The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[Lan]

In that case I've got a 13 in monster.

damn 13cms? you packin brah!!

[Don Flamenco]

Here's a turd to offset the positivity: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=514224

Spoiler-free conference threads :suicide How far up our collective asses did we ascend?  I'm picturing myself explaining this to chubigans' mother while she breaks into tears.

You can't normally have spoilers for real life events, but on neogaf, you can. 

[Himu]

for your lovers' sakes, i hope you are a bottom shaka

[Shaka Khan]

Are you implying that that I'm gay?

[Himu]

How much can you talk about penis, really?

hottest thing is a guy with a nice cock who can do kegels with it and make it bounce up and down while you're trying to grab it so it's harder to catch.

[Himu]

Are you implying that that I'm gay?

Oh.

No, no, no. With a 13 incher, if we use the subtract 5 inches internet rule, that means your real size is a solid 8 inches; that's big. Most women don't want anything to do with that, so I'm sure they fuck you instead Gundam style. Goddamn he should have never have admitted that.

[Himu]

Shaka-san, did the desert climate contribute to your dick size or was it genetic?

[Shaka Khan]

Of course, that and never wearing briefs, or any underwear for that matter. Oh how I long sizzling summers, when my package would stretch to my knees, uninterrupted.

[Don Flamenco]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47897031&postcount=116

 

What is it with the internet guys who act like women are goddesses, glob onto any female centric thread, and always seem to side with and protect women in a transparent attempt to curry favor... Having zero idea about women as people.


/listening to in utero top 10 album of the 90s dealwithit

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47902986&postcount=353

Ms. I had genital warts and Mr. I'm scared of vaginas. Why do people do this to themselves?

  you're not supposed to actually post pics when they ask for pics

[Shaka Khan]

Devo's comments reminded me of the speed dating scene from this BB episode: http://www.hulu.com/watch/455123#i0,p9,d0

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.the-coli.com/arcadium/87694-since-you-guys-like-posting-neogaf-stories-so-much-what-do-you-think-about-one.html#.USRFCTdECDs

Coli thread about GAF. really interesting to see how forums perceive each other

theyre hating on Devo

It's inevitable that other forums will have haters of mine.

[Boogie]

http://www.the-coli.com/arcadium/87694-since-you-guys-like-posting-neogaf-stories-so-much-what-do-you-think-about-one.html#.USRFCTdECDs

Coli thread about GAF. really interesting to see how forums perceive each other

theyre hating on Devo

All right, which one of y'all is MightyHealthy?

[Great Rumbler]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=47648

NEXT-GEN IS STARTING GUYS IT'S HERE!!!!

[brawndolicious]

There's a PS4 announced? I'm guessing gaf will be down tomorrow.

[Momo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=47648

NEXT-GEN IS STARTING GUYS IT'S HERE!!!!

haha 15 pages in 2005
1500 pages in 2013

[Atramental]

http://www.the-coli.com/3304843-post104.html

[Himu]

[etiolate]

Wow just read all the 90s altrock hate in this thread. Fuckin kids got no taste. Either that or you youngins can't tell the difference between the also-rans you got stuck with and the kickass originals of the previous generation.

[Shadow Mod]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47955147&postcount=661

 

[pilonv1]

Here's a turd to offset the positivity: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=514224

Spoiler-free conference threads :suicide How far up our collective asses did we ascend?  I'm picturing myself explaining this to chubigans' mother while she breaks into tears.

I'm down for this, I will be working when it's on.

[Damian79]

The Wii U is the greatest game console I have played (and I have all of them) so no, I don't feel left out. I feel people are just ragging on it and filling the internet with hyperbole regarding it.

Sure, it has some niggles that need ironing out, but what doesn't

The next gen stuff is likely to disappoint anyway, the jump won't be as big as people are expecting

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47960625&postcount=113

You know i hope he is right about the next gen stuff, but damn is he high on the WiiU, greatest game console he has ever played... really?

[radioheadrule83]

Each GAFfer that contributed to this CVG story about the Cult of Kaz Hi rai should be shot.. Apparently EatChildren agrees with me!
http://www.computerandvideogames.com/392092/features/the-cult-of-kaz-hirai/?page=2#top_banner

Embarrassing.

He's a pretty cool guy apparently, and understands gamers. Reading the first two pages reminds you of what a dick he's been in the past though. I hope he has Obama's speechwriters for tonights reveal!

[Vertigo]

I wonder what his playing on the Wii U that's so great?

[Vertigo]

"Unlike some other public faces of gaming companies that are either clumsy or insincere, Kaz feels like he's completely genuine," said Tusken77, another of the thread's regulars who created a series of movie images with Hirai superimposed."Of course, being there from the early days and every step of the way with the PlayStation brand only strengthens his credibility. A man in a very powerful position, but also 'one of us'. He's grown alongside PlayStation. He's passionate and understands the hardcore gamer."

Juancho9, another NeoGAF member, added: "We really know nothing about the guy, but I think he's been smart in being vocal and active in at the very least looking like he's interested in what gamers actually want in their video game systems."

Even better Gaf now plays the silly game of pretending to not be a very pro Sony forum. And that their Kaz avatars are just 'jokes' not borderline crazed exec worship.

Is it really fair to classify it as "something of a Hirai shrine"?

A shrine implies there is some sort of deification or worshiping going on; most of these gifs are a meme, mostly used to poke fun at the dude.

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.the-coli.com/arcadium/87694-since-you-guys-like-posting-neogaf-stories-so-much-what-do-you-think-about-one.html#.USRFCTdECDs

Coli thread about GAF. really interesting to see how forums perceive each other

theyre hating on Devo

LOL @ at this OA thread they link to:
http://opa-ages.com/forums/topic/63262-neogaf-evilore-truth-advertisement/

[Don Flamenco]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47965214&postcount=146

ominous.   

WE ALL HAVE IT   

[Flannel Boy]

the coli members sure do love their emoticons.

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47965214&postcount=146

ominous.   

WE ALL HAVE IT   

You'd best start believing in Americas....YOU'RE IN ONE!

[Broseidon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=514405

[Joe Molotov]

Now post a link over there to this thread where we were talking about that thread talking about GAF. Then post a link to that link on The Coli.

[Atramental]

Fuckin Squiddy...

[Squiddy]

Anyone heard of TheColi?
Any bets on how long before lock & ban? 

[Momo]

the **** is a neogaf ? some kind of an anagram for onefag ?

How did I never see this

[Steve Youngblood]

Anyone heard of TheColi?
Any bets on how long before lock & ban? 

I quite enjoyed the "Bewarned though, they seem to be a pretty bigoted bunch" line. When I go seeking out cross-forum drama, I'm expecting it to be family friendly. Thanks for the warning.

[FStop7]

The PS4 meeting thread is reaching incredible levels of self parody.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=511056&page=187

[Broseidon]

The PS4 meeting thread is reaching incredible levels of self parody.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=511056&page=187

That's page 373 for you 50ppp-ers.

[king of the internet]

The PS4 meeting thread is reaching incredible levels of self parody.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=511056&page=187

That's page 373 for you 50ppp-ers.

Any page works, though. I'm looking forward to seeing what a next gen game looks like, but for the most part I feel left out of the excitement. I guess it's just hard to reach spastic levels of hype over videogames once you reach a certain point in your life...but that's not to say I don't enjoy actually playing them.

[FStop7]

The PS4 meeting thread is reaching incredible levels of self parody.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=511056&page=187

That's page 373 for you 50ppp-ers.

Any page works, though. I'm looking forward to seeing what a next gen game looks like, but for the most part I feel left out of the excitement. I guess it's just hard to reach spastic levels of hype over videogames once you reach a certain point in your life...but that's not to say I don't enjoy actually playing them.

But where are you located?  What will you be wearing tonight when you watch the livestream?  I really hope Sony is #1 again!  HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG MY BODY IS READY!

[brob]

The PS4 meeting thread is reaching incredible levels of self parody.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=511056&page=187

That's page 373 for you 50ppp-ers.

Any page works, though. I'm looking forward to seeing what a next gen game looks like, but for the most part I feel left out of the excitement. I guess it's just hard to reach spastic levels of hype over videogames once you reach a certain point in your life...but that's not to say I don't enjoy actually playing them.

But where are you located?  What will you be wearing tonight when you watch the livestream?  I really hope Sony is #1 again!  HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG MY BODY IS READY!

I've been sitting on xhamster all day just edging for this shit. where you at kaz~

[Purple Filth]

the coli members sure do love their emoticons. (Image removed from quote.)

its the best thing about the forum.

whoever got those emoticons together deserves a fucking medal 

[parallax]

gaf is self destructing again.

[ManaByte]

[Don Flamenco]

bitch this is dat quadruple

[FStop7]

An hour away from the event and GAF already folded.

Lore needs to hire me to fix his shit up.  But I'll take all his Porsche money.

[Phoenix Dark]

A thousand roads lead men forever to NeoGAF

[Tokyosandblaster]

Aguirre has been exposed
http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=47980385
 

[Purple Filth]

.

 

[parallax]

Aguirre has been exposed
http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=47980385
 

its pretty damn funny hes riding the schitck still.

[nudemacusers]

I wonder if thedeafmutes will ban me for three days again.

[Purple Filth]

Gaf dead again

[FStop7]

massively overengineered

[Shadow Mod]

why don't they just lock gaming during these things and only allow mods to make threads?

[Broseidon]

why don't they just lock gaming during these things and only allow mods to make threads?

How will people spam shit gifs then

[ToxicAdam]

Just got home. What a shocker that GAF is down, despite all of dear leaders assurances.

[thisismyusername]

Pussy is beautiful you stupid homos.

Sorry, Wrath but I gotta disagree. But I'm a homo, so I'm biased. 

Just got home. What a shocker that GAF is down, despite all of dear leaders assurances.

Not like GAF would be readable with all the stupid Kaz Hirai .gif's spamming the Sony conference threa--

why don't they just lock gaming during these things and only allow mods to make threads?

How will people spam shit gifs then

Right. Exactly. I really don't get the hype for these events since you can just read it later. I've been playing games instead of posting about them. Much better use of my time than watching "RIIIIIIIIIIIIDGE RACER" announce a console that won't be available for six months to a year.

[FStop7]

Blizzard betrayal.

Square in crisis.

NeoGAF in flames.

[Joe Molotov]

Cats and dogs living together.

[Vertigo]

Damm shame we never got those real time responses from Gaf.

Fuck is EL doing if a simple Sony conference can take down the forum hows he going to handle E3?

EDIT:And it's back

[Huff]

Rumor: it was down on purpose

[Joe Molotov]

Rumor: Evilore can only orgasm when NeoGAF goes offline.