Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 5958802 times)

Takao · « **Reply #22080 on:** May 27, 2012, 11:25:04 PM »

That Bieber thread is gold.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #22081 on:** May 27, 2012, 11:28:45 PM »

I wonder how much of Usher's dick Bieber had to suck in order to get signed on.

My guess is a lot.

I lol'd

Pringo · « **Reply #22082 on:** May 27, 2012, 11:36:08 PM »

Quote from: The Experiment on May 27, 2012, 10:50:07 PM

Quote from: Martin Raperman on May 27, 2012, 04:43:44 PM
When did E3 become a corporate parody ?

When Drinky Crow deliberately lost to Ice Cube in a game of Soul Calibur back in E3 99 :'(

Ahaha, is this real? '99 was before my time as far as message boards go.

Purple Filth · « **Reply #22083 on:** May 28, 2012, 12:15:11 AM »

Quote from: The Experiment on May 27, 2012, 11:17:31 PM

Quote from: Purple Filth on May 27, 2012, 11:07:42 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=475728

OP: someone please tell me what i want to hear

Even when I was a fat loser virgin, I knew that waitresses were nice to get a better tip, not because she thought I was some diesel hung fuckstud.

Besides, I think hitting on someone like that is extremely uncomfortable because she kind of has to be nice to you to do her job well. Since she probably works at a place where the customer is always right (ie, "Let's believe the opinion of some angry bitch/douchebag over a hard working and respected employee of several years!"), she really can't be avoidant or unfriendly otherwise someone might complain and her ass is out on the street.

I didn't read past the OP so I don't know if someone made that point in the thread but I hate people like the OP. That and people who make loud and embarrassing displays about how bad the service is in hopes of getting some free shit.

The thing is practically all of the thread is telling him the bold and to just leave it alone but the OP seems to be in some weird denial (claiming he gets it but yet still trying to push the issue)

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #22084 on:** May 28, 2012, 12:34:06 AM »

Quote from: Pringo on May 27, 2012, 11:36:08 PM

Quote from: The Experiment on May 27, 2012, 10:50:07 PM
Quote from: Martin Raperman on May 27, 2012, 04:43:44 PM
When did E3 become a corporate parody ?

When Drinky Crow deliberately lost to Ice Cube in a game of Soul Calibur back in E3 99 :'(

Ahaha, is this real? '99 was before my time as far as message boards go.

f'real realz. i rolled up to the kiosk, and look around the stanchion and HOLY FUCK MY OPPONENT IS ICE MOTHERFUCKIN' CUBE! i tried to play it cool 'cuz the only thing more obnoxious than a nasally white boy is a nasally white boy fan WHO LOVES NWA HOLY SHIT!!!!!!111 so i moved the cursor off mitsurugi and picked xianghua (the only other choice). then i let him roll me, because i was NOT gonna have my sole memory of ICE MOTHERFUCKIN' CUBE tainted by his inevitable gangsta glare at me, the nasally white boy who loves nwa and also cheezed his ass to death. he won, i nodded in what i hoped was respect between equals (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA RIIIIGHT) and swaggered on over to the bloody roar 2 kiosk where i turned to my wife and went SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

(seriously, he wasn't very good at it, but he was probably like a thousand blunts into the show and probably had his dick done wet in more booth babes than the entire g.o.d. games coterie, so who the fuck cares)

Himu · « **Reply #22085 on:** May 28, 2012, 12:36:09 AM »

have you seen are we there yet

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #22086 on:** May 28, 2012, 12:37:11 AM »

no, but i saw r.v. dude, this was '99.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #22087 on:** May 28, 2012, 12:38:49 AM »

he had one heck of an entourage, too. i swear every puffy raiders vest in the state was on those brovas.

Himu · « **Reply #22088 on:** May 28, 2012, 12:39:32 AM »

did you smoke a blunt with him and say," either they don't know, don't show, or don't care about fruity white boys who love nwa"

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22089 on:** May 28, 2012, 12:42:01 AM »

After Cube saw Drinky walk back to his wife and perform a side hug he said "you know, I need to make films to appeal to that demographic." The rest is history

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #22090 on:** May 28, 2012, 12:42:15 AM »

Quote from: Purple Filth on May 28, 2012, 12:15:11 AM

Quote from: The Experiment on May 27, 2012, 11:17:31 PM
Quote from: Purple Filth on May 27, 2012, 11:07:42 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=475728

OP: someone please tell me what i want to hear

Even when I was a fat loser virgin, I knew that waitresses were nice to get a better tip, not because she thought I was some diesel hung fuckstud.

Besides, I think hitting on someone like that is extremely uncomfortable because she kind of has to be nice to you to do her job well. Since she probably works at a place where the customer is always right (ie, "Let's believe the opinion of some angry bitch/douchebag over a hard working and respected employee of several years!"), she really can't be avoidant or unfriendly otherwise someone might complain and her ass is out on the street.

I didn't read past the OP so I don't know if someone made that point in the thread but I hate people like the OP. That and people who make loud and embarrassing displays about how bad the service is in hopes of getting some free shit.

The thing is practically all of the thread is telling him the bold and to just leave it alone but the OP seems to be in some weird denial (claiming he gets it but yet still trying to push the issue)

Dude you just don't get it, she's so into him and not trying to get repeat customers.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #22091 on:** May 28, 2012, 12:42:21 AM »

i can't do the black handshake shit. if he'd actually tried to give me daps, it would have been the most awesome and humiliating thing EVER.

Himu · « **Reply #22092 on:** May 28, 2012, 12:43:47 AM »

i can teach you how to roll, cruncheon. different regions have their different shake tho, I'd have to hit up Seattle brothers to see what their shake is and then we can go to school

Himu · « **Reply #22093 on:** May 28, 2012, 12:44:34 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on May 28, 2012, 12:42:01 AM

After Cube saw Drinky walk back to his wife and perform a side hug he said "you know, I need to make films to appeal to that demographic." The rest is history

drinky is the reason cube sold out

:'(

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #22094 on:** May 28, 2012, 12:45:23 AM »

that shit's like aikido to me. i blame my nordic genes. northern swedes not only hate touching each other, they keep several miles in between themselves and other humans

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #22095 on:** May 28, 2012, 12:45:49 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on May 28, 2012, 12:42:01 AM

After Cube saw Drinky walk back to his wife and perform a side hug he said "you know, I need to make films to appeal to that demographic." The rest is history

:'(

Himu · « **Reply #22096 on:** May 28, 2012, 12:46:55 AM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on May 28, 2012, 12:45:23 AM

that shit's like aikido to me. i blame my nordic genes. northern swedes not only hate touching each other, they keep several miles in between themselves and other humans

if you can diablo you do a shake

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #22097 on:** May 28, 2012, 12:47:00 AM »

'cuz NUFFIN says MONEY to ICE MOTHERFUCKIN' CUBE like a nerd in a polo and cheap slacks, with a haircut even your mom would disavow as "too christian"

Himu · « **Reply #22098 on:** May 28, 2012, 12:48:31 AM »

hey, hey, cube is a daddy now man, he needs to have role models.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #22099 on:** May 28, 2012, 12:50:41 AM »

well, if his secret desire was to become an UPTIGHT WHITE BREAD SUBURBAN taco he picked an ace mentor

me

Himu · « **Reply #22100 on:** May 28, 2012, 12:51:18 AM »

yup, cube is now king of suburbia. thanks!

cool breeze · « **Reply #22101 on:** May 28, 2012, 12:55:08 AM »

soul calibur story is sad

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #22102 on:** May 28, 2012, 12:58:24 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on May 28, 2012, 12:42:01 AM

After Cube saw Drinky walk back to his wife and perform a side hug he said "you know, I need to make films to appeal to that demographic." The rest is history

Himu · « **Reply #22103 on:** May 28, 2012, 12:59:38 AM »

Purple Filth · « **Reply #22104 on:** May 28, 2012, 01:05:32 AM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on May 28, 2012, 12:42:15 AM

Quote from: Purple Filth on May 28, 2012, 12:15:11 AM
Quote from: The Experiment on May 27, 2012, 11:17:31 PM
Quote from: Purple Filth on May 27, 2012, 11:07:42 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=475728

OP: someone please tell me what i want to hear

Even when I was a fat loser virgin, I knew that waitresses were nice to get a better tip, not because she thought I was some diesel hung fuckstud.

Besides, I think hitting on someone like that is extremely uncomfortable because she kind of has to be nice to you to do her job well. Since she probably works at a place where the customer is always right (ie, "Let's believe the opinion of some angry bitch/douchebag over a hard working and respected employee of several years!"), she really can't be avoidant or unfriendly otherwise someone might complain and her ass is out on the street.

I didn't read past the OP so I don't know if someone made that point in the thread but I hate people like the OP. That and people who make loud and embarrassing displays about how bad the service is in hopes of getting some free shit.

The thing is practically all of the thread is telling him the bold and to just leave it alone but the OP seems to be in some weird denial (claiming he gets it but yet still trying to push the issue)

Dude you just don't get it, she's so into him and not trying to get repeat customers.

I guess NeoGAF's slogan goes well here: "BELIEVE"

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on May 28, 2012, 12:42:01 AM

After Cube saw Drinky walk back to his wife and perform a side hug he said "you know, I need to make films to appeal to that demographic." The rest is history

god damn

Takao · « **Reply #22105 on:** May 28, 2012, 01:30:11 AM »

this guy post here?

Pringo · « **Reply #22106 on:** May 28, 2012, 01:34:22 AM »

Quote from: Takao on May 28, 2012, 01:30:11 AM

this guy post here?

I don't think so. Looks to be a case of life imitating art.

Pringo · « **Reply #22107 on:** May 28, 2012, 02:57:18 AM »

On a side note did another account nuke just happen? I swear this thread just got shorter again...

Edit: Wait longer? I think Billy Rygar is back.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #22108 on:** May 28, 2012, 03:13:19 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on May 28, 2012, 12:42:01 AM

After Cube saw Drinky walk back to his wife and perform a side hug he said "you know, I need to make films to appeal to that demographic." The rest is history

newsfeed this

brob · « **Reply #22109 on:** May 28, 2012, 05:29:58 AM »

rip dcharlie

Momo · « **Reply #22110 on:** May 28, 2012, 05:31:14 AM »

wait, what. No.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #22111 on:** May 28, 2012, 05:43:32 AM »

nooooooo

pilonv1 · « **Reply #22112 on:** May 28, 2012, 05:53:33 AM »

wait Billy Rygar is back?

wtf is going on...

Timber · « **Reply #22113 on:** May 28, 2012, 06:02:45 AM »

Andrex is tearing this place apart.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #22114 on:** May 28, 2012, 06:05:57 AM »

He's a secret double agent

Positive Touch · « **Reply #22115 on:** May 28, 2012, 08:05:17 AM »

how the hell would dcharlie account nuke? dude runs this place, literally

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #22116 on:** May 28, 2012, 08:12:12 AM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on May 28, 2012, 08:05:17 AM

how the hell would dcharlie account nuke? dude runs this place, literally

Suicide in the digital realm. :'(

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #22117 on:** May 28, 2012, 08:31:11 AM »

I guess a gaf mole found this place and connected some mother effing dots

Broseidon · « **Reply #22118 on:** May 28, 2012, 08:39:16 AM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on May 28, 2012, 12:45:23 AM

that shit's like aikido to me. i blame my nordic genes. northern swedes not only hate touching each other, they keep several miles in between themselves and other humans

archnemesis · « **Reply #22119 on:** May 28, 2012, 08:41:11 AM »

Momo · « **Reply #22120 on:** May 28, 2012, 08:55:27 AM »

Quote from: Borys on May 28, 2012, 08:20:59 AM

I'd swap 10 Andrexes, 12 Takaos, 20 Momos and a pint of some premium lager for even a half of dcharlie :'(

I would gladly give 20 of my lives to resurrect dcharlie

Takao · « **Reply #22121 on:** May 28, 2012, 09:08:25 AM »

I'd sacrifice 800k copies of MHTriG to bring back dc

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #22122 on:** May 28, 2012, 09:33:35 AM »

WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?!?!?

thisismyusername · « **Reply #22123 on:** May 28, 2012, 09:37:32 AM »

Koodo's banned? $:-\$

That's not to say he was a great poster (he wasn't) but his .gifs and posts at least made me chuckle and pissed people that take boards too seriously off.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #22124 on:** May 28, 2012, 09:40:02 AM »

brob · « **Reply #22125 on:** May 28, 2012, 10:16:31 AM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on May 28, 2012, 09:37:32 AM

Koodo's banned? $:-\$

That's not to say he was a great poster (he wasn't) but his .gifs and posts at least made me chuckle and pissed people that take boards too seriously off.

aka good poster

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #22126 on:** May 28, 2012, 10:17:37 AM »

Hey now, I keep asking to get my account deleted and nobody is following through. What the fuck is the story here?

Big Barry Jazz · « **Reply #22127 on:** May 28, 2012, 10:50:30 AM »

Wait, dcharlie's nuked his account? Did he also request a ban on Gaf, or is that just a coincidence?

Third · « **Reply #22128 on:** May 28, 2012, 10:51:16 AM »

FYI, I'm not posting in POP gaf threads. My nephew is having fun. He's using the GAF account more than I am. He's such a cigarillo sometimes. But I don't care.

That Bluetsunami photoshop made me laugh hard btw.

T-Short · « **Reply #22129 on:** May 28, 2012, 11:50:57 AM »

Quote from: Big Barry Jazz on May 28, 2012, 10:50:30 AM

Wait, dcharlie's nuked his account? Did he also request a ban on Gaf, or is that just a coincidence?

ya, requested.

Cascade · « **Reply #22130 on:** May 28, 2012, 12:32:24 PM »

Don't some of you know him in real life? Can't you ask him why he suicided?

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #22131 on:** May 28, 2012, 12:34:47 PM »

He's been talking about it increasingly lately; having less Internet exposure, avoiding shittheads, spending more time offline doing stuff with people that mattered, etc.

The post is now gone, but it was a reply in this thread to my question about his self-requested GAF ban. I had a feeling his Bore account next, but not before E3, not like this.

Big Barry Jazz · « **Reply #22132 on:** May 28, 2012, 12:50:44 PM »

That's a real shame. I can understand the sentiment as I've been thinking the same, but my response was to spend less time online. Burning everything behind him is a bit extreme, isn't it?

Momo · « **Reply #22133 on:** May 28, 2012, 12:59:04 PM »

Quote from: Spencer on May 28, 2012, 11:46:06 AM

I wonder if the board is about to go under now, doesn't he pay for it?

Server hosting/and or domain? I'm willing to spring towards the price of a 5 year domain lease and whatever towards monthly server costs

cool breeze · « **Reply #22134 on:** May 28, 2012, 01:09:57 PM »

is it at least a positive move? like "good on him for breaking the addiction"?

nothing wrong with climbing out of the dumpster

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22135 on:** May 28, 2012, 02:00:47 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on May 28, 2012, 12:34:47 PM

He's been talking about it increasingly lately; having less Internet exposure, avoiding shittheads, spending more time offline doing stuff with people that mattered, etc.

The post is now gone, but it was a reply in this thread to my question about his self-requested GAF ban. I had a feeling his Bore account next, but not before E3, not like this.

I would have also assumed folks would stay for E3, then bow out after the "I told ya so" moments

Pringo · « **Reply #22136 on:** May 28, 2012, 02:05:42 PM »

Ugh. You know I don't mind if someone decides to leave as I'm sure everyone realizes that there's more productive things to be doing than posting on forums but why does it have to come with the complete account deletion?

Himu · « **Reply #22137 on:** May 28, 2012, 02:09:13 PM »

Quote from: The Experiment on May 28, 2012, 10:17:37 AM

Hey now, I keep asking to get my account deleted and nobody is following through. What the fuck is the story here?

you want your account deleted for i dunno reasons. dcharlie/rygar needed their accounts deleted for personal/business reasons.

Third · « **Reply #22138 on:** May 28, 2012, 02:57:36 PM »

Is it so hard to just LOG OFF and don't come back?

It's what I'd do.

Himu · « **Reply #22139 on:** May 28, 2012, 03:07:47 PM »

The posts were the very problem, like I said. If your work is saying WE DON'T LIKE THESE POSTS, are you going to leave them there?

Oh, no. You'd just log off, right? And leave them there too?

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