The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[Shadow Mod]

I find it hard to believe they called him a cunt and a ninthing whore in the official ban message.

It'd be hilarious, but extremely unprofessional. I don't believe it myself, but I could believe the "mod bait" given Amir0x's reign of terror over the years before he got demodded.

"You have been banned for the following reason: Endless hiveminding complains, passive aggressive posting, and your eighth ban.  Date the ban will be lifted: Never"

Wait, who's is that? Yours? I don't see it on this database.

BurntPork was banned on May 20, 2012 for ever due to the following official reason:

    “You're a piece of shit and your opinion does not matter. Cunt.”

Well, that's a second one. But I still don't believe "cunt" would be in a perma ban message.

Then again, what the hell am I doing trolling Andrex's ban website since this is self-reporting and is 99% fake with the 1% being Andrex being honest.

That's AceBandage's he posted in the nintengaf irc.

[thisismyusername]

That's AceBandage's he posted in the nintengaf irc.

Ah. That just further justifies that half these ban reasonings on here is fake. 

[Purple Filth]

wait Ace is permed?

one step closer for GAF to get slightly better....


i guess dcharlie was right about these nfans getting on Evilore's final nerve

[Tasty]

Evilore is a PC fanboy so I'm not entirely surprised.

Still, I haven't seen a ban recently that wasn't deserved in one form or another, GJ to the mod team I guess, Ace will be missed as he kinda distracted people from knowing how much of a Ninthing I am.

[Shadow Mod]

Some threads really make me raise a brow. Like this:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=475594

[parallax]

Some threads really make me raise a brow. Like this:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=475594

Marrec got banned? That's a bit interesting. I wonder what for.

[Shadow Mod]

Some threads really make me raise a brow. Like this:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=475594

Marrec got banned? That's a bit interesting. I wonder what for.

Called someone a dumbass in that rape thread.

[pilonv1]

Hahahaha "hive mind posting" wtf does that even mean

If that was a reason for a ban the whole forum should be nuked

[BlueTsunami]

Cutting down the top Nintendo fans is like cutting off the head of a hydra. The WiiU is the great white hope. You can't stop dis.

[Himu]

no it's like cutting off a lizard's tail. no matter how many times you cut it off, it'll just grow back, stronger than ever.

[Huff]

Some threads really make me raise a brow. Like this:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=475594

Marrec got banned? That's a bit interesting. I wonder what for.

He can be a fucking douche when not agreeing with you. Like most of gaf. Not sure what he actually got banned for, but he should calm down

[etiolate]

no it's like cutting off a lizard's tail. no matter how many times you cut it off, it'll just grow back, stronger than ever.

so its like a hydra

[Himu]

don't you argue with me

i'm drunk

[Verdigris Murder]

Holy shit. Evil lore is banned. How is that even possible.

[Himu]

i did it

[Verdigris Murder]

You are the badness.

[Momo]

I invited him to the bore

Tsk, Tsk, More Rice

[PigSpeakers]

You should invite Evilore to the bore. I think he might like it.

[Cascade]

  Evilore Best mod ever for finally getting rid of the worst, most obnoxious poster on GAF. Hopefully SnesFreak and that dude with the pics of his dead dog as his avatar are next.

[Phoenix Dark]

Evilore Best mod ever for finally getting rid of the worst, most obnoxious poster on GAF. Hopefully SnesFreak and that dude with the pics of his dead dog as his avatar are next.

You people

[Verdigris Murder]

What are you typing about Cascade? The tone and colouring of your words evinces a tone of salt, that makes me think of the dead sea.

Also Pigspeakers name and picture combo is super sweet.

[Verdigris Murder]

Why do oriental people suffer from bad motion sickness?

[Cascade]

Evilore Best mod ever for finally getting rid of the worst, most obnoxious poster on GAF. Hopefully SnesFreak and that dude with the pics of his dead dog as his avatar are next.

You people

What does that mean?

[Owl-faced Wizard]

HylianTom is hilariously distinguished mentally-challenged, why would you want to get rid of him?

[Owl-faced Wizard]

Sometimes two or more grow back:

[Himu]

no it's like cutting off a lizard's tail. no matter how many times you cut it off, it'll just grow back, stronger than ever.

actually when a lizard's tail grows back, it's almost always smaller and, for many lizards, leads to a lifespan about half of what they would have had.

those poor things

why are they so cute? I cut lizard tails off when I was a kid. I'm a lizard murderer, aren't I?

[Tasty]

Evilore Best mod ever for finally getting rid of the worst, most obnoxious poster on GAF. Hopefully SnesFreak and that dude with the pics of his dead dog as his avatar are next.

Uhhh snesfreak is way cool beans yo, step off.

[Vertigo]

The mods are showing no mercy it seems.

Lots of fanboys banned just before E3. That's Gotta hurt 

[Broseidon]

They have their IRC. Hell, don't they have their own forum now? They'll live.

[Cerveza mas fina]

I dunno, lately I have found the mods to be really ok at GAF. One of my new accounts gets little flak, it might even make it till my main gets unbanned.

Tbh it doesn't even matter there's like one or two threads tops at any time that are worth posting in.

[Vertigo]

They have their IRC. Hell, don't they have their own forum now? They'll live.

posters like Acebandage thrive off the attention a place like Gaf grants them an irc is cool but you can't have a 'character' or build up an image of yourself quite like you can posting long term on a forum.

E3 on gaf is their biggest event of the year (and new Nintendo hardware will be there) and so those sort of posters not being able to post is going to cut them deep. 

[StealthFan]

Why was B_Rik_Schitthaus banned? He was a horrible poster and his avatar was obnoxious.

[Broseidon]

He's always getting banned.

[Takao]

AceBandage and BurntPork permed?

Sad day for ninfags over at gaf.

Eventual happy days for me.

[Third]

I love the ntard massacre over at gaf. 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

snesfreak is a huge loser and is already a member here:  http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=15191

He's costanza's mongoloid sidekick who tried to glom onto some e-fame from costanza calling out Dan Harmon on Twatter.  Not to mention his association with the failure known as WYL.

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=32802.msg1221255#msg1221255

[brob]

do you keep .txt files on all the internet people you come across Experiment, or do you just go about life remembering all this useless stuff?

[Phoenix Dark]

SNESfreak is my bro but holy god he posts so much on GAF. Like 80% of his posts in the NFL thread are one sentence, ":jnc" or "you people"

He hates EB, I troll him about it on twitter all the time

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

do you keep .txt files on all the internet people you come across Experiment, or do you just go about life remembering all this useless stuff?

By memory.  Maybe if he wasn't such an obnoxious shitwit, I wouldn't remember who he is.

[Cascade]

SNESfreak is my bro but holy god he posts so much on GAF. Like 80% of his posts in the NFL thread are one sentence, ":jnc" or "you people"

He hates EB, I troll him about it on twitter all the time

smh PD. I thought you was cool man.

[PigSpeakers]

What are you typing about Cascade? The tone and colouring of your words evinces a tone of salt, that makes me think of the dead sea.

Also Pigspeakers name and picture combo is super sweet.

Thanks, I drew it myself.

[Shaka Khan]

I'm glad Ace is finally banned. I also get that some like him and will miss him, but people *not* understanding why he get banned/perm'd are just blowing my mind.

[EmCeeGrammar]

I remember the mud babies I have to birth more than the stanky ones.  Not sure what women are complaining about.

[Shaka Khan]

You guys weren't kidding, people on my ignore list are dropping like flies. I'm almost convinced someone on the mod team has a crush on me.

On another note, it's no coincidence that they're trimming the fat before E3. They started doing that the past couple of years but on a smaller scale before major gaming conventions (E3/TGS) to control the stupid, or so I've been told. Takao knows what I'm saying lol.

[Takao]

Let me just say I am grateful of my pre-TGS ban. Not only did I not suffer through a sure bet meltdown, I also took down Sammy Samusu (who is one of the middle of the road ninthings, he can get on my nerves but no where near the worst) with me leaving no potential for gloat.

[archnemesis]

Will you be back in time for the Gravity Rush OT Takao?

[Takao]

Will you be back in time for the Gravity Rush OT Takao?

Yes, I will miss E3 but I'm back the very weekend prior to its release. I've been gathering review quotes from both the GAF and pro sites this past week. I'm going to be sending off my stuff to the graphics dude (Diamond44) tonight.

[Verdigris Murder]

When did E3 become a corporate parody ?

[king of the internet]

When has it not been a corporate parody?

[Verdigris Murder]

When it wasn't ? Opinions may vary.

[Joe Molotov]

When they turned it into a "Media and Business Summit" and it sucked so then they changed it back, I'm pretty sure that's when it got terrible. So I guess around 2007.

[thisismyusername]

When they turned it into a "Media and Business Summit" and it sucked so then they changed it back, I'm pretty sure that's when it got terrible. So I guess around 2007.

No way. I think that changed happened in 2004, didn't it? There's no way it happened in 2007. ... :/

[demi]

When they turned it into a "Media and Business Summit" and it sucked so then they changed it back, I'm pretty sure that's when it got terrible. So I guess around 2007.

No way. I think that changed happened in 2004, didn't it? There's no way it happened in 2007. ... :/

I actually attended E3 06, so if I can get in than anyone could then. They made it strict later than that.

[cool breeze]

I just remember E3 as mattering more in the past.  E3 and TGS were when you'd see the games coming in the next year or so.  Now announcements are all spread out.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

When did E3 become a corporate parody ?

When Drinky Crow deliberately lost to Ice Cube in a game of Soul Calibur back in E3 99 :'(

[Purple Filth]

Let me just say I am grateful of my pre-TGS ban. Not only did I not suffer through a sure bet meltdown, I also took down Sammy Samusu (who is one of the middle of the road ninthings, he can get on my nerves but no where near the worst) with me leaving no potential for gloat.

another nfan that should get a perm.


As for E3 it was always hilarious but when they toned it down big time and then changed it back it wasn't as hilarious.

Plus now they are having announcements before E3.

[Van Cruncheon]

When did E3 become a corporate parody ?

When Drinky Crow deliberately lost to Ice Cube in a game of Soul Calibur back in E3 99 :'(

don't forget i ALSO played xianghua :'(

[Purple Filth]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=475728

OP: someone please tell me what i want to hear

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=475728

OP: someone please tell me what i want to hear

Even when I was a fat loser virgin, I knew that waitresses were nice to get a better tip, not because she thought I was some diesel hung fuckstud.

Besides, I think hitting on someone like that is extremely uncomfortable because she kind of has to be nice to you to do her job well.  Since she probably works at a place where the customer is always right (ie, "Let's believe the opinion of some angry bitch/douchebag over a hard working and respected employee of several years!"), she really can't be avoidant or unfriendly otherwise someone might complain and her ass is out on the street.

I didn't read past the OP so I don't know if someone made that point in the thread but I hate people like the OP.  That and people who make loud and embarrassing displays about how bad the service is in hopes of getting some free shit.

[Shadow Mod]

Waitresses are even "flirty" with me sometimes. Their whole tip is dependent on giving someone a great meal, including the service they provide, some people on the internet I swear.