Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 6048515 times)

bud · « **Reply #14880 on:** February 14, 2012, 01:18:38 PM »

gs, there's this picture of you at some meetup where you're wearing the most awful light blue jeans, shirt, jacket and white sneaker combo i've ever seen and it made me want to be a better person.

bud · « **Reply #14881 on:** February 14, 2012, 01:25:58 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 14, 2012, 02:39:12 AM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 14, 2012, 02:16:43 AM
fistful: that girl is too old for you. she is 30. that's double your preferred age.

Don't you mean tripled?

my mind is so corrupted from all the casting couch videos that i thought he was going to take away her innocence and talk her into getting naked and doing dirty things.

forgive me, lord.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #14882 on:** February 14, 2012, 01:51:47 PM »

makes sense now why you got mad at "weird looking"

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14883 on:** February 14, 2012, 02:23:40 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on February 14, 2012, 12:35:34 PM

Quote from: AWESOM-O on February 14, 2012, 12:07:02 PM
I'll admit: I was one of the GAFers who went to the first LA meetup (not saying which one I was though).

bud · « **Reply #14884 on:** February 14, 2012, 02:35:15 PM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on February 14, 2012, 01:37:05 PM

Quote from: bud on February 14, 2012, 01:18:38 PM
gs, there's this picture of you at some meetup where you're wearing the most awful light blue jeans, shirt, jacket and white sneaker combo i've ever seen and it made me want to be a better person.

Can't speak for GS, but was it worse than a typical Arvie outfit?

no. yours was bad by all standards and it made you look sad.

Broseidon · « **Reply #14885 on:** February 14, 2012, 02:39:47 PM »

brob · « **Reply #14886 on:** February 14, 2012, 02:46:57 PM »

demi pls put puddles' face as awesomo's avatar. I'm enjoying this third person talkin far too much

etiolate · « **Reply #14887 on:** February 14, 2012, 02:51:19 PM »

GS is too cool to care about his looks

Cascade · « **Reply #14888 on:** February 14, 2012, 02:59:20 PM »

Wait, is Awesom-o Green Shinobi, AKA Puddles, or not?

Reb · « **Reply #14889 on:** February 14, 2012, 03:07:50 PM »

Haha, no.

Robo · « **Reply #14890 on:** February 14, 2012, 03:09:52 PM »

AWESOM-O is just another Synbios alt, as far as I know.

Broseidon · « **Reply #14891 on:** February 14, 2012, 03:09:58 PM »

Himu · « **Reply #14892 on:** February 14, 2012, 03:18:32 PM »

SYNBIOS

bud · « **Reply #14893 on:** February 14, 2012, 03:21:28 PM »

you guys were always so mean to synbios.

Himu · « **Reply #14894 on:** February 14, 2012, 03:23:41 PM »

No, he stalked us. he would send me shit in email and aim and try to give me viruses

bud · « **Reply #14895 on:** February 14, 2012, 03:27:39 PM »

some of you guys used to make fun of his arms and stuff.

i dunno. that was rough.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #14896 on:** February 14, 2012, 03:29:13 PM »

Synbios gets banned from every forum on the Internet, he's too weird to live and too rare to die (except in the virtual world).

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14897 on:** February 14, 2012, 03:35:00 PM »

Symbios is my friend on facebook, he seems totally normal on there

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #14898 on:** February 14, 2012, 05:49:35 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 14, 2012, 02:39:12 AM

just watched this

Himu · « **Reply #14899 on:** February 14, 2012, 05:49:40 PM »

Quote from: bud on February 14, 2012, 03:27:39 PM

some of you guys used to make fun of his arms and stuff.

i dunno. that was rough.

pretty sure that was tvc who made fun of everything.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #14900 on:** February 14, 2012, 05:53:24 PM »

I knew of Symbios back in the day when he was called DCwiz.

It was the usual snarky shithead brigade that often made fun of his armlessness. The same people who would get worked up if something gets spoiled for them.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #14901 on:** February 14, 2012, 05:58:08 PM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on February 14, 2012, 05:55:06 PM

Dude had no arms?

He had arms, they just weren't that functional. The kid typed and played video games with his feet.

Himu · « **Reply #14902 on:** February 14, 2012, 05:59:17 PM »

He had arms but they are malformed and he had to type and play games and do anything with his feet. Like a boss.

magus · « **Reply #14903 on:** February 14, 2012, 06:34:43 PM »

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=463130

gaf stupid hivemind at it's finest

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #14904 on:** February 14, 2012, 06:35:16 PM »

Oh shit I forgot about that guy, he was a mod at teamXbox. I made fun of him and felt terrible ever since :'(

Boogie · « **Reply #14905 on:** February 14, 2012, 06:36:22 PM »

Quote from: Thomas Householmes Lane on February 14, 2012, 06:35:16 PM

Oh shit I forgot about that guy, he was a mod at teamXbox. I made fun of him and felt terrible ever since :'(

I'm sensing a pattern here....

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #14906 on:** February 14, 2012, 08:12:32 PM »

To be fair, that critique was absolutely insipid.

"Zelda is broken because it's too much of a videogame for me"

Tasty · « **Reply #14907 on:** February 14, 2012, 08:14:38 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on February 14, 2012, 03:23:41 PM

No, he stalked us. he would send me shit in email and aim and try to give me viruses

So he's just like half your boyfriends then.

Timber · « **Reply #14908 on:** February 14, 2012, 08:35:54 PM »

Aww, he's teething.

Tasty · « **Reply #14909 on:** February 14, 2012, 09:32:43 PM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on February 14, 2012, 08:37:21 PM

Quote from: ZephyrFate on February 14, 2012, 08:12:32 PM
To be fair, that critique was absolutely insipid.

"Zelda is broken because it's too much of a videogame for me"

That's not all he was saying.

Anyway, he's definitely right about the challenge. I recently played a bit of A Link to the Past, and I died. A lot. Mostly against bosses, but there was some challenge, and even if I wasn't dying I was constantly on my toes. Modern console Zeldas offer no resistance whatsoever.

Really? The only hard part in the game is Mothula, and maybe Ganon.

Broseidon · « **Reply #14910 on:** February 14, 2012, 09:36:10 PM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on February 14, 2012, 09:11:52 PM

Nah, man. I may be shitty at games, but console Zeldas these days are too easy, even for me.

Also, have you guys noticed how there's some overlap between the people who post in the MLP thread and the people who post in the furry thread? Suspicious.

Why do you lurk the pony and furry threads?

Broseidon · « **Reply #14911 on:** February 14, 2012, 09:44:37 PM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on February 14, 2012, 09:41:05 PM

he's a closet furry

most of the people who react really violently to MLP are

I figured this out long ago.

FWIW, at least 10 people in PonyGAF proper are Furries or okay with furry stuff. There's probably a lot more on both sides who aren't open about either their furriness or pony-fanning.

Probably quite a few who aren't open about either, for that matter.

Everyone's welcome

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #14912 on:** February 14, 2012, 09:46:49 PM »

nothin wrong with bein a fury just dont put your fury ways in my way

Broseidon · « **Reply #14913 on:** February 14, 2012, 09:47:40 PM »

I've been drinking.

Broseidon · « **Reply #14914 on:** February 14, 2012, 10:35:56 PM »

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #14915 on:** February 14, 2012, 11:11:36 PM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on February 14, 2012, 08:37:21 PM

Quote from: ZephyrFate on February 14, 2012, 08:12:32 PM
To be fair, that critique was absolutely insipid.

"Zelda is broken because it's too much of a videogame for me"

That's not all he was saying.

Anyway, he's definitely right about the challenge. I recently played a bit of A Link to the Past, and I died. A lot. Mostly against bosses, but there was some challenge, and even if I wasn't dying I was constantly on my toes. Modern console Zeldas offer no resistance whatsoever.

Zelda games were hard?

LTTP was hard?

Himu · « **Reply #14916 on:** February 14, 2012, 11:12:29 PM »

LttP wasn't hard but I like that it, OoT and MM at least have SOME respect for the player. There's a line between easy and brain dead. Zelda didn't qualify as the latter until recently.

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #14917 on:** February 14, 2012, 11:17:13 PM »

Aside from the Water Temple and the annoying time mechanic in MM, I found them about as easy as modern Zeldas.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14918 on:** February 14, 2012, 11:30:09 PM »

Zelda puzzles have been the same for like 20 years

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #14919 on:** February 15, 2012, 12:06:11 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 14, 2012, 11:30:09 PM

Zelda puzzles have been the same for like 20 years

They've pretty much been the same since the first Zelda. If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #14920 on:** February 15, 2012, 12:10:54 AM »

Zelda is stuck in a whimsy loop, the only way to break free is to give Zelda big fat titties

Oblivion · « **Reply #14921 on:** February 15, 2012, 12:19:27 AM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on February 15, 2012, 12:10:54 AM

Zelda is stuck in a whimsy loop, the only way to break free is to give Link big fat titties

Fixed.

etiolate · « **Reply #14922 on:** February 15, 2012, 12:22:47 AM »

Quote from: magus on February 14, 2012, 06:34:43 PM

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=463130

gaf stupid hivemind at it's finest

hrm

Quote

Late in the original Zelda’s second quest, I got stuck. I couldn’t find the relocated and very well-hidden eighth dungeon. Then one night I had a dream in which I took a map of Hyrule and drew large circles around the other seven dungeons. Somehow I had figured that dungeons were probably not right beside each other, and so by sectioning off portions of the map, I could better find the missing dungeon in the blank areas. I woke up, drew the circles, found the dungeon. Zelda possessed me, and in those pre-internet, pre-FAQ days, my mind worked on it even while I slept.

I still dream about videogames. Sometimes Mario, sometimes the latest Civilization, sometimes nightmares brought on by Demon’s Souls. But I don’t dream about Zelda anymore

If I got a blow job for every time a sophomoric Nintendo fan whined that his big Ninty doesn't pop his cherry anymore then every day would be Valentines Day.

It's just that really annoying phase of progression in maturity between "I'm a kid" and "I'm a confident adult". It's that "I'm not a kid no more LET ME PROVE IT" phase.

etiolate · « **Reply #14923 on:** February 15, 2012, 01:09:21 AM »

Using your internet forum power to eliminate competition and impress an e-girl is actually way more creepy than sending jealous texts and getting rejected. Just sayin.

Himu · « **Reply #14924 on:** February 15, 2012, 01:31:14 AM »

Who cares. Evi woulda won out anyways, dude is loaded. If you were a girl and wanted security who would go for? Fat Asian dude or rich dude who is into mma and crap? Evi is clearly the winner here.

Himu · « **Reply #14925 on:** February 15, 2012, 01:35:13 AM »

All is fair in love and war.

brob · « **Reply #14926 on:** February 15, 2012, 01:41:02 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=34195080&postcount=1067

clearly, giving chase is a worthwhile endeavor. :munch

Himu · « **Reply #14927 on:** February 15, 2012, 01:45:19 AM »

Wait, she's taken? Damn, Evi is playing the PIMP GAME. If he snags her and gets her to dump her current dude and after cockblocking James dude will be making Cheshire grins.

etiolate · « **Reply #14928 on:** February 15, 2012, 01:48:00 AM »

It's more about being a dick, another step lower for the forum and showing a clear warning sign of disturbing social behavior and not whether EL is a more suitable mate for a potential golddigger.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #14929 on:** February 15, 2012, 01:51:51 AM »

soooo, EL is the rebound?

Himu · « **Reply #14930 on:** February 15, 2012, 01:52:58 AM »

7 year relationship? deffo a rebound but it's better to be a rebound than missing a layup aka James

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #14931 on:** February 15, 2012, 01:53:26 AM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on February 15, 2012, 01:52:58 AM

7 year relationship? deffo a rebound but it's better to be a rebound than missing a layup aka James

lmao

Momo · « **Reply #14932 on:** February 15, 2012, 01:57:03 AM »

I was initially attracted to GAF because it wasnt as socially weird and fucked up as the anime board I posted a lot on. Seeing this shit and the real pic January stuff unfolding makes me glad EviLore permed me.

(Kinda) Hypocritically I have no problems with being social with boareans though, should it ever happen. The interactions I've had with people here are above normal internet human discourse, not the socially awkward high school level bullshit I put up with at that other place.

Himu · « **Reply #14933 on:** February 15, 2012, 01:58:46 AM »

Momo were you momolicious aka the dude who always talked about anime and kawaii and had a fascination with bunny rabbits

Himu · « **Reply #14934 on:** February 15, 2012, 02:00:18 AM »

Oh shit, Kabouter came to spy on us. Kab is cool. PS: Vice City > San Andreas.

Punk ass nicca

Momo · « **Reply #14935 on:** February 15, 2012, 02:02:17 AM »

Naah would be weird if I called my alt momo wouldn't it?

Momo is the first and only account I had on GAF.

I have a suspicion the momolicious you refer to may be the same momolicious from anime boards I traversed in the past though, sounds pretty much like them.

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #14936 on:** February 15, 2012, 03:31:56 AM »

Quote from: etiolate on February 15, 2012, 01:48:00 AM

It's more about being a dick, another step lower for the forum and showing a clear warning sign of disturbing social behavior and not whether EL is a more suitable mate for a potential golddigger.

It would be pretty amazing if all it took to destroy an Internet property worth millions was an average looking girl.

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #14937 on:** February 15, 2012, 04:08:58 AM »

GAF being worth millions is kinda shocking to me. I mean, I knew GAF was big but not that big.

Narag · « **Reply #14938 on:** February 15, 2012, 06:58:07 AM »

Quote from: Borys on February 15, 2012, 06:21:46 AM

Quote from: Cascade on February 14, 2012, 02:59:20 PM
Wait, is Awesom-o Green Shinobi, AKA Puddles, or not?

Yes AWESOM-O is Green Shinobi ()

Seriously? I had no idea.

Chinner · « **Reply #14939 on:** February 15, 2012, 07:25:57 AM »

what? evillore is dating a gaffer? whats the gossip?

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Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 6048515 times)