Author Topic: What's a Zoon? - How many people do you know with zunes? (Read 4058 times)

Himu · « **on:** August 20, 2010, 11:54:30 AM »

I got my new Zune HD and was riding the Metro. Some girl asked me about what I using. I was like,"Oh it's an mp3 player, not a cell phone." "What kind is it?" "It's a Zune, they're made by Microsoft." "I've never heard of that..." "Yeah, I can't afford an Ipod but it works (lie)".

When asked what kind of mp3 I have, I never spare the gory details because only tech nerds do that and I don't want the attention.

I considered getting an Ipod Touch but in terms of mp3 player capabilities and features, Zune edges it out nicely and is far cheaper for the hd space you can get.

Mupepe · « **Reply #1 on:** August 20, 2010, 12:01:01 PM »

when people ask i just say "better than an ipod and cheaper to boot"

three family members have bought zunes because of that line and then they played around with it.

Himu · « **Reply #2 on:** August 20, 2010, 12:06:08 PM »

What zune do you have, my friend?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #3 on:** August 20, 2010, 12:20:19 PM »

Other things you can say:

Based off statistics, people with Zunes have happier, more fulfilling sex lives than the shallow, empty sex life of your average iPod/iPhone owner.

Follow that up by telling people the positives of sidehugging.

Mupepe · « **Reply #4 on:** August 20, 2010, 12:21:44 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on August 20, 2010, 12:06:08 PM

What zune do you have, my friend?

I have a 32 gig zune. the woman uses it way more than me though. so awesome

Beezy · « **Reply #5 on:** August 20, 2010, 12:39:49 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on August 20, 2010, 11:54:30 AM

"Yeah, I can't afford an Ipod but it works (lie)".

You killed any interest she might've had in it with that line.

Mupepe · « **Reply #6 on:** August 20, 2010, 12:41:49 PM »

Himuro's life story

Himu · « **Reply #7 on:** August 20, 2010, 12:46:09 PM »

Himu · « **Reply #8 on:** August 20, 2010, 12:47:16 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on August 20, 2010, 12:39:49 PM

Quote from: Himuro on August 20, 2010, 11:54:30 AM
"Yeah, I can't afford an Ipod but it works (lie)".
You killed any interest she might've had in it with that line.

Yes but, usually when people say "oh it's better" the person they're talking to will ask why. And goddamit, I'm not going to get into why I like zune more than ipod on a goddamn bus.

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #9 on:** August 20, 2010, 12:48:06 PM »

This sounds like the boring conversation ever. Instead of talking about brand of mp3 players you should have switched the subject and tried to mack.

Himu · « **Reply #10 on:** August 20, 2010, 12:49:30 PM »

She was ugly and to my recollection, 30 plus.

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #11 on:** August 20, 2010, 12:51:59 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on August 20, 2010, 12:49:30 PM

She was ugly and to my recollection, 30 plus.

That still sounds better than debating mp3 players. This thread included.

Himu · « **Reply #12 on:** August 20, 2010, 12:53:54 PM »

I agree. Debating mp3 players is dumb. Which is why I try to avoid the whole topic. It's just as silly as debating cell phones.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #13 on:** August 20, 2010, 01:04:29 PM »

ahaha you told a girl that you're a poor loser with a zune. good job.

Himu · « **Reply #14 on:** August 20, 2010, 01:07:36 PM »

At least I can talk to one.

demi · « **Reply #15 on:** August 20, 2010, 01:09:19 PM »

ZoonCoon

Mupepe · « **Reply #16 on:** August 20, 2010, 01:11:23 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on August 20, 2010, 12:47:16 PM

Quote from: Beezy on August 20, 2010, 12:39:49 PM
Quote from: Himuro on August 20, 2010, 11:54:30 AM
"Yeah, I can't afford an Ipod but it works (lie)".
You killed any interest she might've had in it with that line.

Yes but, usually when people say "oh it's better" the person they're talking to will ask why. And goddamit, I'm not going to get into why I like zune more than ipod on a goddamn bus.

hand it to them and say "check it out" is all it usually takes

Himu · « **Reply #17 on:** August 20, 2010, 01:11:38 PM »

Robo · « **Reply #18 on:** August 20, 2010, 01:18:01 PM »

Quote from: Rob Thomas on August 20, 2010, 01:11:23 PM

Quote from: Himuro on August 20, 2010, 12:47:16 PM
Quote from: Beezy on August 20, 2010, 12:39:49 PM
Quote from: Himuro on August 20, 2010, 11:54:30 AM
"Yeah, I can't afford an Ipod but it works (lie)".
You killed any interest she might've had in it with that line.

Yes but, usually when people say "oh it's better" the person they're talking to will ask why. And goddamit, I'm not going to get into why I like zune more than ipod on a goddamn bus.
hand it to them and say "check it out" is all it usually takes

"Check it out --yeah and scroll down to the videos. Yeah, that's my dick. You like?"

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #19 on:** August 20, 2010, 01:30:10 PM »

a lot

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #20 on:** August 20, 2010, 01:32:45 PM »

I don't know anyone in real life with a zune. I've seen exactly one person on the bus with one.

Mupepe · « **Reply #21 on:** August 20, 2010, 01:36:41 PM »

did you j him o? i would have

Himu · « **Reply #22 on:** August 20, 2010, 01:38:04 PM »

Yeah give that man a handjob

Diunx · « **Reply #23 on:** August 20, 2010, 06:34:26 PM »

T-Short · « **Reply #24 on:** August 20, 2010, 06:42:31 PM »

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #25 on:** August 20, 2010, 08:54:57 PM »

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #26 on:** August 20, 2010, 09:03:45 PM »

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #27 on:** August 20, 2010, 11:15:25 PM »

I know a few with Windows Phone 7 phones, if that counts.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #28 on:** August 21, 2010, 02:10:06 AM »

Akala · « **Reply #29 on:** August 21, 2010, 10:48:38 AM »

Tauntaun · « **Reply #30 on:** August 21, 2010, 10:52:56 AM »

My cousin has a zune.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #31 on:** August 21, 2010, 11:04:18 AM »

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #32 on:** August 21, 2010, 12:09:59 PM »

Quote from: Rob Thomas on August 20, 2010, 01:36:41 PM

did you j him o? i would have

Merely for having a Zune?

Mupepe · « **Reply #33 on:** August 21, 2010, 12:54:19 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on August 21, 2010, 12:09:59 PM

Quote from: Rob Thomas on August 20, 2010, 01:36:41 PM
did you j him o? i would have

Merely for having a Zune?

Yes

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #34 on:** August 21, 2010, 06:38:51 PM »

What's with the phonetic spelling in the subject, anyway? Isn't that how it's supposed to be pronounced? Do you pronounce it like "cute" or something?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #35 on:** August 22, 2010, 03:18:05 AM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on August 21, 2010, 06:38:51 PM

What's with the phonetic spelling in the subject, anyway? Isn't that how it's supposed to be pronounced? Do you pronounce it like "cute" or something?

I like to think it's a subtle slam against all the Facebook mosk haters.

tiesto · « **Reply #36 on:** August 23, 2010, 09:19:05 AM »

I'm the only one I know of with one. Just like I'm the only person I know with a PS3 and PSP.

Robo · « **Reply #37 on:** August 23, 2010, 11:19:27 AM »

I've got a 120GB version. I think if you need a portable media device with that kinda space on it, there's nothing better for the price.

I hate the software though, for reasons I've gone over many times.

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Author Topic: What's a Zoon? - How many people do you know with zunes? (Read 4058 times)