There's this philo/lit studies hipster fashionized girl at my college who looks like Amber Lamps. She has long dark hair, always has her headphones on and wears torn tights over sweatpants. I run into her a lot on the bus, and I like to watch the guys on the bus who look like they live on 4chan when she's there. Most of the time they start looking at her and then begin whispering to each other. I have this theory that they go back to their dorms and amass a wall in honor of her, arguing amongst themselves if she is truly "the one".