Random videos/images/memes thread

[Phoenix Dark]

Yea keep that shit to yourself, god dammit

[The Sceneman]

[Joe Molotov]

Lets look at bbs instead.

* Big Black Sausage

[The Sceneman]

that sausage pic works on so many levels

[Madrun Badrun]

[Himu]

holy shit

[BlueTsunami]

Pacino seems to always wear clothes that are slightly too big for him

Also, coupl'a old men

[Madrun Badrun]

http://www.vidvir.com/watch/xej#.T6mwq8VoV8E

 

[Madrun Badrun]

[drew]

i love america

[Phoenix Dark]

[Madrun Badrun]

 

[chronovore]

http://www.vidvir.com/watch/xej#.T6mwq8VoV8E

 

So MTV is still finding new ways to avoid playing any music videos.

Seriously, frilly blonde girl, did you not understand the "dodge" part of "dodge ball"?

[etiolate]

prissy people get balls thrown at their head would instantly become the best show on MTV

[The Sceneman]

great idea!

[Phoenix Dark]

http://punchbaby.com/2011/10/kid-getting-shot-with-a-shotgun-multiple-times-and-survives/
holy shit

East side Detroit is no joke. If you follow basic rules you'll probably be ok but I wouldn't risk that shit anymore

[Groogrux]

http://punchbaby.com/2011/10/kid-getting-shot-with-a-shotgun-multiple-times-and-survives/
holy shit

East side Detroit is no joke. If you follow basic rules you'll probably be ok but I wouldn't risk that shit anymore

I usually don't watch the videos from WSHH, but that one was pretty good.  My rule for surviving Detroit is to never go to Detroit.

[Joe Molotov]

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great idea!

omg 

[Madrun Badrun]

[Gospel]

The smooth jazz is so sexy up until the very end.

[fistfulofmetal]

went to /b/ for the first time in a few months

first thread i see is one where they found a site that links to random peoples open security camera feeds.

[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

link plz, that sounds awesome

[fistfulofmetal]

http://boards.4chan.org/b/res/398710432#398727934

[Brehvolution]

http://boards.4chan.org/b/res/398710432#398727934

Holy shit

[Robo]

Ugh, that beat is so nice, too. 

Fake edit: No wonder, it's Beautiful Lou, same dude who did my favorite song on LiveLoveASAP:

[Phoenix Dark]

i be that pretty motherfucker, asap is just my nickname

[etiolate]

HIP HOP IS DEAD.

[pickle]

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great idea!

Shameless 4chan copypasta.

[Phoenix Dark]

[etiolate]

http://www.27bslash6.com/f26a.html

[The Sceneman]

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fuck, are Karate tournaments usually that awesome?

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that is Karate, right?

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[The Sceneman]

[Joe Molotov]

[The Sceneman]

basically I've learned how to use Reddit and my reposting skills/taste far exceed that of Father Mike

[T-Short]

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fuck, are Karate tournaments usually that awesome?

spoiler (click to show/hide)

that is Karate, right?

[close]

Viet Vo Dao, think so

Looks like the demo they usually do at Paris/Bercy

edit: yep

[Broseidon]

I laughed.

This guy is a local. He's some millionaire that dresses up like batman and drives a lambo around visiting sick children and giving them Batman merch. He's been doing it for awhile but became popular after the police pulled him over for having a flat tire.

[Robo]

TIME magazine's May 21st US cover is incredible:

Possibly

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The expression on his face is just the best.

[Positive Touch]

  they're seriously selling this in the u.s.?

[Himu]

amazing

[TakingBackSunday]

avatar material

[Phoenix Dark]

I cannot wait to get that issue in the office. The only time we hid a Time mag was the one with the Afghan lady with acid burns on her face. I'm going to make sure this one is clearly placed on the wall rack for everyone to see

[Joe Molotov]

TIME magazine's May 21st US cover is incredible:

The expression on his face is just the best.

He's like "U mad?"

[Broseidon]

[Great Rumbler]

Shiba inu ^__^

[magus]

i understand that it should be not something to laugh about but i find this so hilarious,it sounds like a parody of a horror movie or something

The wild turkeys of Staten Island have multiplied and grown ornery a year after officials vowed to keep the birds in check, residents say.

Ocean Breeze residents said they’re sick of sharing their streets with the menacing gobblers.

“I’m scared. The turkeys keep coming and coming and coming. They never stop,” said Suloa Perasevic, 37, of Ocean Breeze.

“The officials told us last year they would solve this problem, but now it’s a year later and there are more turkeys, not less,” Perasevic said.

Perasevic, a handyman, said the feathered pests have gotten so curmudgeonly that he and his wife are afraid to let their two daughters, ages 5 and 1, play in their yard.

“The turkeys are bigger than my children, and they aren’t afraid of people or even cars,” he said.

Officials at the state Department of Environmental Conservation, the agency responsible for controlling the turkey problem, refused to comment .

Perasevic purchased a sonar machine to shoo the birds away, but his plan backfired. “ They didn’t mind it one bit,” he said.

DEC officials have come up with numerous ideas to control the turkeys, including killing them. But locals say nothing has worked and scoffed at a “turkey survey” sent to 775 households in February.

“How stupid can you get? Why do they want to know my feeling about turkeys?” said Fran Russo, 55, who has lived in Ocean Breeze for nearly 25 years.

Russo has a seasonal idea for turkey control. “They should look out or they will become someone’s dinner,” she said.

Now some residents have taken matters into their own hands. Around Thanksgiving hungry residents can be seen scooping up the turkeys up and driving away with them, according to Russo.

"I've seen people grab them and put them in their cars always around Thanksgiving time. They are turkeys. It's Thanksgiving. They should look out or they will become someone's dinner," said Russo.

The turkeys can get mean, according to Russo.

"They are like the neighborhood gang," said Russo.

"They can be aggressive. I one time saw a man at the red light taunting a turkey. His window was down and he was making noises at it. Next thing you know the light turned green and the turkey started chasing the car down the street, pecking at it."

Ocean Breeze's turkey terror began in 1999 when a local resident liberated her nine pet birds at nearby South Beach Psychiatric Center.

There are roughly 100 turkeys in the neighborhood, acvording to the DEC, though locals think it might be in the thousands.

"The turkeys have multiplied since last year. They are street wise. They are city turkeys. They know how to survive," said Russo.

"These turkeys are out of control," said Angela Foster, 63, who first noticed the invasion a decade ago.

"The filthy animals are like a gang. They take over the street and yards and poop everywhere. It's disgusting."

Packs of turkeys strut slowly along the tree-lined residential streets near Liberty Ave. and Mason Street.

Standing 2 to 4 feet high, they meander between houses and linger for hours outside some homes.

City law protects wild turkeys from hunters.

At Staten Island University Hospital, patients and staff routinely dodge the birds gathered outside the doors.

Not everyone is crying fowl. Some residents welcome the turkeys.

"Everyone complains and complains about all the turkeys," said Neil, 73, who said he considers the turkeys "pets" (wouldn't give last name)"But come Thanksgiving what the first thing all these people will be asking for? Turkey!"

http://www.theepochtimes.com/news_images/highres/2007-11-20-turkey2_lowres.jpg

One Staten Island resident was so fed up with the increasing wild turkey population near his home that he reportedly shot multiple bottle rockets into a group of turkeys in his backyard. He was charged with disturbing wildlife and attempted cruelty to wildlife.

THE SOUND OF TERROR

[The Sceneman]

ludicrous story, read about it in a Cracked article recently.

[magus]

ludicrous story, read about it in a Cracked article recently.

yeah i read about it in cracked too



TURKEYS GO BACK TO TURKEY

[Beezy]

I wish that story was real.

[magus]

I wish that story was real.

well youtube seems to be full of video of turkeys going around
so either it's real or it's the greatest prank ever



WHY DID THE TURKEY CROSS THE ROAD?

[Great Rumbler]

Yes, turkeys ARE running wild on Staten Island:

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/11/05/nyregion/wild-turkeys-are-nuisance-on-staten-island.html

[Shaka Khan]

dp

[Shaka Khan]

A friend's grandmother...

[Phoenix Dark]

http://forums.projectcovo.com/showthread.php?t=4113391
  

I'd probably pick Leilani Leeane or Carmen Luvana. I'd start out with about 10 minutes of foreplay, just touching their hair and legs and stuff; no need to go for gold right away and explode early. Then I'd probably try like a minute of each position I can possibly imagine. I'm thinking that way I could at least try 6 different positions

[Madrun Badrun]

[Madrun Badrun]

[Madrun Badrun]

[chronovore]

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It's in the message icon.


...and I approve this post.

[Shaka Khan]

I don't like her face. Then again, I don't believe anyone bothered to look at it.

[Madrun Badrun]

face is cute.



 

[Phoenix Dark]