The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Do you think there are any fit people who support the ethical treatment of the obese? Because I can't help assume anyone who complains about that stuff is at least two-fifty plus.

i don't even know what the goal of "ethical treatment of the obese" is.  no more fat jokes?  protected class under the constitution?  no more remarks about what they could do to lose weight? 

9/10 times, it's lifestyle, dietary, and exercise related.  i.e. a problem a lot of people bring on themselves.   Even a low metabolism can be managed with diet and exercise, so that you don't look large, round, and unhealthy.   

Then, since they know they don't have a rare glandular problem, they cite other treatable things like depression. 

i think these people are seeing a lot of awareness being raised about race, sexuality, etc. and they're saying...."I want a piece of that pie"    They must think every "unique" subset of humans is unconditionally entitled to protected class status.

this would be like me complaining about being addicted to cigarettes, but instead of changing myself, i lash out at those who criticize me for it.

I agree.

Having been a former fatass, I have to say that most of the excuses people make being fat are bullshit.

I don't believe in "obese acceptance" because it's rewarding poor decisions that have a definite adverse impact on society.

[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=44205534

CODA? PC people have an acronym/excuse for everything. Jesus Christ.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Butthurt Culture

[Momo]

Cascade, never post that image again unless it is in a pm to demi.

mods help

I was joking Cascade

[Atramental]

edit: nah.

[Verdigris Murder]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=44205534

CODA? PC people have an acronym/excuse for everything. Jesus Christ.

Imagine the japery if the acronym was actually CUNT.

[Mr. Gundam]

The divide between people on the Exact English and ASL sides is frightening.

[thisismyusername]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=44205534

CODA? PC people have an acronym/excuse for everything. Jesus Christ.

Er-That isn't exactly an obscure reference/"Politically Correct" acronym. ...Okay, it kinda is a "Politically Correct" thing but it is used in the Deaf community as a designation.

Also that video is just poor in general since 1) the child is a self-serving bitch that feels bad about having a "deaf" dad and 2) where the fuck is her mother? You'd think her mom (and her dad) would've made her comfortable with having a deaf dad. But no, we need fake drama and "kids are mean and I can't understand my dad so I'm going to slit my wrists" to sell insurance. There has to be a better/less forced drama story than this and I say that as someone that works with deaf people.

The divide between people on the Exact English and ASL sides is frightening.

Hah. You haven't seen anything until you've gotten into "what is proper signing"/Pidgin Signed English vs American Sign Language with a hearing person being the self-righteous idiot because they go to Gallaudet so they must know the proper signing grammar/syntax over someone that deals with both sides daily.

Even ignoring the exact situation in the video, the base issue setting exists in the real world. For example, we used to/still get it a lot in the US when it comes to gay/lesbian teens. They get bullied by kids at school incessantly, their parents don't/won't understand (or the kid thinks they can't tell them) and it pushes the kid to the point where they commit suicide. So the girl in the video isn't a douchebag or spoiled at all. I mean seriously, she's the target of lots of bullying and seems to have a single parent she can't communicate with as well as she wants.

Edited to revise my knee-jerk in contemplating the video/situation but it's still poor "DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA" for the sake of selling insurance that could've been better done.

[StealthFan]

didnt read

[Van Cruncheon]

Do you think there are any fit people who support the ethical treatment of the obese? Because I can't help assume anyone who complains about that stuff is at least two-fifty plus.

i don't see any point in bringing it up with fat folks. it's not like they're unaware of their fatassedness, and any passive-aggressive facile observations ("hey, you'd feel better if you had a salad") or outright scorn aren't gonna change either jack or shit, so unless they come to ME and ask "why the fuck can't i walk fifty meters without wheezing violently, h'derp" i'mma keep my opinion to myself.

i do my role by not bringing shit foods to work or gethering, or providing shit foods in general. on the other hand, i don't take their weight/health into consideration when planning events or get-togethers -- if we do something physical (lol), they exclude themselves; i'm not gonna hold back everyone else's fun because they're unhealthy. that said, i see no reason to shit on them verbally or emotionally. it won't make them healthy. it just makes me more of a sanctimonious asshole, and i already have enough self-righteousness to pass around.

and *if* y'all gave as much of a shit about "society's well-being" as you do about reminding some fat schlub that he/she is fat and that being unhealthy is "bad for us all," we'd live in one FUCK AMAZING WORLD. the fat folks are here, they're fat, and they'll only correct their ways when the incentive isn't delivered by a sanctimonious internet prick carrying around just as much emotional baggage even if it isn't in his/her giant ass.

so yeah, i'm fit, and i support the ethical treatment of the "obese," if by "ethical treatment" you mean "shut my fucking mouth about it because i don't particularly care what their weight is any more than i care about any other personal characteristic that doesn't DIRECTLY impact me in some demonstrable way."

if you shit on fat folks, it's largely because you're an insecure prat, a self-loathing former fatty with an axe to grind, a health cultist, or a general idle internet sociopath, because WHO THE FUCK CARES. if they aren't stealing the donuts straight from your mouth, then let them explore their own unhealthy misery in peace -- and maybe, just maybe, when the hysterical voices die down, they can focus on what they ACTUALLY want out of life, which probably isn't being grossly overweight.

[cool breeze]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=3816579

[Verdigris Murder]

There does need to be more ethical treatment of the obese.

Not just the other day a neighbour of mine (who's a fireman) told me about his having to rescue a fat girl who was stuck up a tree. "And it used to be just cats" are the words he actually said to me.

[headwalk]

i feel more comfortable around fat people. they make my 80% aspartame bloodstream and wiry frame look like a legitimate life choice.

it's those water evangelists who get my goat revving. you leave my calorie free slow poisoning alone and i won't say shit about your beats headphones.

(when i say comfortable, i don't mean it literally. atleast not in the summer.)

[lennedsay]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=3816579

Don't believe his lies.

[Van Cruncheon]

There does need to be more ethical treatment of the obese.

Not just the other day a neighbour of mine (who's a fireman) told me about his having to rescue a fat girl who was stuck up a tree. "And it used to be just cats" are the words he actually said to me.

[Verdigris Murder]

I actually said that.

[king of the internet]

Do you think there are any fit people who support the ethical treatment of the obese? Because I can't help assume anyone who complains about that stuff is at least two-fifty plus.

i don't see any point in bringing it up with fat folks. it's not like they're unaware of their fatassedness, and any passive-aggressive facile observations ("hey, you'd feel better if you had a salad") or outright scorn aren't gonna change either jack or shit, so unless they come to ME and ask "why the fuck can't i walk fifty meters without wheezing violently, h'derp" i'mma keep my opinion to myself.

i do my role by not bringing shit foods to work or gethering, or providing shit foods in general. on the other hand, i don't take their weight/health into consideration when planning events or get-togethers -- if we do something physical (lol), they exclude themselves; i'm not gonna hold back everyone else's fun because they're unhealthy. that said, i see no reason to shit on them verbally or emotionally. it won't make them healthy. it just makes me more of a sanctimonious asshole, and i already have enough self-righteousness to pass around.

and *if* y'all gave as much of a shit about "society's well-being" as you do about reminding some fat schlub that he/she is fat and that being unhealthy is "bad for us all," we'd live in one FUCK AMAZING WORLD. the fat folks are here, they're fat, and they'll only correct their ways when the incentive isn't delivered by a sanctimonious internet prick carrying around just as much emotional baggage even if it isn't in his/her giant ass.

so yeah, i'm fit, and i support the ethical treatment of the "obese," if by "ethical treatment" you mean "shut my fucking mouth about it because i don't particularly care what their weight is any more than i care about any other personal characteristic that doesn't DIRECTLY impact me in some demonstrable way."

if you shit on fat folks, it's largely because you're an insecure prat, a self-loathing former fatty with an axe to grind, a health cultist, or a general idle internet sociopath, because WHO THE FUCK CARES. if they aren't stealing the donuts straight from your mouth, then let them explore their own unhealthy misery in peace -- and maybe, just maybe, when the hysterical voices die down, they can focus on what they ACTUALLY want out of life, which probably isn't being grossly overweight.

In my defense, I wouldn't say anything derogatory to a fat person in real life, I just talk shit about them behind their backs on the internet. 

[headwalk]

In my defense, I wouldn't say anything derogatory to a fat person in real life, I just talk shit about them behind their backs on the internet.

you can safely talk behind their backs in the real world too. it's not like they're gonna work up a sweat turning around.

[Don Flamenco]

yeah, i don't know anyone who comments directly at a fat person.  I've also never heard a fat person demand fair and equal treatment in real life.   A few girlfriends ago, I had a fatty and I thought I might get some insight into the fat person's mindset but I mostly found she was depressed all the time and that I couldn't really freely discuss food (and that's when I realized I talk about food quite a bit.)  People just voice everything under the sun on the internet and everyone else has a right to comment on it, defend it, shit on it, etc.

[cool breeze]

what would you do?

[Diunx]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=3816579

I remember that thread

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=3816579

I remember that thread

MAF is banned, but EGM92 is still free to post.  GAF

[fistfulofmetal]

sometimes i accidentally click on the POPGAF thread instead of the Wrestling thread and as I scroll through I just get more and more confused.

i don't understand the constant repeated gifs. gifs that aren't even in context to the post. just being posted over and over.

[Eel O'Brian]

that dude's face appears to be bright purple from the exertion of pushing his tits together, the shock led me to comment

otherwise, i don't really care, fats can keep on fattin'

except for that one superfat guy who loudly lectured me in public about smoking that time, he can eat a bucket of kentucky-fried dicks

[lennedsay]

yeah, i don't know anyone who comments directly at a fat person.  I've also never heard a fat person demand fair and equal treatment in real life.   A few girlfriends ago, I had a fatty and I thought I might get some insight into the fat person's mindset but I mostly found she was depressed all the time and that I couldn't really freely discuss food (and that's when I realized I talk about food quite a bit.)  People just voice everything under the sun on the internet and everyone else has a right to comment on it, defend it, shit on it, etc.

There's a lady at work who says ignorant shit to another girl I work with who is overweight. Who fucking does that? And at work?

"You're going to eat ANOTHER doughnut?"

Hey Bag 'o Bones, mind your own damn business.

[Broseidon]

lols Wrath I came here to tell you I spotted your alt 

[Van Cruncheon]

hey, i have no problem bagging on people for being fat or otherwise on the internet, we're all cheerful sociopaths here

we're also gleefully racist and misogynistic, to boot

however, don't let's pretend that we have some moral high ground with fatties, either

[brawndolicious]

There should be a study done on how self-righteous a person is relative to their center of gravity.

[Phoenix Dark]

Personally I think Monique and other overweight black celebs do the community a disservice by pretending like being overweight has no ramifications. I think overweight people should certainly feel good about themselves, I don't think they should be made fun of...but they shouldn't be told that being unhealthy is a good thing.

Obesity, diabetes, and lactose intolerance are some of the biggest obstacles to black excellence.

[brawndolicious]

But lactose intolerance is based on genetics, are you saying they should cut dairy from their diet?

[Phoenix Dark]

Lactose intolerance can also be caused by people not drinking milk for prolonged periods of time, at least in the black community; dunno how it works with other people. Lactose intolerance also has no impact on a person's ability to eat ice cream. Crazy

[Broseidon]

No need to be snarky  :'(

[Broseidon]

[headwalk]

I think overweight people should certainly feel good about themselves

not all of them.

[Shadow Mod]

Meh, arab threads have been bothering me a lot. People who don't know what the fuck they are talking about and the few that are from those areas post their views and opinions and act like it reflects all arabs.

Best not look too much into it, I guess I'll just go back to my heavy metal.

More perspective on those kinds of things is nice though. I appreciated you telling me what's up with Saudi Arabia outside of what's projected by us and conservative Saudi stuff.

[Shaka Khan]

Do you think there are any fit people who support the ethical treatment of the obese? Because I can't help assume anyone who complains about that stuff is at least two-fifty plus.

i don't see any point in bringing it up with fat folks. it's not like they're unaware of their fatassedness, and any passive-aggressive facile observations ("hey, you'd feel better if you had a salad") or outright scorn aren't gonna change either jack or shit, so unless they come to ME and ask "why the fuck can't i walk fifty meters without wheezing violently, h'derp" i'mma keep my opinion to myself.

i do my role by not bringing shit foods to work or gethering, or providing shit foods in general. on the other hand, i don't take their weight/health into consideration when planning events or get-togethers -- if we do something physical (lol), they exclude themselves; i'm not gonna hold back everyone else's fun because they're unhealthy. that said, i see no reason to shit on them verbally or emotionally. it won't make them healthy. it just makes me more of a sanctimonious asshole, and i already have enough self-righteousness to pass around.

and *if* y'all gave as much of a shit about "society's well-being" as you do about reminding some fat schlub that he/she is fat and that being unhealthy is "bad for us all," we'd live in one FUCK AMAZING WORLD. the fat folks are here, they're fat, and they'll only correct their ways when the incentive isn't delivered by a sanctimonious internet prick carrying around just as much emotional baggage even if it isn't in his/her giant ass.

so yeah, i'm fit, and i support the ethical treatment of the "obese," if by "ethical treatment" you mean "shut my fucking mouth about it because i don't particularly care what their weight is any more than i care about any other personal characteristic that doesn't DIRECTLY impact me in some demonstrable way."

if you shit on fat folks, it's largely because you're an insecure prat, a self-loathing former fatty with an axe to grind, a health cultist, or a general idle internet sociopath, because WHO THE FUCK CARES. if they aren't stealing the donuts straight from your mouth, then let them explore their own unhealthy misery in peace -- and maybe, just maybe, when the hysterical voices die down, they can focus on what they ACTUALLY want out of life, which probably isn't being grossly overweight.

[Phoenix Dark]

I think overweight people should certainly feel good about themselves

not all of them.

[headwalk]

I think overweight people should certainly feel good about themselves

not all of them.

(Image removed from quote.)

i mean like, hermann goering. i don't look the least bit like hermann goering.

i wish i could afford to dress that well.

[StealthFan]

creepy gaf is glorious. i fucking love all those bitches in those shows. that human sack of degraded shit gfex keeps ruining the thread tho. didnt that cock-on-tonsils loving fagola disown BORE after his return to GAF?

[Shadow Mod]

Meh, arab threads have been bothering me a lot. People who don't know what the fuck they are talking about and the few that are from those areas post their views and opinions and act like it reflects all arabs.

Best not look too much into it, I guess I'll just go back to my heavy metal.

More perspective on those kinds of things is nice though. I appreciated you telling me what's up with Saudi Arabia outside of what's projected by us and conservative Saudi stuff.

Only reason why I do it, honestly.

I wish I had more international friends. Like I met a dude from Israel the other night and it was interesting as fuck to hear about his mandatory years in the army. Dude got to fly choppers.

[Momo]

creepy gaf is glorious. i fucking love all those bitches in those shows. that human sack of degraded shit gfex keeps ruining the thread tho. didnt that cock-on-tonsils loving fagola disown BORE after his return to GAF?

Do you have a dictionary for insults or do you just pull them from your mind in the moment?

[DCharlieJP]

creepy gaf is glorious. i fucking love all those bitches in those shows. that human sack of degraded shit gfex keeps ruining the thread tho. didnt that cock-on-tonsils loving fagola disown BORE after his return to GAF?

Do you have a dictionary for insults or do you just pull them from your mind in the moment?

if you don't use this - you are a wank hangover

http://www.profanisaurusapp.com/

[DCharlieJP]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=499354&page=4

i have been really obsessed with thoughts similar to this recently - top and bottom of it is you can reduce the universe to fluctuations in waveforms similar to 0 and 1s - whether that means that we are a simulation or not is only part of the question i've been pondering but ultimately we are all just universe particle constructed data arranged in a certain configuration - eventually we die and we reconfigure, and rearrange, over and over, eventually we'll be consumed by the sun, then consumed by a blackhole, as the universe heads towards the big freeze.

The big freeze being that the array is empty - with all the data extracted via blackholes - perhaps to new singularities where the extracted data elements are spat back out into a new universe... over and over again , bubble universing continuously with no end.

or something.

it has also lead me to thing : if we are all just data and processes - how do we hack the system?

alternatively - life is simply bourne of repeating patterns and random mutation - we maybe nothing like the "master" universe - this maybe one of trillions of running simulations and where we are just one of maybe a handful of experiments where life has evolved as it has. We might be some physicists proof that complex life can evolve from patterns and randomness over trillions of years.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

creepy gaf is glorious. i fucking love all those bitches in those shows. that human sack of degraded shit gfex keeps ruining the thread tho. didnt that cock-on-tonsils loving fagola disown BORE after his return to GAF?

Yep.  Then when he gets banned again, he'll come back on here like nothing happened.

[Don Flamenco]

creepy gaf is glorious. i fucking love all those bitches in those shows. that human sack of degraded shit gfex keeps ruining the thread tho. didnt that cock-on-tonsils loving fagola disown BORE after his return to GAF?

CreepyGAF is BestGAF. Victoria Justice

i hear reddit is more open to pedos

[tiesto]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=499354&page=4

i have been really obsessed with thoughts similar to this recently - top and bottom of it is you can reduce the universe to fluctuations in waveforms similar to 0 and 1s - whether that means that we are a simulation or not is only part of the question i've been pondering but ultimately we are all just universe particle constructed data arranged in a certain configuration - eventually we die and we reconfigure, and rearrange, over and over, eventually we'll be consumed by the sun, then consumed by a blackhole, as the universe heads towards the big freeze.

The big freeze being that the array is empty - with all the data extracted via blackholes - perhaps to new singularities where the extracted data elements are spat back out into a new universe... over and over again , bubble universing continuously with no end.

or something.

it has also lead me to thing : if we are all just data and processes - how do we hack the system?

alternatively - life is simply bourne of repeating patterns and random mutation - we maybe nothing like the "master" universe - this maybe one of trillions of running simulations and where we are just one of maybe a handful of experiments where life has evolved as it has. We might be some physicists proof that complex life can evolve from patterns and randomness over trillions of years.

Sounds like someone was playing too much

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Xenoblade

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this weekend

[ToxicAdam]

I think I could watch Wreck-it Ralph 100 times and not come to this conclusion:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44257332&postcount=845

"Why don't the kids get in my van when I ask them?"

[Steve Youngblood]

I think I could watch Wreck-it Ralph 100 times and not come to this conclusion:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44257332&postcount=845

"Why don't the kids get in my van when I ask them?"

I think I kind of understand what he's getting at, but it seems to misunderstand that the concept of the Gentle Giant is hardly unique to Wreck-It-Ralph. Mind you, I haven't seen it yet, so maybe John C. Reilly's "Ralph" is rather unique in this regard?

[Great Rumbler]

Wreck-It-Ralph is just ripping off My Giant.

[Timedog]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44259899&postcount=12

What is this and how come he posted it in the thread twice in 10 minutes?

[Brehvolution]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44262209&postcount=17

[parallax]

creepy gaf is glorious. i fucking love all those bitches in those shows. that human sack of degraded shit gfex keeps ruining the thread tho. didnt that cock-on-tonsils loving fagola disown BORE after his return to GAF?

is there anyone you dont hate?

[StealthFan]

creepy gaf is glorious. i fucking love all those bitches in those shows. that human sack of degraded shit gfex keeps ruining the thread tho. didnt that cock-on-tonsils loving fagola disown BORE after his return to GAF?

Do you have a dictionary for insults or do you just pull them from your mind in the moment?

At the moment.

I'm not a pedophile, as 16 year olds are legal in almost everywhere but the US. I can look all I want. Deal with it.

creepy gaf is glorious. i fucking love all those bitches in those shows. that human sack of degraded shit gfex keeps ruining the thread tho. didnt that cock-on-tonsils loving fagola disown BORE after his return to GAF?

is there anyone you dont hate?

I don't hate anyone on the internet, brah. I'm keeping in the spirit of what this thread should be about. I only mildly dislike everyone I talk shit about here. It's nothing personal at all.

[StealthFan]

So does anyone think blame space will return in December. I guess I'm putting a little too much faith in humanity in thinking he might have decided to put his awful schtick behind him and not return.

[Broseidon]

I hope he stays away. He wont though 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

So does anyone think blame space will return in December. I guess I'm putting a little too much faith in humanity in thinking he might have decided to put his awful schtick behind him and not return.

No way, he's counting down the days until his unbanning.  He'll be posting his unfunny one liner shitposts within minutes of his ban being lifted.

I think I could watch Wreck-it Ralph 100 times and not come to this conclusion:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44257332&postcount=845

"Why don't the kids get in my van when I ask them?"

These people freak me out.  Makes me think they're projecting because I've never encountered this in real life at all.  Maybe if gaffers took a shower and looked presentable, they wouldn't have little kids scared of them.

[Broseidon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=44269254&posted=1#post44269254

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please dont start talking about bronies or furries or whatever please

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[Great Rumbler]

These people freak me out.  Makes me think they're projecting because I've never encountered this in real life at all.  Maybe if gaffers took a shower and looked presentable, they wouldn't have little kids scared of them.

"It's so sad that kids are afraid of overweight, smelly man-children with unkempt neckbeards and unhealthy obsessions with children's entertainment and the underage girls on Disney programs!"

[parallax]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=44269254&posted=1#post44269254

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please dont start talking about bronies or furries or whatever please

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oh shit cheez. please tell me thats true.

[Don Flamenco]

Of all the travesties and social crimes committed on neogaf, none top this: 
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=499542&page=2

a ninja gaiden 3 defense force