Author Topic: Juggalos, Gathering Thereof (aka WHY are we not talking about Juggalos WHY) (Read 5647 times)

Saint Cornelius · « **on:** August 17, 2010, 12:35:18 PM »

Could someone please explain the fucking Juggalo phenomenon to me? I really don't understand it at all.

To me, they've always been a fringe act. Like Gwar for a white trash audience (redundant?). But then they had that "Fuckin' Magnets, how do they work?" viral video go 'round and the whole Gathering of the Juggalos has been getting a lot of attention from places on the internet that I'd never expect (such as The AV Club).

Now they're in the news for going apeshit on both Tila Tequila and fucking Method Man of all people at the latest Gathering of the Juggalos!

I just don't get it. Is it hip-hop for trailer park trash? How the fuck are they so popular? I've never met anyone in my life that would self-proclaim themselves as a "juggalo". What the fuck is Faygo? Midwestbore, holla!

Brehvolution · « **Reply #1 on:** August 17, 2010, 12:41:38 PM »

The Gathering of the Filth is what it should be called.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #2 on:** August 17, 2010, 12:43:05 PM »

Yeah, she got lumped up. But why the fuck didn't she get off stage? Instead she takes her tits out and tells them she loves it.

Fuck all that. Motherfuckers reaching into porta-potties for dung to fling? Sounds like hell on Earth.

Also, as a San Diegan, I think I'm required by law not to have any empathy for her.

Himu · « **Reply #3 on:** August 17, 2010, 12:43:20 PM »

Quote from: The Business on August 17, 2010, 12:39:33 PM

(Image removed from quote.)

Himu · « **Reply #4 on:** August 17, 2010, 12:47:36 PM »

[youtube=560,345]_-agl0pOQfs[/youtube]

still the best music video this year

demi · « **Reply #5 on:** August 17, 2010, 12:59:16 PM »

Brehvolution · « **Reply #6 on:** August 17, 2010, 01:11:58 PM »

"Hopefully, I won't get AIDS again this year."

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #7 on:** August 17, 2010, 01:21:44 PM »

Quote from: demi on August 17, 2010, 12:59:16 PM

Share some insight with us.

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #8 on:** August 17, 2010, 01:21:47 PM »

I think the most surprising thing about the whole ICP thing is how long they've been around. I mean I suppose I could understand 1 or 2 years of this nonsense but we're looking at fucking 15 or more with no end in sight.

Gotta give the idiots props for the whole Tila Tequila thing though.

brob · « **Reply #9 on:** August 17, 2010, 01:22:21 PM »

Tila Tequila makes music now?

Also, why the fuck would Meth and redman play there? like, fer reals they should hold themselves above shit like that...

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #10 on:** August 17, 2010, 01:26:11 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on August 17, 2010, 12:47:36 PM

[youtube=560,345]_-agl0pOQfs[/youtube]

still the best music video this year

"Fucking magnets, how do they work?"

Himu · « **Reply #11 on:** August 17, 2010, 01:30:42 PM »

i just love the part where they go from "fuck scientists they be spreadin' lies and gettin me pissed" to "shaggy little boy look just like shaggy, daddy's little boy looks like daddy" as if dna doesn't exist and science just can't possibly explain genetics

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #12 on:** August 17, 2010, 01:33:36 PM »

Quote from: Hitler Stole My Potato on August 17, 2010, 01:26:11 PM

Quote from: Himuro on August 17, 2010, 12:47:36 PM
[youtube=560,345]_-agl0pOQfs[/youtube]

still the best music video this year

"Fucking magnets, how do they work?"

I refuse to believe that the video above is anything but a stealth troll.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #13 on:** August 17, 2010, 01:40:42 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on August 17, 2010, 12:47:36 PM

[youtube=560,345]_-agl0pOQfs[/youtube]

still the best music video this year

I prefer their follow-up:

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

Himu · « **Reply #14 on:** August 17, 2010, 01:42:44 PM »

Himu · « **Reply #15 on:** August 17, 2010, 01:46:30 PM »

WHERE DOES THE SUN HIDE AT NIGHT

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #16 on:** August 17, 2010, 01:48:15 PM »

WHAT THE FUCK IS A CLOCK

Himu · « **Reply #17 on:** August 17, 2010, 01:49:22 PM »

WHO IS BRAZIL

Robo · « **Reply #18 on:** August 17, 2010, 01:50:07 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on August 17, 2010, 01:30:42 PM

i just love the part where they go from "fuck scientists they be spreadin' lies and gettin me pissed" to "shaggy little boy look just like shaggy, daddy's little boy looks like daddy" as if dna doesn't exist and science just can't possibly explain genetics

nah man u see what these sientists is doin is ruinin the mistique and mistery of nature and sh!t. they fukkin myracles n sience is jus some bullsh!t words 2 discribe them so that dum fukks can understan even tho it dont matter.

I believe this is the official stance on the subject, by the way.

Himu · « **Reply #19 on:** August 17, 2010, 01:51:39 PM »

DID PEOPLE REALLY LIVE IN BLACK AND WHITE

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #20 on:** August 17, 2010, 01:52:31 PM »

Since we're on the subject...
[youtube=560,345]Hd1425PpJnU[/youtube]

Squidbillies did a ICP episode just few weeks ago.

Himu · « **Reply #21 on:** August 17, 2010, 01:53:07 PM »

Quote from: RoboJ on August 17, 2010, 01:50:07 PM

Quote from: Himuro on August 17, 2010, 01:30:42 PM
i just love the part where they go from "fuck scientists they be spreadin' lies and gettin me pissed" to "shaggy little boy look just like shaggy, daddy's little boy looks like daddy" as if dna doesn't exist and science just can't possibly explain genetics

nah man u see what these sientists is doin is ruinin the mistique and mistery of nature and sh!t. they fukkin myracles n sience is jus some bullsh!t words 2 discribe them so that dum fukks can understan even tho it dont matter.

they be lyin fa real

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #22 on:** August 17, 2010, 01:55:57 PM »

I'm pretty sure demi is a juggalo. RESPOND PAPANGUS

Himu · « **Reply #23 on:** August 17, 2010, 01:56:15 PM »

he's attracted to the fatty, dude

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #24 on:** August 17, 2010, 02:03:01 PM »

Oh come on, demi's got better taste than that.

...right?

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #25 on:** August 17, 2010, 02:08:12 PM »

The Stranger, a big alternative weekly here in Seattle, sent one of their writers to The Gathering.

Before she left for The Gathering:
http://lineout.thestranger.com/lineout/archives/2010/08/12/kelly-o-loves-a-juggalo-i-am-going-to-the-gathering

While there:
http://lineout.thestranger.com/lineout/archives/2010/08/14/the-gathering-of-the-juggalos-initial-text-message-from-kelly-o

Post-Gathering thoughts:
http://lineout.thestranger.com/lineout/archives/2010/08/16/tila-tequila-vs-the-juggalos?cb=36f6b879543ad58d729ce37979c4a894

The full article is still on the way.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #26 on:** August 17, 2010, 02:13:48 PM »

I used to be a juggalo

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #27 on:** August 17, 2010, 02:15:05 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on August 17, 2010, 02:08:12 PM

The Stranger, a big alternative weekly here in Seattle, sent one of their writers to The Gathering.

Before she left for The Gathering:
http://lineout.thestranger.com/lineo...-the-gathering

While there:
http://lineout.thestranger.com/lineo...e-from-kelly-o

Post-Gathering thoughts:
http://lineout.thestranger.com/lineo...9ce37979c4a894

The full article is still on the way.

Fix your links.

demi · « **Reply #28 on:** August 17, 2010, 02:16:28 PM »

In all my years of knowing ICP I have never seen Violent J shirtless unfortunately :\

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #29 on:** August 17, 2010, 02:18:16 PM »

Links are fixed. Thanks for letting me know.

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #30 on:** August 17, 2010, 02:20:35 PM »

Quote from: The Worst Poster Ever on August 17, 2010, 02:13:48 PM

I used to be a juggalo

Not surprised.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #31 on:** August 17, 2010, 02:30:47 PM »

Quote from: demi on August 17, 2010, 02:16:28 PM

In all my years of knowing ICP I have never seen Violent J shirtless unfortunately :\

Oh demi. I am disappoint. :'(

demi · « **Reply #32 on:** August 17, 2010, 02:32:28 PM »

I can't refuse a peek~

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #33 on:** August 17, 2010, 02:32:58 PM »

Quote from: Hitler Stole My Potato on August 17, 2010, 02:20:35 PM

Quote from: The Worst Poster Ever on August 17, 2010, 02:13:48 PM
I used to be a juggalo

Not surprised.

Oh woops I meant jiggalo not juggalo

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #34 on:** August 17, 2010, 02:49:15 PM »

Quote from: The Worst Poster Ever on August 17, 2010, 02:32:58 PM

Oh woops I meant jiggalo not juggalo

Either way you're fucking brain damaged, since the word you were looking for is actually "gigolo"

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #35 on:** August 17, 2010, 03:03:58 PM »

I'm all for Faygo when I can't afford actual brand pops, but come on. Shit gets flat super quick, and there's nothing worse than flat Faygo $:-\$

Meth's gotta get that cream I guess. IRS is no joke

drew · « **Reply #36 on:** August 17, 2010, 03:11:49 PM »

its just a bunch of dirtbag losers who find belonging in some shitty fabricated club, nothing really deep to understand here

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #37 on:** August 17, 2010, 03:14:40 PM »

Quote from: drew on August 17, 2010, 03:11:49 PM

its just a bunch of dirtbag losers who find belonging in some shitty fabricated club, nothing really deep to understand here

but enough about Evilbore posters

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #38 on:** August 17, 2010, 03:29:10 PM »

Quote from: Howard Alan Treesong on August 17, 2010, 03:14:40 PM

Quote from: drew on August 17, 2010, 03:11:49 PM
its just a bunch of dirtbag losers who find belonging in some shitty fabricated club, nothing really deep to understand here

but enough about Evilbore posters

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #39 on:** August 17, 2010, 03:31:43 PM »

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #40 on:** August 17, 2010, 03:35:58 PM »

Quote from: drew on August 17, 2010, 03:11:49 PM

its just a bunch of dirtbag losers who find belonging in some shitty fabricated club, nothing really deep to understand here

when did it become so fucking popular that people like fucking Meth & Red would be performing?

and what the fuck is it all ABOUT?

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #41 on:** August 17, 2010, 03:39:16 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on August 17, 2010, 03:35:58 PM

Quote from: drew on August 17, 2010, 03:11:49 PM
its just a bunch of dirtbag losers who find belonging in some shitty fabricated club, nothing really deep to understand here

when did it become so fucking popular that people like fucking Meth & Red would be performing?

and what the fuck is it all ABOUT?

Fuckin' Juggalos, what do they mean?

Barry Egan · « **Reply #42 on:** August 17, 2010, 03:55:08 PM »

Part of the reason understanding Juggalo culture is so difficult is because Juggalos themselves tend to be incapable of articulating their world-view in any substantive way. Of course, this point is somewhat tautological; if a Juggalo were capable of articulating his underlying sense of alienation, it is unlikely he would express himself by downing faygo and wearing clown make-up. Fortunately there are a couple anomalous members who recognize the underlying class resentment that fuels Juggalo culture. Maybe this will give you some insight Corny:

[youtube=560,345]G7heHF4CMyU[/youtube]

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #43 on:** August 17, 2010, 04:03:43 PM »

Gavin McInnes <3

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #44 on:** August 17, 2010, 04:05:21 PM »

Jesus what the fuck was that? Dissing eminem is one thing, but the Beatsties are unfuckwitable

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #45 on:** August 17, 2010, 04:08:18 PM »

It's Gavin. He's just fucking around. Here he is doing some awesome street magic.

[youtube=560,345]yA0G3A__sDw[/youtube]

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #46 on:** August 17, 2010, 04:15:28 PM »

Who is "Gavin"? This all seems so needlessly complex.

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #47 on:** August 17, 2010, 04:23:37 PM »

Gavin McInnes has nothing to do with ICP. He was the former editor of Vice magazine.....don't know what he's doing now though.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #48 on:** August 17, 2010, 04:26:57 PM »

Oh jesus. Vice vs. ICP. Whoever wins, we all lose.

(I will say this though: I picked up an issue of Vice the last time I was in S.F. and I was crying from laughing so hard)

Eric P · « **Reply #49 on:** August 17, 2010, 04:34:06 PM »

Quote from: Hitler Stole My Potato on August 17, 2010, 04:23:37 PM

Gavin McInnes has nothing to do with ICP. He was the former editor of Vice magazine.....don't know what he's doing now though.

street carnage

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #50 on:** August 17, 2010, 04:49:05 PM »

Whoohoo! On my way to airport!!! Can't wait to perform at the concert tonight!!! Holla Juggalos and Juggalettes!!! Lol
1:08 PM Aug 13th

Just landed in Chicago!! Almost Time for the Juggalos Gathering!! Woohoo! Wut yall doin?
6:30 PM Aug 13th

Touchdown!! I'm finally here! Tom Green was on my flight cuz he will be doing a show at the Juggalos too! Then we got engaged! Haha! #4real
10:28 PM Aug 13th

Headed to the Juggalos Gathering right now!! Woohoo!! Gonna be fucking insane!!!! Holllaaa juggalos! Ya girl luvs ya!
12:43 AM Aug 14th

Insane Klown Posse bitches and shout out to my boys, Kotton Mouth Kings!
1:08 AM Aug 14th

Lil Kim also performing tonight!! Woohoo! This is gonna be so fun!! I bought a TON of cool shit that imma spray at the crowd!!! Lol!
1:52 AM Aug 14th

Go to www.tmz.com violence against women like myself or anyone for that matter is not ok! Lawsuit is pending.
12:25 PM Aug 14th

Thank you everyone for your support. The people at Juggalos behavior was disgusting and I am filing a suit against Them now. Thanks 4 ur luv
3:15 PM Aug 14th

Pretty soon the owners who run the Juggalos will be bankrupt. My attorney Alan is already on it. This is disgusting behavior from men.
3:31 PM Aug 14th

But to all of my fans, I appreciate your outpour of love and support! Xoxo
3:32 PM Aug 14th

RT @ninaholtz @TilaOMG im 1000000% w/u. R U ok now? i hope so. praying that those losers will have even more pain in return! KARMA, BITCHES.
3:33 PM Aug 14th

BamYouHaveAids · « **Reply #51 on:** August 17, 2010, 04:50:27 PM »

had a blast want to fight about it?

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #52 on:** August 17, 2010, 04:53:21 PM »

When Juggalos attack: A firsthand account of the Tila Tequila incident at the Gathering Of The Juggalos

Mupepe · « **Reply #53 on:** August 17, 2010, 05:06:42 PM »

Good God! I looked up the lyrics to some of Tila Tequila's songs. She should have actually been murdered. Wow.

Lyrics to I Fucked the DJ

I fucked the DJ his dick was real big
spun me right round like a rocket and he killed it
i took it in like a champ im a real chick
u know who the fuck i am thats some real shit
and i talk a lot of scrill bitch motherfuckas
be catchin feelings but i dont feel shit

cream in my middle like an oreo
i just wanna rock ride cock like a rodeo
drop like ? you can check my portfolio
make my pussy pop like i done with e-44
dudes on my jock like hey where shorty go
she over there in the booth u know how it go

chorus [2x] this DJ is fuckin hot he got it goin on
and he just dont stop what u wanna do? i wanna fuck the DJ!
what you wanna do? i wanna fuck the DJ!

yea i wanna get naked every single time he spins this damn record
motherfucka by me 1 2 steppin i put the pussy on him raw no protection
and he love it when i get on top triple x style everybody watch me fuck the DJ

Purple Filth · « **Reply #54 on:** August 17, 2010, 05:11:48 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on August 17, 2010, 12:47:36 PM

[youtube=560,345]_-agl0pOQfs[/youtube]

still the best music video this year

"Magic everywhere in this bitch"

i've always seen the gif but damn at the source

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #55 on:** August 17, 2010, 05:12:21 PM »

What little I know about Tila Tequila leads me to believe that she's pretty much a total skank.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #56 on:** August 17, 2010, 05:19:10 PM »

Quote from: Rob Thomas on August 17, 2010, 05:06:42 PM

and i talk a lot of scrill bitch motherfuckas
be catchin feelings but i dont feel shit

whoa what?

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #57 on:** August 17, 2010, 05:21:58 PM »

"catching feelings"? I know chlamydia is hard to spell but that's no excuse

Mupepe · « **Reply #58 on:** August 17, 2010, 05:26:42 PM »

brob · « **Reply #59 on:** August 17, 2010, 06:16:50 PM »

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

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Author Topic: Juggalos, Gathering Thereof (aka WHY are we not talking about Juggalos WHY) (Read 5647 times)