The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[Oblivion]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=491498&page=45

I was just fucking around when I made that thread. WHY IS IT 45 PAGES AND STILL GOING? 

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=491498&page=45

I was just fucking around when I made that thread. WHY IS IT 45 PAGES AND STILL GOING? 

Don't start what you can't finish

[Oblivion]

 :'(

[fistfulofmetal]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=493462

Dennis GOING IN HARD on Devo. shit is fun to watch

[Sman]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=493462

Dennis GOING IN HARD on Devo. shit is fun to watch

Not hard enough, but his effort is appreciated.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I don't really understand it.  The internet is full of porn and chicks who will show off their asses in stretch pants without having to take their pictures unsolicited in public.

But this is the kind of stuff that Redditards and /b/tards partake in.  Coincidentally*, these are pretty much the only places that GAF can get new members from.  Those people who are taking pictures of a girl's ass waiting in line for fast food are going to be future GAF members.  Be proud, EviLore.

[Momo]

Oh wow, Devo went back to the "my gender" thing

[brob]

I really dislike those sort of candid pictures. people upload them to porn sites, with the fierceness of a fucking tsunami, and make searching out actual porn pictures a god damned hassle.

[Steve Contra]

If you take creeper pictures of women in public you are  creepy and a loser.  If you think this sort of thing is ok, the same applies.

[Shaka Khan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=493462

Dennis GOING IN HARD on Devo. shit is fun to watch

I don't think there's anyone with thread-posting privileges more naive than Sentry. His writing style about social issues is cringe worthy.

[brawndolicious]

Who's Dennis?

Edit: He crazy.

[BlackMage]

god damn Devo is so fucking annoying. I just want to vomit all over her flat chest.

[BlackMage]

fuck dis bitch just brings out the worst in me.

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=493462

Dennis GOING IN HARD on Devo. shit is fun to watch

I don't think there's anyone with thread-posting privileges more naive than Sentry. His writing style about social issues are cringing.

did you see the 'talks like he's white' comment? was awesome

[archnemesis]

Dennis doesn't support it and he stated that explicitly in the thread.

"And to make clear, I don't think snapping pictures counts as 'attention'. I am sure getting your picture taking without consent would be undesired by most no matter who snaps them."

[ToxicAdam]

Olimario was an internet pioneer.

[Shadow Mod]

Yeah, I made that post after reading his initial post, where it sounded like he was supporting it.

He's still a piece of shit, though.

I can understand his call-out on devo, but pretty much everything else he said was dead wrong.  And I'm not sure he should be calling devo out for shenanigans when he's pretty much Cancer Prime on the gaming side.

I don't even read his shit on gaming side. What's that all about.

Olimario was an internet pioneer.

You're already getting shit for your post from gaffers about that trimester comment hehehe.

[Shaka Khan]

I can understand his call-out on devo, but pretty much everything else he said was dead wrong.  And I'm not sure he should be calling devo out for shenanigans when he's pretty much Cancer Prime on the gaming side.

This is so true it hurts.

[ToxicAdam]

You're already getting shit for your post from gaffers about that trimester comment hehehe.

My favorite posts are when I can say something politically correct and follow it up with something diametrically awful. It confuses the hell out of people.

[Phoenix Dark]

Oli will still be discussed in 10 years. I can't think of any other poster who can claim that mantle

[Owl-faced Wizard]

Why the fuck don't they ban pramath?  He is currently the worst poster on gaming side and that is really saying something considering all the shitwits that are making the place no longer worth browsing.  Making him a junior only seems to have made him shittier.  Please, please, please do something about him gaf mods who are reading this.

Also:  Figboy and Loudninja are viral marketers.  It's both obvious and easy to confirm with a simple google search on both of them - especially loudninja, who is particularly shameless (he's even named after the viral company).  When did the policy change regarding this stuff?

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

If that is his picture in the avatar, Dennis looks like a heroin addict.

[king of the internet]

Also:  Figboy and Loudninja are viral marketers.  It's both obvious and easy to confirm with a simple google search on both of them - especially loudninja, who is particularly shameless (he's even named after the viral company).  When did the policy change regarding this stuff?

I don't know who Figboy is but Loudninja has to be a Sony PR bot, I don't want to believe someone could be that dedicated to shilling without getting paid for it. His thread history is basically just the PSN Blog reposted. It's shameless.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/search.php?searchid=457452 (I know most of you are banned and can't see this, but fuck off I don't care)

[Owl-faced Wizard]

Figboy79.  Another Sony drone.
He was outed after one post/thread on penny arcade and that was the last one despite not being banned:

http://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/32759/do-any-of-you-even-like-the-ps3

A quick perusal of his history and general meek-and-mild have-you-heard-the-good-news-about-sony style makes it ludicrously impausible that he's not getting paid for this.

Loudninja works for Loud Ninja Marketing.  Two bit operation, does miscellaneous gruntwork/viral.  His name is Jason.  On his blog he says BlackAce is his friend, so maybe that's why he's still around, but that could just be more bullshit.

I'm not stalking these guys, this is just half an hour of playing google detective.

[Fifstar]

Also:  Figboy and Loudninja are viral marketers.  It's both obvious and easy to confirm with a simple google search on both of them - especially loudninja, who is particularly shameless (he's even named after the viral company).  When did the policy change regarding this stuff?

I don't know who Figboy is but Loudninja has to be a Sony PR bot, I don't want to believe someone could be that dedicated to shilling without getting paid for it. His thread history is basically just the PSN Blog reposted. It's shameless.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/search.php?searchid=457452 (I know most of you are banned and can't see this, but fuck off I don't care)

Says no matches and I'm not banned.

[Broseidon]

Search links only work for the person who made the search, AFAIK. Something to do with cookies I heard.

[Cascade]

Figboy79.  Another Sony drone.
He was outed after one post/thread on penny arcade and that was the last one despite not being banned:

http://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/32759/do-any-of-you-even-like-the-ps3

A quick perusal of his history and general meek-and-mild have-you-heard-the-good-news-about-sony style makes it ludicrously impausible that he's not getting paid for this.

Loudninja works for Loud Ninja Marketing.  Two bit operation, does miscellaneous gruntwork/viral.  His name is Jason.  On his blog he says BlackAce is his friend, so maybe that's why he's still around, but that could just be more bullshit.

I'm not stalking these guys, this is just half an hour of playing google detective.

Wow. I thought LoudNinja was just a dedicated Sony fanboy, had no idea he was a paid astroturfer. There's no way the mods can't ban him after you exposed him like this, let's hope someone brings this stuff to their attention. Hopefully Kabouter will read this. I can't believe he didn't at least change his name to one not associated with his shilling business.

[king of the internet]

Search links only work for the person who made the search, AFAIK. Something to do with cookies I heard.

Oh, well it was his thread history, which is almost entirely Playstation threads aside from just a few exceptions. It's pretty gross.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/member.php?u=24699

[Huff]

Figboy79.  Another Sony drone.


Loudninja works for Loud Ninja Marketing.  Two bit operation, does miscellaneous gruntwork/viral.  His name is Jason.  On his blog he says BlackAce is his friend, so maybe that's why he's still around, but that could just be more bullshit.

I'm not stalking these guys, this is just half an hour of playing google detective.

After doing a quick scan, there is no way sony (or anyone) is paying for his/their help. the website is a total joke

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Hopefully those viral marketers got some kind of compensation.  During the days of hardcore sfaggotry (2005-2008), there were a lot of gaffers doing that shit for free.

[Takao]

i hate online gaming, with a passion...

this game has converted me.

i was in the Beta (i didn't actually think i'd get in, so i signed up for it anyway, just because, "well, why not?"), and the game went from a "rental" to a day 1 purchase. i was bummed when they took out the single player, but now, i honestly can't see what i'd do all by my lonesome.

me and my roommate played the hell out of it earlier today, and i had to force myself to stop when my fiance got home from work.

this game is so sweet it'll rot your teeth.

i think all PS3 owners that are simply looking for a good time will dig this game.

i mean, i don't normally like online gaming, and i'm definitely not a big fan of flight combat, but hot damn, this game is awesome! i don't think i'll mind the two week wait for Heavenly Sword at all.

http://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/comment/2757434/#Comment_2757434



LoudNinja being viral marketing is like the least surprising thing ever. Dude posts like every single PlayStation Blog post within minutes, even if it's for shit like Wonderbook that no one on GAF cares about. His prowess has even caught the eye of a couple of members who've called him such because of how comprehensive his coverage of the blog is. Worse off he acts offended when obvious joke posts about him being a shill are brought up. You have to be a shill to think having both Nega Cole and non-nega Cole in Sony Smash Bros is okay.

[Purple Filth]

Dude was still defending Fuse so 


And having the 2 Coles as separate characters makes no sense. Why didn't they make him as a alternate? Either you make the choice at the character select screen or during gameplay like Sheik/Zelda

[Takao]

Hey pramath has been banned.

Hopefully forever.

[Cascade]

Hey pramath has been banned.

Hopefully forever.

Does he have a twitter account? I want to see if he'll meltdown as hard as Snesfreak did.

[nudemacusers]

Hey pramath has been banned.

Hopefully forever.

Does he have a twitter account? I want to see if he'll meltdown as hard as Snesfreak did.

Considering his junior meltdown, I don't think there is any doubt.

[parallax]

Hey pramath has been banned.

Hopefully forever.

Did he get axed in that sega/vita thread?

[DCharlieJP]

either that or shitting up every thread with more talk about WiiU

that "what will happen if PS4/X720 -are- a big jump" thread devolved into fucking Gamecube tech demo discussion. #facepalm

I ended up ranting - to my shame. I've just had it with fucking WiiU talk in -every fucking thread-.

[Shadow Mod]

I haven't even been paying attention to the WiiU. It just depresses me when I think about how it's 2012 and that's what Nintendo has to offer.

[DCharlieJP]

This post from Fancy Corndog sums up entirely how i feel about the whole thing :

When this happens the usual suspects will just blow it off and continue to talk about how technological advancement is somehow killing the industry and that for some reason you can't fit gameplay into a game with all those graphics.

Also, hardware does not make games more expensive, software development does. Ironically, better hardware means it's actually easier to develop software. The thing that happens is developers choose to continue growing and pushing the limits of this new hardware, and that is what becomes expensive. Nintendo stopped doing this, and I guess some people are just defending it so hard that they now want to argue that everyone else do the same.

I was worried after the success of the Wii that this is exactly what would happen, but thankfully it seems like innovation (in software development, not in console design) has proven to have longer legs. Nintendo has very cleverly carved out a very safe niche for itself, but I will not agree with people who propose that the entire industry should recoil into a corner and stop chasing the frontier. Nintendo has its market, and you shouldn't have to spend so much time defending what that means actually to you as a 'gamer' in the long run. I'm looking forward to seeing Zelda in HD, but I'm not going to actively support the fact that it's only just now happening. If that's the way it has to be for Nintendo, then so be it - I'm just not going to try to spin it into something that's praiseworthy.

I haven't even been paying attention to the WiiU. It just depresses me when I think about how it's 2012 and that's what Nintendo has to offer.

well, once X720/PS4 comes out we'll get a good 5-6 years of disinterest in the performance of the platform until Nintendo green lights it around 2020 -then- it'll be awesome (and whatever X1080 and PS5 are will be "too expensive!" "not needed" "only graphics no gameplay!")

[Takao]

I'm going to be shocked if there's a console industry to speak of in 2020.

I dunno. I think us first worldies will have our cloud based gaming machines of zee future, but because of places with worse internet I suspect there will probably be an incredibly small niche still existing.

[Momo]

I'm going to be shocked if there's a console industry to speak of in 2020.

You're a convergence theorist? (I am too)

[Verdigris Murder]

If you take creeper pictures of women in public you are  creepy and a loser.  If you think this sort of thing is ok, the same apples.

I have actually improved your post. By taking away, and yet giving also.

[Verdigris Murder]

Top the pages bitch.

[Verdigris Murder]

I actually just opened up this page to see if your reply was to my searing intellect-explode post. Because I'm actually petty and vain.

But your comment about traditional game development model leaves me puzzled.......

Was there ever such a thing? The gentle masturbators, coded in the 1980's, soft folded spent semen into waiting pillow clefts.

1990s: whatever

2000AD: Cliff Nazinski and MS being utter cunts.

Tbh, I became bored. Started strong, finished weak, which is what I tell all the lady inmates at my sex-dungeon.

[Purple Filth]

Hey pramath has been banned.

Hopefully forever.

FUCKING FINALLY.

[archie4208]

I'm going to be shocked if there's a console industry to speak of in 2020.

You're a convergence theorist? (I am too)

I don't know what will happen, but the traditional game development model doesn't have long left.

All hail your mobie/F2P/indie overlords.

[Shuri]

Did I read this right earlier this week in the transgendered thread on gaf; Lexi went to Thailand (!!) to get metal plates (!!!) inserted into her face for cosmetic reasons by a doc over there. Another gaffer who obviously knew whats up and worked in the plastic surgery industry tried to tell him it was an insane idea to get this kind of work done over there by the entire gang turned against him for daring to question Lexi.

[Phoenix Dark]

Did I read this right earlier this week in the transgendered thread on gaf; Lexi went to Thailand (!!) to get metal plates (!!!) inserted into her face for cosmetic reasons by a doc over there. Another gaffer who obviously knew whats up and worked in the plastic surgery industry tried to tell him it was an insane idea to get this kind of work done over there by the entire gang turned against him for daring to question Lexi.

hold on, I need to find that thread. Holy fuck, seriously?

[Great Rumbler]

I'm going to be shocked if there's a console industry to speak of in 2020.

You're a convergence theorist? (I am too)

One Steam future.

[etiolate]

How come so many people love DBZ? Please explain. I've never seen a more boring kids show.

[Himu]

How come so many people love DBZ? Please explain. I've never seen a more boring kids show.

Fast paced-action when the pacing wasn't bad, memorable characters, fun fights and scenarios.

[parallax]

Did I read this right earlier this week in the transgendered thread on gaf; Lexi went to Thailand (!!) to get metal plates (!!!) inserted into her face for cosmetic reasons by a doc over there. Another gaffer who obviously knew whats up and worked in the plastic surgery industry tried to tell him it was an insane idea to get this kind of work done over there by the entire gang turned against him for daring to question Lexi.

What are metal plates supposed to do?

[Himu]

Lexi got facial feminization surgery (ffs). Again, Shuri comes as a dweeb. I haven't read the gaf trans thread but she made a thread on a trans community site to tell the news. Of course I didn't post it in here because it's none of my business.

[Shuri]

Did I read this right earlier this week in the transgendered thread on gaf; Lexi went to Thailand (!!) to get metal plates (!!!) inserted into her face for cosmetic reasons by a doc over there. Another gaffer who obviously knew whats up and worked in the plastic surgery industry tried to tell him it was an insane idea to get this kind of work done over there by the entire gang turned against him for daring to question Lexi.

hold on, I need to find that thread. Holy fuck, seriously?

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=42417500&postcount=6135

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=42479726&postcount=6160 for the guy warning lexi

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=42492795&postcount=6170 the guy is warning lexi

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=42504501&postcount=6174 lexi refuses to listen

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=42547947&postcount=6178 'hey man stop with the facts'

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=388670&page=124 then the entire thread gangs up on him

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=42662646&postcount=6226 lexi posts that she is out of the hospital in bandages and that she will be spend the next two weeks recovering IN HER HOTEL ROOM (wtf)

[Himu]

Oh no, a doctor is reshaping some of Lexi's facial structure to be more feminine so she's less likely to be murdered for having a "male nose". Better sound the bigot alarms.

[Broseidon]

Did I read this right earlier this week in the transgendered thread on gaf; Lexi went to Thailand (!!) to get metal plates (!!!) inserted into her face for cosmetic reasons by a doc over there. Another gaffer who obviously knew whats up and worked in the plastic surgery industry tried to tell him it was an insane idea to get this kind of work done over there by the entire gang turned against him for daring to question Lexi.

hold on, I need to find that thread. Holy fuck, seriously?

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=42417500&postcount=6135

what the fuck.. i can't find the posts by the other guy. WHAT IS THIS?!

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=42548884&postcount=6200

[Shuri]

When I read the thread earlier this week, lexi had only mentionned the platinium plate. The nose thing was revealed in the last page of the thread. I don't keep up with every thread, all the time.

edit: my wtf was mostly about going to a 3rd world country to get surgery done, not at the whole trans issue.

[Himu]

I haven't read the thread, so I know nothing of the nose, but it's just a logical assumption on my part because FFS basically changes the structure of the face from masculine to feminine.

[etiolate]

such a nose never held sarah jessica parker back

[Himu]

You mean the woman guys label as "horse face"?