ETIOLATE IN HERE NOW MEETING

[BlackMage]

EXCUSE ME, ET, BUT YOU PUT THE FUCKING BUTTER ON THE WRONG SHELF, AND CG SHUT THE FUCK UP

OFFICIAL THREAD OF THE RIDDLER ROOMMATE GO!

[Madrun Badrun]

Is this inorganic beef I smell in this thread?  WTF man WTF, and CG SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[BlackMage]

Let's look at today's chore list:

6am-8am: Dishes
9am-10am: Clean Bathroom
12am-12pm: CG SHUT THE FUCK UP

[demi]

shut the fuck up crystalgemini

[Barry Egan]

Is this your cow??!

[BlackMage]

nuh uh girlfriend we dont eat cow ins here we eats organic penis

[Smooth Groove]

Open your eyes when I'm talking to you.  Gook.

[brawndolicious]

nuh uh girlfriend we dont eat cow ins here we eats organic penis

You can't make assburgers with any inorganic meats.  What people don't know....

[Smooth Groove]

Fuck, this thread is more offensive than when Blackmage pretended to be black.   Leper everyone ITT and ban Blackmage.

[BlackMage]

i have always maintained that I am black on the inside and I still to this day hold that notion, good sir! 

[etiolate]

oh you guys

The landlady brought strawberries over for our meeting and then left them on the back porch. I brought the strawberries in and put them on the kitchen table and left a note saying they were the same strawberries. On our way out, we passed Riddler and I told him "hey I put the strawberries on the table for everyone to finish off." He just stared at the fridge door and stood there without saying a word.

[BlackMage]

what happened during the meeting?

[etiolate]

There were choice quotes, but it is not fair for me to criminalize someone who cannot defend themselves. We decided to work towards a middle, even though the other roomie and I feel the kitchen has been a-ok. For his part, riddler is to learn to be tolerant of others and mind the words he uses.

[Reb]

I would be so pissed if I were a landlord and had to deal with this childish bullshit.

[chronovore]

Etiolate is the Joker. That makes him the boss of Riddler.

I guess this means CG is Catwoman.

...I say we should demand in-costume pics of all involved.

[Robo]

Most of the story is in the Random Talk thread, but basically etoilet's roommate is a bossy bottom and doesn't appreciate it when women speak out of turn.

[lennedsay]

Were the strawberries organic?

[Diunx]

SHUT THE FUCK UP LENNEDSAY!!!

[Smooth Groove]

and give me back the remote NOW!

[BlackMage]

how the fuck did this turn into a god damn women hate thread 

[CrystalGemini]

Were the strawberries organic?

Yep!  The landlady grows them herself.  The backyard is basically a huge garden everybody shares to grow fruits, vegetables and herbs.   

etiolate and I have started growing some peppers and sage:

[CrystalGemini]

Someone explain what the fuck is going on or I'm gonna leper everyone ITT.

Starts here:
http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=34032.msg1152127#msg1152127

Continues every several posts or so.

[Mupepe]

I bet CG took her bra off and had to be held back by etiolate from kicking his ass

[BlackMage]

I bet CG took her bra off and had to be held back by etiolate from kicking his ass

women take their bras off before fighting?!

[Mupepe]

Yes!

[CrystalGemini]

Yeah something doesn't quite add up here.  I've never even heard of a "house meeting" outside of MTV's The Real World.  Do you live in some sort of weird co-op or something?

Eh.  Roomies have meetings but usually they're more casual hang outs to get to know each other and go over general house rules (like no bodily fluids in the hot tub or something ).  I wasn't IN this particular meeting (I was in the next room) but it sounded more like an HR meeting at the office when a client files a complaint or something.  Really weird.

[brawndolicious]

wait, was he really sore about organic food?  is this guy a student or what?

[BlackMage]

I think we should instead call him Trader Joe

[CrystalGemini]

wait, was he really sore about organic food?  is this guy a student or what?

No, he's supposedly been teaching second grade for five years and "loves (his) kids and they love (him)".  That is a quote, I kid you not.  I don't really know why it had to be brought up several times during the arguments but it seemed to be an important reason as to why everyone should listen to him.

[Barry Egan]

Those poor kids  :'(

[Eric P]

i must of missed why organic beef is a point of contention

is he anti organic
or pro organic

[Great Rumbler]

wait, was he really sore about organic food?  is this guy a student or what?

No, he's supposedly been teaching second grade for five years and "loves (his) kids and they love (him)". 

Red flag.

[brawndolicious]

i must of missed why organic beef is a point of contention

is he anti organic
or pro organic

I think he assumes that inorganic food is a health hazard.  Like I said before, he sounds like a child in an adult's body.  Which might explain why he loves children so much.

[Flannel Boy]

This is why I live alone.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

This is not why I live alone.

[close]

[Fresh Prince]

Teachers saving the world and stuff.

[Cormacaroni]

i must of missed why organic beef is a point of contention

is he anti organic
or pro organic

I think he assumes that inorganic food is a health hazard.  Like I said before, he sounds like a child in an adult's body.  Which might explain why he loves children so much.

Only if you eat it. Having it in a fridge with other food, not so much.

[brawndolicious]

i must of missed why organic beef is a point of contention
is he anti organic
or pro organic

I think he assumes that inorganic food is a health hazard.  Like I said before, he sounds like a child in an adult's body.  Which might explain why he loves children so much.

Only if you eat it. Having it in a fridge with other food, not so much.

no, the debate was over meat, not over using round-up in the backyard.  there's no difference between a natural pesticide and a synthetic one at least as far as toxicity.

[Fresh Prince]

sooooooo...what happened?

[Moran]

Can't you just purposely fuck with him until he moves out?

[Cormacaroni]

i must of missed why organic beef is a point of contention
is he anti organic
or pro organic

I think he assumes that inorganic food is a health hazard.  Like I said before, he sounds like a child in an adult's body.  Which might explain why he loves children so much.

Only if you eat it. Having it in a fridge with other food, not so much.

no, the debate was over meat, not over using round-up in the backyard.  there's no difference between a natural pesticide and a synthetic one at least as far as toxicity.

Baffling as usual. Who is talking about the pesticides?

never mind, this is an extremely tedious diversion from a promising thread. Would much prefer to here more Riddler stories than debate the merits of organic beef.

[Ichirou]

I want etiolate to post some of the riddles the guy has left in post-it notes across the house.

[BlackMage]

i must of missed why organic beef is a point of contention
is he anti organic
or pro organic

I think he assumes that inorganic food is a health hazard.  Like I said before, he sounds like a child in an adult's body.  Which might explain why he loves children so much.

Only if you eat it. Having it in a fridge with other food, not so much.

no, the debate was over meat, not over using round-up in the backyard.  there's no difference between a natural pesticide and a synthetic one at least as far as toxicity.

Baffling as usual. Who is talking about the pesticides?

never mind, this is an extremely tedious diversion from a promising thread. Would much prefer to here more Riddler stories than debate the merits of organic beef.

dont get your panties in a bunch.

[Cormacaroni]

?

[BlackMage]

?

sorry it's the voice i hear when reading your post.

[Cormacaroni]

no prob, just realized too late i didn't want to shit up the thread with a pointless debate

[CrystalGemini]

I want etiolate to post some of the riddles the guy has left in post-it notes across the house.

There are no riddles.  He just draws big question marks on pieces of paper and tapes them on items around the house he thinks there's issues with (yeah for a guy so concerned with organic beef he sure isn't worried about wasting paper).

[Smooth Groove]

So he's the Question then and not the Riddler. 

Get your comics right, nerds.

[etiolate]

Didn't Etiolate say this guy was over 30?  Why would you be over 30 and still have roommates?  Tell me the truth about it being a commune. 

It is an old, nice house split into upstairs and downstairs. The house is 3-5 bedrooms. The downstairs is rented out to college kids. The upstairs is a British couple and their baby. The land lady lives in the house next door, and there is a large conjoined backyard.

And being 30ish and having roommates in California at this time is not so strange.

[Ichirou]

I want etiolate to post some of the riddles the guy has left in post-it notes across the house.

There are no riddles.  He just draws big question marks on pieces of paper and tapes them on items around the house he thinks there's issues with (yeah for a guy so concerned with organic beef he sure isn't worried about wasting paper).

He sounds like an asshole.

[CrystalGemini]

Didn't Etiolate say this guy was over 30?  Why would you be over 30 and still have roommates?  Tell me the truth about it being a commune. 

I've actually been wondering this myself...  Then again there are 30+ year olds that still live with their parents so maybe 30+ year old non-student living with roommates is a step up?

[Cormacaroni]

It would be more surprising if this dude was living with a sexual partner, really. The first time I left a '?' on a pile of dishes, my wife would be fucking GONE.

[brawndolicious]

Didn't Etiolate say this guy was over 30?  Why would you be over 30 and still have roommates?  Tell me the truth about it being a commune. 

Well I'd expect him to have a wife/gf but he sounds too distinguished mentally-challenged.  It's pretty hard for a teacher to buy a house on one income in california though, especially in the Bay Area.

I can imagine this guy's wife slaving in the kitchen while he's tapping his watch demanding organic sandwiches.

[Eric P]

start leaving exclamation marks

except the toilet

leave a colon.

[chronovore]

start leaving exclamation marks

except the toilet

leave a colon.

:golfclap