She asks if I feel different now after having sex for the first time and I told her "Totally. I feel like a whole new world has opened up for me." or something along those lines.
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Another Kickstarter masterpiece:
When somebody holds the door open for you but you kinda far away https://t.co/BBZ1xgg0v6— Christian? (@seancreoIe) January 23, 2018
When somebody holds the door open for you but you kinda far away https://t.co/BBZ1xgg0v6
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I love in films like 300 where the main guy will say something like �get some sleep, for tomorrow we battle to death�, and everyone just goes into deep sleep, in some wet grass, fully clothed. I can�t get to sleep in a warm bed if I have a 10am conference call about content.— Rob Temple (@RobTemple101) January 25, 2018
I love in films like 300 where the main guy will say something like �get some sleep, for tomorrow we battle to death�, and everyone just goes into deep sleep, in some wet grass, fully clothed. I can�t get to sleep in a warm bed if I have a 10am conference call about content.
WE CAN SEND EACH OTHER NAKED PICTURES WHILE WAITING FOR A HOT PIZZA TO BE BROUGHT TO OUR DOORMOST OF OUR ANCESTORS DIED IN THE COLDIF HEAVEN IS REAL IT WILL BE SUPER AWKWARD— NOT A WOLF (@SICKOFWOLVES) January 24, 2018
WE CAN SEND EACH OTHER NAKED PICTURES WHILE WAITING FOR A HOT PIZZA TO BE BROUGHT TO OUR DOORMOST OF OUR ANCESTORS DIED IN THE COLDIF HEAVEN IS REAL IT WILL BE SUPER AWKWARD
Jeopardy is lit now ?? pic.twitter.com/Wm2hfdjoFN— RASHAD�? (@CallMeRashad) January 26, 2018
Jeopardy is lit now ?? pic.twitter.com/Wm2hfdjoFN
This photo of Toronto is unreal. Looks like Blade Runner. pic.twitter.com/nD5KzD3xut— Dennis Detwiller (@drgonzo123) January 27, 2018
This photo of Toronto is unreal. Looks like Blade Runner. pic.twitter.com/nD5KzD3xut
https://i.imgur.com/4uSv2kw.gifvThis is a little unnerving.
Nerds that gain notoriety/power and do whatever they can to preserve it has always been fascinating to me.
if u put your ear up against the keyboard you can hear your NSA agent make a light chuckle every time you open a new incognito browser window— Desus MF Nice? (@desusnice) January 30, 2018
if u put your ear up against the keyboard you can hear your NSA agent make a light chuckle every time you open a new incognito browser window
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14/10 would watch sports with this very good boy. pic.twitter.com/krEsQGuXg6— ESPN (@espn) February 1, 2018
14/10 would watch sports with this very good boy. pic.twitter.com/krEsQGuXg6
Thanks to the patreon typo squad for pointing out that the original version of this had given Bizarro the wrong skin tone. Nerds.
American man wins a million dollars. His first priority is to go see a doctor, because he hasn't been able to afford one in a while. Doctor tells he him he has Stage 4 cancer. Man dies. America, you are a weird and broken place.https://t.co/a5HQbplbj6— Dimi Reider | dimireider.substack.com (@reider) January 31, 2018
American man wins a million dollars. His first priority is to go see a doctor, because he hasn't been able to afford one in a while. Doctor tells he him he has Stage 4 cancer. Man dies. America, you are a weird and broken place.https://t.co/a5HQbplbj6