Author Topic: Half-life 2 slut patch + Gordon Freeman is a perv (Read 2885 times)

Smooth Groove · « **on:** January 08, 2011, 03:15:23 PM »

Anyone checked out the fakefactory cinematic mod? http://www.cinematicmod.com/cm_10.php

It's pretty good for free content and blows away Valve's half-assed efforts to revamp HL2 graphics.

The most noticeable modification is that all the women are now big boobed and sluttily dressed. Gordon Freeman is a happy man.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #1 on:** January 08, 2011, 03:19:02 PM »

[lever sound]

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #2 on:** January 08, 2011, 03:19:20 PM »

Characters look awful.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #3 on:** January 08, 2011, 03:25:37 PM »

Here are some 1080p pics that show off the other changes. I dig the new shadowing and lighting. It adds mood to the game without drastically altering the original look of the game.

New Combine and NPCs are also pretty nice although I wish there were more variations of the Combine, even if the original game didn't have them.

TEEEPO · « **Reply #4 on:** January 08, 2011, 03:27:16 PM »

this looks terrible.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #5 on:** January 08, 2011, 03:28:54 PM »

New Judith's face is terrible but I think Alyx is pretty good although she isn't even remotely black now. Supposedly the new Alyx model was based on Adriana Lima.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #6 on:** January 08, 2011, 03:30:28 PM »

All of the new characters look AWFUL. What the heck were they thinking?

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #7 on:** January 08, 2011, 03:34:43 PM »

I far prefer the new NPC squadmates. The original ones had no personality and all looked the same.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #8 on:** January 08, 2011, 03:45:49 PM »

Except now they look kind of ridiculous.

We've got bald guy with mustache and goatee and stereotypical Mexican guy.

Vizzys · « **Reply #9 on:** January 08, 2011, 03:47:22 PM »

if i want to see the source engine looking good i usually just visit robert briscoes blog

http://www.littlelostpoly.co.uk/devblog/

TEEEPO · « **Reply #10 on:** January 08, 2011, 04:15:07 PM »

or just play left 4 dead 2?

Himu · « **Reply #11 on:** January 08, 2011, 04:24:19 PM »

ahahaha what the fuck

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #12 on:** January 08, 2011, 06:35:47 PM »

looks like shite

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #13 on:** January 08, 2011, 06:57:46 PM »

You can still use the mod without any of the new "HD" models. Actually, they are turned off by default.

Himu · « **Reply #14 on:** January 08, 2011, 07:03:23 PM »

dling

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #15 on:** January 08, 2011, 07:05:13 PM »

You might have to get the smaller version if you don't have 4gb ram or a 64 bit Windows.

Himu · « **Reply #16 on:** January 08, 2011, 07:05:43 PM »

Have both. Dling.

iconoclast · « **Reply #17 on:** January 08, 2011, 10:29:01 PM »

is my new squadmate?

cool breeze · « **Reply #18 on:** January 08, 2011, 10:37:54 PM »

Is there really music from Batman Begins / The Dark Knight playing in this or is it just the youtube video I saw? anyway, it's cool that they added iron sights.

Himu · « **Reply #19 on:** January 08, 2011, 11:50:37 PM »

8 gigs? lol not dling

drew · « **Reply #20 on:** January 08, 2011, 11:59:50 PM »

since when has hl2 had an mp5 in it?!

Chinner · « **Reply #21 on:** January 09, 2011, 04:34:34 PM »

actually looks like aids.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #22 on:** January 09, 2011, 05:57:33 PM »

Quote from: Linkzg on January 08, 2011, 10:37:54 PM

Is there really music from Batman Begins / The Dark Knight playing in this or is it just the youtube video I saw? anyway, it's cool that they added iron sights.

Not sure but the alternate dynamic soundtrack is pretty good.

I didn't even notice it at first but iron sights actually works pretty welll. However, I don't like most of the other gameplay tweaks. They added instant headshot kills but then try to balance it with aimbot accuracy and much more splash damage from explosions which make some of the levels almost impossible to beat. You can change most of it back though by deleting some cfg files.

Chinner · « **Reply #23 on:** January 09, 2011, 06:00:28 PM »

so wait, this mod also has gameplay modifications as well? from your post it sounds like implemented call of doody influences.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #24 on:** January 09, 2011, 06:07:32 PM »

Yeah. I thought it was all graphical tweaks until I kept dying in "Water Hazard" way more than before because I kept getting destroyed by the missles. Also, certain sections seemed to have many more enemies than before and the new tweaks made it so that you almost have to be perfect to make it through. It might be fun for a challenge freak but I think the old difficulty level was a bit more balanced.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #25 on:** January 09, 2011, 06:08:25 PM »

Call of Duty: Full Life Consequences

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #26 on:** January 09, 2011, 06:11:32 PM »

Worst mod ever.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #27 on:** January 09, 2011, 06:31:43 PM »

I'm not sure what you find so offensive aside from the models. Like I said before, you don't have to use them.

Most of the changes genuinely improve the look of the game, especially original HL2, while still preserving the original artistic intent.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #28 on:** January 09, 2011, 06:48:30 PM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on January 09, 2011, 06:31:43 PM

I'm not sure what you find so offensive aside from the models. Like I said before, you don't have to use them.

Most of the changes genuinely improve the look of the game, especially original HL2, while still preserving the original artistic intent.

(Image removed from quote.)

The first and last screenshots look okay, but some of the others are pretty debatable. Looking at this screenshot, I don't see how it improves the look of the game or preserves the original intent. Am I playing Far Cry all of sudden, what's with all the extra foliage? And did the county recently come by and repave the road?

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #29 on:** January 09, 2011, 06:57:59 PM »

My bad, I forgot that Uncharted hating Xbots don't give a crap about foliage.

Himu · « **Reply #30 on:** January 09, 2011, 07:00:53 PM »

holy fuck this looks awesome

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #31 on:** January 09, 2011, 07:02:49 PM »

Looking at some more comparisons, they really AREN'T preserving the original artistic intent. At all.

http://www.pcgameshardware.com/aid,684336/Half-Life-2-vs-Cinematic-Mod-10-Visual-comparison-Update-New-darker-look-Top-article-of-August-2009/Practice/

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #32 on:** January 09, 2011, 07:42:57 PM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on January 09, 2011, 06:57:59 PM

My bad, I forgot that Uncharted hating Xbots don't give a crap about foliage.

Dam right we don't, effing trees.

I'll try it out though once I get my new PC put together.

drew · « **Reply #33 on:** January 09, 2011, 08:28:19 PM »

wow, that looks absolutely nothing like what an eotech looks like irl

demi · « **Reply #34 on:** January 09, 2011, 08:29:35 PM »

people spend way too much time on this half-hearted game than they should...

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #35 on:** January 09, 2011, 09:14:40 PM »

This mod is just all over the place. Some of the stuff is "Wow, that looks really great!" and other stuff is "Man, what the heck were they thinking?".

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #36 on:** January 10, 2011, 12:31:44 AM »

The thing about Half-Life 2 is that it's still a really good looking game even years after its release. The main reason for that is that it has a clean, consistent, believable style throughout and it really doesn't seem like that the guy, or guys, that made this mod realize that, or realize why.

I'm not saying that there aren't ways to make HL2 look better [there are], but this doesn't seem like it.

chronovore · « **Reply #37 on:** January 11, 2011, 06:16:08 PM »

Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on January 08, 2011, 03:19:02 PM

[lever sound]

Positive Touch · « **Reply #38 on:** January 11, 2011, 06:38:06 PM »

omg whitewashing

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Author Topic: Half-life 2 slut patch + Gordon Freeman is a perv (Read 2885 times)