The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[Steve Contra]

Most people tend to go with the opposing console when one dies out.  Like if your Xbox dies out you buy a ps3 or if a ps3 dies out you buy an Xbox.  Though you hear about people on thier 7th xbox etc.

7 XBoxes

[nudemacusers]

hah, I did exactly that. bought a launch 360 with a friend (dumb in retrospect but whatever). died on us, he bought me out of the replacement since I was moving. Didn't get a ps3 until a couple years later.

[Broseidon]

I think you're imagining things, bro. That never happened now let's talk about something else eh?

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

You guys remember when Ami was in rehab for an afternoon, cured, and home in time to talk about the Wii U? Good times.

And by "was in rehab" you meant "logged off and lurked"

[Joe Molotov]

You guys remember when Ami was in rehab for an afternoon, cured, and home in time to talk about the Wii U? Good times.

And by "was in rehab" you meant "logged off and lurked"

And by "logged off and lurked" you meant "OD'd on Heroin and passed out for a few hours".

[Broseidon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=513386

cc Devo

Told you he was an autist.

[hampster]

Most people tend to go with the opposing console when one dies out.  Like if your Xbox dies out you buy a ps3 or if a ps3 dies out you buy an Xbox.  Though you hear about people on thier 7th xbox etc.

My PS3 died and I bought a Wii U

[Broseidon]

25, or so he says.

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=513386

cc Devo

Told you he was an autist.

Time to read. Also I thought Ami was going to go to rehab and get a cert before he started posting on gaf again.

[Shadow Mod]

lol also what's with gaf who doesn't drink shitting up every thread about it, who cares if you don't. It seems like one of those things people only mention as if to feel good about their choices.

[Atramental]

"I don't drink."
"Oh... Okay? Fuck off then."

Fuck those people.

edit: Especially if they're not religious. I can get it if you're not drinking for religious reasons but if you don't drink because it makes you feel "superior" to your fellow primates that like to have a good time... well you can go fuck yourself.

edit: But then again, there are religious people like McLaren777... fuck his kind too.

[nudemacusers]

I miss mclaren... wherever did he go?

[Shadow Mod]

Some of these people in the thread, "it tastes bad." What are you 12? Invest in some good shit, stop drinking cheap shit or mix a good margarita. Also RM88 sure is annoying to boot.

[Atramental]

I miss mclaren... wherever did he go?

Dunno.

I think Bish perma'd him in a thread dealing with gay marriage. Can't remember which one though.

[Mr. Gundam]

I miss mclaren... wherever did he go?

Hang around outside Mars Hill Church, I'm sure you'll spot him eventually.

[Mr. Gundam]

lol also what's with gaf who doesn't drink shitting up every thread about it, who cares if you don't. It seems like one of those things people only mention as if to feel good about their choices.

Strangely enough, they stay out of the beer thread.

[king of the internet]

Some of these people in the thread, "it tastes bad." What are you 12? Invest in some good shit, stop drinking cheap shit or mix a good margarita. Also RM88 sure is annoying to boot.

It does say a lot about them. I get that many alcoholic beverages are an acquired taste, and that some people will never enjoy certain types of drinks. I wouldn't force it on anyone.

But when someone claims that all booze tastes like "shit" I can't help but assume they're some soda chugging shut-in with the taste pallet of a preteen or a boring prude who thinks one sip will turn them into a disease riddled vagrant. Not only does alcohol make you feel good, but it often tastes amazing too! It's pretty much the best thing ever.  You might just have to take a few steps out of your comfort zone and try something unfamiliar to find the right drink for you.

[Don Flamenco]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=513386

cc Devo

Told you he was an autist.

holy fuck

I got drunk like that when I was 15 because I was fucking stupid. 

[Atramental]

Dark beers.

[FStop7]

New console season is the gift that keeps on giving.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47725087&postcount=463

[Shadow Mod]

Some of these people in the thread, "it tastes bad." What are you 12? Invest in some good shit, stop drinking cheap shit or mix a good margarita. Also RM88 sure is annoying to boot.

It does say a lot about them. I get that many alcoholic beverages are an acquired taste, and that some people will never enjoy certain types of drinks. I wouldn't force it on anyone.

But when someone claims that all booze tastes like "shit" I can't help but assume they're some soda chugging shut-in with the taste pallet of a preteen or a boring prude who thinks one sip will turn them into a disease riddled vagrant. Not only does alcohol make you feel good, but it often tastes amazing too! It's pretty much the best thing ever.  You might just have to take a few steps out of your comfort zone and try something unfamiliar to find the right drink for you.

It's definitely the latter paragraph but everyone wants to come off like an expert even when they haven't gone past the kiddy side of the pool.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47728050&postcount=291

[Shadow Mod]

This kid

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47730554&postcount=352

 

[tiesto]

Can't remember the last time I got drunk, I just enjoy alcohol (specifically: beer and wine) for the taste.

[Shadow Mod]

Try this video game. OKAY.

Try this beverage that's been cultivated over centuries and is a big part of several shared experiences over different cultures. WHY.

Fuck.

[Mr. Gundam]

Can't remember the last time I got drunk, I just enjoy alcohol (specifically: beer and wine) for the taste.

Yeah, I don't particularly enjoy getting drunk.

I do love beer, though.

[StealthFan]

25? How the fuck do you pop your drunk cherry at 25? I was a fucking loser growing up and even I got shitfaced for the first time at 14. My God that shit was glorious.

[parallax]

25? How the fuck do you pop your drunk cherry at 25? I was a fucking loser growing up and even I got shitfaced for the first time at 14. My God that shit was glorious.

Never been shitfaced. Hopefully never will

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

25? How the fuck do you pop your drunk cherry at 25? I was a fucking loser growing up and even I got shitfaced for the first time at 14. My God that shit was glorious.

Most likely scenario is that he only left the house when he needed to (school, work).

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I got shitfaced when I was 17.  I was drunk a few times before but this was the first throw up-pass out drunk.

I had such a bad hangover that I had to call in sick at work the next day.  My parents were pissed off because they knew what was up

These days if I do drink, I drink wine.  I can barely even tolerate beer these days.

[Shadow Mod]

Shitfaced hasn't actually happened to me although I've gotten sick enough to vomit. Never passed out though. My stomach would kick in well before that.

[nudemacusers]

That thread is strange. I don't care if people drink or not (my wife rarely does), but some of the weird hesitations/analytical attitudes are just... It's not like you're dropping a thumbprint of acid people. Just drink a single solitary beer or a mimosa ffs. I promise nobody will die.

[thisismyusername]

25? How the fuck do you pop your drunk cherry at 25? I was a fucking loser growing up and even I got shitfaced for the first time at 14. My God that shit was glorious.

Never been shitfaced. Hopefully never will

There's nothing like being shitfaced, you have to try it. You're like high as a kite and simply don't give a fuck what you say. Of course, in my case my head was ringing something fierce and I had the most laughable reflexes ever.

Somehow I didn't get a bad hangover (if I got one, I don't really remember) the next day. Probably because after getting shitfaced and knowing I was shitfaced I started to down water like it was going out of style.

[fistfulofmetal]

i'm 24. never have a drop of alcohol.

[Atramental]

i'm 24. never have a drop of alcohol.

I bet you're real proud of yourself.

Before you leave your mortal shell at least have something. Hell, have a girly drink.

[fistfulofmetal]

why?

[Atramental]

why?

YOLO

[fistfulofmetal]

seems like a bad reason

[nudemacusers]

why?

You certainly don't have to, but it feels good man. Just don't be one of those weird people who is afraid of going out of control or some ridiculousness.

[Atramental]

Or maybe your alter ego could spring out whilst inebriated and you'd have flat chested women crawling all over you because your alter ego is such a stud.

edit: fucking phone. screwing up my words.

[Don Flamenco]

it feels good and is fun

but weed is better by a jillion...feeling-wise and health-wise

[brawndolicious]

I can respect abstaining from experimenting with fun things because your family has a lot of alcoholics or teen pregnancies or something but usually the real reason is just (mostly) fear. I used to be straight edge for the first couple years of high school because I just hated the idea of doing something because everybody else did.

However, I then realized how valuable it would be to know what exactly it does to you physically and therefore understand a little more about human culture.

[Atramental]

I still haven't smoked any weed....

Need to fix that.

Maybe I can get some at that party I'm going to Saturday. I know a girl that could hook me up.

[fistfulofmetal]

doesn't seem like a worthwhile activity.

[nudemacusers]

it feels good and is fun

but weed is better by a jillion...feeling-wise and health-wise

Ah weed... So happy to be a Washington resident.

[Broseidon]

Fistful doesnt drink booze himself, he just uses it in his Jesus juice.

[fistfulofmetal]

i'm not very social outside of work so the benefits of alcohol are worthless to me.

[fistfulofmetal]

my entire goal in life is to make enough money so i will never have to leave my house. or figure out a way to make it so i can work from home.

[Atramental]

Eh. I guess some people choose the hermit life or the hermit life chooses them.

It's not my cup of tea though. 3 years alone was enough for me to make serious changes in my life.

[Momo]

lol fistful, don't let these plebs lie to you, alcohol tastes terrible (with few exceptions, red wine and port for me). I used to drink socially in my late teens and early twenties, but since I've become a glass of wine with food guy and only really occasionally. Am going to be trying some pumpkin ale soon though

[ToxicAdam]

I still haven't smoked any weed....

Need to fix that.

Maybe I can get some at that party I'm going to Saturday. I know a girl that could hook me up.

If you do get high, don't make the rookie mistake of taking a bunch of hits, waiting 10 minutes and not feeling the effect , then smoking a bunch more. Give it a good 30 minutes to work through your body.

Also, don't let people peer pressure you into smoking more than you want to. There's always one asshole in a group.

[Atramental]

Gotcha. Thanks for the tips.

[Huff]

Nothing like a good blackout. Anyone up for a little game of ruffie roulette?

[nudemacusers]

I still haven't smoked any weed....

Need to fix that.

Maybe I can get some at that party I'm going to Saturday. I know a girl that could hook me up.

If you do get high, don't make the rookie mistake of taking a bunch of hits, waiting 10 minutes and not feeling the effect , then smoking a bunch more. Give it a good 30 minutes to work through your body.

Also, don't let people peer pressure you into smoking more than you want to. There's always one asshole in a group.

Yeah there is always one dude who wants to load you up with kief hits.

[Momo]

kief

woah, thought this was an exclusively south african white male thing

[Trurl]

At most drinking is fun for about 15 minutes, after that you realize that you drank too much.  As an adult it's best to really lower your expectations of what alcohol can do.  It's exciting when you're an inexperienced kid and there's an illicit nature to it, but otherwise it's best used with intention of just unwinding a little. 

Going your whole life without listening to music after smoking marijuana seems like a bit of a loss, though.  I'd also recommend that people try LSD at least once before they die.  I did it once and the experience was significant. 

[nudemacusers]

kief

woah, thought this was an exclusively south african white male thing

A lot of people have grinders. I never thought of it as rare at all.

[Shadow Mod]

I can respect abstaining from experimenting with fun things because your family has a lot of alcoholics or teen pregnancies or something but usually the real reason is just (mostly) fear. I used to be straight edge for the first couple years of high school because I just hated the idea of doing something because everybody else did.

However, I then realized how valuable it would be to know what exactly it does to you physically and therefore understand a little more about human culture.

My dad was an alcoholic, when I was younger I stayed far and away from alcohol and he could tell the reason was his history. One night he just said "don't limit your experiences because I couldn't control myself." And that was that.

[Barry Egan]

I wish I had never tried LSD. It left me with panic attacks for about eight months.

i would do mush with you bro.  we could watch avatar.

[Barry Egan]

That movie has lost its luster for me. Down for T2 or Aliens though.

you'd want to watch those movies on psychedelics?  no wonder you had a panic attack. 

[parallax]

it feels good and is fun

but weed is better by a jillion...feeling-wise and health-wise

Its been years since ive sparked up. The last time I can remember I was playing madworld, watching my cousins freak out over it, and eating sweet chili doritos..

I need to try pad Thai while lit....