Author Topic: ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL (Read 35996 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #360 on:** October 20, 2010, 11:48:41 AM »

Triumph has yet to acknowledge the rapin' he took

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #361 on:** October 24, 2010, 02:35:56 PM »

With Indy on a bye this week, I had to pick up a one-week QB. Matt Ryan was still available and it's working out quite well for me so far.

I'm playing my father-in-law this week, and he's got Brees... -3 points!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #362 on:** October 24, 2010, 02:52:44 PM »

I have Brees in the second EB league

projected points for week: 23.05
actual points for week: 0.24

But I'm still crushing my opponent lmao. Michael Turner decided to actually show up today

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #363 on:** October 24, 2010, 02:54:13 PM »

I only have three guys in the morning games: Hines Ward, Rashard Mendenhall and Matt Ryan. My opponent has everyone going in the morning games and I'm only down by 30 points.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #364 on:** October 24, 2010, 03:44:08 PM »

Man, am I glad I started Kenny Britt. Almost 30 points by himself.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #365 on:** October 24, 2010, 04:05:09 PM »

Miami got hosed by the refs.

Robo · « **Reply #366 on:** October 24, 2010, 04:06:42 PM »

If I was Culter right now, I'd probably splash acid on my face, run out into the woods and hope a competent family of bears adopts me as one of their own.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #367 on:** October 24, 2010, 04:13:03 PM »

Bears are the worst previously unbeaten team of all time

Bloodwake · « **Reply #368 on:** October 24, 2010, 04:22:05 PM »

KENNY MOTHERFUCKING BRITT WITH 44 MOTHERFUCKING FANTASY POINTS

Bloodwake · « **Reply #369 on:** October 24, 2010, 04:53:53 PM »

Wow, good job Kyle Orton, first pass thrown for an INT.

Nintendosbooger · « **Reply #370 on:** October 24, 2010, 05:03:48 PM »

No catches for Brandon Lloyd in the first quarter, and the Broncos are in a passing situation. Is Aso that good?

Bloodwake · « **Reply #371 on:** October 24, 2010, 05:31:59 PM »

Good play: Benching Jabar Gaffney in favor of Kenny Britt on a week his production was in question due to off the field fuckups.

Bad play: thinking that Kyle Orton was going to be a top ten QB for the rest of the season.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #372 on:** October 24, 2010, 05:33:17 PM »

Broncos. I can almost forgot about the Raiders' pathetic loss to the 49ers if it's sandwiched by wins over the Chargers and the Broncos

edit: Maybe I spoke too soon. Still plenty of time for these idiots to implode

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #373 on:** October 24, 2010, 05:53:14 PM »

Must be horrible being a 49er fan. So much talent on that team

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #374 on:** October 24, 2010, 05:57:35 PM »

One of my best friends is a lifelong 49ers fan. The poor guy...

Bloodwake · « **Reply #375 on:** October 24, 2010, 06:14:44 PM »

Well, looks like Kyle Orton has decided to be a Top 10 QB in the second quarter yet again.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #376 on:** October 24, 2010, 07:18:13 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on October 24, 2010, 05:57:35 PM

One of my best friends is a lifelong 49ers fan. The poor guy...

David Carr sure made me miss Alex Smith though. They need to bring Nate Davis back up.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #377 on:** October 24, 2010, 08:41:12 PM »

lmao @ Rogers

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #378 on:** October 24, 2010, 09:25:38 PM »

I have Adrian Peterson and the Green Bay defense... fuck me

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #379 on:** October 24, 2010, 10:30:22 PM »

I can't believe I even bothered to pick up Favre. 2.70 points so far

Nevermind, 0.70 points

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #380 on:** October 24, 2010, 10:42:28 PM »

that's why I dropped his limp dick ass

etiolate · « **Reply #381 on:** October 25, 2010, 01:09:51 AM »

I am not sure what the point of the Niners season is now.

David Carr is Shaun Hill without the accuracy but with a distinguished mentally-challenged Power Rangers helmet instead.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #382 on:** October 25, 2010, 01:13:52 AM »

Their job is to give the Seahawks another win later this season.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #383 on:** October 25, 2010, 03:58:57 AM »

Monday Night should be fun. Not sure which Dallas is showing up, hope its the one that sucks ass.

Akala · « **Reply #384 on:** October 25, 2010, 07:06:19 AM »

I woke up today and was looking around Yahoo and saw that McFadden ran all up on Denver and was happy for a minute or so until I checked the score page and OMFG McFadden was on my bench. How thew fuck did that happen? :'( :'( :'(

Triumph is the luckiest fucker alive.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #385 on:** October 25, 2010, 04:07:06 PM »

Got to love scoring 44 points on one player I picked up off WAIVERS

Not only that, I think he was drafted in our league and someone dropped him.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #386 on:** October 25, 2010, 04:07:56 PM »

Quote from: Akala on October 25, 2010, 07:06:19 AM

I woke up today and was looking around Yahoo and saw that McFadden ran all up on Denver and was happy for a minute or so until I checked the score page and OMFG McFadden was on my bench. How thew fuck did that happen? :'( :'( :'(

Triumph is the luckiest fucker alive.

I started Larry Fitzgerald and benched Anquan Boldin... whoops...

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #387 on:** October 25, 2010, 05:12:08 PM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on October 25, 2010, 04:07:06 PM

Got to love scoring 44 points on one player I picked up off WAIVERS

Not only that, I think he was drafted in our league and someone dropped him.

Yeah, fantasy football is fucking distinguished mentally-challenged.

Nintendosbooger · « **Reply #388 on:** October 25, 2010, 08:37:34 PM »

Pick up Blair White if he's still available.

Joseph Addai and the running game is out; Dallas Clark is done for the year; Collie is gone for 4-6 weeks; and Gonzo re-injured himself. That leaves Wayne (double teamed), Garcon, and White (who the coaches are impressed with).

The rested and well-prepared Colts play the Texans, with their shitty secondary, next Monday Night in what is sure to be a shoot-out. Pick up Blair White and start him as your WR3, because he's going to be the next waiver wire gem to explode.

EDIT: I just grabbed Fitzpatrick, too. Any QB who can air it out against the Jets and Ravens is worth a pick-up in my book. The Bills have no running game and they're always playing from behind, so they're a pass-first team by default, plus their stud receivers are finally coming along.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #389 on:** October 25, 2010, 10:44:49 PM »

I had an open spot on my roster, so I snagged White. We'll see how he does.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #390 on:** October 26, 2010, 10:40:08 AM »

Here's to hoping that Kenny Britt at least halves his score next week. At this point, the Titans would be distinguished mentally-challenged not to start him.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #391 on:** October 26, 2010, 05:20:08 PM »

Also, I have a QB Controversy: Do I start Vick and risk him getting injured again or do I start Orton, who isn't doing as well as he has in previous weeks? Hmm.

Nintendosbooger · « **Reply #392 on:** October 27, 2010, 07:59:25 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on October 25, 2010, 10:44:49 PM

I had an open spot on my roster, so I snagged White. We'll see how he does.

Grab A-Gonz while you're at it, and ditch one of them at the end of the week. It seems A-Gonz is making a serious effort to start as the #3 WR this week, and recent news of his re-aggravated injury were false. He just might start in place of White on Monday.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #393 on:** October 29, 2010, 11:55:13 AM »

Stolen but

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #394 on:** October 30, 2010, 07:53:51 PM »

Zach Miller (OAK) is my TE, but he's listed as questionable... dammit.

Nintendosbooger · « **Reply #395 on:** October 31, 2010, 02:10:29 AM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on October 30, 2010, 07:53:51 PM

Zach Miller (OAK) is my TE, but he's listed as questionable... dammit.

Pick up Jacob Tamme. He's Dallas Clark's replacement in Indy for the rest of the season, and, from all reports, is a Clark clone in all respects. He'll be playing this Monday.

I'm trying to decide which of these two to start as my WR3:

Braylon Edwards vs. Green Bay
Davone Bess @ Cinci

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #396 on:** October 31, 2010, 02:12:41 AM »

I had Clark too. Picked up Brandon Pettigrew. lol Lions sure, but with Stafford coming back and playing Washington at home, I'm confident we can win and put up some good points.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #397 on:** October 31, 2010, 05:43:13 AM »

Football from 1pm to 8pm then The Walking Dead at 10pm. Best Sunday Ever.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #398 on:** October 31, 2010, 01:18:31 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on October 29, 2010, 11:55:13 AM

Stolen but
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LMFAO

Picture of the year.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #399 on:** October 31, 2010, 01:22:19 PM »

I'm so ready to see the Packers play the Jets

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Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #400 on:** October 31, 2010, 02:00:25 PM »

I've got Greg Jennings and the GB defense going for me today, c'mon Packers!

Bloodwake · « **Reply #401 on:** October 31, 2010, 03:58:27 PM »

Well, Green Bay may hang on to win against the Jets. It may be an ugly win, but it's a win. We will see.

Also, Tebow scored his first TD in the NFL this year I think during the Broncos game.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #402 on:** October 31, 2010, 04:12:07 PM »

I only got 8 points for Jennings, but GB's defense was good for 20.

And Zach Miller is in the starting lineup, so I'm going with him over Tamme.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #403 on:** October 31, 2010, 04:21:29 PM »

GO PACK GO!

Also: Thanks Frank Gore and Kyle Orton for lighting it up across the pond, probably going to win this week now

To the Patriots: aim for Favre's legs please, ok thx.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #404 on:** October 31, 2010, 04:42:15 PM »

Cowboys

now can we stop talking about them this year?

Bloodwake · « **Reply #405 on:** October 31, 2010, 04:45:28 PM »

Cowboys

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #406 on:** October 31, 2010, 04:53:54 PM »

I only caught the highlights of the Cowboy's game but it looked like every pick was a reciever fuckup tip and not Kitna's fault (except maybe the last one), though people seem quick to blame him

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #407 on:** October 31, 2010, 05:42:28 PM »

LIONS

SUH

GO LIONS

LOL WILLCO

Bloodwake · « **Reply #408 on:** October 31, 2010, 06:15:42 PM »

Thanks for the points, Antonio Gates!

God, I love drafting a TE and having him score at least 20 points a week.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #409 on:** October 31, 2010, 06:50:21 PM »

Well, Favre is out of the game.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #410 on:** October 31, 2010, 06:58:51 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on October 31, 2010, 04:42:15 PM

Cowboys

now can we stop talking about them this year?

Maybe if they go 1-15 Wade will finally be fired and Jerry Jones will bring in a coach that actually knows what he's doing.

...

Oh, who am I kidding? Jerry will bring in another yes-man and we'll all see another decade of great players playing mediocre football.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #411 on:** October 31, 2010, 08:04:07 PM »

Last week Larry Fitzgerald gets me 1 point. I bench him and he gets 20 this week. FUUUUUUUUUUCK.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #412 on:** October 31, 2010, 08:47:26 PM »

Broncos lost again
Cowboys lost again
Raiders won again

I like this trend

Nintendosbooger · « **Reply #413 on:** November 01, 2010, 12:11:14 AM »

I started the season 0-2, before going 5-1. Right now sitting at 5-3 and am currently the league's highest scorer.

My team has no real weakness outside of QB. I didn't draft Tom Brady to be a "serviceable" quarterback and had I known the Patriots would revert to their pre-2007 dink-and-dunk offense, I would have never drafted him so high.

As it stands now, I'm going to see if I can grab Stafford and see how he develops.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #414 on:** November 01, 2010, 12:48:50 PM »

If Peyton Manning doesn't throw for four touchdowns tonight I win!

Tom Brady sucking already allowed me to win a game, hopefully that success will continue for QB God #2

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #415 on:** November 01, 2010, 12:57:44 PM »

Injuries are really screwing me over. Looks like I'm going to win in 2 of the 3 leagues I'm in, including the official EB one. Down by 10 against Triumph in the second EB league. I have Addai tonight, he has Andre Johnson

Bloodwake · « **Reply #416 on:** November 01, 2010, 03:20:36 PM »

Well, guess the Vikings really are toast. They just waived Moss.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=5752939

Also, if you haven't read (or watched) it, Moss speaks to the media, basically blowing the Patriots while trashing the Vikings. Guess he feels bad that he decided to act distinguished mentally-challenged.

http://espn.go.com/blog/nfcnorth/post/_/id/18804/verbatim-randy-moss

LOL.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #417 on:** November 01, 2010, 03:23:36 PM »

Who's gonna pick him up? Lions coach press conference is going on right now so none of the local sports casters have responded to this news yet. Calvin Johnson and Randy Moss on the same team would be insane

Bloodwake · « **Reply #418 on:** November 01, 2010, 03:35:03 PM »

I hope he goes to a team that knows how to utilize him.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #419 on:** November 01, 2010, 06:34:40 PM »

Vikings =

MORANS

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