Author Topic: Random videos/images/memes thread (Read 5093954 times)

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #8941 on:** February 26, 2012, 04:55:54 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 26, 2012, 03:57:58 PM

hnnnngggggggg

so pretty

iknowrite?!

Fun fact: My cousin is married to her father's second cousin. Al Waleed literally plucked her from the middle of nowhere, married her, then flew her to Europe to study etiquette, fashion, English (and French?) and all kinds of shit for a year or so. And if I remember correctly, he was married to her sister first, but she couldn't stand his life-style and responsibilities her role as a trophy wife entailed so she wanted out. So he went for the sister, same genes and everything, probably prettier and even more willing.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #8942 on:** February 26, 2012, 05:59:45 PM »

Quote from: Flannel Boy on February 26, 2012, 04:27:49 PM

wait the thread got better
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Maybe those were all the people he taught to play, he's just that good of a teacher!

brob · « **Reply #8943 on:** February 26, 2012, 06:00:38 PM »

So unemployed, online-poker addict falls 1m+ in the hole in a month and puts out an ad for a live-in, unpaid maid?

pretty clear invitation to a murder-suicide party.

also, his handle is 'nuts in ho'.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #8944 on:** February 26, 2012, 06:57:02 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8945 on:** February 26, 2012, 06:58:44 PM »

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #8946 on:** February 26, 2012, 07:48:00 PM »

Quote from: Brobzoid on February 26, 2012, 06:00:38 PM

So unemployed, online-poker addict falls 1m+ in the hole in a month and puts out an ad for a live-in, unpaid maid?

pretty clear invitation to a murder-suicide party.

also, his handle is 'nuts in ho'.

He was up $2,000,000 in online cash games before the downslide. And the downslide happened after he created the thread; the second image doesn't make that clear because it's a photoshop created in 2012.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8947 on:** February 26, 2012, 07:53:23 PM »

the twist at the end is devastating though $:-\$ :'(

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #8948 on:** February 26, 2012, 08:00:31 PM »

that's not really a twist because that's bree olson...

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #8949 on:** February 26, 2012, 08:03:42 PM »

The twist is that you would be familiar with a pornstar over the age of 18.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8950 on:** February 26, 2012, 08:05:00 PM »

No, the twist is that she looks so horrible now wtf

I didn't recognize her on first view, had to read the comments

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #8951 on:** February 26, 2012, 08:19:23 PM »

Quote from: Flannel Boy on February 26, 2012, 08:03:42 PM

The twist is that you would be familiar with a pornstar over the age of 18.

well they aren't really considered "stars" unless they are.

Himu · « **Reply #8952 on:** February 26, 2012, 09:02:29 PM »

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #8953 on:** February 26, 2012, 09:31:46 PM »

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #8954 on:** February 26, 2012, 09:50:09 PM »

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Need video of this.

Broseidon · « **Reply #8955 on:** February 26, 2012, 10:37:13 PM »

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #8956 on:** February 26, 2012, 10:45:27 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on February 26, 2012, 09:02:29 PM

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Holy shit, did he really say this? I need video!

Himu · « **Reply #8957 on:** February 26, 2012, 10:56:04 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on February 26, 2012, 10:45:27 PM

Quote from: Stringer Bell on February 26, 2012, 09:02:29 PM
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Holy shit, did he really say this? I need video!

5:30

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #8958 on:** February 26, 2012, 11:11:34 PM »

Himu

Rogan

His set was pretty good. Its good he's self deprecating though 'cause some of the jokes bombed pretty badly

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #8959 on:** February 26, 2012, 11:22:28 PM »

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Quote from: Mamacint on February 26, 2012, 09:31:46 PM
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Need video of this.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #8960 on:** February 27, 2012, 12:11:05 AM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on February 26, 2012, 11:11:34 PM

Himu

Rogan

His set was pretty good. Its good he's self deprecating though 'cause some of the jokes bombed pretty badly

What were the jokes? I never heard about this.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #8961 on:** February 27, 2012, 12:19:24 AM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on February 27, 2012, 12:11:05 AM

Quote from: BlueTsunami on February 26, 2012, 11:11:34 PM
Himu

Rogan

His set was pretty good. Its good he's self deprecating though 'cause some of the jokes bombed pretty badly

What were the jokes? I never heard about this.

One of the jokes was about a movie about one of the movies that has to do with a gay mature man? Saying the Ian McKellen must have been envious of the role and the punchline was along the lines of "Who's dick do you have to suck to get a job around here?". Its like Rogan already knew which jokes would probably be awful and reset nicely. You should watch the YT vid, its actually a funny watch.

cool breeze · « **Reply #8962 on:** February 27, 2012, 12:58:23 AM »

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Every time people talk about Shame, it's about Fassbender's penis, but either innuendo or mentioned briefly. Rogen drags that shit out, talking about bush and all

Brehvolution · « **Reply #8963 on:** February 27, 2012, 02:00:10 PM »

Himu · « **Reply #8964 on:** February 27, 2012, 02:02:37 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on February 27, 2012, 02:00:10 PM

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EXCUSE ME GENTLEMEN, COULD YOU SPARE SOME FRIED CHICKEN AND WATERMELON

Momo · « **Reply #8965 on:** February 27, 2012, 02:04:35 PM »

Quote from: Broseidon on February 26, 2012, 10:37:13 PM

Supposedly they are working on a sequel

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #8966 on:** February 27, 2012, 02:08:46 PM »

Momo · « **Reply #8967 on:** February 27, 2012, 02:16:28 PM »

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #8968 on:** February 27, 2012, 02:24:41 PM »

cunts

I assume that negative tip doesn't work

benjipwns · « **Reply #8969 on:** February 27, 2012, 03:44:38 PM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #8970 on:** February 27, 2012, 04:08:24 PM »

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That's what I imagine happening at Golden Coral every day. Well, I mean without the bird.

Himu · « **Reply #8971 on:** February 27, 2012, 04:10:22 PM »

That poor birdy

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #8972 on:** February 27, 2012, 04:20:30 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on February 27, 2012, 04:10:22 PM

That poor birdy

Yes, he was forced to be in a Adam Sandler movie.

Himu · « **Reply #8973 on:** February 27, 2012, 04:24:22 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on February 27, 2012, 04:20:30 PM

Quote from: Stringer Bell on February 27, 2012, 04:10:22 PM
That poor birdy

Yes, he was forced to be in a Adam Sandler movie.

Animal cruelty.

brob · « **Reply #8974 on:** February 27, 2012, 04:25:22 PM »

Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a bird. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a bird would never just walk into something like a chocolate fountain. They’ll rarely walk directly into water.

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Himu · « **Reply #8975 on:** February 27, 2012, 04:28:26 PM »

Robo · « **Reply #8976 on:** February 27, 2012, 04:36:30 PM »

Totally inappropriate. The hyphen between cum and slut, I mean.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #8977 on:** February 27, 2012, 05:26:51 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on February 27, 2012, 02:08:46 PM

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and of course that's in a rich-ass area

fucking scumbags

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #8978 on:** February 27, 2012, 05:32:23 PM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on February 27, 2012, 05:26:51 PM

and of course that's in a rich-ass area

fucking scumbags

According to the article, it's from some rich banker dude that always tips 1% (because he's in the 1%, GET IT!) In other words, a total dicklord.

Himu · « **Reply #8979 on:** February 27, 2012, 05:34:45 PM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #8980 on:** February 27, 2012, 06:23:10 PM »

Beezy · « **Reply #8981 on:** February 27, 2012, 10:34:26 PM »

so scared

chronovore · « **Reply #8982 on:** February 27, 2012, 10:47:02 PM »

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Quote from: Cormacaroni on February 24, 2012, 02:52:03 AM
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Quote from: chronovore on February 23, 2012, 10:02:20 PM
A friend and I were joking that this should be "a thing," so I went ahead and did it. This is from scratch, no use of the original poster except as a visual reference. I re-made the logo in Illustrator, and hand-painted the rest. So don't be mean.

Amazing. Like really.

Huh - your stuff looks a bit like Rob Guillory! Me likee

Yeah, I had no idea you could draw so well, chronovore. Very impressive!

Quote from: Mamacint on February 24, 2012, 01:56:04 PM

Me neither. POST MOAR

Thanks! This is a work in progress; I have always been fascinated by clouds, and in love with Roger Dean's floating islands, probably since high school. Only recently have I started to try my own take on them, so here's a few hours of work. This is all out of my head with no reference, so it is not particularly realistically rendered. Next I'm going to try and bring one more color into it, and more coarse stone texturing to the islands:

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Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #8983 on:** February 27, 2012, 10:59:26 PM »

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That's from a movie? Dissappoint.

benjipwns · « **Reply #8984 on:** February 27, 2012, 11:58:30 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8985 on:** February 28, 2012, 12:21:41 AM »

uh what? she fine tho

Did you film that, I notice it's from your youtube

benjipwns · « **Reply #8986 on:** February 28, 2012, 12:27:56 AM »

Ok...well... nah, it's from UK Apprentice. It was just so bad I had to clip it out.

From Real GM:

Himu · « **Reply #8987 on:** February 28, 2012, 12:32:01 AM »

holy fuck at that All That video

That was my show back in the day. AMANDA RUINED IT.

Himu · « **Reply #8988 on:** February 28, 2012, 12:44:03 AM »

KOBE GOT A BONER.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8989 on:** February 28, 2012, 12:48:20 AM »

Even more interesting when you consider Amanda is a known black dude lover

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #8990 on:** February 28, 2012, 12:50:02 AM »

Himu · « **Reply #8991 on:** February 28, 2012, 01:02:05 AM »

Amanda Bynes is fucking hot these days. She was fucking Kid Cudi?

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #8992 on:** February 28, 2012, 01:14:13 AM »

Quote from: Linkzg on February 27, 2012, 12:58:23 AM

Every time people talk about Shame, it's about Fassbender's penis, but either innuendo or mentioned briefly. Rogen drags that shit out, talking about bush and all

WOW

I had no idea he bared all in Shame. I need to see the movie. All the pictures online are taken from terrible angles, but man, what a tool he has.