You can fix the eyes in photoshop and no one'd know. Now it just looks like you're afraid of your hairline. wtf
:throws you a comb:
Also:
"Who can gaze into the mirror without becoming evil? The mirror doesn't reflect evil, it creates it. Therefor, one should have a glimpse into the mirror, not stare into it." Vanity smurf was gay, stop being like Vanity.