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« Reply #60 on: June 16, 2010, 05:00:20 PM »
all the japanese guys are high as fuck

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« Reply #61 on: June 16, 2010, 05:00:41 PM »
That voice DOES NOT fit that human
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« Reply #62 on: June 16, 2010, 05:01:43 PM »
OMG  :lol

this is too much

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« Reply #63 on: June 16, 2010, 05:01:48 PM »
I need subtitles.

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« Reply #64 on: June 16, 2010, 05:01:59 PM »
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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« Reply #65 on: June 16, 2010, 05:02:32 PM »
WHAT THE FUFCK
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« Reply #66 on: June 16, 2010, 05:03:02 PM »
 :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
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« Reply #67 on: June 16, 2010, 05:03:18 PM »
This is fucking awesome.
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« Reply #68 on: June 16, 2010, 05:03:26 PM »
JUST YOU BODY
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« Reply #69 on: June 16, 2010, 05:03:36 PM »
You sure this is not the next Japanese Borat?

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« Reply #70 on: June 16, 2010, 05:03:47 PM »
OH MY GOD THE "YEAH"  :lol :lol :lol :lol
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« Reply #71 on: June 16, 2010, 05:04:00 PM »
 :rofl

this is the best thing at E3

Himu

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« Reply #72 on: June 16, 2010, 05:04:26 PM »
:lol
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« Reply #73 on: June 16, 2010, 05:04:57 PM »
I think it's very possible the Japanese are on drugs.

Japan = STRICT DRUG LAWS.  VERY HARD TO GET DRUGS
LA = EASY TO SCORE DRUGS

so when they come over here they party like crazy and do all the drugs they are not used to and are fucked up the whole conference!

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« Reply #74 on: June 16, 2010, 05:07:09 PM »
Little tip about me: I used to run a Karaoke Revolution website, and got invited to E3 because of it and got to meet all the producers and developers and play test and get early stuff.

I am so relieved that was 5 years ago.  :lol :lol
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« Reply #75 on: June 16, 2010, 05:07:15 PM »
I predict Kojima will pop out by the end of this conference drunk, wearing nothing but leather chaps, and stradling one of the mexican wrestlers with Iga whipping them from behind.
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« Reply #76 on: June 16, 2010, 05:08:56 PM »
how is this a real company  :lol

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« Reply #77 on: June 16, 2010, 05:09:28 PM »
what the fuck was that
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« Reply #78 on: June 16, 2010, 05:10:05 PM »
did konami really bring out a bunch of elementary kids for game journalists?
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« Reply #79 on: June 16, 2010, 05:10:08 PM »
:lol :lol
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« Reply #80 on: June 16, 2010, 05:10:50 PM »
WE NEED A BLU-RAY WITH MULTI-ANGLE AUDIENCE REACTION CAM

cool breeze

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« Reply #81 on: June 16, 2010, 05:11:44 PM »
we need backstage footage of these kids interacting with high japanese dudes and lucha libre and russel simmons

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« Reply #82 on: June 16, 2010, 05:12:01 PM »
Poor kids, to go from Oprah winfrey and national television to the GiantBomb staff and the 10 people who visit their site
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« Reply #83 on: June 16, 2010, 05:13:04 PM »
This is the best conference ever
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« Reply #84 on: June 16, 2010, 05:13:32 PM »
This is the best conference ever

truly

Konami is the future of the game industry

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« Reply #85 on: June 16, 2010, 05:15:43 PM »
Here's this one normal guy and he's just thinking "I can't believe I'm at this fucked up conference.  I'll just say my stuff and get the hell out of here before people remember my name and associate me with this".

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« Reply #86 on: June 16, 2010, 05:16:59 PM »
reminds me of that one beyblade thread on gaf

that was a classic thread
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« Reply #87 on: June 16, 2010, 05:18:12 PM »
Here you guys go. Make the conference even more amazing.

[youtube=560,345]F_2YJByqtrM&hl=en_US&fs=1&[/youtube]
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« Reply #88 on: June 16, 2010, 05:20:33 PM »
finally a good game
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« Reply #89 on: June 16, 2010, 05:21:11 PM »
That looks good

Enl

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« Reply #90 on: June 16, 2010, 05:21:22 PM »
This is really out of place with the rest of the conference. Maybe it was a fuck up on Konami's part.
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« Reply #91 on: June 16, 2010, 05:22:02 PM »
the shadow game seems like a good game in comparison to what they have shown previously.

Enl

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« Reply #92 on: June 16, 2010, 05:22:16 PM »
Well that was short.  :-\
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« Reply #93 on: June 16, 2010, 05:22:21 PM »
VATRA

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« Reply #94 on: June 16, 2010, 05:22:28 PM »
I feel sorry for mister Pepe. :(

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« Reply #95 on: June 16, 2010, 05:22:42 PM »
SH :hyper

Hope it'll look good.

Himu

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« Reply #96 on: June 16, 2010, 05:27:32 PM »
looks fantastic
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« Reply #97 on: June 16, 2010, 05:27:41 PM »
ugly as fuck. and those two dudes they trotted out on stage seemed like horrible individuals. No hope for this game. none.

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« Reply #98 on: June 16, 2010, 05:28:06 PM »
Underwhelming.

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« Reply #99 on: June 16, 2010, 05:28:12 PM »
looks distinguished mentally-challenged...and they'rer naming it "Silent Hill"?  :maf
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« Reply #100 on: June 16, 2010, 05:28:59 PM »
I don't want to play as a guy in an orange jumpsuit.

that was clearly green
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« Reply #101 on: June 16, 2010, 05:29:12 PM »
dropping yamaoka = moving forward

sick buurrrn

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« Reply #102 on: June 16, 2010, 05:29:18 PM »
please see our trailer, please

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« Reply #103 on: June 16, 2010, 05:29:21 PM »
This SH dude is feeling himself way too hard.

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« Reply #104 on: June 16, 2010, 05:30:18 PM »
ASS N TITTIES
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« Reply #105 on: June 16, 2010, 05:30:36 PM »
I want to hate SH out of principal since it's total outsourced milking without any involvement of the original people who created SH

but...it looks like it has potential as a twin peaks/sh game.  Will keep an eye on it and maybe give them a chance when it comes out.

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« Reply #106 on: June 16, 2010, 05:32:31 PM »
WHAT THE FUCK
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« Reply #107 on: June 16, 2010, 05:32:56 PM »
...

that was distinguished mentally-challenged

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« Reply #108 on: June 16, 2010, 05:33:09 PM »
 :rofl
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« Reply #109 on: June 16, 2010, 05:33:35 PM »
what

more rising! cut some watermelons!

Bebpo

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« Reply #110 on: June 16, 2010, 05:33:38 PM »
Guy is director of Metal Gear Acid games.

But man, Rebellion is so shit.  

dunno what to think

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« Reply #111 on: June 16, 2010, 05:35:12 PM »
how did he do that trick was his head really dismembered?
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« Reply #112 on: June 16, 2010, 05:35:32 PM »
magic

it's also how games are made

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« Reply #113 on: June 16, 2010, 05:37:14 PM »
Just woke up. This is too long. :-\

Himu

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« Reply #114 on: June 16, 2010, 05:37:55 PM »
rizzzing
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« Reply #115 on: June 16, 2010, 05:38:25 PM »
how far away from Rising is Koji-chan staying? Cus I would like it to be good.

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« Reply #116 on: June 16, 2010, 05:38:45 PM »
how did he do that trick was his head really dismembered?
[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

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« Reply #117 on: June 16, 2010, 05:40:27 PM »
GO BACK TO THE HIGH JAPANESE DEVELOPERS
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« Reply #118 on: June 16, 2010, 05:42:21 PM »
YES. HELP ME UNDERSTAND " CUT AND TAKE" AND "CUT AT WILL" THSES ECONCEPTS ARE WAY TOO DIFFICULT FOR ME TO UNDERSTAND WITHOUT ALL THIS MOTHERFUCKING MIND NUMBINGLY SHITTY EXPLAINAGPOINAESG PAISG 'PBIGABGÆAGNASNÆDGNÆKæG SH'0PINAGKØ

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« Reply #119 on: June 16, 2010, 05:43:09 PM »
good god is this what game journalists have to suffer through? who wants this job?
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