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« Reply #2700 on: May 15, 2011, 05:09:21 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=27842808&postcount=1451

what the....?

you are trying to keep a media blackout ON A PORT????

why the fuck nintendo fans are so dumb?
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« Reply #2701 on: May 15, 2011, 05:28:46 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=430300

this thread is bananas

guy seems like a dick. i'm sure he'd be a lot of "fun" in real social situations.
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« Reply #2702 on: May 15, 2011, 05:41:13 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=27842808&postcount=1451


you are trying to keep a media blackout ON A PORT????


media blackout on a game that's probably been referenced a billion times by now

i think he's a little late, unless he doesn't want to spoil the amazing new texture work. That I can understand.


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« Reply #2703 on: May 15, 2011, 05:48:06 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=430300

this thread is bananas

guy seems like a dick. i'm sure he'd be a lot of "fun" in real social situations.

This guy just wants attention, mostly on GAF.  He was expecting a flood of "you go girl!" posts while he probably fabricates altercations about how hard it was to denounce religion. 

Coming from a dude who turned from catholic to atheism in a midwestern state, nobody really gave much of a fuck...at all when they heard about it.  Poor dude will find out that nobody will give a shit about him giving up judaism, which is precisely the opposite effect that he wants.  So he's either going to have to throw it in their faces as much as possible to get some backlash or he will do the time tested tradition of making shit up.

So yeah, he's probably a dick.
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« Reply #2704 on: May 15, 2011, 07:18:40 PM »
I kinda get denouncing his religion in the sense that I don't want my church sending me emails and letters because i don't give a fuck, and that I don't want a religious funeral or wedding but other than that..
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« Reply #2705 on: May 15, 2011, 08:46:39 PM »
We have emulators and virtual consoles for the moral dudes, no excuse for not having played that game if you are an ntard.
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« Reply #2706 on: May 15, 2011, 09:14:22 PM »
most people i knew back in the day didn't even have n64's so most people I know missed OoT. A lot of Zelda fans I know who grew up on 2d zelda have never played OoT ever.
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« Reply #2707 on: May 15, 2011, 09:42:56 PM »
Well the dude has a metroid avatar, and I did specifically said Ntards not normal folks.
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« Reply #2708 on: May 15, 2011, 10:23:31 PM »
most people i knew back in the day didn't even have n64's so most people I know missed OoT. A lot of Zelda fans I know who grew up on 2d zelda have never played OoT ever.

The N64 PC emulator came out during my senior year of high school. That's how I played OoT. I have the Zelda GC disc with OoT on it, but I've never bothered playing that version.
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« Reply #2709 on: May 15, 2011, 11:59:29 PM »
OoT was very surprising for me.  Yes, I know it won tons of GOTY awards, but I wasn't interested during its initial launch.  I always loved the Zelda games, but I was skeptical at the 3Dification of the series.  It wasn't until my brother got it that I got interested and played the game in full.  Fun times.

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« Reply #2710 on: May 16, 2011, 12:00:51 AM »
We have emulators and virtual consoles for the moral dudes, no excuse for not having played that game if you are an ntard.

If you're an ntard, sure, but if you're a normal gamer, why would you?  Have you played every single noteworthy game released on every system?

Not saying this guy is that, but I can imagine a world wherein someone who owns a 3DS hasn't played Ocarina of Time.  Not everyone is a big ninfiggurt like you, diun.

and posts on gaf.  that's key because it means he has no social life.

but it is true that a lot of the nintendo dummies seem like (man)children.  nintendo is still the safe video game company to parents, so yeah, younger posters have been weened on video games with the gamecube or wii or ds.  neither microsoft or sony will replace them as the baby game king.
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« Reply #2711 on: May 16, 2011, 02:31:03 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=430239

shitty dev call out thread.

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« Reply #2712 on: May 16, 2011, 05:46:34 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=27842946&postcount=1457

i rest my (moronic) case

(i know i know different user and all... but ehy that actualy makes it worse!)

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=27843405&postcount=1463

alright he only played a few hours but going on a media blackout of OOT is like trying to not spoil yourself star wars,"HE'S HIS FATHER? WHY YOU TOLD ME THAT!"
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« Reply #2713 on: May 16, 2011, 08:54:20 AM »
HOLY FUCK GAME OF THE FOREVER LET NO CRITICISM FALL ON ITS GENTLE HEAD

also known as the "vociferous laudations" approach
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« Reply #2714 on: May 16, 2011, 08:56:23 AM »
hehe. the review is still the first google hit  :link
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« Reply #2716 on: May 16, 2011, 11:36:51 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=430351

God what a bunch of pansies! Oh no a bomb threat, "I know a friend who lives in London I hope he's OK". This isn't Walker Texas Ranger the IRA don't have Nuclear weapons Jesus! and its not even the RA its the RIRA and no-one gives a fuck about them.
I mean in Derry there's a controlled explosion every couple of months, none of us give a fuck more so than yeah I'm not going up that road. its the ones without the warnings or the warnings that are too short you have to watch out for.
I'm not saying it isn't dangerous, but rather the RIRA and CIRA have no support like the IRA did, they're towing a fine line with the one who do support them and a massive bombing campaign would most likely wipe them out by the communities turning on them, thats why they're so quiet.

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« Reply #2717 on: May 16, 2011, 11:56:11 AM »
Not really.  Star Wars was a major part of popular culture.  Just in its initial theatrical run in North America it was probably watched by 100 million people, let alone how many saw it on videos, then you have to take into account how many other pop culture sources made direct references to Star Wars, especially the main twist.

Ocarina of Time, on the other hand, sold 3.5 million copies in North America, maybe another million were given out as preorder incentives or pack-ins with Gamecubes, and the VC release sold at or under a million.  Let's generously say that every single physical copy of the game was passed around to at least two other people, you're still barely over 10 million people who even played it, let alone saw the whole game through.  Let's be unrealistically kind and say half of the people who played it saw it through to the end.  So about five million people?

I'd say it's very easy to not be spoiled about Ocarina.  It's so far from Star Wars in ubiquity that it's not even in the same galaxy.  Especially since what he's probably trying to avoid with his black-out isn't stuff like sound bites from the story (that stuff tends to go around fast, like "I AM YOUR FATHER", "THE CAKE IS A LIE", and "WOULD YOU KINDLY"), but stuff like what the different areas look like, what kind of items to expect, bosses, that sort of thing.  That stuff (as tragically obvious as it is because this is Zelda and it's been on rehash mode for a while) is probably easier to not be spoiled on than spoiled, even, yes, on GAF, because nobody really talks about it anymore.  The only things you're liable to run in on places like GAF are that the water temple is hard, HOLY FUCK GAME OF THE FOREVER LET NO CRITICISM FALL ON ITS GENTLE HEAD, "HEY LINK WATCH OUT LISTEN", and that there is time travel.

Sheik is well known for being featured in the Smash Bros games.  That or the final boss are probably the two biggest 'twists' in the game.

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« Reply #2718 on: May 16, 2011, 02:10:14 PM »
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« Reply #2719 on: May 16, 2011, 02:21:33 PM »
I can understand why people take their sides at times, its not an easy mentality to get out of. When family members have been killed by police forces that really weighs on people.
And its the same for when family members have been killed by Republicans, its difficult to escape that cycle, but people have been trying to.
But anyone with a bit of common sense knows that will achieve nothing anymore.
Terrorism starts by people feeling powerless and lashing out, the only way to kill it is not by fighting it but by giving these people a voice no matter whether you agree with them or not.


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« Reply #2720 on: May 16, 2011, 02:28:38 PM »
Well thanks the Experiment; now I just look crazy talking to myself, I see why you removed it though, there wasn't anyone actually supporting them there.

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« Reply #2721 on: May 16, 2011, 05:14:41 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=430366
this thread has like the lamest looking guys ever.

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« Reply #2723 on: May 16, 2011, 06:00:16 PM »
im so angry that im jerking off.


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« Reply #2724 on: May 16, 2011, 06:23:52 PM »
LA Noire was released last night on the scene, watch all the 'i managed to find it in a small shop' or 'just got my review copy' posts on neogaf

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« Reply #2725 on: May 16, 2011, 07:22:02 PM »
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« Reply #2726 on: May 16, 2011, 10:30:58 PM »
Not really.  Star Wars was a major part of popular culture.  Just in its initial theatrical run in North America it was probably watched by 100 million people, let alone how many saw it on videos, then you have to take into account how many other pop culture sources made direct references to Star Wars, especially the main twist.

Ocarina of Time, on the other hand, sold 3.5 million copies in North America, maybe another million were given out as preorder incentives or pack-ins with Gamecubes, and the VC release sold at or under a million.  Let's generously say that every single physical copy of the game was passed around to at least two other people, you're still barely over 10 million people who even played it, let alone saw the whole game through.  Let's be unrealistically kind and say half of the people who played it saw it through to the end.  So about five million people?

I'd say it's very easy to not be spoiled about Ocarina.  It's so far from Star Wars in ubiquity that it's not even in the same galaxy.  Especially since what he's probably trying to avoid with his black-out isn't stuff like sound bites from the story (that stuff tends to go around fast, like "I AM YOUR FATHER", "THE CAKE IS A LIE", and "WOULD YOU KINDLY"), but stuff like what the different areas look like, what kind of items to expect, bosses, that sort of thing.  That stuff (as tragically obvious as it is because this is Zelda and it's been on rehash mode for a while) is probably easier to not be spoiled on than spoiled, even, yes, on GAF, because nobody really talks about it anymore.  The only things you're liable to run in on places like GAF are that the water temple is hard, HOLY FUCK GAME OF THE FOREVER LET NO CRITICISM FALL ON ITS GENTLE HEAD, "HEY LINK WATCH OUT LISTEN", and that there is time travel.

Heh, I've never seen a Star Wars movie.  Not even a single second of it.  I've never watched an Indiana Jones either.  I just saw The Godfather I and II last year (so many references and TV jokes suddenly made sense).

I agree with your point.  Especially considering that more kids probably grew up playing PlayStation than Nintendo 64.  I was a N64fag and never got around to playing some of the PS One classics until almost a decade later.  It happens.
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« Reply #2727 on: May 16, 2011, 10:36:32 PM »
Not really.  Star Wars was a major part of popular culture.  Just in its initial theatrical run in North America it was probably watched by 100 million people, let alone how many saw it on videos, then you have to take into account how many other pop culture sources made direct references to Star Wars, especially the main twist.

Ocarina of Time, on the other hand, sold 3.5 million copies in North America, maybe another million were given out as preorder incentives or pack-ins with Gamecubes, and the VC release sold at or under a million.  Let's generously say that every single physical copy of the game was passed around to at least two other people, you're still barely over 10 million people who even played it, let alone saw the whole game through.  Let's be unrealistically kind and say half of the people who played it saw it through to the end.  So about five million people?

I'd say it's very easy to not be spoiled about Ocarina.  It's so far from Star Wars in ubiquity that it's not even in the same galaxy.  Especially since what he's probably trying to avoid with his black-out isn't stuff like sound bites from the story (that stuff tends to go around fast, like "I AM YOUR FATHER", "THE CAKE IS A LIE", and "WOULD YOU KINDLY"), but stuff like what the different areas look like, what kind of items to expect, bosses, that sort of thing.  That stuff (as tragically obvious as it is because this is Zelda and it's been on rehash mode for a while) is probably easier to not be spoiled on than spoiled, even, yes, on GAF, because nobody really talks about it anymore.  The only things you're liable to run in on places like GAF are that the water temple is hard, HOLY FUCK GAME OF THE FOREVER LET NO CRITICISM FALL ON ITS GENTLE HEAD, "HEY LINK WATCH OUT LISTEN", and that there is time travel.

Heh, I've never seen a Star Wars movie.  Not even a single second of it.  I've never watched an Indiana Jones either.

Rectify this.
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« Reply #2728 on: May 16, 2011, 11:06:50 PM »
Not really.  Star Wars was a major part of popular culture.  Just in its initial theatrical run in North America it was probably watched by 100 million people, let alone how many saw it on videos, then you have to take into account how many other pop culture sources made direct references to Star Wars, especially the main twist.

Ocarina of Time, on the other hand, sold 3.5 million copies in North America, maybe another million were given out as preorder incentives or pack-ins with Gamecubes, and the VC release sold at or under a million.  Let's generously say that every single physical copy of the game was passed around to at least two other people, you're still barely over 10 million people who even played it, let alone saw the whole game through.  Let's be unrealistically kind and say half of the people who played it saw it through to the end.  So about five million people?

I'd say it's very easy to not be spoiled about Ocarina.  It's so far from Star Wars in ubiquity that it's not even in the same galaxy.  Especially since what he's probably trying to avoid with his black-out isn't stuff like sound bites from the story (that stuff tends to go around fast, like "I AM YOUR FATHER", "THE CAKE IS A LIE", and "WOULD YOU KINDLY"), but stuff like what the different areas look like, what kind of items to expect, bosses, that sort of thing.  That stuff (as tragically obvious as it is because this is Zelda and it's been on rehash mode for a while) is probably easier to not be spoiled on than spoiled, even, yes, on GAF, because nobody really talks about it anymore.  The only things you're liable to run in on places like GAF are that the water temple is hard, HOLY FUCK GAME OF THE FOREVER LET NO CRITICISM FALL ON ITS GENTLE HEAD, "HEY LINK WATCH OUT LISTEN", and that there is time travel.

Heh, I've never seen a Star Wars movie.  Not even a single second of it.  I've never watched an Indiana Jones either.

Rectify this.

I don't really care to rectify it unless I have a lot of spare time and free access to these movies.  I guess my point is that there are all kinds of people that miss out on supposed major events, TV shows, or movies.  I know people my age who have never seen an episode of Seinfeld.  It blows my mind but they are out there and they're not under a rock nerds either.  Missing out on OOT is easily done.  I think the blackout idea is pretty lame but hey, it's their life.
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« Reply #2729 on: May 16, 2011, 11:25:45 PM »
I envy you. you could just pretend star wars ended after the second movie.  :'(

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« Reply #2730 on: May 16, 2011, 11:31:13 PM »
Not really.  Star Wars was a major part of popular culture.  Just in its initial theatrical run in North America it was probably watched by 100 million people, let alone how many saw it on videos, then you have to take into account how many other pop culture sources made direct references to Star Wars, especially the main twist.

Ocarina of Time, on the other hand, sold 3.5 million copies in North America, maybe another million were given out as preorder incentives or pack-ins with Gamecubes, and the VC release sold at or under a million.  Let's generously say that every single physical copy of the game was passed around to at least two other people, you're still barely over 10 million people who even played it, let alone saw the whole game through.  Let's be unrealistically kind and say half of the people who played it saw it through to the end.  So about five million people?

I'd say it's very easy to not be spoiled about Ocarina.  It's so far from Star Wars in ubiquity that it's not even in the same galaxy.  Especially since what he's probably trying to avoid with his black-out isn't stuff like sound bites from the story (that stuff tends to go around fast, like "I AM YOUR FATHER", "THE CAKE IS A LIE", and "WOULD YOU KINDLY"), but stuff like what the different areas look like, what kind of items to expect, bosses, that sort of thing.  That stuff (as tragically obvious as it is because this is Zelda and it's been on rehash mode for a while) is probably easier to not be spoiled on than spoiled, even, yes, on GAF, because nobody really talks about it anymore.  The only things you're liable to run in on places like GAF are that the water temple is hard, HOLY FUCK GAME OF THE FOREVER LET NO CRITICISM FALL ON ITS GENTLE HEAD, "HEY LINK WATCH OUT LISTEN", and that there is time travel.

Heh, I've never seen a Star Wars movie.  Not even a single second of it.  I've never watched an Indiana Jones either.

Rectify this.

I don't really care to rectify it unless I have a lot of spare time and free access to these movies.  I guess my point is that there are all kinds of people that miss out on supposed major events, TV shows, or movies.  I know people my age who have never seen an episode of Seinfeld.  It blows my mind but they are out there and they're not under a rock nerds either.  Missing out on OOT is easily done.  I think the blackout idea is pretty lame but hey, it's their life.

I'm not saying you should watch them because they're major events, I'm saying you should watch them because they're great movie. At least watch Indiana Jones 1 and 3, geez.
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« Reply #2731 on: May 17, 2011, 01:35:22 AM »
Not really.  Star Wars was a major part of popular culture.  Just in its initial theatrical run in North America it was probably watched by 100 million people, let alone how many saw it on videos, then you have to take into account how many other pop culture sources made direct references to Star Wars, especially the main twist.

Ocarina of Time, on the other hand, sold 3.5 million copies in North America, maybe another million were given out as preorder incentives or pack-ins with Gamecubes, and the VC release sold at or under a million.  Let's generously say that every single physical copy of the game was passed around to at least two other people, you're still barely over 10 million people who even played it, let alone saw the whole game through.  Let's be unrealistically kind and say half of the people who played it saw it through to the end.  So about five million people?

I'd say it's very easy to not be spoiled about Ocarina.  It's so far from Star Wars in ubiquity that it's not even in the same galaxy.  Especially since what he's probably trying to avoid with his black-out isn't stuff like sound bites from the story (that stuff tends to go around fast, like "I AM YOUR FATHER", "THE CAKE IS A LIE", and "WOULD YOU KINDLY"), but stuff like what the different areas look like, what kind of items to expect, bosses, that sort of thing.  That stuff (as tragically obvious as it is because this is Zelda and it's been on rehash mode for a while) is probably easier to not be spoiled on than spoiled, even, yes, on GAF, because nobody really talks about it anymore.  The only things you're liable to run in on places like GAF are that the water temple is hard, HOLY FUCK GAME OF THE FOREVER LET NO CRITICISM FALL ON ITS GENTLE HEAD, "HEY LINK WATCH OUT LISTEN", and that there is time travel.

Heh, I've never seen a Star Wars movie.  Not even a single second of it.  I've never watched an Indiana Jones either.  I just saw The Godfather I and II last year (so many references and TV jokes suddenly made sense).

I agree with your point.  Especially considering that more kids probably grew up playing PlayStation than Nintendo 64.  I was a N64fag and never got around to playing some of the PS One classics until almost a decade later.  It happens.

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Holy shit, dude. I thought I was the only one that never saw those movies either! *high five*


I think I still got ya beat tho. I hadn't seen any of the Lord of the Rings movies  until just last week, and even then, it was half of the Two Towers. Also never saw any of the Matrixes, No Country for Old Men, Avatar, Titanic, Spiderman 3,  any Tarantino movie that wasn't Pulp Fiction or kill Bill, and a shitload of others.

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« Reply #2732 on: May 17, 2011, 01:52:12 AM »
Watch the entire Star Wars original trilogy and Indiana Jones 1-3 NOW.
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« Reply #2733 on: May 17, 2011, 02:07:08 AM »
I mean, I love hating on popular movies (Lord of the Rings films are fucking GARBAGE), but having not seen a Star Wars film is pretty ridiculous. The original trilogy is fucking fantastic.
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« Reply #2734 on: May 17, 2011, 01:45:53 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=430478

i like how the conclusion of this thread isn't "maybe nintendo needs to make some new IP" but it's "MARIO NEEDS A GRITTY REBOOT!"

you know what i'm just gonna assume this whole thread is just one big joke just based on all the "OMG NO!" replies

actualy reading it it's a kinda weird thread were everybody acts like a prick and then cracks joke about what count as MATOOR,basicaly the forum equivalent of this
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« Reply #2735 on: May 17, 2011, 02:30:20 PM »
"I want Nintendo to stop making kiddie games and cater to me, AN ADULT."

Or maybe just not play Nintendo games anymore? I don't know.
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« Reply #2736 on: May 17, 2011, 02:59:06 PM »
"I want Nintendo to stop making kiddie games and cater to me, AN ADULT."

Or maybe just not play Nintendo games anymore? I don't know.

If you're an adult and incapable of appreciating something that doesn't have blood and guts in it, maybe you aren't as mature as you think are.
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« Reply #2737 on: May 17, 2011, 03:10:38 PM »
"I want Nintendo to stop making kiddie games and cater to me, AN ADULT."

Or maybe just not play Nintendo games anymore? I don't know.

If you're an adult and incapable of appreciating something that doesn't have blood and guts in it, maybe you aren't as mature as you think are.

That's sort of implied by the emphasis on "AN ADULT". But, also, it's kind of pointless to make the assertion in the first place. Nintendo makes the kind of games that Nintendo makes, ie the kind that appeal to a very broad range. It's like complaining that Disney doesn't make an animated movie like Akira. They won't, because it isn't what they do.

Either you can appreciate what Nintendo DOES or you can look elsewhere for what they DON'T.
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« Reply #2738 on: May 17, 2011, 03:13:32 PM »
I don't even see Mario as "kiddie". If you find everything harmless and fun as kiddie, you must be real fun to hang out with. Family friendly != kiddie

Muppets = family friendly
Blues Clues = kiddie
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« Reply #2739 on: May 17, 2011, 03:18:29 PM »
I want a gritty blues clues.
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« Reply #2740 on: May 17, 2011, 03:19:21 PM »
I remember hearing that guy steve was a porn star as a kid.
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« Reply #2741 on: May 17, 2011, 03:22:11 PM »
Steve and Joe should fight to the death. Winner stays on as host.
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« Reply #2742 on: May 17, 2011, 03:28:40 PM »
I don't even see Mario as "kiddie".

And you shouldn't, but some people do. It's a game with wide appeal and bright colors, which, on GAF, often equates to "for kids". Just look at the OP, that dude wants dark visuals, realistically proportioned characters, and violence and he's sporting a God of War avatar. Do you honestly think he wouldn't view Mario as "kiddy"?
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« Reply #2743 on: May 17, 2011, 03:29:18 PM »
portal = kiddy
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« Reply #2744 on: May 17, 2011, 03:29:58 PM »
As far as the Nintendo thread I would argue its more about people changing and not wanting to accept that change. Nintendo has a perfectly fine business model. In what world is it necessary that you own every single console out there. I've also probably reached the point where owning a Nintendo console or handheld isn't something I'm really interested in. If there were no other choices out there for me that would be an issue I guess, but that isn't the case and there are lots of other choices out there. If you still like Nintendo and what they do then buy their consoles.

I guess I just feel the issue is that people change. But companies don't have to unless suddenly there isn't a market that once existed. This isn't a diss at Nintendo or even agreeing 100% with the idea that Nintendo is kiddy but if there is new generation coming along every 5 or 6 years getting introduced to Pokemon, why would Nintendo change. They always have a stable market of new people enter their demo along with the mix of nostalgia geeks, families, and those gamers who genuinely like what they do. I think maybe you could have had this argument a few years ago when Nintendo was going through their Gamecube phase of trying to figure out exactly who they are but that question for the moment seems to have been solved.  
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« Reply #2745 on: May 17, 2011, 03:31:01 PM »
portal = kiddy

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Edit: Nintendo's filling a niche. Wanting them to leave that niche and imitate all these others companies is absurd. It's like wishing that all companies made JRPGs or 2D shooters just because you happen to like that genre the most.
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« Reply #2746 on: May 17, 2011, 04:49:17 PM »
Because he's black, that's why.
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« Reply #2747 on: May 17, 2011, 05:35:47 PM »
Nintendo has a reliable business model with their existing IPs.  Their predictability is their success factor.  It's why millions of people always get the new Mario, Zelda, Mario Kart, etc.  The further Nintendo strays from that model, the worse their entries do.  I do think that Nintendo should introduce some new IPs but it makes less than zero sense to release a gritty Mario reboot.  If Nintendo wants a mature platformer, they can start a new IP, and market the hell out of it.

Not that Nintendo would ever listen to these people anyway, fortunately.  Nintards would buy a shovel load of dog shit as long as it had the Nintendo brand on there with a kooky yet sanitized background story featuring Shigeru Miyamoto.

Not really.  Star Wars was a major part of popular culture.  Just in its initial theatrical run in North America it was probably watched by 100 million people, let alone how many saw it on videos, then you have to take into account how many other pop culture sources made direct references to Star Wars, especially the main twist.

Ocarina of Time, on the other hand, sold 3.5 million copies in North America, maybe another million were given out as preorder incentives or pack-ins with Gamecubes, and the VC release sold at or under a million.  Let's generously say that every single physical copy of the game was passed around to at least two other people, you're still barely over 10 million people who even played it, let alone saw the whole game through.  Let's be unrealistically kind and say half of the people who played it saw it through to the end.  So about five million people?

I'd say it's very easy to not be spoiled about Ocarina.  It's so far from Star Wars in ubiquity that it's not even in the same galaxy.  Especially since what he's probably trying to avoid with his black-out isn't stuff like sound bites from the story (that stuff tends to go around fast, like "I AM YOUR FATHER", "THE CAKE IS A LIE", and "WOULD YOU KINDLY"), but stuff like what the different areas look like, what kind of items to expect, bosses, that sort of thing.  That stuff (as tragically obvious as it is because this is Zelda and it's been on rehash mode for a while) is probably easier to not be spoiled on than spoiled, even, yes, on GAF, because nobody really talks about it anymore.  The only things you're liable to run in on places like GAF are that the water temple is hard, HOLY FUCK GAME OF THE FOREVER LET NO CRITICISM FALL ON ITS GENTLE HEAD, "HEY LINK WATCH OUT LISTEN", and that there is time travel.

Heh, I've never seen a Star Wars movie.  Not even a single second of it.  I've never watched an Indiana Jones either.  I just saw The Godfather I and II last year (so many references and TV jokes suddenly made sense).

I agree with your point.  Especially considering that more kids probably grew up playing PlayStation than Nintendo 64.  I was a N64fag and never got around to playing some of the PS One classics until almost a decade later.  It happens.

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Holy shit, dude. I thought I was the only one that never saw those movies either! *high five*


I think I still got ya beat tho. I hadn't seen any of the Lord of the Rings movies  until just last week, and even then, it was half of the Two Towers. Also never saw any of the Matrixes, No Country for Old Men, Avatar, Titanic, Spiderman 3,  any Tarantino movie that wasn't Pulp Fiction or kill Bill, and a shitload of others.

I have yet to see an LOTR movie except for five minutes or so of The Two Towers and that was because our booze supply in college just got the DVD and wanted to watch it before going out to get it.  I've never seen Star Trek (any movie or TV show), Monty Python, Spiderman 3, X-Men 3, etc.  I never really cared for science fiction (not that all of the big movies I have not seen are science fiction) and again, being near dirt floor poor meant that there wasn't an option to watching these movies in a theater or on VHS.
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« Reply #2748 on: May 17, 2011, 05:42:58 PM »
- Haven't seen any of the Star Wars movies either, except for the first half of EP 1 which I'm trying to forget.
- Haven't seen any of the classic Indiana Jones movies, only the recent mediocre movie and still regret it.

Whatever, whatever, I do what I want.

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« Reply #2749 on: May 17, 2011, 06:19:26 PM »
- Haven't seen any of the Star Wars movies either, except for the first half of EP 1 which I'm trying to forget.
- Haven't seen any of the classic Indiana Jones movies, only the recent mediocre movie and still regret it.

Why would you do that to yourself?  :-\
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« Reply #2750 on: May 17, 2011, 06:31:03 PM »
actualy i haven't watched a full indiana jones or star wars movie either :-[
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« Reply #2751 on: May 17, 2011, 06:31:27 PM »
at least give the movies a shot.
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« Reply #2752 on: May 17, 2011, 06:33:38 PM »
- Haven't seen any of the Star Wars movies either, except for the first half of EP 1 which I'm trying to forget.
- Haven't seen any of the classic Indiana Jones movies, only the recent mediocre movie and still regret it.

Why would you do that to yourself?  :-\

India didn't care back then, and doesn't care still. Blame geography.

I can definitely see how it would be impossible to avoid them had I been a US citizen, though.
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« Reply #2753 on: May 17, 2011, 07:28:47 PM »
- Haven't seen any of the Star Wars movies either, except for the first half of EP 1 which I'm trying to forget.
- Haven't seen any of the classic Indiana Jones movies, only the recent mediocre movie and still regret it.

Why would you do that to yourself?  :-\

India didn't care back then, and doesn't care still. Blame geography.

I can definitely see how it would be impossible to avoid them had I been a US citizen, though.

No, I mean watching the Ep1 and the new Indiana Jones, especially when you haven't seen the old ones.
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« Reply #2754 on: May 17, 2011, 07:52:41 PM »
I wanted to see "what the fuss was all about" and thought, at the time, that both would be indicative of the quality of their respective series. What can I say, I was a victim of the pre-release hype machine, promises of living up to the predecessors, and early positive reviews.
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« Reply #2755 on: May 17, 2011, 08:06:25 PM »
I wanted to see "what the fuss was all about" and thought, at the time, that both would be indicative of the quality of their respective series.

:fbm Sorry for your pain Shah, now make like the wind and watch the original trilogy + og Indiana Jones.

Heh, I've never seen a Star Wars movie.  Not even a single second of it.  I've never watched an Indiana Jones either.  I just saw The Godfather I and II last year (so many references and TV jokes suddenly made sense).

 :o

Holy shit, dude. I thought I was the only one that never saw those movies either! *high five*


I think I still got ya beat tho. I hadn't seen any of the Lord of the Rings movies  until just last week, and even then, it was half of the Two Towers. Also never saw any of the Matrixes, No Country for Old Men, Avatar, Titanic, Spiderman 3,  any Tarantino movie that wasn't Pulp Fiction or kill Bill, and a shitload of others.

I have yet to see an LOTR movie except for five minutes or so of The Two Towers and that was because our booze supply in college just got the DVD and wanted to watch it before going out to get it.  I've never seen Star Trek (any movie or TV show), Monty Python, Spiderman 3, X-Men 3, etc.  I never really cared for science fiction (not that all of the big movies I have not seen are science fiction) and again, being near dirt floor poor meant that there wasn't an option to watching these movies in a theater or on VHS.

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« Reply #2756 on: May 17, 2011, 08:12:26 PM »
Just do yourselves a service, ignore hype, and just watch some good movies. No matter what they're "rated" as, the original Star Wars and Indiana Jones trilogies are VERY good movies. Even Temple of Doom! The LOTR trilogy are good as well.

These movies are far from crap. Of course, you're all well past the prime age for the Star Wars movies, but considering how they took the world by storm in the 70's and 80's I'm pretty positive a SW virgin could just as easily appreciate the original trilogy.

In today's world of the internet there is no excuse. Just watch them.
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« Reply #2757 on: May 17, 2011, 08:32:30 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=430300

this thread is bananas

guy seems like a dick. i'm sure he'd be a lot of "fun" in real social situations.

This guy just wants attention, mostly on GAF.  He was expecting a flood of "you go girl!" posts while he probably fabricates altercations about how hard it was to denounce religion. 

Coming from a dude who turned from catholic to atheism in a midwestern state, nobody really gave much of a fuck...at all when they heard about it.  Poor dude will find out that nobody will give a shit about him giving up judaism, which is precisely the opposite effect that he wants.  So he's either going to have to throw it in their faces as much as possible to get some backlash or he will do the time tested tradition of making shit up.

So yeah, he's probably a dick.

So an American is not interested in a non American perspective, oh and he's most likely a liar. Classic.

It's an anomaly for what is essentially a western country to still have such intense ties between religion and state. He made a thread about it, OMG WHAT A CRY FOR ATTENTION.

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Only a very small percent (I'm not sure if it's actually 1%) are officially marked as "atheist" or "non-religious" by the state of Israel. They're unable to marry, can't be buried in most cemeteries etc.

That's some fucked up shit
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« Reply #2758 on: May 17, 2011, 08:34:45 PM »
If you risk all of that just because of a label, why bother denouncing religion to begin with? Atheist is just a word. If you can't marry because you're labeled as atheist, hold your views but announce them.

Fight the good fight in a religious state, brother...over...words. Yeah.

Either that or move.
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« Reply #2759 on: May 17, 2011, 08:47:18 PM »
Yeah just take it like a man Himu.

A label is important if it means you become a second class citizen because of it. If you see the wrong but don't do anything to change it, you're a part of the problem.
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