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Himu

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Anyone have pretzels that aren't dog shit?
« on: January 13, 2011, 06:19:46 PM »
Pretzels, at least the mass produced kind, suck shit and taste like shit. I've never understood their popularity and any time I see a pretzel in trail mix I just roll my eyes.

Where can someone find a pretzel that doesn't suck?
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Re: Anyone have pretzels that aren't dog shit?
« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2011, 06:22:15 PM »
Right here you stupid taco
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Re: Anyone have pretzels that aren't dog shit?
« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2011, 06:23:31 PM »
are you fucking joking?  what kind of pot smoker are you
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Re: Anyone have pretzels that aren't dog shit?
« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2011, 06:36:04 PM »
I remember there was a place here that made some really big a delicious pretzels with an awesome cheese sauce :drool sadly they didn't even last a year, I haven't had a good pretzel since then.
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Himu

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Re: Anyone have pretzels that aren't dog shit?
« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2011, 06:44:05 PM »
are you fucking joking?  what kind of pot smoker are you

what the fuck? pretzels and weed? lmao
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Re: Anyone have pretzels that aren't dog shit?
« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2011, 06:44:25 PM »
Maybe it's 'cause Himu is in the dirty South?  East Coast pretzels are the shit.  Too bad, I'm usually on the West Coast where Mexicans people don't care for them. 

Himu

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Re: Anyone have pretzels that aren't dog shit?
« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2011, 06:45:33 PM »
In the south it's just a dry thing with a bunch of salt on it. Think the type of pretzels you'd find in a Chex Trail Mix. That's the only type of pretzel I've had in the south.
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Re: Anyone have pretzels that aren't dog shit?
« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2011, 06:51:35 PM »
are you fucking joking?  what kind of pot smoker are you

what the fuck? pretzels and weed? lmao
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Himu

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Re: Anyone have pretzels that aren't dog shit?
« Reply #8 on: January 13, 2011, 06:54:58 PM »
who the fuck eats pretzels with weed. People eat stuff like cheetos or burgers or chips or cookies or something.
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Re: Anyone have pretzels that aren't dog shit?
« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2011, 06:57:31 PM »
In the south it's just a dry thing with a bunch of salt on it. Think the type of pretzels you'd find in a Chex Trail Mix. That's the only type of pretzel I've had in the south.

The South and the West Coast are generally horrible for traditional American foods.  There's like one decent hot dog stand in all of LA. 

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Re: Anyone have pretzels that aren't dog shit?
« Reply #10 on: January 13, 2011, 06:58:06 PM »
I am shocked that a person who doesn't smoke weed and has no fucking idea what the phrase "purple kush" means, knows that every pot smoker eats pretzels.  Come on.  Is it a black thing or something?
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Re: Anyone have pretzels that aren't dog shit?
« Reply #11 on: January 13, 2011, 06:59:22 PM »
In the south it's just a dry thing with a bunch of salt on it. Think the type of pretzels you'd find in a Chex Trail Mix. That's the only type of pretzel I've had in the south.

You never had this kind of pretzels?



They are god tier, fuck that bagged shit.
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etiolate

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Re: Anyone have pretzels that aren't dog shit?
« Reply #12 on: January 13, 2011, 07:08:05 PM »
diunx is making me hungry

hot pretzel and some cheese dip nommmmmmm

Himu

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Re: Anyone have pretzels that aren't dog shit?
« Reply #13 on: January 13, 2011, 07:09:20 PM »
I've had a big pretzel at a circus, but I've never had any with cheese dip.
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Re: Anyone have pretzels that aren't dog shit?
« Reply #14 on: January 13, 2011, 08:06:29 PM »


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Re: Anyone have pretzels that aren't dog shit?
« Reply #15 on: January 13, 2011, 08:36:01 PM »
ltf for eternity
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Re: Anyone have pretzels that aren't dog shit?
« Reply #16 on: January 14, 2011, 12:39:37 AM »
All bagged pretzels are pretty average. I wonder if there's a Tollhouse equivalent of oven baked pretzels.
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Re: Anyone have pretzels that aren't dog shit?
« Reply #17 on: January 14, 2011, 12:52:58 AM »
are you fucking joking?  what kind of pot smoker are you

seriously

how can you have never eatin a box of those kraft pretzels with the cheese in middle at three in the morning?  its amazing

and those dry crunchy pretzels are to real pretzels what cheese puffs are to a block of quality imported cheese
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Re: Anyone have pretzels that aren't dog shit?
« Reply #18 on: January 14, 2011, 12:59:01 AM »
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Those are pretty good.

Also try the thicker pretzel sticks and spread cream cheese on them Himu.


I use to not be a big pretzel guy myself but those two things changed my opinion. 
« Last Edit: January 14, 2011, 01:08:02 AM by Stoney Mason »

Himu

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Re: Anyone have pretzels that aren't dog shit?
« Reply #19 on: January 14, 2011, 01:07:41 AM »
alright i'll give some pretzels with cheese a shot
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Re: Anyone have pretzels that aren't dog shit?
« Reply #20 on: January 14, 2011, 01:08:19 AM »
Snyders is what you seek Himu

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Re: Anyone have pretzels that aren't dog shit?
« Reply #21 on: January 14, 2011, 09:13:51 AM »
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CrystalGemini

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Re: Anyone have pretzels that aren't dog shit?
« Reply #22 on: January 17, 2011, 07:03:57 AM »
As posted by others: have you ever had a freshly made pretzel?  Meaning not something you can pick up off the shelf of a grocery store.  Very different.
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Re: Anyone have pretzels that aren't dog shit?
« Reply #23 on: January 17, 2011, 08:01:28 AM »
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Re: Anyone have pretzels that aren't dog shit?
« Reply #24 on: January 17, 2011, 08:54:44 AM »
Maybe it's 'cause Himu is in the dirty South?  East Coast pretzels are the shit.  Too bad, I'm usually on the West Coast where Mexicans people don't care for them. 

Yeah but that means you have Churros :drool
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Re: Anyone have pretzels that aren't dog shit?
« Reply #25 on: January 18, 2011, 01:09:15 AM »
auntie annies is so good. 

but regular pretzels from a bag while you're high?  sounds terrible unless you have some merkts cheddar or somethign to dip them in. 

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Re: Anyone have pretzels that aren't dog shit?
« Reply #26 on: January 18, 2011, 01:59:54 AM »
no, but i have human shit that looks like a pretzel and neither are dog shit

http://i980.photobucket.com/albums/ae283/phoenixovid/Funny%20shit/042109-pretzel_poo.jpg

Edit: Thats nasty, yo
« Last Edit: January 18, 2011, 06:19:22 AM by BlueTsunami »

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Re: Anyone have pretzels that aren't dog shit?
« Reply #27 on: January 18, 2011, 02:22:58 AM »
tha fuck??
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Re: Anyone have pretzels that aren't dog shit?
« Reply #28 on: January 18, 2011, 02:27:10 AM »
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Re: Anyone have pretzels that aren't dog shit?
« Reply #29 on: January 18, 2011, 02:36:25 AM »
 :rofl

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Re: Anyone have pretzels that aren't dog shit?
« Reply #30 on: January 18, 2011, 06:18:46 AM »
Oh my God :lol
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Himu

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Re: Anyone have pretzels that aren't dog shit?
« Reply #31 on: January 18, 2011, 09:45:21 AM »
noooooooooo
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Himu

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Re: Anyone have pretzels that aren't dog shit?
« Reply #32 on: January 18, 2011, 09:47:21 AM »
As posted by others: have you ever had a freshly made pretzel?  Meaning not something you can pick up off the shelf of a grocery store.  Very different.
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Yep. Not big on those either. Then again, I didn't use any sauces and ate it straight.
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Re: Anyone have pretzels that aren't dog shit?
« Reply #33 on: January 19, 2011, 01:01:01 PM »


The best flavor
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Positive Touch

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Re: Anyone have pretzels that aren't dog shit?
« Reply #34 on: January 19, 2011, 04:40:38 PM »
Yep. Not big on those either. Then again, I didn't use any sauces and ate it straight.

smh there's gotta be a pretzel place near you.  just go today and get one + nacho cheese or something and be sure to bring a rag to clean up the nut in yr pants afterwards
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Re: Anyone have pretzels that aren't dog shit?
« Reply #35 on: January 21, 2011, 09:49:34 PM »
am I the only one who still likes the rold gold kind? :gloomy
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Himu

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Re: Anyone have pretzels that aren't dog shit?
« Reply #36 on: January 21, 2011, 09:56:46 PM »
Bought Snyders three cheese flavor. Decent but not remarkable. Don't see why anyone would pick it over any other snack.
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Himu

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Re: Anyone have pretzels that aren't dog shit?
« Reply #37 on: January 21, 2011, 10:32:23 PM »
I don't, I just haven't had any I like! Fuck the search for good pretzels.
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Re: Anyone have pretzels that aren't dog shit?
« Reply #38 on: January 22, 2011, 06:36:47 AM »
The best pretzels are in Germany. 
Ain't that the truth. One of the few redeeming features about Germany.

Of course, us Bavarians make the best ones. :smug
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