The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[thisismyusername]

Demi you approved my account, it's Eggman, you're supposed to keep denying my accounts for everyone to laugh. Ban me please.

Did you really get banned over posting a picture of your penis? if so, do it again please. Let's see if it explains a few things.

I've seen it, it kinda looked like a shriveled, unpeeled potato.

Yes, but Shaka and I are fegs. We want to see it so we can make catty comments, gurl.

Joe's is much more better looking.

Now this is where we ask Joe to prove it, huh?

GAF takin' a dump for me.

It ain't just you. It's been down for like an hour now. I dunno what the hell is up there.

[parallax]

i wonder what these lags mean for the lore asian tour

[benjipwns]

Must be on your guys end, GAF is now running on a 24-core 360kb Processor, with 128GB RAM, 8 cylinders, NetBurst Hyperthreading, Dual-Gigabyte LAN, front LEDs and full whimsy support so it can't be on that end.

[Momo]

ShockingAlberto is a cool dude, it seems like people only throw rocks at him cause he likes Nintendo when he isn't exactly a blind nintard.

He's one of the most obvious nintards on the board, which I have no problem with I get along fine with Andrex after all. It's the fact that he tries to hide all his crap behind a false veneer of reasonability that annoys me, since I no longer have the displeasure of having to post with and call him out, I'll throw rocks from the side thank you very much

False veneers of reason are rife on GAF. I don't know what it is about strict forum moderation, but it actually seems to cultivate an intellectual dishonesty whereby people coat their simpleton drive-by sentiments in a shiny façade of bullshit. We get it, you think <x,y,z> product sucks, you never say a positive word about anything related to <x,y,z> company, and you never miss an opportunity to revel in schadenfreude. I know what these people are going to say before they say it, its an absolute fucking waste of everybody's time. I want to headbutt my desk every time I accidentally read a post from one of these blathering shit merchants.

Sony equivalents are probably Dantis, hoodoo, viewtifulJC, zomgwtfbbq, pie and beans, smokydave - even some people I know to be multiplat like dark10x etc. They're not all cunts, but they all feign impartiality when in fact they're as much a gobshite as anyone else. I don't really notice too many of the xboxen fans these days, is cyberheater still worthy of that tag? Either way, xbots are totally drowned out by all the horrible text-noise being dribbled and meatpawed onto innocent keyboards by everyone else.

Oh and this:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47771906&postcount=103

I’m certainly not the best thread creator ever, but this place is no gamefaqs.

It is. It is gamefaqs. In fact, whenever people like Brera post, its probably 200% worse than gamefaqs.

The arrogant reverence people have for their-own-particular-videogame-forum-on-the-Internet is fucking staggering.

This post.

[pilonv1]

Must be on your guys end, GAF is now running on a 24-core 360kb Processor, with 128GB RAM, 8 cylinders, NetBurst Hyperthreading, Dual-Gigabyte LAN, front LEDs and full whimsy support so it can't be on that end.

I'm sure it will certainly handle Wednesday's event.

[Timedog]

After examining the raw data, I'm about 5-10% sure that Nvidiot_Whore tried hax on GAF after getting permed, and now the site is down. Given how absolutely sure I am about this I'm going to spread rumors about it on this board.

[Timedog]

Why am I not a regular member or senior member? Fuck that shit make me a fucking god.

Also, does Andrex work for google?

[MIMIC]

What the fudge is going on with GAF? It's not loading and when it does, I get a yellow background.

[Timedog]

Tell Andrex to use his google feelers to diagnose/fix GAF, and also to tell me any new developments on their encryption-breaking efforts.

[Atramental]

edit: I wonder if that new UI update is being implemented.

[brawndolicious]

UI update for the regular site or mobile? It's been months since I've logged into the desktop site.

[Purple Filth]

GAF dead again?

[Shadow Mod]

GAF dead again?

It assploded.

[Shadow Mod]

I don't get the pretending to be an insider thing but I know that's not just a vidya phenomenon.

[benjipwns]

Some of the more reasonable Nintendo and PC people slowly going nuts over the last 18 months or so has really brought things down a notch.

[Steve Youngblood]

I don't get the pretending to be an insider thing but I know that's not just a vidya phenomenon.

It's kind of weird to me thinking about the kind of effort that goes into acquiring small scraps of information and proceeding to act like someone really in the know, but I get it. If you're perceived to have information that the masses don't, it gives you both attention and an aura of respectability. This is because an enthusiast community is all about digging into the minutiae of the stuff most people don't care about, and this particular community is absolutely starved for specific information that we don't have access to.

It's one thing to try and be an astute observer of news and have a broad understanding of what's going on behind the scenes, but if you're having silly debate #10432285, you have to defer to the person who actually has data and real sources to support their claim. People want to be right on the internet, and the key to being right is having more information than the other person.

This would all be a thing of the past in Andrex's no NDA utopia.

[benjipwns]

One advantage the internet provides is that you don't know if the person truly is an insider just from the username/avatar/etc.

And when you want to believe what they're saying is true...

It's like when I give my daily briefing to the President. You should have seen how much he loved all those Kaz gifs.

[Shadow Mod]

the worst is that you know there are *real* insiders around just rolling their fucking eyes, but they can't say anything because being a *real* insider means you can't go blabbing secrets to every random acebandage that walks in.  the sheer frustration they must feel trying to be part of a community that's proven itself stupid on that level.

I bet the worst part is when they have to do a bit of crowd control because enough people think something is true but basically have to be within a certain framework of shit they're allowed to say. I don't really envy that position.

[benjipwns]

Don't apply for any job titled "Community Manager."

[Shadow Mod]

Don't apply for any job titled "Community Manager."

Glancing at some thread linked to Halo Waypoint every couple of months was as close as I came to seeing the official forums for a game and that was pretty shit. I can't imagine handling those stupid fucks as a job.

[benjipwns]

Nowdays you basically have to do twitter and facebook and stuff too.

It is, or at least has been, a fairly good stepping stone to producer roles at some places though. If you show you can handle those people then world/oyster.

[Don Flamenco]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=513676

neat

[pilonv1]

the worst is that you know there are *real* insiders around just rolling their fucking eyes, but they can't say anything because being a *real* insider means you can't go blabbing secrets to every random acebandage that walks in.  the sheer frustration they must feel trying to be part of a community that's proven itself stupid on that level.

I bet the worst part is when they have to do a bit of crowd control because enough people think something is true but basically have to be within a certain framework of shit they're allowed to say. I don't really envy that position.

If they know what they're doing, the best thing to do is say nothing.

[Sman]

How much did The Bore give to Seth C for his grand tour of the country?

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=513676

neat

Oh, Ambiguous Cad...

I think Bro liked him. I wonder if he still likes him now.

How much did The Bore give to Seth C for his grand tour of the country?

$0.00. He fulfilled his brothers dying wish of doing it once. No need to continue doing it. Why he is, I'll never know.

[Joe Molotov]

How much did The Bore give to Seth C for his grand tour of the country?

Is that still going on?

[Broseidon]

Why does GAF always go down when you guys try and link something interesting in here

[Broseidon]

oh, now it works 

He shouldn't have been banned. In IRC he's always disappearing without notice. Or, knowing him, was typing up some bigass post.

[brob]

isn't cad married (and texan)?

[Broseidon]

No, and yes.

[Sman]

How much did The Bore give to Seth C for his grand tour of the country?

Is that still going on?

He hasn't asked for Evilore to remove the topic (a la Kagari). All the donation links are there, he still has money left from the first fundraiser (how hard can it really be to go to 50 restaurants/bars and give tips?) but now he wants to raise more money to fund his trip and for extra tip money.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=513480&highlight=

[Flannel Boy]

How much did The Bore give to Seth C for his grand tour of the country?

Is that still going on?

He hasn't asked for Evilore to remove the topic (a la Kagari). All the donation links are there, he still has money left from the first fundraiser (how hard can it really be to go to 50 restaurants/bars and give tips?) but now he wants to raise more money to fund his trip and for extra tip money.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=513480&highlight=

Before my sister passed away, her last request was that I visit the most expensive brothels in every major European city. To honor her memory, I want to give at least one wad in every whore-house, but an average of 2 in each. I've erected an Indiegogo campaign hoping to raise the money to pay for that sex trip, and I'd love your support.

[Himu]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=513676

[Himu]

Makes a post about selling body. People expect to go in a thread like that with a substantial post. It's a one liner. Doesn't show up the ENTIRE rest of the page. More than likely did it for attention than giving an informative post.

Hope it's a perm. You sure are good at making e-friends with terrible posters Cheezmo.

[headwalk]

How much did The Bore give to Seth C for his grand tour of the country?

Is that still going on?

He hasn't asked for Evilore to remove the topic (a la Kagari). All the donation links are there, he still has money left from the first fundraiser (how hard can it really be to go to 50 restaurants/bars and give tips?) but now he wants to raise more money to fund his trip and for extra tip money.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=513480&highlight=

Before my sister passed away, her last request was that I visit the most expensive brothels in every major European city. To honor her memory, I want to give at least one wad in every whore-house, but an average of 2 in each. I've erected an Indiegogo campaign hoping to raise the money to pay for that sex trip, and I'd love your support.

before my great uncle passed away, he dreamt of a europe cleansed of the great jewish bolshevik menace. to honor his memory, i want to field an army capable of annexing the continent and operating systematic mass murder on an industrial scale. the logistics are quite complex so please give all you can afford and upvote the reddit thread for my kickstarter before your people's bloodline is forever stained.

[Himu]

I can't hate on threedeafmutes or whatever after that thread

eat shit cheezmo

[thisismyusername]

eat shit cheezmo

Knowing Ambiguous Cad and Cheez, Cheez would probably love to eat Cad's poop to show his love.

[Broseidon]

eat shit cheezmo

Knowing Ambiguous Cad and Cheez, Cheez would probably love to eat Cad's poop to show his love.

nothx

[Broseidon]

lols I just asked him why he didn't respond and he says he went to bed

[Himu]

[Broseidon]

Oh, apparently he sucked some dude's dick for 100bux. Meh.

[Himu]

[Shadow Mod]

Oh, apparently he sucked some dude's dick for 100bux. Meh.

So it was going to be a boring thread even if he wasn't banned. *yawn*

[thisismyusername]

Oh, apparently he sucked some dude's dick for 100bux. Meh.

That's "sucking dick for money." "Selling my body," is anal and drugs, Cad. 

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=513753

 

[TakingBackSunday]

its just a fucking blowjob, too

[brob]

100 for a blowjob is pretty nice. five blowjobs a month and I could almost cover my rent.

[Broseidon]

I think GAF just added a Who Quoted Me feature.

[StealthFan]

at the site going to shit. Lore is worse than fucking Radium at implementing new features!

[radioheadrule83]

CSS looks borked

they should make it look like this



or this

[TakingBackSunday]

[MIMIC]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47805827&postcount=106

He messed with the bull and got the horns

[brob]

it's cute how evilore doesn't tolerate ribbing. it goes well with his history of being in a thousand fights.

[TakingBackSunday]

[Broseidon]

somewhere deep down there's an angry fat evilore who can't cope with teasing still

It's hardly deep down. I remember him talking about putting people in headlocks at meetups, Jokingly, of course 

[StealthFan]

Oh man he's permabanning for mentioning user script Lore is seriously evoking old school Lowtax with this shitty behavior. What a clown.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=513753

 

I worked at a meat department for a few years.  We got all kinds of crazy questions like that.  The best part was when some hipster douche grabbed a vacuum sealed bag of meat out of the dumpster and asked us if it was still good.  It's why I never respected the (thankfully dead) hipster trend of dumpster diving.

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=513753

 

I worked at a meat department for a few years.  We got all kinds of crazy questions like that.  The best part was when some hipster douche grabbed a vacuum sealed bag of meat out of the dumpster and asked us if it was still good.  It's why I never respected the (thankfully dead) hipster trend of dumpster diving.

To be fair, dumpster diving for food is moronic. Dumpster Diving for old/broken furniture of electrics that you can fix? Kinda smart and okay to do if you want to risk the diseases and shit from the dumpsters.

100 for a blowjob is pretty nice. five blowjobs a month and I could almost cover my rent.

I put on my robe and wizards hat to help you pay your rent...?

Also, Cheez: How can you say you love him if you won't eat his poop?

[Broseidon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47810875&postcount=1101

[FStop7]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47810875&postcount=1101

Considering the disaster that is the Wii U the Nintenkids are really sour.