The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[Momo]

I'm a fan of SEGA, not so much Shenmue. My boat goes way deeper into stormy waters

[Himu]

Holy shit. Sometimes I take it too far and my own post has caused me to laugh out loud.

Oscar I will always choose you. Don't be jealous.

[Squiddy]

Hey everyone 

Atramental, I did you a favor and told Aguirre you've been posting your private convo here on thebore
Don't waste your valuable e-time

Going to be really upset if you turn out to be Professor Beef.

I have no idea who that is, so I'm most certainly not him/her?

I'm just an GAF lurkabout who signed up so I could whine about certain gaffers without getting banned. The only decent guy here from what I've seen is Oscar. Oh, and that Youngblood fellah.

[Brehvolution]

Pussy is beautiful you stupid homos.

A well kept vagina smells and looks divine!

Ugliest thing or most beautiful? We know what the homos think.

[demi]

Definitely an ugly thing.

[Squiddy]

Most sensible womyn find the vagina to be an ugly thing as well.
It's designed by nature to be a slippery hole for the penis to slip into.

[Himu]

I don't like beekcake because he didn't name drop me and validate my existence.

[Himu]

Also dick >

Devo knows. Our convos about penis are

[Steve Youngblood]

I don't like beekcake because he didn't name drop me and validate my existence.

Sucks to be you. Me? I'm walking on cloud nine here.

[Sman]

Being Shenmue fans gives us a common trait. It is like being Marine Corps vets. We are in this together. For that reason any Shenmue fan is to be treated like family! But if the person acts like KevinCow the situation becomes more delicate. To me, in my eyes, I am the Joker to his Gomer Pyle. He is beyond help even if he is my brother! It is an interaction other humans will never understand. It's like meeting a girl who has bad flatulence problems too! SHE UNDERSTANDS AND THAT' S ALL YOU NEED. SHE UNDERSTANDS. She understands and won't judge you for it because she too has lived through it.

Hmm, it begs the question.

Which black character in Shenmue does Himuro identifies with the most? Mark from the harbor? Tom the hot dog stand guy? Or one of the numerous, nameless thugs?

[Squiddy]

lol the second pic is of a dark skinned japanese.

[tiesto]

I don't mind Opiate, I actually dig the whole robotic-style persona.

[Squiddy]

It's pretty boring as fuck.
That's what it is, not robotic, but the personality of a boring individual who prides himself on being a boring fuck.

[Momo]

Enjoy rubbing shoulders with such dignitaries as Aguirre on the beef christmas list, steve, oscar.

[Himu]

Being Shenmue fans gives us a common trait. It is like being Marine Corps vets. We are in this together. For that reason any Shenmue fan is to be treated like family! But if the person acts like KevinCow the situation becomes more delicate. To me, in my eyes, I am the Joker to his Gomer Pyle. He is beyond help even if he is my brother! It is an interaction other humans will never understand. It's like meeting a girl who has bad flatulence problems too! SHE UNDERSTANDS AND THAT' S ALL YOU NEED. SHE UNDERSTANDS. She understands and won't judge you for it because she too has lived through it.

Hmm, it begs the question.

Which black character in Shenmue does Himuro identifies with the most? Mark from the harbor? Tom the hot dog stand guy? Or one of the numerous, nameless thugs?

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Honey-san

In Shenmue II there is a black guy who is a rapper. He is hilarious. I don't identify with Mark because he gets beat up all the time, and when I was a kid, when I got picked on I'd fight back, so I think Mark is a wuss. Tom is a mongloid who is always dancing so I don't identify with that. Honey-san doesn't know anything so I identify with that. :

[Vertigo]

Pussy is beautiful you stupid homos.

A well kept vagina smells and looks divine!

Ugliest thing or most beautiful? We know what the homos think.

It depends on the woman really, I've seen some utterly dreadful ones but I've also seen some absolute divine ones. I used to fuck around with a Lativan girl.

My god, I could eat her pussy for hours, it tasted and smelt so damm warm and good. 

[Broseidon]

There's a Sleeping Dogs pork bun joke in there somewhere.

[tiesto]

Pussy is beautiful you stupid homos.

A well kept vagina smells and looks divine!

Ugliest thing or most beautiful? We know what the homos think.

It depends on the woman really, I've seen some utterly dreadful ones but I've also seen some absolute divine ones. I used to fuck around with a Lativan girl.

My god, I could eat her pussy for hours, it tasted and smelt so damm warm and good. 

Oh man... you lucky dog!

[FStop7]

Jesus Christ.

After the current relationship thread I have no idea how some of you dislike Opiate. Guy has a good head on his shoulders.

Kevincow should just kill himself at this point. Ah! I'm scared of rejection! I am ashamed he is a Shenmue fan. Next time I see him on Shenmue Dojo...

Kevincow and Leeness should be locked in a shed together for 48 hours.

[Vit-Symty]

There's no hope for KevinCow. He just needs to be lobotomised ASAP and then thrown in some waste pit.

[Brehvolution]

Pussy is beautiful you stupid homos.

A well kept vagina smells and looks divine!

Ugliest thing or most beautiful? We know what the homos think.

It depends on the woman really, I've seen some utterly dreadful ones but I've also seen some absolute divine ones. I used to fuck around with a Lativan girl.

My god, I could eat her pussy for hours, it tasted and smelt so damm warm and good. 

PM pics plz

[king of the internet]

There's no hope for KevinCow. He just needs to be lobotomised ASAP and then thrown in some waste pit.

I laughed so hard at this, what's wrong with me.

It would probably be for the best, though.

[Atramental]

Jesus Christ.

After the current relationship thread I have no idea how some of you dislike Opiate. Guy has a good head on his shoulders.

Kevincow should just kill himself at this point. Ah! I'm scared of rejection! I am ashamed he is a Shenmue fan. Next time I see him on Shenmue Dojo...

Kevincow and Leeness should be locked in a shed together for 48 hours.

They'd probably leave the shed with their virginities still intact.

[brob]

he would be right at home in thailand, them pattaya girls have mad experience smiling at pale whales who pretend to flirt, as to make the inevitable transaction less humiliating.

[Squiddy]

Jesus Christ.

After the current relationship thread I have no idea how some of you dislike Opiate. Guy has a good head on his shoulders.

Kevincow should just kill himself at this point. Ah! I'm scared of rejection! I am ashamed he is a Shenmue fan. Next time I see him on Shenmue Dojo...

Kevincow and Leeness should be locked in a shed together for 48 hours.

They'd probably leave the shed with their virginities still intact.

Like there's even a question about that.

Devolution's persona is pretty boring.
All she ever does is upholding herself as some sort of female archetype in every time of thread - when she's one of the least normal gals on neoGAF.

[TakingBackSunday]

I don't think I've ever seen BenjaminBirdie dislike anything in regards to television and film.  The pessimist in me demands to see some sort of hate, his constant enjoyment kills my rage-boner 

[Atramental]

Hey, beefcuts.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47929997&postcount=2718

Looks like things turned out in my favor after all. 

Your revelation must've spooked Aguirre.

[king of the internet]

Hey, beefcuts.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47929997&postcount=2718

Looks like things turned out in my favor after all. 

Your revelation must've spooked Aguirre.

Just a heads up, you seem like you might be mildly obsessed with Aguirre at this point. It's better to completely ignore it.

[Steve Youngblood]

Hey, beefcuts.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47929997&postcount=2718

Looks like things turned out in my favor after all. 

Your revelation must've spooked Aguirre.

Just a heads up, you seem like you might be mildly obsessed with Aguirre at this point. It's better to completely ignore it.

I'll agree with this observation.

[Atramental]

I won't bring it up any longer.

[Squiddy]

I won't bring it up any longer.

I did all for your sake, broseph.
If I was a dickwad, I would have waited until you'd invested a couple of more months into a conversation with a fake persona :p

You ungrateful little shit.

[Shadow Mod]

What is going on. Also I had steak last night I got on sale, that new user is much too apropo.

[Momo]

I find this thread and these people to be incredibly sad, specially that goatfucker MYE because I cant help but notice his goat cheese dick in every thread.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=514234

I find those kaz gifs to be incredibly hilarious and this just outright sad when both boils down to cray cray people worshiping ceos steve jobs style. I dunno I guess I still resent Nintendo for not growing up with me

[Squiddy]

Why the fuck did the kaz thing even become a meme in the first place?
Fucking fanboys 

[Momo]

Why the fuck did the kaz thing even become a meme in the first place?
Fucking fanboys 

Collect gifs/pngs (especially the Prometheus one) wait till sony fucks up (and they will) shove it straight back in their faces.

>panic
>anger
>rage

All while you are laughing your ass off. Those gifs are hilarious to me now and when they invariably become sony troll material.

[Atramental]

I won't bring it up any longer.

I did all for your sake, broseph.
If I was a dickwad, I would have waited until you'd invested a couple of more months into a conversation with a fake persona :p

You ungrateful little shit.

[parallax]

Jesus Christ.

After the current relationship thread I have no idea how some of you dislike Opiate. Guy has a good head on his shoulders.

Kevincow should just kill himself at this point. Ah! I'm scared of rejection! I am ashamed he is a Shenmue fan. Next time I see him on Shenmue Dojo...

op-8 has gotten humor and relatability mods since then. hes not as mechanical as he used to be

[Squiddy]

I won't bring it up any longer.

I did all for your sake, broseph.
If I was a dickwad, I would have waited until you'd invested a couple of more months into a conversation with a fake persona :p

You ungrateful little shit.

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The Deaf-mod is going to pick up the mantle the moment his little e-flirt blows up in his face.

[king of the internet]

I find this thread and these people to be incredibly sad, specially that goatfucker MYE because I cant help but notice his goat cheese dick in every thread.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=514234

I find those kaz gifs to be incredibly hilarious and this just outright sad when both boils down to cray cray people worshiping ceos steve jobs style. I dunno I guess I still resent Nintendo for not growing up with me

I've got nothing against Nintendo as a company, but at this point I pretty much assume anyone with a Nintendo avatar is some sad man child who'd chug a bucket of Iwata's cum in a heartbeat. Maybe it's not fair to the decent ones, but man the bad ones have been everywhere lately.

[brob]

I'm a little excited to see how this luigi game turns out, I must say. someone reputable likened it to an adventure game and I've always thought nintendo does a good job with mario support characters (wario/waluigi).

[Shadow Mod]

Atra and Beef sitting in a tree
P-O-S-T-I-N-G

[Vertigo]

Bloody heck that Gaf PlayStation thread is crazy. I've not really dipped in there but it's like walking in on a cult having an especially emotional evening session.

Wednesday is going to be insane. 

[archnemesis]

PS4 reveal conference.

[archnemesis]

Yes, but at a later point. I'm not expecting too much tomorrow, but hopefully they'll at least show some in-game footage of some new games.

[Steve Youngblood]

Yes, but at a later point. I'm not expecting too much tomorrow, but hopefully they'll at least show some in-game footage of some new games.

Not expecting much? I'm really lazy, but just assume that I pasted five... nay, eight Kaz gifs right here.

[archnemesis]

They will probably save a lot of announcements for E3, Gamescom, and TGS. I'm expecting a focus on specs and features instead of games.

[Steve Youngblood]

They will probably save a lot of announcements for E3, Gamescom, and TGS. I'm expecting a focus on specs and features instead of games.

I'm expecting Kaz to bring it! Here we go! My body is ready! Other stupid memes here!

[FStop7]

Sony ponies going apeshit at the prospect of more PSN features going behind paywall.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=514266

Also, pre-conference fanfiction http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47940205&postcount=14573

[Shaka Khan]

Hey everyone 

Atramental, I did you a favor and told Aguirre you've been posting your private convo here on thebore
Don't waste your valuable e-time

It was only a matter of time lol. I hope everyone can move along and stop giving two shits about that little shit. This thread has been mortally boring, more so that usual. It used to be my playground, so thanks a lot bitches.

Beefcutlet, I really hope you did this for shits and giggles rather than being another desperate seldomlaid simp. Because the only thing that's more pathetic than Aguirre and people perpetuating his/her relevancy, are those seeking its favor. I know, I know, clubbing and eating pussy, yadda yadda yadda... just food for thought, breh.

[Himu]

Shaka, let's talk about penis.

[CajoleJuice]

How much can you talk about penis, really?

[Shaka Khan]

There's always something to discuss about penises. For example, what's your favorite/least favorite shape?

Mushroom heads can be pretty disgusting if not supported by enough girth.

[Atramental]

Favorite: square

Least favorite: Möbius strip

[Shadow Mod]

There's always something to discuss about penises. For example, what's your favorite/least favorite shape?

Mushroom heads can be pretty disgusting if not supported by enough girth.

The ones that have skinny shafts at the bottom and get girthy towards the top remind me of bananas and not in a good way. Just generally looks weird and cartoonish.

[CajoleJuice]

glad my penis looks normal

[Shaka Khan]

There's always something to discuss about penises. For example, what's your favorite/least favorite shape?

Mushroom heads can be pretty disgusting if not supported by enough girth.

The ones that have skinny shafts at the bottom and get girthy towards the top remind me of bananas and not in a good way. Just generally looks weird and cartoonish.

Exactly. Now that opposite of that? Oh my.

glad my penis looks normal

Your penis is beautiful.

[Don Flamenco]

Sorry to go off topic, but a positive thing about GAF for a moment:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=514247&page=6

i laugh any time i see the $30 Italian meal.  I usually have to stop and look at it and try to figure out how much each item cost.

[Shaka Khan]

Here's a turd to offset the positivity: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=514224

Spoiler-free conference threads :suicide How far up our collective asses did we ascend?  I'm picturing myself explaining this to chubigans' mother while she breaks into tears.

[Lan]

pretty much if you saying you have a 6-8 incher then you really have a 4.5er on a good day.

[Shaka Khan]

In that case I've got a 13 in monster.