Author Topic: EARTHQUAKE!!11 (3.7'er hits Washington D.C., begin apocalypse countdown) (Read 1130 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** July 16, 2010, 05:14:58 AM »

Whole house just shook, apparently the television studios in D.C. felt it too. What the fuck.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1 on:** July 16, 2010, 05:17:26 AM »

It was the methane explosion! THERE IS NO GULF COAST LEFT

FUCK WE'RE ALL DEAD GET THE FUCK OUT

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2 on:** July 16, 2010, 05:20:44 AM »

Wow, it was 3.7'er about two miles from my house. I just felt an aftershock a couple of minutes ago. Wild.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #3 on:** July 16, 2010, 05:37:14 AM »

I planted this idea in Willco's mind.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #4 on:** July 16, 2010, 05:37:52 AM »

And the USGS' as well, apparently.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #5 on:** July 16, 2010, 05:43:16 AM »

Don't you live in Landover or some place stupid? That's pretty far away.

The whole second floor shook here; it was pretty wild. Cute, little aftershock as well. I was unaware that there was a fault line so nearby. Disposable White Guy was sitting on top of it according to the map. I'm surprised he's not awake.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #6 on:** July 16, 2010, 05:53:34 AM »

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #7 on:** July 16, 2010, 05:57:50 AM »

I'm kind of interested what caused it. I didn't think I lived on or near a fault line.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #8 on:** July 16, 2010, 05:58:47 AM »

dirty bomb. enjoy your radiated aids.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #9 on:** July 16, 2010, 06:00:52 AM »

I live right outside of Washington right now, in a suburb. That was right at the epicenter of this thing.

... but like I said, there's no fault line here. I thought we were getting a quake from one of the fault lines from Virginia, so I have no idea what caused the Earth to rattle.

Ichirou · « **Reply #10 on:** July 16, 2010, 07:15:28 AM »

What the fuck? Weren't you in California working on The Projectionist? Since when are you in Washington D.C.?

Ichirou · « **Reply #11 on:** July 16, 2010, 07:27:01 AM »

chronovore · « **Reply #12 on:** July 16, 2010, 10:26:56 AM »

I didn't even know the East Coast /could/ have earthquakes. More likely just some flatulent politicians.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #13 on:** July 16, 2010, 10:43:03 AM »

This is actually the biggest earthquake in the region since they started keeping tabs in 1974. It is pretty wild. I looked at Google Maps, and the epicenter is literally on the same street that Disposable White Guy lives off of.

Quote from: Ichirou

What the fuck? Weren't you in California working on The Projectionist? Since when are you in Washington D.C.?

The production office and my work office is in Los Angeles, but I don't have to be. I prefer the East Coast. I've actually been on the road for the past month, first to the Midwest and then up to New Jersey/Connecticut working on a something with a pal. I just got back to the D.C. metro area a few days ago. I fly out to Los Angeles when I have to, which depending on whether or not I finish these pages, might be sooner than later.

I'd like to avoid Los Angeles until after August, which is my vacation to North Carolina.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #14 on:** July 16, 2010, 10:47:45 AM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on July 16, 2010, 10:43:03 AM

This is actually the biggest earthquake in the region since they started keeping tabs in 1974. It is pretty wild. I looked at Google Maps, and the epicenter is literally on the same street that Disposable White Guy lives off of.

Disposable White Guy NOOOOOOO!!

Robo · « **Reply #15 on:** July 16, 2010, 10:48:47 AM »

The only explanation is that DWG opened a door to Hell in his basement.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #16 on:** July 16, 2010, 12:02:33 PM »

Fatter Willco would still be rippling

Disposable White Guy · « **Reply #17 on:** July 16, 2010, 12:38:39 PM »

I slept through the whole thing. So did my kid. Further proof that Willco's just an oversensitive pantywaist.

Robo · « **Reply #18 on:** July 16, 2010, 12:42:49 PM »

A cunning alibi, but it won't matter once the demons are released.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #19 on:** July 16, 2010, 12:47:24 PM »

Quote from: Disposable White Guy on July 16, 2010, 12:38:39 PM

I slept through the whole thing. So did my kid. Further proof that Willco's just an oversensitive pantywaist.

It was felt in Pennsylvania.

Disposable White Guy · « **Reply #20 on:** July 16, 2010, 02:11:01 PM »

Quote from: RoboJ on July 16, 2010, 12:42:49 PM

A cunning alibi, but it won't matter once the demons are released.

You caught me.

C'thulhu fhtagn

Mandark · « **Reply #21 on:** July 16, 2010, 10:49:41 PM »

Was awake when it hit. I was all "wtf, earthquakes aren't our department!" Keep it where it belongs, Earth.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #22 on:** July 17, 2010, 01:22:39 AM »

Quote from: Mandark on July 16, 2010, 10:49:41 PM

Was awake when it hit. I was all "wtf, earthquakes aren't our department!" Keep it where it belongs, Earth.

It's probably because Obama is letting gays get married and have abortions and no guns or something.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #23 on:** July 17, 2010, 02:55:59 PM »

I don't think I've ever felt any that low.

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Author Topic: EARTHQUAKE!!11 (3.7'er hits Washington D.C., begin apocalypse countdown) (Read 1130 times)