 PM »

beau rivage. that's it. that casino is fucking awesome though...the bellagio of the south lol. outside of biloxi, MS sucks.

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Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #14 on:** May 21, 2010, 10:20:11 PM »

yeah, oklahoma gave me my wife, who is more of a liberal and atheist than me!

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #15 on:** May 21, 2010, 10:39:03 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on May 21, 2010, 10:20:11 PM

yeah, oklahoma gave me my wife, who is more of a liberal and atheist than me!

But who's better at side-hugging?

Quote from: Professor Prole on May 21, 2010, 05:48:56 PM

get a truck and a rope

good times, good times

Dat's racist

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but fun! Wish I was born 60 years ago.

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Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #16 on:** May 21, 2010, 10:59:26 PM »

biloxi kind of sucks, too

went there in august back in 1999, it was like living in an armpit for three days

although i did stay drunk the whole time off free casino drinks, and won enough at blackjack to cover the cost of my plane ticket

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #17 on:** May 22, 2010, 12:24:09 AM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on May 21, 2010, 10:59:26 PM

biloxi kind of sucks, too

went there in august back in 1999, it was like living in an armpit for three days

although i did stay drunk the whole time off free casino drinks, and won enough at blackjack to cover the cost of my plane ticket

Not surprising. I've found that whenever someone calls something the "something famous" of the South, that usually means it sucks and doesn't even remotely resemble the real thing.

Have you been to Vegas, Eel? It's pretty fun even for someone who doesn't gamble nor drink like me.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #18 on:** May 22, 2010, 12:36:51 AM »

naw, i haven't

i'd love to, though, just to experience it once

Akala · « **Reply #19 on:** May 22, 2010, 01:38:26 AM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on May 22, 2010, 12:36:51 AM

naw, i haven't

i'd love to, though, just to experience it once

go.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #20 on:** May 22, 2010, 04:23:43 PM »

white women

chronovore · « **Reply #21 on:** May 23, 2010, 06:22:53 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on May 22, 2010, 12:36:51 AM

naw, i haven't

i'd love to, though, just to experience it once

It's like porno-disneyland. I don't gamble, and having a location's charm solely be limited to conspicuous consumption is appalling. :liberalcry

If you like musicals or magic shows, it is probably OK. I am also almost entirely certain I'm "doing it wrong." I mean, I've been there once for my family, and the other half dozen times for business, and I'm entirely too busy to really do anything but argue with cabbies and try and figure out the half-assed hotel wi-fi. Oh, also, given a choice between reasonable and surly, the security guys always choose "dick."

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #22 on:** May 27, 2010, 08:07:22 AM »

For what is worth I didn't find Mississippi to be that much different than most Southern Cities. A little bit more hickish but pretty much the same as the rest of the South. I did some gambling. It was okay.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #23 on:** May 27, 2010, 09:28:32 AM »

punch Brett Favre in the ankle

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Author Topic: What is there to do in... uh... Mississippi (Read 1427 times)