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« Reply #2760 on: May 17, 2011, 08:49:37 PM »
But he lives in Israel. A religious state that...emphasizes religion. What do you expect? You won't ever have full equality in a place like Israel if you're express secular beliefs. That's ridiculous. While it sucks, the truth hurts and I'm not gonna force my views on everyone like you Europeans.

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« Reply #2761 on: May 17, 2011, 08:51:16 PM »
:lol Y'know many countries were once they way
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Himu

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« Reply #2762 on: May 17, 2011, 08:51:40 PM »
It seems to me you are incapable of understanding other cultures and their beliefs, quietid. Why do you have to be so insensitive towards Israeli beliefs?
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« Reply #2763 on: May 17, 2011, 08:58:52 PM »
:rofl what the fuck is that some stupid ass troll? Israel can do what the fuck they like. I'm entitled to my opinion, I'm no anti-semite if that's what your saying but yeah I think tying religion with state is wrong. Also the 'dude' in question that's criticizing their system is Israeli - implying that not all Israeli's identify with the Israeli governments opinions i.e. how can I be insensitive to Israeli beliefs if I agree with other Israeli's?! Do you agree with everything Christians have to say? No? Oh Himu are you incapable of understanding other cultures and their beliefs?
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« Reply #2764 on: May 17, 2011, 09:10:32 PM »
While it sucks, the truth hurts and I'm not gonna force my views on everyone like you Europeans.

Yup, Americans are all like future people on Star Trek, never meddling in others affairs (nice edit btw)
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Himu

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« Reply #2765 on: May 17, 2011, 09:11:50 PM »
Look, desperate times calls for desperate measures. It's very much clear that his only way out is by faking his heritage his entire life. That's far more credible in the long term than losing his right to marry one of Israel's hot females. You're insensitive because you are asking him to throw away his rights as a human being because of a single word. Words mean a lot, but not that much.

I never knew you were so cold a person.
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naff

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« Reply #2766 on: May 17, 2011, 09:15:51 PM »
Faking his heritage? Ok you just trolling now. bye
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Himu

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« Reply #2767 on: May 17, 2011, 09:17:13 PM »
Goddamit I was hoping you'd last longer. :maf

I haven't had a nice troll since I did account seppuku at gaf. That place was prime trolling grounds and now you've RUINED it.
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Himu

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« Reply #2768 on: May 17, 2011, 09:30:43 PM »
pfff wanting a gritty mario

that's almost as stupid as wanting a gritty mickey mouse



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« Reply #2769 on: May 17, 2011, 10:10:08 PM »
i remember thinkign when I was younger that my first tatoo would be mickey in that outfit  :-\
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« Reply #2770 on: May 17, 2011, 10:23:16 PM »
pretty much  :'(
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AdmiralViscen

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« Reply #2771 on: May 17, 2011, 10:33:13 PM »
I want pampers to stop making pampers and start making normal underwear.
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« Reply #2773 on: May 18, 2011, 02:32:46 AM »
Sweet. I got banned. According to the mod it was my 5th time. I don't think so, but whatever. I think it's funny that if you're banned it seems like you can only see old posts, not up to date ones.

NeoGAF mods are soft as fuck.

Himu

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« Reply #2774 on: May 18, 2011, 02:38:26 AM »
you have four posts
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« Reply #2775 on: May 18, 2011, 02:40:03 AM »
That is a fuckload. Hey, aren't you Himuro? Didn't we have a war about Okami that resulted in bans?  :lol

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« Reply #2777 on: May 18, 2011, 02:43:34 AM »
SMT:N is at least artistically good. It's just too anal for me to love. I still beat it, though. Fuck the dungeons in that game.

Himu

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« Reply #2778 on: May 18, 2011, 02:46:36 AM »
can respect that :bow
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« Reply #2779 on: May 18, 2011, 03:11:20 AM »
who are you on gaf darkness?

Same name.

It will be nice to have you around until you get unbanned.

Hey, if I like it here, I might stick around. At least I don't have to worry about mincing words here.

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« Reply #2780 on: May 18, 2011, 03:48:29 AM »
Fuck that!

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« Reply #2781 on: May 18, 2011, 04:01:39 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=430532

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This particular mod need not worry, since the pictures that have been posted aren't doing the negresses any favors.

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« Reply #2782 on: May 18, 2011, 05:14:57 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=430511&page=1
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neogaf

they've edited the wiki so that it mentions they're mlp fans. jeez.

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« Reply #2783 on: May 18, 2011, 05:58:40 AM »
pfff wanting a gritty mario

that's almost as stupid as wanting a gritty mickey mouse

i'm going to say something stupid here
i think that if they were able to make megaman more gritty then ANYTHING can become more gritty just as long as your concept of gritty doesn't mean "give everyone a gun"
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Oblivion

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« Reply #2785 on: May 18, 2011, 07:23:54 AM »
Not really.  Star Wars was a major part of popular culture.  Just in its initial theatrical run in North America it was probably watched by 100 million people, let alone how many saw it on videos, then you have to take into account how many other pop culture sources made direct references to Star Wars, especially the main twist.

Ocarina of Time, on the other hand, sold 3.5 million copies in North America, maybe another million were given out as preorder incentives or pack-ins with Gamecubes, and the VC release sold at or under a million.  Let's generously say that every single physical copy of the game was passed around to at least two other people, you're still barely over 10 million people who even played it, let alone saw the whole game through.  Let's be unrealistically kind and say half of the people who played it saw it through to the end.  So about five million people?

I'd say it's very easy to not be spoiled about Ocarina.  It's so far from Star Wars in ubiquity that it's not even in the same galaxy.  Especially since what he's probably trying to avoid with his black-out isn't stuff like sound bites from the story (that stuff tends to go around fast, like "I AM YOUR FATHER", "THE CAKE IS A LIE", and "WOULD YOU KINDLY"), but stuff like what the different areas look like, what kind of items to expect, bosses, that sort of thing.  That stuff (as tragically obvious as it is because this is Zelda and it's been on rehash mode for a while) is probably easier to not be spoiled on than spoiled, even, yes, on GAF, because nobody really talks about it anymore.  The only things you're liable to run in on places like GAF are that the water temple is hard, HOLY FUCK GAME OF THE FOREVER LET NO CRITICISM FALL ON ITS GENTLE HEAD, "HEY LINK WATCH OUT LISTEN", and that there is time travel.

Heh, I've never seen a Star Wars movie.  Not even a single second of it.  I've never watched an Indiana Jones either.  I just saw The Godfather I and II last year (so many references and TV jokes suddenly made sense).

I agree with your point.  Especially considering that more kids probably grew up playing PlayStation than Nintendo 64.  I was a N64fag and never got around to playing some of the PS One classics until almost a decade later.  It happens.

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Holy shit, dude. I thought I was the only one that never saw those movies either! *high five*


I think I still got ya beat tho. I hadn't seen any of the Lord of the Rings movies  until just last week, and even then, it was half of the Two Towers. Also never saw any of the Matrixes, No Country for Old Men, Avatar, Titanic, Spiderman 3,  any Tarantino movie that wasn't Pulp Fiction or kill Bill, and a shitload of others.

I have yet to see an LOTR movie except for five minutes or so of The Two Towers and that was because our booze supply in college just got the DVD and wanted to watch it before going out to get it.  I've never seen Star Trek (any movie or TV show), Monty Python, Spiderman 3, X-Men 3, etc.  I never really cared for science fiction (not that all of the big movies I have not seen are science fiction) and again, being near dirt floor poor meant that there wasn't an option to watching these movies in a theater or on VHS.

Pretty much my case. I lived a fairly sheltered life, and didn't get jack shit from my parents (my mom woulda given me money if she worked, and my dad was just an utter asshole). It wasn't until I started working a steady job when I was around 19 or 20 that I was able to go to the theater to watch more than one movie a year.

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« Reply #2786 on: May 18, 2011, 09:14:59 AM »
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Joe Molotov

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« Reply #2787 on: May 18, 2011, 11:57:46 AM »
All the better to hear you with, my dears.
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Himu

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« Reply #2789 on: May 18, 2011, 02:41:02 PM »
i imagine myself in mojo's apartment, stroking his chest hair, the two of us staring into each other's eyes.

mojo blushes. his cheeks turn a boyish pink, and we embrace, locked into each other's arms.
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« Reply #2790 on: May 18, 2011, 02:44:26 PM »
i imagine myself in mojo's apartment, stroking his pubic hair, the two of us staring into each other's eyes.

mojo blushes. his cheeks turn a boyish pink, and we embrace, locked into each other's arms.
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« Reply #2791 on: May 18, 2011, 02:47:46 PM »
Trimmed bush :bow
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Himu

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« Reply #2792 on: May 18, 2011, 02:49:59 PM »
I like bush :(
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« Reply #2794 on: May 18, 2011, 02:53:23 PM »
ahahaha holy shit
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« Reply #2795 on: May 18, 2011, 02:54:11 PM »
:rofl
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« Reply #2796 on: May 18, 2011, 03:29:45 PM »
blame space is pretty awesome :lol
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« Reply #2798 on: May 18, 2011, 04:17:06 PM »
:rofl :rofl :rofl

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« Reply #2799 on: May 18, 2011, 04:46:54 PM »
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« Reply #2801 on: May 18, 2011, 07:07:44 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=27914782&postcount=217

this is the same forum with a 33 page thread on ocarina right?
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« Reply #2804 on: May 18, 2011, 07:20:13 PM »
oh i thought it was a pineapple joke
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« Reply #2805 on: May 18, 2011, 09:56:15 PM »
Not really.  Star Wars was a major part of popular culture.  Just in its initial theatrical run in North America it was probably watched by 100 million people, let alone how many saw it on videos, then you have to take into account how many other pop culture sources made direct references to Star Wars, especially the main twist.

Ocarina of Time, on the other hand, sold 3.5 million copies in North America, maybe another million were given out as preorder incentives or pack-ins with Gamecubes, and the VC release sold at or under a million.  Let's generously say that every single physical copy of the game was passed around to at least two other people, you're still barely over 10 million people who even played it, let alone saw the whole game through.  Let's be unrealistically kind and say half of the people who played it saw it through to the end.  So about five million people?

I'd say it's very easy to not be spoiled about Ocarina.  It's so far from Star Wars in ubiquity that it's not even in the same galaxy.  Especially since what he's probably trying to avoid with his black-out isn't stuff like sound bites from the story (that stuff tends to go around fast, like "I AM YOUR FATHER", "THE CAKE IS A LIE", and "WOULD YOU KINDLY"), but stuff like what the different areas look like, what kind of items to expect, bosses, that sort of thing.  That stuff (as tragically obvious as it is because this is Zelda and it's been on rehash mode for a while) is probably easier to not be spoiled on than spoiled, even, yes, on GAF, because nobody really talks about it anymore.  The only things you're liable to run in on places like GAF are that the water temple is hard, HOLY FUCK GAME OF THE FOREVER LET NO CRITICISM FALL ON ITS GENTLE HEAD, "HEY LINK WATCH OUT LISTEN", and that there is time travel.

Heh, I've never seen a Star Wars movie.  Not even a single second of it.  I've never watched an Indiana Jones either.  I just saw The Godfather I and II last year (so many references and TV jokes suddenly made sense).

I agree with your point.  Especially considering that more kids probably grew up playing PlayStation than Nintendo 64.  I was a N64fag and never got around to playing some of the PS One classics until almost a decade later.  It happens.

 :o

Holy shit, dude. I thought I was the only one that never saw those movies either! *high five*


I think I still got ya beat tho. I hadn't seen any of the Lord of the Rings movies  until just last week, and even then, it was half of the Two Towers. Also never saw any of the Matrixes, No Country for Old Men, Avatar, Titanic, Spiderman 3,  any Tarantino movie that wasn't Pulp Fiction or kill Bill, and a shitload of others.

I have yet to see an LOTR movie except for five minutes or so of The Two Towers and that was because our booze supply in college just got the DVD and wanted to watch it before going out to get it.  I've never seen Star Trek (any movie or TV show), Monty Python, Spiderman 3, X-Men 3, etc.  I never really cared for science fiction (not that all of the big movies I have not seen are science fiction) and again, being near dirt floor poor meant that there wasn't an option to watching these movies in a theater or on VHS.

Pretty much my case. I lived a fairly sheltered life, and didn't get jack shit from my parents (my mom woulda given me money if she worked, and my dad was just an utter asshole). It wasn't until I started working a steady job when I was around 19 or 20 that I was able to go to the theater to watch more than one movie a year.

Yes and it seems like a lot of people like Star Wars or Indiana Jones because they watched it when they were a kid.  So I've kind of written these movies off unless like I said earlier, someone gives me free copies and I have spare time to watch them.
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« Reply #2806 on: May 18, 2011, 10:02:12 PM »
There are a lot of annoying nostalgia freaks who will drive you crazy with their Star Wars or Indy talk but I didn't see either of those series until I was a grown-up and they are good stuff. It's very possible to just watch those movies and think they are great without turning into a nut about it.

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« Reply #2807 on: May 18, 2011, 10:05:34 PM »
What the fuck, if you have netflix all you have to do is order them.
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« Reply #2808 on: May 18, 2011, 10:07:43 PM »
Ok.  If I can get a hold of some of these movies for little or nothing, I'm down to watch them.

What the fuck, if you have netflix all you have to do is order them.

I haven't had netflix in nearly a year and a half.  I don't care to watch too many movies and I live in the sticks now so there isn't a fast internet connection to stream something.  It'd just be a waste of money.
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« Reply #2809 on: May 19, 2011, 03:57:51 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=27914782&postcount=217

this is the same forum with a 33 page thread on ocarina right?

The same forum of people who want innovation in games yet ask for remakes on new consoles.
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« Reply #2811 on: May 19, 2011, 12:54:43 PM »
that "nintendo should make MATOOR games" has reached 28 pages,28 pages full of replies like this

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=27929037&postcount=1321
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=27918288&postcount=1264
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=27913157&postcount=1115

i mean yes we already discussed that the argument there is moronic,but the replies make it even more moronic,it's a circle of moronity (is that even a word?)
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« Reply #2812 on: May 19, 2011, 01:23:58 PM »
they're just mockin the op

its the same op that made:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=347969

which sadly makes it seem he is sincere

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« Reply #2813 on: May 19, 2011, 01:31:59 PM »
wow and i tought what i picked was bad :-\

and i understand what you are saying but going trough it for 28 pages? just let it go man!
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« Reply #2814 on: May 19, 2011, 01:51:18 PM »
well people were getting banned for calling out the ridiculous sony fans and their killzone obsession and over the whole PSN fiasco

Maybe this is a chance to vent for some and he's an easy target.

I got to the thread about 20 pages in and find him backing himself into a corner to be amusing.

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« Reply #2816 on: May 19, 2011, 05:54:59 PM »
they're just mockin the op

its the same op that made:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=347969

which sadly makes it seem he is sincere

I remember that thread, good times.

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« Reply #2817 on: May 20, 2011, 12:12:21 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=430786

so basically beast's idiocy is mod approved

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« Reply #2818 on: May 20, 2011, 12:27:27 AM »
With PSN having been down for God knows how long, locking that guy's thread might push him over the digital edge

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« Reply #2819 on: May 20, 2011, 12:38:46 AM »
one can only hope