"Are you watching Dr. Who tonight?"
"You don't understand the financial crisis. You should watch Wall Street II, it'll give you some insight into why our system is screwed up"
"Dip your chitlins in the garlic sauce, it's good for your heart"
"She's two years old, why can't she eat bacon?"
"The NBA is rigged. You can tell the Lakers are going to win when they show Jack Nicholson wearing dark sunglasses or clear glasses"
"The grassy knoll is a smokescreen. JFK got blown away by the man hiding in the manhole."
"You heard of the Coconut Grove? All them republicans go there then get elected. They have gay sex there, you best believe Bush is a taco"
