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OnlyRegret · « **Reply #37321 on:** October 26, 2019, 03:03:29 PM »

Quote from: Tripon on October 25, 2019, 11:54:51 PM

https://twitter.com/Deadspin/status/1187935100727693314

man I'm envious, black people get to pick brother as a career path

Nintex · « **Reply #37322 on:** October 26, 2019, 08:17:06 PM »

https://twitter.com/AwwwwCats/status/1188077148818608129

EchoRin · « **Reply #37323 on:** October 27, 2019, 01:18:34 AM »

Realistically, isn't the only way to make your cat lose weight, is to feed it less? You can't really walk them like dogs (not counting the exceptions of cats that actually do go on walks. That's not even close to the norm)

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #37324 on:** October 27, 2019, 01:40:40 AM »

Quote from: EchoRin on October 27, 2019, 01:18:34 AM

Realistically, isn't the only way to make your cat lose weight, is to feed it less? You can't really walk them like dogs (not counting the exceptions of cats that actually do go on walks. That's not even close to the norm)

Explain this then:

VomKriege · « **Reply #37325 on:** October 27, 2019, 01:16:05 PM »

Quote from: EchoRin on October 27, 2019, 01:18:34 AM

Realistically, isn't the only way to make your cat lose weight, is to feed it less? You can't really walk them like dogs (not counting the exceptions of cats that actually do go on walks. That's not even close to the norm)

That, using specialized food (sorta the same) or the cat having a lot more (outside) space to roam at will which might count as "unrealistic" because it's a rare opportunity for most cat owners.

eleuin · « **Reply #37326 on:** October 27, 2019, 09:45:18 PM »

https://twitter.com/StreetsyB/status/1188284597261557761

Mr Gilhaney · « **Reply #37327 on:** October 28, 2019, 05:39:11 AM »

just some good old danish kid shows, from when i was a kid

https://www.facebook.com/andershemmingsendk/videos/300078180181113/

skullstorm · « **Reply #37328 on:** October 28, 2019, 10:07:38 AM »

Well then.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #37329 on:** October 28, 2019, 11:46:20 AM »

benjipwns · « **Reply #37330 on:** October 28, 2019, 07:20:40 PM »

benjipwns · « **Reply #37331 on:** October 28, 2019, 07:30:03 PM »

Quote from: Nintex on October 26, 2019, 12:34:56 PM

https://twitter.com/ANDREW1ALBERTT/status/1187245944678604800

chronovore · « **Reply #37332 on:** October 29, 2019, 01:06:45 AM »

Quote from: EchoRin on October 07, 2019, 05:28:42 PM

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What a journey…

chronovore · « **Reply #37333 on:** October 29, 2019, 01:35:29 AM »

Quote from: Madrun Badrun on October 14, 2019, 07:32:00 PM

https://www.reddit.com/r/thalassophobia/comments/dhprz2/trying_to_fight_a_great_white_shark_off_in_murky/

This got my heartrate up in a hurry.

EchoRin · « **Reply #37334 on:** October 29, 2019, 06:28:30 AM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #37335 on:** October 29, 2019, 12:52:06 PM »

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskDocs/comments/dofwx6/baseball_stuck_in_anus/

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #37336 on:** October 29, 2019, 02:20:26 PM »

https://www.reddit.com/r/swoletariat/

team filler · « **Reply #37337 on:** October 29, 2019, 07:51:39 PM »

https://www.facebook.com/nafisa.alharazi/videos/10157720119942790/

Nintex · « **Reply #37338 on:** October 29, 2019, 07:54:47 PM »

Quote from: filler on October 29, 2019, 07:51:39 PM

https://www.facebook.com/nafisa.alharazi/videos/10157720119942790/

At least they can dance for the Yemeni's when they get captured

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #37339 on:** October 30, 2019, 11:08:11 AM »

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1189286797098082305

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #37340 on:** October 30, 2019, 09:54:03 PM »

I'd watch this

EchoRin · « **Reply #37341 on:** October 31, 2019, 09:37:55 AM »

Spooooooooooky

............
but also, scritches

Brehvolution · « **Reply #37342 on:** October 31, 2019, 11:14:19 AM »

https://imgur.com/gallery/EkRmA

MMaRsu · « **Reply #37343 on:** October 31, 2019, 01:53:00 PM »

I fucking love this guy and his humor, pretty happy he streams on Twitch everyday too

He's got some good advice if u ever meet God

Rufus · « **Reply #37344 on:** October 31, 2019, 03:43:41 PM »

https://i.imgur.com/LS7NXMb.gifv

Noo, don't be afraid. :'(

MMaRsu · « **Reply #37345 on:** October 31, 2019, 04:05:00 PM »

Okay one more for good measure

Rufus · « **Reply #37346 on:** October 31, 2019, 04:10:18 PM »

MMaRsu · « **Reply #37347 on:** October 31, 2019, 04:24:45 PM »

Aww thats not cool

Rufus · « **Reply #37348 on:** October 31, 2019, 04:32:40 PM »

The obesity, or the treatment? She's gonna be happier on the other end of this.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #37349 on:** October 31, 2019, 04:35:00 PM »

Quote from: MMaRsu on October 31, 2019, 04:24:45 PM

Aww thats not cool

Her workout is being supervised by a vet, I think it's okay.

benjipwns · « **Reply #37350 on:** October 31, 2019, 08:13:22 PM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #37351 on:** October 31, 2019, 09:33:48 PM »

There is already a thread for pictures of your mom.

benjipwns · « **Reply #37352 on:** October 31, 2019, 09:57:06 PM »

https://www.vulture.com/2019/10/comedy-traffic-schools.html

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Recently, after misjudging a yellow’s timing, I unintentionally but flagrantly ran a red light right in front of a cop. Before he could even flash his lights, I’d pulled over on the other side of the intersection, license and registration in hand. A few minutes later, I was back on my way with a $500 ticket and a point dangling over my license like a sword of Damocles. To keep the infraction off my record and hidden from my insurance, I’d have to complete something I’d only ever encountered in sitcom B stories or the atrocious 1985 comedy Moving Violations: traffic school.

After prematurely mourning a Saturday sacrificed to hours of dry lecturing from a listless civil servant, I was relieved to discover that modern traffic schools can also be done entirely online. But as I scrolled through the list of DMV-approved schools, a new problem emerged. While other large states like Texas or Florida offer 57 and 33 school options, respectively, my state, California, has 2,977.

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I ultimately decided to matriculate at World Famous Comedy Traffic School since it was “powered by” Funny or Die, Comedy Central, and the Laugh Factory, institutions that had all successfully earned laughs from me in the past. The school’s home page promised “hilarious comedy breaks” with videos of David Spade stand-up, “Toy Vehicles GONE Bad,” and “Baseball Follies!” But what sealed the deal was the photo of comedian Regan Burns stamped with a word-bubble guarantee that I’d “laugh [my] mouse off.”

I fired up the course, opting to splurge on the video instruction upgrade. This $5 add-on would bring the total cost my class to around $30, but that was a small price to pay to get CHiPs’ very own Erik Estrada steering me through the material. Erik opened with a self-deprecating joke about me possibly being too young to recognize him before juggernauting headfirst into the curriculum. Had I known this comedy crumb would be the only levity before 15 minutes of clinical driver’s manual recitation, I’d have savored it.

Erik and his “funny friends” co-hosts began to drag, so I scrolled down to the text version of the material to see if more fun could be found there. A comedy break in the middle of the wall of text suggested I check out the linked Obama episode of Between Two Ferns where “Zack [sic] interviews the president!”

With 19 more sections and a final ahead of me, I decided to jump ahead to the next section. There, Erik skipped the comedy foreplay and dove right into the second lesson. Things were even more grim in the text below. Captain Traffic, the Clippy-esque cartoon-superhero school mascot who’d been tagging along through the course, announcing breaks and quizzes, started delivering jokes of his own. While there were a few vehicular arrows in his joke quiver, a lot of the material was just about how much he hates his wife.

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Over the coming days, I reached out to the comedy traffic school–affiliated comics I’d encountered, hoping to find clarity. It quickly became clear that this was not work their reps were keen to have associated with their clients.

“That’s quite a bit of trivia you dug up,” wrote Regan Burns’s PR contact. “I can’t reach him,” lamented Adam Carolla’s publicist. I thought I’d finally caught a lucky break when Erik Estrada’s rep saw my 717 area code during our phone conversation and noted that he too hailed from central Pennsylvania. But the hometown camaraderie was short-lived before he made it abundantly clear that there was no way I’d be getting an Estrada exclusive for this story.

Rufus · « **Reply #37353 on:** October 31, 2019, 10:01:56 PM »

https://v.redd.it/1xjjmwiz0yv31

boom
headshot

Rufus · « **Reply #37354 on:** November 01, 2019, 10:08:42 AM »

Propagandhim · « **Reply #37355 on:** November 01, 2019, 09:53:13 PM »

Rufus · « **Reply #37356 on:** November 02, 2019, 10:12:13 AM »

EchoRin · « **Reply #37357 on:** November 02, 2019, 04:21:21 PM »

How have I never even heard of this arcade before? Weebs, nerds, game journos. You are doing me a disservice.

Oh well, place is closing down any day now so it's too late for me to ever visit