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maxy

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Oh no Kinect works while seated
« on: August 18, 2010, 02:10:24 PM »
sfags&ntards annihilated

http://www.gamingeverything.com/2010/8/watch_peter_molyneux_demonstrate_milo_ted_video

Milo :bow2

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I don't give a shit about this "game".Perfect game for sfags though
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Re: Oh no Kinect works while seated
« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2010, 02:55:32 PM »
Damn, what a downgraded project. It's basically a mini -game collection now.
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Re: Oh no Kinect works while seated
« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2010, 03:07:06 PM »
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maxy

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Re: Oh no Kinect works while seated
« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2010, 03:08:11 PM »
Quote from: Third on August 18, 2010, 02:55:32 PM
Damn, what a downgraded project. It's basically a mini -game collection now.
But it works while seated.

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Re: Oh no Kinect works while seated
« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2010, 03:15:45 PM »
They really need to establish how far away from the TV you need to be.  Giantbomb said 10+ feet and the guy in this video was at least four dwarfs lying down away from the TV.  Nice that it works sitting down.  I guess it can work as an addition to games instead of just flailing around.
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Re: Oh no Kinect works while seated
« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2010, 03:28:32 PM »
Every time I read Kinect I think of either Kinectica, the racing game for the PS2, or Kinetic, the eyetoy workout game for the PS2.
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Sho Nuff

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Re: Oh no Kinect works while seated
« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2010, 04:35:18 PM »
Just watched the video, this is certainly not what I expect from my child simulators
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maxy

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Re: Oh no Kinect works while seated
« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2010, 04:42:46 PM »
I wonder if some japan dev is working on something "similar"...staring some loli teen


 
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Re: Oh no Kinect works while seated
« Reply #8 on: August 18, 2010, 04:47:16 PM »
It's basically...you're pointing and clicking at things and making binary decisions and playing "Wii Sports" as a little boy walks around on the inside of your TV

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Sho Nuff

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Re: Oh no Kinect works while seated
« Reply #9 on: August 18, 2010, 04:48:59 PM »
BTW I REALLY want to see if I can get Milo to kill himself
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Re: Oh no Kinect works while seated
« Reply #10 on: August 18, 2010, 06:45:44 PM »
Even more Molyneux bullshit exposed.
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Re: Oh no Kinect works while seated
« Reply #11 on: August 18, 2010, 06:46:40 PM »
Quote from: Sho Nuff on August 18, 2010, 04:48:59 PM
BTW I REALLY want to see if I can get Milo to kill himself

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Re: Oh no Kinect works while seated
« Reply #12 on: August 18, 2010, 06:49:54 PM »
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Re: Oh no Kinect works while seated
« Reply #13 on: August 18, 2010, 06:54:23 PM »
 :lol :lol
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Re: Oh no Kinect works while seated
« Reply #14 on: August 18, 2010, 07:05:11 PM »
Quote from: Linkzg on August 18, 2010, 06:49:54 PM
http://xbox360.ign.com/dor/objects/61056/harry-potter-2010/videos/gc10_eapress_harrypotter_demo_81810.html

wow

Good god. What a disaster.  :lol
Kinect must be the most unresponsive motion device ever. Even worse than Sega's Activator.
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Re: Oh no Kinect works while seated
« Reply #15 on: August 18, 2010, 07:22:35 PM »
Quote from: Zero Hero on August 18, 2010, 06:46:40 PM
Quote from: Sho Nuff on August 18, 2010, 04:48:59 PM
BTW I REALLY want to see if I can get Milo to kill himself

 :lol

At one point the guy comforts Milo by saying "It's okay, parents get stressed out all the time" but I'd want to say "It's because your parents don't love you, Milo. They wish you'd never been born."
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Re: Oh no Kinect works while seated
« Reply #16 on: August 18, 2010, 07:29:18 PM »
milo, do you like movies about gladiators
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Re: Oh no Kinect works while seated
« Reply #17 on: August 18, 2010, 07:40:49 PM »
http://www.gamesradar.com/f/molyneux-vs-molyneux/a-2010081212285141010

i think molyneux is the most douche developer ever
(second place: that scribblenauts guy who decided it was worth putting neogaf logo but not programming any sort of AI for your NPC)

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Re: Oh no Kinect works while seated
« Reply #18 on: August 18, 2010, 07:42:06 PM »
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Who is this product for?  Like seriously, gamers won't want it, parents already have kids, I don't think being some pouty kid's imaginary friend is THAT enticing to other pouty bratty kids.  I literally think this only appeals to pedophiles and barren women.
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Re: Oh no Kinect works while seated
« Reply #19 on: August 18, 2010, 07:54:17 PM »
Like everything that comes from Molyneux, it started out being represented as amazingly open-ended, yet it ended up being canned and scripted as fuck.
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Re: Oh no Kinect works while seated
« Reply #20 on: August 18, 2010, 09:43:12 PM »
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Re: Oh no Kinect works while seated
« Reply #21 on: August 19, 2010, 12:21:42 AM »
Quote from: Eel O'Brian on August 18, 2010, 07:29:18 PM
milo, do you like movies about gladiators
oh, no  :lol
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Re: Oh no Kinect works while seated
« Reply #22 on: August 19, 2010, 12:24:37 AM »
Quote from: EmCeeGrammar on August 18, 2010, 07:42:06 PM
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Who is this product for?  Like seriously, gamers won't want it, parents already have kids, I don't think being some pouty kid's imaginary friend is THAT enticing to other pouty bratty kids.  I literally think this only appeals to pedophiles and barren women.

Kinect is some turd that Microsoft hopes to secretly flush as soon as possible.
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Re: Oh no Kinect works while seated
« Reply #23 on: August 24, 2010, 09:15:04 AM »
Kinect downgraded again:

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Microsoft has confirmed to MCV that Kinect will not boast any voice control functionality at launch.

http://www.mcvuk.com/news/40584/No-voice-control-for-Kinect-launch

- No voice support at launch
- Won't work with more than two people at launch
- Won't work while seated at launch

What's next...  :lol

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MCV corrected it.  ???
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maxy

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Re: Oh no Kinect works while seated
« Reply #24 on: August 24, 2010, 09:17:10 AM »
third third...your trolling skills have weakened

check the source again

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Re: Oh no Kinect works while seated
« Reply #25 on: August 24, 2010, 09:19:42 AM »
Fuckin MCV.  :-\
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Re: Oh no Kinect works while seated
« Reply #26 on: August 24, 2010, 09:27:07 AM »
Kinect-bashing is like the Maxy Bat signal. He heard the call and came pouncing right away.

Not that it matters, since Kinect will sucketh mightily either way.
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Re: Oh no Kinect works while seated
« Reply #27 on: August 24, 2010, 09:55:09 AM »
Quote from: Great Rumbler on August 24, 2010, 09:27:07 AM
Kinect-bashing is like the Maxy Bat signal. He heard the call and came pouncing right away.

Not that it matters, since Kinect will sucketh mightily either way.
To be fair...
I saw that story hours ago...so i was a bit prepared for Third attack

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Kinect will sucketh mightily either way.
And that is the best thing about it,casual suckers will bite and hardcore hates it... so my hardcore games will be devoid of any motion control garbage...win-win for me

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Re: Oh no Kinect works while seated
« Reply #28 on: August 24, 2010, 09:57:56 AM »
Quote from: maxy on August 24, 2010, 09:55:09 AM
And that is the best thing about it,casual suckers will bite and hardcore hates it... so my hardcore games will be devoid of any motion control garbage...win-win for me

That's an optimistic assumption.
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Re: Oh no Kinect works while seated
« Reply #29 on: August 24, 2010, 10:45:48 AM »
Quote from: Great Rumbler on August 24, 2010, 09:57:56 AM
Quote from: maxy on August 24, 2010, 09:55:09 AM
And that is the best thing about it,casual suckers will bite and hardcore hates it... so my hardcore games will be devoid of any motion control garbage...win-win for me

That's an optimistic assumption.

The only way they can put Kinect into existing hardcore games is to make it totally optional,something that would "enhance" experience,not replace...fine by me

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Re: Oh no Kinect works while seated
« Reply #30 on: August 24, 2010, 02:35:08 PM »
All of you wanna try dance central, don't lie!

I do.
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Re: Oh no Kinect works while seated
« Reply #31 on: August 24, 2010, 02:46:42 PM »
I'd rather die.
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Re: Oh no Kinect works while seated
« Reply #32 on: August 24, 2010, 02:48:02 PM »
Quote from: EmCeeGrammar on August 24, 2010, 02:35:08 PM
All of you wanna try dance central, don't lie!

I do.

I do
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Re: Oh no Kinect works while seated
« Reply #33 on: August 24, 2010, 02:48:43 PM »
Quote from: maxy on August 24, 2010, 09:55:09 AM
And that is the best thing about it,casual suckers will bite and hardcore hates it... so my hardcore games will be devoid of any motion control garbage...win-win for me

This.

I haven't followed the Kinect or the Move since they were announced. Neither are relevant to me. Much like the Wii.
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Re: Oh no Kinect works while seated
« Reply #34 on: August 24, 2010, 07:07:30 PM »
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