if aliens come down from space and kidnap your favorite pet, sibling, or fuckpig and threaten you with its agonising demise unless you pick a cock to have rammed up your poosquirter, which do you choose?
the thick black one like a toddler's leg
3 (11.1%)
the wee yellow prawn sticker
0 (0%)
the stanky unwashed white one
2 (7.4%)
the herpes-infected polack one
1 (3.7%)
mupepe's herky mexi-monster (aka the "cum-ehameha")