Those of us from rural south know how to handle toilet paper shortage. Eat more corn on the cob! The corn isn't important, but the cobs are free and work great! (Just don't flush them!) You're welcome!
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Another Kickstarter masterpiece:
When somebody holds the door open for you but you kinda far away https://t.co/BBZ1xgg0v6— Christian? (@seancreoIe) January 23, 2018
When somebody holds the door open for you but you kinda far away https://t.co/BBZ1xgg0v6
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I love in films like 300 where the main guy will say something like �get some sleep, for tomorrow we battle to death�, and everyone just goes into deep sleep, in some wet grass, fully clothed. I can�t get to sleep in a warm bed if I have a 10am conference call about content.— Rob Temple (@RobTemple101) January 25, 2018
I love in films like 300 where the main guy will say something like �get some sleep, for tomorrow we battle to death�, and everyone just goes into deep sleep, in some wet grass, fully clothed. I can�t get to sleep in a warm bed if I have a 10am conference call about content.
WE CAN SEND EACH OTHER NAKED PICTURES WHILE WAITING FOR A HOT PIZZA TO BE BROUGHT TO OUR DOORMOST OF OUR ANCESTORS DIED IN THE COLDIF HEAVEN IS REAL IT WILL BE SUPER AWKWARD— NOT A WOLF (@SICKOFWOLVES) January 24, 2018
WE CAN SEND EACH OTHER NAKED PICTURES WHILE WAITING FOR A HOT PIZZA TO BE BROUGHT TO OUR DOORMOST OF OUR ANCESTORS DIED IN THE COLDIF HEAVEN IS REAL IT WILL BE SUPER AWKWARD
Jeopardy is lit now ?? pic.twitter.com/Wm2hfdjoFN— RASHAD�? (@CallMeRashad) January 26, 2018
Jeopardy is lit now ?? pic.twitter.com/Wm2hfdjoFN
This photo of Toronto is unreal. Looks like Blade Runner. pic.twitter.com/nD5KzD3xut— Dennis Detwiller (@drgonzo123) January 27, 2018
This photo of Toronto is unreal. Looks like Blade Runner. pic.twitter.com/nD5KzD3xut
https://i.imgur.com/4uSv2kw.gifvThis is a little unnerving.
YOOOOOOO ?????????? white women wildin live !!! https://t.co/CXflHfdm1B— Jerry Jr. (@JBreezyII) January 27, 2018
YOOOOOOO ?????????? white women wildin live !!! https://t.co/CXflHfdm1B
Nerds that gain notoriety/power and do whatever they can to preserve it has always been fascinating to me.
if u put your ear up against the keyboard you can hear your NSA agent make a light chuckle every time you open a new incognito browser window— Desus MF Nice? (@desusnice) January 30, 2018
if u put your ear up against the keyboard you can hear your NSA agent make a light chuckle every time you open a new incognito browser window
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14/10 would watch sports with this very good boy. pic.twitter.com/krEsQGuXg6— ESPN (@espn) February 1, 2018
14/10 would watch sports with this very good boy. pic.twitter.com/krEsQGuXg6
Thanks to the patreon typo squad for pointing out that the original version of this had given Bizarro the wrong skin tone. Nerds.
American man wins a million dollars. His first priority is to go see a doctor, because he hasn't been able to afford one in a while. Doctor tells he him he has Stage 4 cancer. Man dies. America, you are a weird and broken place.https://t.co/a5HQbplbj6— Dimi Reider | dimireider.substack.com (@reider) January 31, 2018
American man wins a million dollars. His first priority is to go see a doctor, because he hasn't been able to afford one in a while. Doctor tells he him he has Stage 4 cancer. Man dies. America, you are a weird and broken place.https://t.co/a5HQbplbj6