most of us on here come across as complete fucking psychopaths based on our posts.
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http://www.vidvir.com/watch/xej#.T6mwq8VoV8E
http://punchbaby.com/2011/10/kid-getting-shot-with-a-shotgun-multiple-times-and-survives/holy shitEast side Detroit is no joke. If you follow basic rules you'll probably be ok but I wouldn't risk that shit anymore
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http://boards.4chan.org/b/res/398710432#398727934
HIP HOP IS DEAD.
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Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on May 09, 2012, 12:12:21 PM(Image removed from quote.)fuck, are Karate tournaments usually that awesome?spoiler (click to show/hide)that is Karate, right?[close]
I laughed.This guy is a local. He's some millionaire that dresses up like batman and drives a lambo around visiting sick children and giving them Batman merch. He's been doing it for awhile but became popular after the police pulled him over for having a flat tire.
TIME magazine's May 21st US cover is incredible:The expression on his face is just the best.
The wild turkeys of Staten Island have multiplied and grown ornery a year after officials vowed to keep the birds in check, residents say.Ocean Breeze residents said they’re sick of sharing their streets with the menacing gobblers.“I’m scared. The turkeys keep coming and coming and coming. They never stop,” said Suloa Perasevic, 37, of Ocean Breeze.“The officials told us last year they would solve this problem, but now it’s a year later and there are more turkeys, not less,” Perasevic said.Perasevic, a handyman, said the feathered pests have gotten so curmudgeonly that he and his wife are afraid to let their two daughters, ages 5 and 1, play in their yard.“The turkeys are bigger than my children, and they aren’t afraid of people or even cars,” he said.Officials at the state Department of Environmental Conservation, the agency responsible for controlling the turkey problem, refused to comment .Perasevic purchased a sonar machine to shoo the birds away, but his plan backfired. “ They didn’t mind it one bit,” he said.DEC officials have come up with numerous ideas to control the turkeys, including killing them. But locals say nothing has worked and scoffed at a “turkey survey” sent to 775 households in February.“How stupid can you get? Why do they want to know my feeling about turkeys?” said Fran Russo, 55, who has lived in Ocean Breeze for nearly 25 years.Russo has a seasonal idea for turkey control. “They should look out or they will become someone’s dinner,” she said.Now some residents have taken matters into their own hands. Around Thanksgiving hungry residents can be seen scooping up the turkeys up and driving away with them, according to Russo."I've seen people grab them and put them in their cars always around Thanksgiving time. They are turkeys. It's Thanksgiving. They should look out or they will become someone's dinner," said Russo.The turkeys can get mean, according to Russo."They are like the neighborhood gang," said Russo."They can be aggressive. I one time saw a man at the red light taunting a turkey. His window was down and he was making noises at it. Next thing you know the light turned green and the turkey started chasing the car down the street, pecking at it."Ocean Breeze's turkey terror began in 1999 when a local resident liberated her nine pet birds at nearby South Beach Psychiatric Center.There are roughly 100 turkeys in the neighborhood, acvording to the DEC, though locals think it might be in the thousands."The turkeys have multiplied since last year. They are street wise. They are city turkeys. They know how to survive," said Russo."These turkeys are out of control," said Angela Foster, 63, who first noticed the invasion a decade ago."The filthy animals are like a gang. They take over the street and yards and poop everywhere. It's disgusting."Packs of turkeys strut slowly along the tree-lined residential streets near Liberty Ave. and Mason Street.Standing 2 to 4 feet high, they meander between houses and linger for hours outside some homes.City law protects wild turkeys from hunters.At Staten Island University Hospital, patients and staff routinely dodge the birds gathered outside the doors.Not everyone is crying fowl. Some residents welcome the turkeys."Everyone complains and complains about all the turkeys," said Neil, 73, who said he considers the turkeys "pets" (wouldn't give last name)"But come Thanksgiving what the first thing all these people will be asking for? Turkey!"
One Staten Island resident was so fed up with the increasing wild turkey population near his home that he reportedly shot multiple bottle rockets into a group of turkeys in his backyard. He was charged with disturbing wildlife and attempted cruelty to wildlife.
ludicrous story, read about it in a Cracked article recently.
I wish that story was real.
