The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[Broseidon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47774507&postcount=309

LAFFO @ this guy of all people musing on Autism.

[radioheadrule83]

ShockingAlberto is a cool dude, it seems like people only throw rocks at him cause he likes Nintendo when he isn't exactly a blind nintard.

He's one of the most obvious nintards on the board, which I have no problem with I get along fine with Andrex after all. It's the fact that he tries to hide all his crap behind a false veneer of reasonability that annoys me, since I no longer have the displeasure of having to post with and call him out, I'll throw rocks from the side thank you very much

False veneers of reason are rife on GAF. I don't know what it is about strict forum moderation, but it actually seems to cultivate an intellectual dishonesty whereby people coat their simpleton drive-by sentiments in a shiny façade of bullshit. We get it, you think <x,y,z> product sucks, you never say a positive word about anything related to <x,y,z> company, and you never miss an opportunity to revel in schadenfreude. I know what these people are going to say before they say it, its an absolute fucking waste of everybody's time. I want to headbutt my desk every time I accidentally read a post from one of these blathering shit merchants.

Sony equivalents are probably Dantis, hoodoo, viewtifulJC, zomgwtfbbq, pie and beans, smokydave - even some people I know to be multiplat like dark10x etc. They're not all cunts, but they all feign impartiality when in fact they're as much a gobshite as anyone else. I don't really notice too many of the xboxen fans these days, is cyberheater still worthy of that tag? Either way, xbots are totally drowned out by all the horrible text-noise being dribbled and meatpawed onto innocent keyboards by everyone else.

Oh and this:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47771906&postcount=103

I’m certainly not the best thread creator ever, but this place is no gamefaqs.

It is. It is gamefaqs. In fact, whenever people like Brera post, its probably 200% worse than gamefaqs.

The arrogant reverence people have for their-own-particular-videogame-forum-on-the-Internet is fucking staggering.

[Shadow Mod]

I haven't flown much in the past 10 years or so but I haven't had any particularly bad flights in coach. Or maybe I'm not a baby, I dunno.

The worst one I had was a huge flight to Atlanta years ago but I just threw some headphones on and ignored the mayhem. I just don't think anyone should expect luxury out of what is essentially public transportation in the air.

[Don Flamenco]

Are neogaf trans people just trying to co-opt the whole trans thing?   Somebody posted here that their conception of being a female on the inside seems to boil down to acting stereotypically girly, then wearing make up and ugly women's clothes.  As odd as it is, seems like it's almost a burgeoning trend...coming out as trans. 

[CajoleJuice]

I haven't flown much in the past 10 years or so but I haven't had any particularly bad flights in coach. Or maybe I'm not a baby, I dunno.

The worst one I had was a huge flight to Atlanta years ago but I just threw some headphones on and ignored the mayhem. I just don't think anyone should expect luxury out of what is essentially public transportation in the air.

Not sure why I've never heard it described this way, but this is perfect.

[Himu]

Are neogaf trans people just trying to co-opt the whole trans thing?   Somebody posted here that their conception of being a female on the inside seems to boil down to acting stereotypically girly, then wearing make up and ugly women's clothes.  As odd as it is, seems like it's almost a burgeoning trend...coming out as trans.

In the case of transwomen, many don't. Many do it to "pass" so they look like a genetic girl which decreases their likelihood of getting jumped. I think most transgaf members are the opposite of this trend and DON'T act girly.

[Huff]

Are neogaf trans people just trying to co-opt the whole trans thing?   Somebody posted here that their conception of being a female on the inside seems to boil down to acting stereotypically girly, then wearing make up and ugly women's clothes.  As odd as it is, seems like it's almost a burgeoning trend...coming out as trans.

Considering some of them "decided" to become women because they liked playing as women more then men in vidya, you should just ignore trans gaf

[cool breeze]

although first class is better these days, and coach is worse.

Really, the main difference to me is that I don't want to be awake when I fly coach anymore.  I used to want to accomplish something during that flight time.  A few more flights and I'll become that old guy who closes the window, disappointing  the kids in the middle row who want to look out.

[Himu]

Are neogaf trans people just trying to co-opt the whole trans thing?   Somebody posted here that their conception of being a female on the inside seems to boil down to acting stereotypically girly, then wearing make up and ugly women's clothes.  As odd as it is, seems like it's almost a burgeoning trend...coming out as trans.

Considering some of them "decided" to become women because they liked playing as women more then men in vidya, you should just ignore trans gaf

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[Broseidon]

I like how you can always count on Huff to turn up and makes sure he lets everyone know just how much disdain he has for Trans people whenever the subject is brought up.

[Shadow Mod]

Are neogaf trans people just trying to co-opt the whole trans thing?   Somebody posted here that their conception of being a female on the inside seems to boil down to acting stereotypically girly, then wearing make up and ugly women's clothes.  As odd as it is, seems like it's almost a burgeoning trend...coming out as trans.

If the ideal is to appear feminine they might take it to extremes in order to complete the look. My only issue is when they proclaim that being excessively feminine is being a woman, the tomboy in me gets thoroughly pissed off at such nonsense.

[Verdigris Murder]

After Jeff Dahmers opiates apologises, I'm actually only going to reregister if the  owner makes clean his selling intentions.

Gaf Gold Believe.

[Huff]

I like how you can always count on Huff to turn up and makes sure he lets everyone know just how much disdain he has for Trans people whenever the subject is brought up.

There's a difference between trans gaf and real people.

[Himu]

I like how you can always count on Huff to turn up and makes sure he lets everyone know just how much disdain he has for Trans people whenever the subject is brought up.

I don't that takes away from his observation of transgaf.

[Huff]

How can you have a gender identity problem if you've never had a gender because your life takes place as an online name and avatar

[Don Flamenco]

Are neogaf trans people just trying to co-opt the whole trans thing?   Somebody posted here that their conception of being a female on the inside seems to boil down to acting stereotypically girly, then wearing make up and ugly women's clothes.  As odd as it is, seems like it's almost a burgeoning trend...coming out as trans.

Considering some of them "decided" to become women because they liked playing as women more then men in vidya, you should just ignore trans gaf

wait i always pick women in games...

[Don Flamenco]

After Jeff Dahmers opiates apologises, I'm actually only going to reregister if the  owner makes clean his selling intentions.

Gaf Gold Believe.

oh yeah, that's who he kinda looks like.  I couldn't put my finger on it.

[Verdigris Murder]

I'm pretty sure opiate is one of the icons. I suspected Stringer Bell until he changed his name.

[Robo]

i've smoked weed a couple of dozen times and i never get high (maybe once or twice? but maybe i was just hoping i was) because i am a fucking moron or some shit

you gotta hold it in, young blood

[radioheadrule83]

Watch_Dogs thread now about Amir0x and an argument he's engaged in that he can't let go of. Throw it on the pile with all his other shitpost derail successes.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=513554&page=8

[Don Flamenco]

I'm pretty sure opiate is one of the icons. I suspected Stringer Bell until he changed his name.

I don't remember who everyone is (or what they were named when I first joined) but none of them are opiate.

Watch_Dogs thread now about Amir0x and an argument he's engaged in that he can't let go of. Throw it on the pile with all his other shitpost derail successes.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=513554&page=8

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[Himu]

How can you have a gender identity problem if you've never had a gender because your life takes place as an online name and avatar

That's not fair when the only main (only) person within transgaf to do this is emitan.

[StealthFan]

DONT YOU DARE TALK ABOUT MY GLORIOUS NIPPON YOU BETTER ME NOT ONLINE PENCIL NECK

[Shadow Mod]

You might want to form experiences from something other than urban legends on the Internet.

Urban legends? My friends went there and told me all about the old ass businessmen in the club. Groping on the subway is an urban legend? I'm sure those women only cars are fiction? Jesus Japan has such a defense force.

[StealthFan]

I can verify that old disgusting businessmen haunt the clubs. I've seen Blade.

[Shadow Mod]

I can verify that old disgusting businessmen haunt the clubs. I've seen Blade.

Wesley Snipes can't act for shit, it's deplorable.

[brawndolicious]

You might want to form experiences from something other than urban legends on the Internet.

Urban legends? My friends went there and told me all about the old ass businessmen in the club. Groping on the subway is an urban legend? I'm sure those women only cars are fiction? Jesus Japan has such a defense force.

Tourists usually have a lot of confirmation bias. The train segregation could be because of how everyone is stacked pelvis on pelvis during rush hour or it could just be a paranoia measure.

Unless a country has specific laws and policies restricting women or a minority, you can't make a definitive judgement on what it's like over there.

[Huff]

How can you have a gender identity problem if you've never had a gender because your life takes place as an online name and avatar

That's not fair when the only main (only) person within transgaf to do this is emitan.

Maybe she shouldn't be the focal point. People people with real issues seem less sincere.

Not sure why this subject kinda grinds my gears, but people like Tom Gable (of against me) now Lara, have my honest respect.

[Shadow Mod]

I have respect for trans people but the internet is known to be a giant hugbox for people who want to avoid certain issues and not seek proper help outside of their coddling group.

[Shaka Khan]

Jesus Japan has such a defense force.

Or, in this case, people who've been living there for god knows how many years and wedded their womenz have more authority to comment on prevalence of social anomalies. You also gotta be careful gurl, your comments are starting to drip with ignorance and immaturity, the type that trigger Oscar's ether glands.

[Flannel Boy]

Unless a country has specific laws and policies restricting women or a minority, you can't make a definitive judgement on what it's like over there.

Non-sequitur machine, a country's culture or population can be sexist even without sexist laws--even with the presence of anti-discriminatory laws (this comment has nothing to do with Japan).

[brawndolicious]

Unless a country has specific laws and policies restricting women or a minority, you can't make a definitive judgement on what it's like over there.

Non-sequitur machine, a country's culture or population can be sexist even without sexist laws--even with the presence of anti-discriminatory laws (this comment has nothing to do with Japan).

Right, I think she's just going off of what her friend told her. Not exactly what Nate Silver would do.

[parallax]

If that's eggman, then keep him.

[Flannel Boy]

Unless a country has specific laws and policies restricting women or a minority, you can't make a definitive judgement on what it's like over there.

Non-sequitur machine, a country's culture or population can be sexist even without sexist laws--even with the presence of anti-discriminatory laws (this comment has nothing to do with Japan).

Right, I think she's just going off of what her friend told her. Not exactly what Nate Silver would do.

My point wasn't about the reliability of anecdotal evidence.
That said isn't an "old ass businessmen in the club" with 20 year-old tourists in any country always going to be a creep, Needs More Cowbell?

[Shaka Khan]

Demi you approved my account, it's Eggman, you're supposed to keep denying my accounts for everyone to laugh. Ban me please.

Did you really get banned over posting a picture of your penis? if so, do it again please. Let's see if it explains a few things.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Unless a country has specific laws and policies restricting women or a minority, you can't make a definitive judgement on what it's like over there.

Non-sequitur machine, a country's culture or population can be sexist even without sexist laws--even with the presence of anti-discriminatory laws (this comment has nothing to do with Japan).

Right, I think she's just going off of what her friend told her. Not exactly what Nate Silver would do.

My point wasn't about the reliability of anecdotal evidence.
That said isn't an "old ass businessmen in the club" with 20 year-old tourists in any country always going to be a creep, Needs More Cowbell?

Depends on how old and rich he is: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/19/warren-buffett-jay-z-diamond_n_1216458.html

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Demi you approved my account, it's Eggman, you're supposed to keep denying my accounts for everyone to laugh. Ban me please.

I bet you wish NeoGAF made the same mistake

[Shadow Mod]

Unless a country has specific laws and policies restricting women or a minority, you can't make a definitive judgement on what it's like over there.

Non-sequitur machine, a country's culture or population can be sexist even without sexist laws--even with the presence of anti-discriminatory laws (this comment has nothing to do with Japan).

Right, I think she's just going off of what her friend told her. Not exactly what Nate Silver would do.

My point wasn't about the reliability of anecdotal evidence.
That said isn't an "old ass businessmen in the club" with 20 year-old tourists in any country always going to be a creep, Needs More Cowbell?

It's creepy everywhere also lol shaka.

[Flannel Boy]

Unless a country has specific laws and policies restricting women or a minority, you can't make a definitive judgement on what it's like over there.

Non-sequitur machine, a country's culture or population can be sexist even without sexist laws--even with the presence of anti-discriminatory laws (this comment has nothing to do with Japan).

Right, I think she's just going off of what her friend told her. Not exactly what Nate Silver would do.

My point wasn't about the reliability of anecdotal evidence.
That said isn't an "old ass businessmen in the club" with 20 year-old tourists in any country always going to be a creep, Needs More Cowbell?

Depends on how old and rich he is: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/19/warren-buffett-jay-z-diamond_n_1216458.html

That supports my point: a dirty old man was in a club and was caught flashing.

[treythemovie]

I'm not saying Japan doesn't have some serious gender equality issues, but when you talk about things like panty vending machines like they are a thing that exists outside of the seediest redlight district, or act like the whole country behaves like the worst parts of Tokyo, you look like a moron.  It's like when my students are worried I'm going to get shot cuz I'm making a stopover in Minneapolis on my vacation home.

I don't really see how what I'm saying here is so hard to accept.  Americans get this kind of shit from other countries' people worse than anyone by far, you'd think you'd be a bit more careful about doing it yourself.

Very true. See the myth of American girls being "easy". Or the stereotyping of African Americans based on the popularity of blaxplotation films in other countries. Or, even in America, how some people sincerely think the 1950s were actually like Leave it to Beaver.

[Huff]

American girls are easy.

[Shaka Khan]

Errbody is easy boi

[Flannel Boy]

  It's like when my students are worried I'm going to get shot cuz I'm making a stopover in Minneapolis on my vacation home.

They're probably afraid you'll visit Winnipeg.

American girls are easy.

Earth Girls are Easy, at least according to a comedy film made in the 80s. I have found they're not. 

[Flannel Boy]

Now you're exaggerating Winnipeg's homicide rate. tsk tsk

[Huff]

Errbody is easy boi

i hear you fegs are the easiest. yal just can't stop fuckin

[Flannel Boy]

Hey, I can't help it if my friends* and old hangouts are all downtown and in the north end.

*except the ones in transcona, but i'm not about to go there, ew

The north end? Nevermind that exaggeration talk.

[Flannel Boy]

Errbody is easy boi

i hear you fegs are the easiest. yal just can't stop fuckin

Men are easy. So even if homosexual men were half as horny as straight men, they'd still end up with twice as many partners.

[Flannel Boy]

There's a best side?

[Shaka Khan]

Errbody is easy boi

i hear you fegs are the easiest. yal just can't stop fuckin

Men are easy. So even if homosexual men were half as horny as straight men, they'd still end up with twice as many partners.

[Joe Molotov]

Demi you approved my account, it's Eggman, you're supposed to keep denying my accounts for everyone to laugh. Ban me please.

Did you really get banned over posting a picture of your penis? if so, do it again please. Let's see if it explains a few things.

I've seen it, it kinda looked like a shriveled, unpeeled potato.

[demi]

Joe's is much more better looking.

[Flannel Boy]

Just because she has red hair, doesn't mean I'm watching.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=513604

I don't understand the logic displayed in much of this thread. "Reggie should not be let go because he's just a figurehead/talking-head/ who has little to no power." If all that is true, then that means he's completely expendable. Anyway, the president and CEO of a very large corporation, even if a wholly owned subsidiary, isn't powerless. The CEO of NOA renamed, redesigned, and re-branded the Famicom (at least that's what I recall from "Game Over").*

*For the stupid, I don't think NOA can rename, redesign, or re-brand the Wii U.

[TakingBackSunday]

reggie needs to be shitbinned like yesterday

[Flannel Boy]

Things are really different now than they were in the old days.  For starters, the President of NoA isn't married to the President of NCL's daughter.

If, to support my point, I have to cite a nearly 30 year-old example and omit a few details--I will.

Then rename and rebrand

Jesus, I don't even know why I include footnotes to my posts.

[Flannel Boy]

Your plan is fine, but you forgot to tell Retro to make that Star Fox-Metroid game.

we might have this bad boy on the road to cracking 100k per month again.

Speaking of crack.

[Shaka Khan]

Things are really different now than they were in the old days.  For starters, the President of NoA isn't married to the President of NCL's daughter.

Whoa, is this really true? I need a history lesson.

[Flannel Boy]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minoru_Arakawa

[TakingBackSunday]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=513645

That PrivateWHudson nicca is dumb, fo real

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=513645

That PrivateWHudson nicca is dumb, fo real

Damn government trying to improve people's quality of life, some of us like being miserable you know!

[Shadow Mod]

GAF takin' a dump for me.