I felt like I was the only person in college who didn't like Dave Matthews.
Exactly. I purposefully
wouldn't listen to DMB just to piss people off. That's how I roll, bros.

"OMG you gotta listen to this CD they have, it's great." Then the next time I see them, "So what did you think?" and I'd be all:

and they'd be like OMGDMB!! and I'd be like, "OHHHHH YEAAAAA I didn't listen to it yet." They'd get the sweats like they had fucking diarrhea or something. Jesus, calm down, it's fucking DMB. Yea, I know you think you founded them, along with the billion other fans that I probably don't like either.
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Now that I'm older I like chill music and might like them, but back then, I was 18 years old, went to hardcore punk rock shows and wouldn't be caught dead with that pussy shit in my car. Luckily it was only a few people like this, but I always wanted to say, "What about me makes you think I'll like DMB? Have I shown an interest in similar music to you somehow? The last band I saw live dressed up in really cheap Halloween costumes that tie on with nothing on underneath, one of the guys drank 2 gallons of milk on stage, forced himself to throw up, and all the guys rolled around in it. But thanks for the CD, I'll give it a whirl."