Author Topic: Anyone have pretzels that aren't dog shit? (Read 2581 times)

Himu · « **on:** January 13, 2011, 06:19:46 PM »

Pretzels, at least the mass produced kind, suck shit and taste like shit. I've never understood their popularity and any time I see a pretzel in trail mix I just roll my eyes.

Where can someone find a pretzel that doesn't suck?

demi · « **Reply #1 on:** January 13, 2011, 06:22:15 PM »

Right here you stupid taco

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #2 on:** January 13, 2011, 06:23:31 PM »

are you fucking joking? what kind of pot smoker are you

Diunx · « **Reply #3 on:** January 13, 2011, 06:36:04 PM »

I remember there was a place here that made some really big a delicious pretzels with an awesome cheese sauce

sadly they didn't even last a year, I haven't had a good pretzel since then.

Himu · « **Reply #4 on:** January 13, 2011, 06:44:05 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on January 13, 2011, 06:23:31 PM

are you fucking joking? what kind of pot smoker are you

what the fuck? pretzels and weed? lmao

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #5 on:** January 13, 2011, 06:44:25 PM »

Maybe it's 'cause Himu is in the dirty South? East Coast pretzels are the shit. Too bad, I'm usually on the West Coast where ~~Mexicans~~ people don't care for them.

Himu · « **Reply #6 on:** January 13, 2011, 06:45:33 PM »

In the south it's just a dry thing with a bunch of salt on it. Think the type of pretzels you'd find in a Chex Trail Mix. That's the only type of pretzel I've had in the south.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #7 on:** January 13, 2011, 06:51:35 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on January 13, 2011, 06:44:05 PM

Quote from: BrandNew on January 13, 2011, 06:23:31 PM
are you fucking joking? what kind of pot smoker are you

what the fuck? pretzels and weed? lmao

Himu · « **Reply #8 on:** January 13, 2011, 06:54:58 PM »

who the fuck eats pretzels with weed. People eat stuff like cheetos or burgers or chips or cookies or something.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #9 on:** January 13, 2011, 06:57:31 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on January 13, 2011, 06:45:33 PM

In the south it's just a dry thing with a bunch of salt on it. Think the type of pretzels you'd find in a Chex Trail Mix. That's the only type of pretzel I've had in the south.

The South and the West Coast are generally horrible for traditional American foods. There's like one decent hot dog stand in all of LA.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #10 on:** January 13, 2011, 06:58:06 PM »

I am shocked that a person who doesn't smoke weed and has no fucking idea what the phrase "purple kush" means, knows that every pot smoker eats pretzels. Come on. Is it a black thing or something?

Diunx · « **Reply #11 on:** January 13, 2011, 06:59:22 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on January 13, 2011, 06:45:33 PM

In the south it's just a dry thing with a bunch of salt on it. Think the type of pretzels you'd find in a Chex Trail Mix. That's the only type of pretzel I've had in the south.

You never had this kind of pretzels?

They are god tier, fuck that bagged shit.

etiolate · « **Reply #12 on:** January 13, 2011, 07:08:05 PM »

diunx is making me hungry

hot pretzel and some cheese dip nommmmmmm

Himu · « **Reply #13 on:** January 13, 2011, 07:09:20 PM »

I've had a big pretzel at a circus, but I've never had any with cheese dip.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #14 on:** January 13, 2011, 08:06:29 PM »

pilonv1 · « **Reply #15 on:** January 13, 2011, 08:36:01 PM »

ltf for eternity

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #16 on:** January 14, 2011, 12:39:37 AM »

All bagged pretzels are pretty average. I wonder if there's a Tollhouse equivalent of oven baked pretzels.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #17 on:** January 14, 2011, 12:52:58 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on January 13, 2011, 06:23:31 PM

are you fucking joking? what kind of pot smoker are you

seriously

how can you have never eatin a box of those kraft pretzels with the cheese in middle at three in the morning? its amazing

and those dry crunchy pretzels are to real pretzels what cheese puffs are to a block of quality imported cheese

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #18 on:** January 14, 2011, 12:59:01 AM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on January 13, 2011, 08:06:29 PM

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Those are pretty good.

Also try the thicker pretzel sticks and spread cream cheese on them Himu.

I use to not be a big pretzel guy myself but those two things changed my opinion.

Himu · « **Reply #19 on:** January 14, 2011, 01:07:41 AM »

alright i'll give some pretzels with cheese a shot

Barry Egan · « **Reply #20 on:** January 14, 2011, 01:08:19 AM »

Snyders is what you seek Himu

Brehvolution · « **Reply #21 on:** January 14, 2011, 09:13:51 AM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on January 13, 2011, 08:06:29 PM

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CrystalGemini · « **Reply #22 on:** January 17, 2011, 07:03:57 AM »

As posted by others: have you ever had a freshly made pretzel? Meaning not something you can pick up off the shelf of a grocery store. Very different.

VS.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #23 on:** January 17, 2011, 08:01:28 AM »

Quote from: Koopler on January 17, 2011, 07:58:28 AM

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I can eat these all day

tiesto · « **Reply #24 on:** January 17, 2011, 08:54:44 AM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on January 13, 2011, 06:44:25 PM

Maybe it's 'cause Himu is in the dirty South? East Coast pretzels are the shit. Too bad, I'm usually on the West Coast where ~~Mexicans~~ people don't care for them.

Yeah but that means you have Churros

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #25 on:** January 18, 2011, 01:09:15 AM »

auntie annies is so good.

but regular pretzels from a bag while you're high? sounds terrible unless you have some merkts cheddar or somethign to dip them in.

drew · « **Reply #26 on:** January 18, 2011, 01:59:54 AM »

no, but i have human shit that looks like a pretzel and neither are dog shit

http://i980.photobucket.com/albums/ae283/phoenixovid/Funny%20shit/042109-pretzel_poo.jpg

Edit: Thats nasty, yo

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #27 on:** January 18, 2011, 02:22:58 AM »

tha fuck??

Mandark · « **Reply #28 on:** January 18, 2011, 02:27:10 AM »

Himu in 20 years:

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drew · « **Reply #29 on:** January 18, 2011, 02:36:25 AM »

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #30 on:** January 18, 2011, 06:18:46 AM »

Oh my God

Himu · « **Reply #31 on:** January 18, 2011, 09:45:21 AM »

noooooooooo

Himu · « **Reply #32 on:** January 18, 2011, 09:47:21 AM »

Quote from: CrystalGemini on January 17, 2011, 07:03:57 AM

As posted by others: have you ever had a freshly made pretzel? Meaning not something you can pick up off the shelf of a grocery store. Very different.
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Yep. Not big on those either. Then again, I didn't use any sauces and ate it straight.

Yeti · « **Reply #33 on:** January 19, 2011, 01:01:01 PM »

The best flavor

Positive Touch · « **Reply #34 on:** January 19, 2011, 04:40:38 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on January 18, 2011, 09:47:21 AM

Yep. Not big on those either. Then again, I didn't use any sauces and ate it straight.

smh there's gotta be a pretzel place near you. just go today and get one + nacho cheese or something and be sure to bring a rag to clean up the nut in yr pants afterwards

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #35 on:** January 21, 2011, 09:49:34 PM »

am I the only one who still likes the rold gold kind?

Himu · « **Reply #36 on:** January 21, 2011, 09:56:46 PM »

Bought Snyders three cheese flavor. Decent but not remarkable. Don't see why anyone would pick it over any other snack.

Himu · « **Reply #37 on:** January 21, 2011, 10:32:23 PM »

I don't, I just haven't had any I like! Fuck the search for good pretzels.

Corporal · « **Reply #38 on:** January 22, 2011, 06:36:47 AM »

Quote from: The Business on January 21, 2011, 09:12:32 PM

The best pretzels are in Germany.

Ain't that the truth. One of the few redeeming features about Germany.

Of course, us Bavarians make the best ones.

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Author Topic: Anyone have pretzels that aren't dog shit? (Read 2581 times)