Author Topic: Overexcited family member or creepy flirting? You decide. (Read 3000 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** June 05, 2010, 12:55:56 AM »

Told a family member I was visiting, and I got these two gems in PM:

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That's a shame I wish I could have you all to myself. ♥

* To be fair, this was in context to my message that I was visiting the entire family.

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I think your Mom's big boy is adorable too! *giggle* o wait! that's you! *grin*

And then this on my wall:

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Unfortunately there's NOTHING I LIKE about you, I LOVE EVERYTHING about you! I LOVE the fact you're a bit dorky, a bit crazy, pretty intelligent, funny, heck you're a little bit of everything. I LOVE You! ♥

demi thinks I'm imagining things.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1 on:** June 05, 2010, 12:57:20 AM »

Hold on, lets get some context. Is this person close in age to you, say a cousin, or someone older like an aunt?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2 on:** June 05, 2010, 12:58:36 AM »

I don't think the relation should matter - blood is blood, Maurice! She is just eight years older than me, though. Actually, just seven, I think.

demi · « **Reply #3 on:** June 05, 2010, 12:59:18 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 05, 2010, 12:57:20 AM

Hold on, lets get some context. Is this person close in age to you, say a cousin, or someone older like an aunt?

Will says:
Check out my Facebook wall.
Now, I've always assumed my cousin may have flirted with me in the past. Like, I thought MAYBE she did.
Am I wrong or does that seem a little flirty what she posted.
Thomas says:
nope, looks fine to me
looking at her wall
she just is one of those excited types
Will says:
She also sent me this message yesterday when I told her I was going to visit the family
That's a shame I wish I could have you all to myself. ♥
Thomas says:
seems fine
Will says:
Or this:
I think your Mom's big boy is adorable too! *giggle* o wait! that's you! *grin*
Thomas says:
warped in the head, but not hitting on you
Will says:
Okay, maybe I read that wrong. I was two seconds away from DETOURING away from her town.
Be like, "Oh god."
Thomas says:
is she hot? could be worth a handjob or something man.
Will says:
A) Family is never hot.
B) She is married.
Thomas says:
hell yeah, cuckold
thats hot
Will says:
Picture of her
Thomas says:
i would
Will says:
Oh gross
Thomas says:
what, hows that ugly
totally a handjob

etiolate · « **Reply #4 on:** June 05, 2010, 01:03:42 AM »

It's either creepy flirting or big sister behavior.

drew · « **Reply #5 on:** June 05, 2010, 01:05:08 AM »

the first two are pretty transparent, the last one is innocent, i think she wants it

Ichirou · « **Reply #6 on:** June 05, 2010, 01:15:38 AM »

Pretty obvious Willco is just reading into this what he wants to hear.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #7 on:** June 05, 2010, 01:15:58 AM »

Well, when in doubt just refer to the Alabama state motto: "If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family!"

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #8 on:** June 05, 2010, 01:16:09 AM »

Obviously!

drew · « **Reply #9 on:** June 05, 2010, 01:18:48 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on June 05, 2010, 01:15:38 AM

Pretty obvious Willco is just reading into this what he wants to hear.

have you even ever been with a woman sexually?

GTFO

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #10 on:** June 05, 2010, 01:19:27 AM »

To his credit, I don't think Ichirou is part of The Arvie and Phoenix Dark Club.

Diunx · « **Reply #11 on:** June 05, 2010, 01:20:04 AM »

Thomas?

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #12 on:** June 05, 2010, 01:20:26 AM »

Quote from: etiolate on June 05, 2010, 01:03:42 AM

It's either creepy flirting or big sister behavior.

big sister behavior with some creepy flirting thrown in

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #13 on:** June 05, 2010, 01:20:58 AM »

Seems like your grandma want's to go balls deep with you, Wilco.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #14 on:** June 05, 2010, 01:21:39 AM »

Where is BrandNew when we need him?

* BlueTsunami sees the large flapping shadow of a scarf being thrown over my computer monitor

Oh shit...

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #15 on:** June 05, 2010, 01:21:42 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on June 05, 2010, 01:20:58 AM

Seems like your grandma want's to go balls deep with you, Wilco.

She's all yours, bro.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #16 on:** June 05, 2010, 01:25:18 AM »

the interpretation depends on the gravitas you place on <3, *grin* etc. Since most women love smiley faces and that sort of shit I going for big sister behaviour.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #17 on:** June 05, 2010, 01:25:40 AM »

Is this someone who is computer literate wilco? Sometimes people who aren't use weird writing styles.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #18 on:** June 05, 2010, 01:26:19 AM »

She's deaf, computer literacy is basically all she knows.

Diunx · « **Reply #19 on:** June 05, 2010, 01:27:57 AM »

Is she mute too? this thread is making me all hard.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #20 on:** June 05, 2010, 01:29:32 AM »

wait then why is she so keen to meet...oh shit.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #21 on:** June 05, 2010, 01:30:02 AM »

No, she's not.

I should preface some of this conjecture by saying some comments were made by her when we were younger that could also be interpreted as flirty (hence my original line to demi). I just feel like I'm taking crazy pills here.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #22 on:** June 05, 2010, 01:32:37 AM »

I think she's being overexcited but I guess you'll be finding out when you visit

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #23 on:** June 05, 2010, 01:34:19 AM »

man up and ask her straight out

"would you let me penetrate you"

problem solved

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #24 on:** June 05, 2010, 01:35:16 AM »

Alright let's get right to this: Would you do it?

Quote from: Fresh Prince on June 05, 2010, 01:25:18 AM

the interpretation depends on the gravitas you place on <3, *grin* etc. Since most women love smiley faces and that sort of shit I going for big sister behaviour.

Yep, bitches love smiley faces

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #25 on:** June 05, 2010, 01:35:22 AM »

Wilco tell her that given recent events you've given up on girls for a while and see how see reacts.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #26 on:** June 05, 2010, 01:35:26 AM »

I don't really want to know the answer to that, Prole.

I just wanted to know if I was alone in my suspicion!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #27 on:** June 05, 2010, 01:36:17 AM »

Also is she hawt?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #28 on:** June 05, 2010, 01:37:15 AM »

BlackMage · « **Reply #29 on:** June 05, 2010, 01:37:53 AM »

Incestuous deaf sex

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #30 on:** June 05, 2010, 01:39:03 AM »

I'm gonna take your ignoring my question as a yes

demi · « **Reply #31 on:** June 05, 2010, 01:39:05 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on June 05, 2010, 01:36:17 AM

Also is she hawt?

She is definitely hittable

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #32 on:** June 05, 2010, 01:39:27 AM »

pics or shitbin

would you let her give you a handie?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #33 on:** June 05, 2010, 01:40:06 AM »

Quote from: OptimoPeach on June 05, 2010, 01:39:03 AM

I'm gonna take your ignoring my question as a yes

I didn't even see your post, I was replying to Prole!

Answer: No! I mean, I'm not BrandNew! Eww, yuck!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #34 on:** June 05, 2010, 01:40:44 AM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on June 05, 2010, 01:39:27 AM

pics or shitbin

would you let her give you a handie?

Oh, come on, I'm not posting pictures of family on here!

And NO.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #35 on:** June 05, 2010, 01:41:43 AM »

so is this a cousin? a cousin is alright. go ahead and pound her kosher, chief!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #36 on:** June 05, 2010, 01:43:40 AM »

BlackMage · « **Reply #37 on:** June 05, 2010, 01:44:10 AM »

IM YOUR COUSIN!

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #38 on:** June 05, 2010, 01:53:30 AM »

This thread is so gonna end with a couple of lil' trig palins

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #39 on:** June 05, 2010, 02:01:31 AM »

7 year difference? I'm not buying it. Maybe she used some weird as fuck language, but I don't think she had sexual intentions.

Although you COULD respond with some equally ambiguous language and see where things go. Do it Willco, for EB's sake

drew · « **Reply #40 on:** June 05, 2010, 02:09:34 AM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on June 05, 2010, 01:30:02 AM

No, she's not.

I should preface some of this conjecture by saying some comments were made by her when we were younger that could also be interpreted as flirty (hence my original line to demi). I just feel like I'm taking crazy pills here.

no, youre right, something definitely isnt right there, i doubt demi has even ever talked to a girl let alone had a text conversation with one

BlackMage · « **Reply #41 on:** June 05, 2010, 02:15:10 AM »

Quote from: drew on June 05, 2010, 02:09:34 AM

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on June 05, 2010, 01:30:02 AM
No, she's not.

I should preface some of this conjecture by saying some comments were made by her when we were younger that could also be interpreted as flirty (hence my original line to demi). I just feel like I'm taking crazy pills here.

no, youre right, something definitely isnt right there, i doubt demi has even ever talked to a girl let alone had a text conversation with one

demi is pimp. Remember, he was cloud's first choice

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #42 on:** June 05, 2010, 02:16:51 AM »

grab those fat 30-something titties and tell her "bitch, when we're through, you ain't gonna sit right on that thick ass for a week"

cousins like that rough talk

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #43 on:** June 05, 2010, 02:18:21 AM »

I wonder how that translates in sign language? Point to booty cheeks, make throat slashing motion? Ok, I feel bad about that joke.

Ichirou · « **Reply #44 on:** June 05, 2010, 02:20:36 AM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on June 05, 2010, 01:16:09 AM

Obviously!

She's married, eight years older than you, and your cousin. I can't read this any other way than her just overusing heart emoticons because she's kind of dim.

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #45 on:** June 05, 2010, 02:24:47 AM »

She's deaf? Fuck, imagine the handjobs

I'm with Thomas, obviously

etiolate · « **Reply #46 on:** June 05, 2010, 02:29:05 AM »

Quote from: DJ_Tet on June 05, 2010, 02:24:47 AM

She's deaf? Fuck, imagine the handjobs

she'd never get past the letter C

Diunx · « **Reply #47 on:** June 05, 2010, 02:35:21 AM »

Damn demi really is a hottie!!!

drew · « **Reply #48 on:** June 05, 2010, 03:06:35 AM »

shouldnt you be out in the gulf skimming up oil slicks with your prolapsed asshole right now?

get to it.

Ichirou · « **Reply #49 on:** June 05, 2010, 03:11:47 AM »

drew's penis must be so tiny.

drew · « **Reply #50 on:** June 05, 2010, 03:43:55 AM »

at least ive had my penis inside a girl

Ichirou · « **Reply #51 on:** June 05, 2010, 04:05:53 AM »

You sound awfully proud of that. Must've been an unusual, perhaps even a once-in-a-lifetime, occasion for you.

drew · « **Reply #52 on:** June 05, 2010, 04:16:34 AM »

hey, at least it was a better comeback than hur you have a small dick HUR

Ichirou · « **Reply #53 on:** June 05, 2010, 04:21:19 AM »

But...you do?

drew · « **Reply #54 on:** June 05, 2010, 04:36:14 AM »

between 6 and 6 and a half, the definition of average

Ichirou · « **Reply #55 on:** June 05, 2010, 04:46:28 AM »

So almost half the length of Himuro's thick, juicy bavarian sausage.

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #56 on:** June 05, 2010, 09:13:06 AM »

It's just game flirting. She doesn't have an end in sight aside from the game itself.

Could've been more than that, but considering the context...

edit: Da fuck, she's 8 years older than you and married? Dude give me a break, how could you even wonder.

BlackMage · « **Reply #57 on:** June 05, 2010, 09:15:37 AM »

I think she thinks of you like a puppy! SOO CYOOOT WITTLE BABY WILLCO MUAH MUAH

BlackMage · « **Reply #58 on:** June 05, 2010, 09:27:31 AM »

What's the law on cousin fucking there Jinfash?

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #59 on:** June 05, 2010, 09:40:00 AM »

Willco, soon enough you'll lose enough weight to where you'll get enough non-family female flirtations so you don't interpret all positive female conversation as a sign that she wants your willy in her.

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Author Topic: Overexcited family member or creepy flirting? You decide. (Read 3000 times)