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Re: Konami E3 Conference
« Reply #120 on: June 16, 2010, 05:43:12 PM »
YES. HELP ME UNDERSTAND " CUT AND TAKE" AND "CUT AT WILL" THSES ECONCEPTS ARE WAY TOO DIFFICULT FOR ME TO UNDERSTAND WITHOUT ALL THIS MOTHERFUCKING MIND NUMBINGLY SHITTY EXPLAINAGPOINAESG PAISG 'PBIGABGĈAGNASNĈDGNĈKĉG SH'0PINAGKĜ

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« Reply #121 on: June 16, 2010, 05:43:30 PM »
yeah, this would be a lot easier if they just showed it

this was the problem with Avatar at Ubisoft last year

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« Reply #122 on: June 16, 2010, 05:44:21 PM »
My favorite part was when they basically said "you can cut at will but we don't really know how to control that yet"

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« Reply #123 on: June 16, 2010, 05:44:46 PM »
La Parka was at this event? WTF now I regret playing games instead of watching this >:(
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« Reply #124 on: June 16, 2010, 05:45:37 PM »
La Parka was at this event? WTF now I regret playing games instead of watching this >:(

I was playing Peace Walker while watching this  8)

I had to stop because I was laughing too hard to play properly

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« Reply #125 on: June 16, 2010, 05:47:08 PM »
:rofl CASTLEVANIA: DESPAIR LOOKS AWFUL
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« Reply #126 on: June 16, 2010, 05:47:20 PM »
I worked at E3 as a paid contract writer and it sucks. The only people that enjoy it are fan boys, and they are insufferable. Actual adults hate it.
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« Reply #127 on: June 16, 2010, 05:47:20 PM »
Castlevania looks awesome :bow2

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« Reply #128 on: June 16, 2010, 05:47:45 PM »
yeah, this would be a lot easier if they just showed it

this was the problem with Avatar at Ubisoft last year

The way the translator was reading it, it sounded like none of that stuff has actually been implemented yet.
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« Reply #129 on: June 16, 2010, 05:48:02 PM »
COWBOY HAT
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« Reply #130 on: June 16, 2010, 05:48:58 PM »
 >:(

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« Reply #131 on: June 16, 2010, 05:49:32 PM »
This looks "beautiful" & "amazing"

uhhhh, sorry to break it to you Iga...

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« Reply #132 on: June 16, 2010, 05:50:02 PM »
Didn't I shoot this guy in RDR?
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« Reply #133 on: June 16, 2010, 05:51:18 PM »
 He is now begging, BEGGING, people to buy the game, even before it has had a chance to bomb...


Poor IGA. :'(

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« Reply #134 on: June 16, 2010, 05:51:50 PM »
He is now begging, BEGGING, people to buy the game, even before it has had a chance to bomb...


Poor IGA. :'(

:(
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« Reply #135 on: June 16, 2010, 05:54:37 PM »
god of war castlevania snore

more Harmony of Despair

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« Reply #136 on: June 16, 2010, 05:55:46 PM »
THIS IS SO BORING

Leave it to anything Kojima to make a trailer of something into a shitty story-fest.
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« Reply #137 on: June 16, 2010, 05:56:50 PM »
I'm sorry, but everytime I hear Patrick Stewart in a videogame I get Oblivion flashbacks
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« Reply #138 on: June 16, 2010, 05:58:23 PM »
this chubby brit was rather glassy eyed.  ;)

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« Reply #139 on: June 16, 2010, 05:58:27 PM »
screw the haters

that was the best looking CV since Drac X

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« Reply #140 on: June 16, 2010, 05:58:32 PM »
FROGGER 3DS

I'm outta this bitch

*drops mic*
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Re: Konami E3 Conference
« Reply #141 on: June 16, 2010, 05:58:38 PM »
The dialouge is awful.  :yuck
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Himu

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« Reply #142 on: June 16, 2010, 05:59:54 PM »
THIS WAS THE BEST CONFERENCE EVER UNTIL THEY TOOK THEMSELVES SERIOUSLY
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« Reply #143 on: June 16, 2010, 06:03:09 PM »
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Himu

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« Reply #144 on: June 16, 2010, 06:03:50 PM »
They're airing the conference again. Catch if you missed.
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Himu

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« Reply #145 on: June 16, 2010, 06:06:08 PM »
Summary people.

- fighting luchadores
- almost every dev presenting is high, prolly due to strict japanese drug laws and the fact LA is pretty lax in terms of that
- richard simmons dropping f-bomb and being kicked off stage
- funny shit
- new game from hudson that involves light and shadow. look good.
- mgs: rizzzing bores
- iga literally BEGS for sales for his new cv
- engrish
- low budget, doesn't look like a conference presented by a dev that is as bad - or as used to be, rather - as Konami
- new castlevania
- like 20 minute delay, technical issues involving trailers and equipment that disables them to show trailers
- high japanese devs present dancing game and dance like monkeys, hilarious

;etc

It was a total disaster of epic proportions until they started to take themselves seriously, around when the hudson guy came out.
« Last Edit: June 16, 2010, 06:09:26 PM by Himuro »
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« Reply #146 on: June 16, 2010, 06:06:58 PM »
THIS WAS THE BEST CONFERENCE EVER UNTIL THEY TOOK THEMSELVES SERIOUSLY

Then it became sad when IGA was carted onto the stage and was begging us to buy the game and had to introduce the big budget Castlevania title that he had nothing to do with. He's not even a producer.

Actually, did he work on the other 3D titles?

Yeah he did.

And I liked them.  ^^;  I don't hate 3d CV like everyone else.  Before it was Igavania CV was AN ACTION GAME.  The 3d ones have just been poor action games, no reason the new one can't be a good action game that recreates the classic CV that was awesome until it became metroid.

Himu

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« Reply #147 on: June 16, 2010, 06:09:43 PM »
Summary people.

- fighting luchadores
- almost every dev presenting is high
- richard simmons dropping f-bomb and being kicked off stage
- funny shit
- new game from hudson that involves light and shadow. look good.
- mgs: rizzzing bores
- iga begs for sales for his new cv

OK I'll watch that tomorrow!  :lol

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« Reply #148 on: June 16, 2010, 06:10:31 PM »
castlevania showing must of been truly awful if bebpo is defending it

Himu

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« Reply #149 on: June 16, 2010, 06:12:00 PM »
THIS WAS THE BEST CONFERENCE EVER UNTIL THEY TOOK THEMSELVES SERIOUSLY

Then it became sad when IGA was carted onto the stage and was begging us to buy the game and had to introduce the big budget Castlevania title that he had nothing to do with. He's not even a producer.

Actually, did he work on the other 3D titles?

Yeah he did.

And I liked them.  ^^;  I don't hate 3d CV like everyone else.  Before it was Igavania CV was AN ACTION GAME.  The 3d ones have just been poor action games, no reason the new one can't be a good action game that recreates the classic CV that was awesome until it became metroid.

CV was not an action game. It was mostly a platforming game. The action itself was tame outside of boss fights.
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Bebpo

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« Reply #150 on: June 16, 2010, 06:13:58 PM »
castlevania showing must of been truly awful if bebpo is defending it

Actually the majority opinion is that the new CV looks great.  We just have some haters here who don't believe CV should be anything besides a 2.5D platformer or metroid game.

THIS WAS THE BEST CONFERENCE EVER UNTIL THEY TOOK THEMSELVES SERIOUSLY

Then it became sad when IGA was carted onto the stage and was begging us to buy the game and had to introduce the big budget Castlevania title that he had nothing to do with. He's not even a producer.

Actually, did he work on the other 3D titles?

Yeah he did.

And I liked them.  ^^;  I don't hate 3d CV like everyone else.  Before it was Igavania CV was AN ACTION GAME.  The 3d ones have just been poor action games, no reason the new one can't be a good action game that recreates the classic CV that was awesome until it became metroid.

CV was not an action game. It was mostly a platforming game. The action itself was tame outside of boss fights.

It was action & platforming.  The new one has action and probably platforming and whip swinging.  It also has GREAT art that looks very CV, has a top-notch voice cast, the combat looks solid, and the environments look amazing to explore. 

As much as you hate it, God of War/Rygar is the modern equivalent of Dracula X.  Go forward through levels, fight enemies, and make jumps.
« Last Edit: June 16, 2010, 06:16:45 PM by Bebpo »

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« Reply #151 on: June 16, 2010, 06:14:51 PM »
I'm just watching this now.....

What the fuck is Russell Simmons going on about?!? :lol
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« Reply #152 on: June 16, 2010, 06:17:00 PM »
i'm just messing with ya.

being action focused isn't a problem to me, it's that they are copying bottom of the barrel action gaming like god of war.

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« Reply #153 on: June 16, 2010, 06:19:37 PM »
where are you watching this??

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« Reply #154 on: June 16, 2010, 06:20:01 PM »
There's a link in the OP
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Re: Konami E3 Conference
« Reply #155 on: June 16, 2010, 06:21:00 PM »
Did they demoed Rising? :hyper
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Bebpo

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« Reply #156 on: June 16, 2010, 06:21:58 PM »
i'm just messing with ya.

being action focused isn't a problem to me, it's that they are copying bottom of the barrel action gaming like god of war.

Yeah, hopefully the combat is better than GoW.  It's definitely not as technical as DMC/NG/Bayo, but too early too tell if it's generic combat, generic enemy patterns.

I wish they would release the E3 demo on XBL/PSN.

Jansen

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« Reply #157 on: June 16, 2010, 06:22:01 PM »
all i'm getting is a blank page that says "waiting for video" :'(

nvm got it working using IE

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« Reply #158 on: June 16, 2010, 06:22:29 PM »
I like how they brought out the fucking scale on stage for this shitball mexican wrestling thing.

OMG....a weigh in

 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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« Reply #159 on: June 16, 2010, 06:23:33 PM »
Alright.  This is AWESOME. :lol
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« Reply #160 on: June 16, 2010, 06:24:09 PM »
Holy crap.  Best conference ever.
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« Reply #161 on: June 16, 2010, 06:30:33 PM »
this is depressing

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« Reply #162 on: June 16, 2010, 06:31:03 PM »
The 99 Nights guy is out of his fucking mind.
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« Reply #163 on: June 16, 2010, 06:31:34 PM »
He's gotta be high.
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« Reply #164 on: June 16, 2010, 06:31:46 PM »
someone better save this conference so I can watch it again later


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« Reply #165 on: June 16, 2010, 06:32:16 PM »
Oh my fucking god.  Please tell me this video is being archived so I can watch it tomorrow

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« Reply #166 on: June 16, 2010, 06:32:57 PM »
ROCK N ROLL!
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« Reply #167 on: June 16, 2010, 06:35:51 PM »
And now, here's the whitest black guy we could find.....

This is like the anti-Russell Simmons
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« Reply #168 on: June 16, 2010, 06:37:03 PM »
Pffftt.

Japafaggotry.
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« Reply #169 on: June 16, 2010, 06:38:32 PM »
No way is this guy really black.
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Himu

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« Reply #170 on: June 16, 2010, 06:39:34 PM »
No way is this guy really black.

So all black people are dumb distinguished black fellows i guess
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« Reply #171 on: June 16, 2010, 06:39:56 PM »
just wait until this guy shows up

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« Reply #172 on: June 16, 2010, 06:40:34 PM »
Oh man.  No. No no no no no no no no no
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« Reply #173 on: June 16, 2010, 06:41:34 PM »
just wait until this guy shows up (Image removed from quote.)

They're here!  :lol
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« Reply #174 on: June 16, 2010, 06:42:05 PM »
Holy fuck

 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

WHAT THE HELL IS HE SAYING?!?
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« Reply #175 on: June 16, 2010, 06:42:48 PM »
notice how they aren't actually playing the game

he just wants to dance

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« Reply #176 on: June 16, 2010, 06:42:57 PM »
Looks like MS has wrapped up all the fucking loons in Japan to make Kinect games for them
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« Reply #177 on: June 16, 2010, 06:43:32 PM »
notice how they aren't actually playing the game

he just wants to dance

:lol just noticed that
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« Reply #178 on: June 16, 2010, 06:44:18 PM »
This kills the Ubisoft conference  :lol :lol
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« Reply #179 on: June 16, 2010, 06:44:25 PM »
Is this for real?

I am too busy with gamespot awesomeness
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