Oh jeez. Now I feel like a moron since she posted them.
Now tell her not to go blonde.And here are the other 2:


Also, that picture of me is like 2 years old. That's like a midget troll compared to what I have today.
She can vouch for it, I'm sure. The beard is in the same place, but longer (and she hates it!) and the hair is past my shoulders (which she also hates!)