She asks if I feel different now after having sex for the first time and I told her "Totally. I feel like a whole new world has opened up for me." or something along those lines.
if aliens come down from space and kidnap your favorite pet, sibling, or fuckpig and threaten you with its agonising demise unless you pick a cock to have rammed up your poosquirter, which do you choose?
the thick black one like a toddler's leg
3 (11.1%)
the wee yellow prawn sticker
0 (0%)
the stanky unwashed white one
2 (7.4%)
the herpes-infected polack one
1 (3.7%)
mupepe's herky mexi-monster (aka the "cum-ehameha")