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Momo

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39840 on: March 04, 2013, 12:18:00 AM »
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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39841 on: March 04, 2013, 12:21:35 AM »
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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39843 on: March 04, 2013, 09:53:03 AM »
Has he made other shitty threads in the past, or did he seriously get juniored just for that?

He came off a ban not too long ago where he insulted every girlgaffer so no sympathy from me.
Link to insult pls.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47616846&postcount=25
Thats like the lowest hanging fruit on the insult women tree, you shouldnt feel mad, you should just laugh that his arms are too short to box with god :lol

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39844 on: March 04, 2013, 10:37:28 AM »
Eliminated with the power of a 1000 bans.

Not yet, which is rather amazing. Probably because 'lore is asleep?

Steve Contra

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39845 on: March 04, 2013, 12:25:01 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=517911

How is this shit still going? I want to tell all of them their waifus are awful sluts.

Up to 10 pages now, Jesus Christ.
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That thread is hilarious.  Poor guys, they'll never know the love of a woamn, experienced or otherwise.

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39846 on: March 04, 2013, 12:43:57 PM »
I was always under the impression that most men preferred less promiscuous women to marry. I know that I at least feel that way, which is probably a good thing since I seem to attract a ton of virginal girls.
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Rahxephon91

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39847 on: March 04, 2013, 12:52:51 PM »
I think I would enjoy a more sexually aggressive women to at least counter my timidness and inexperience about the thing.

Steve Contra

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39848 on: March 04, 2013, 12:55:06 PM »
I was always under the impression that most men preferred less promiscuous women to marry. I know that I at least feel that way, which is probably a good thing since I seem to attract a ton of virginal girls.
Most men do, but that's more wrapped up in insecurity and the need to "own" somebody.  But hey, have fun with awkward sex for a long time.
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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39849 on: March 04, 2013, 12:55:50 PM »
I love awkward sex. It looks fun in videos, at least. :uguu
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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39850 on: March 04, 2013, 01:00:16 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48931152&postcount=188

Jesus christ dude, Wild Arms is NOT as little as 6 to 12 hours long. Especially not for first timers.

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39851 on: March 04, 2013, 01:03:43 PM »
I was always under the impression that most men preferred less promiscuous women to marry. I know that I at least feel that way, which is probably a good thing since I seem to attract a ton of virginal girls.
Most men do, but that's more wrapped up in insecurity and the need to "own" somebody.  But hey, have fun with awkward sex for a long time.

I don't mind the awkward sex (which goes away quickly), the biggest problem is when it's time to break up with them  :-\
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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39852 on: March 04, 2013, 02:14:49 PM »
Stupid thread is still going with even more idiocy then before.

ToxicAdam

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39853 on: March 04, 2013, 02:25:21 PM »
Sex threads are always an exercise in futility on GAF. You have too many people, from too many different cultures/religions from all different age brackets.

From a practical side, it's probably good to marry a man/woman with less sexual experience/desire. Because marriage is hard and it's one less thing you have to worry about. Once that boundary gets crossed, it's usually game over.

But just because someone is a nympho at one point in their life, doesn't mean that behavior keeps on the rest of their life. People change as they get older/wiser.



« Last Edit: March 04, 2013, 02:27:07 PM by ToxicAdam »

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39854 on: March 04, 2013, 02:33:57 PM »
I'd be more worried about someone who didn't get a bit of fucking out of their system if we're being ridiculously general but for the most part it just reeks of another anti-social brigade wankfest.

hampster

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39855 on: March 04, 2013, 02:43:56 PM »
I wish I had more sex in college. My wife is the only one I've slept with. Not for any religious reasons, I was a just a shy/lazy kid who didn't do much. These days I look back on those years and wonder why I kept myself so sheltered

Most of those gaffers are going to find themselves middle aged and wondering why they were so hung up on bullshit that didn't matter. Oh well, live and learn I suppose
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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39856 on: March 04, 2013, 02:51:59 PM »
It cuts both ways. I kind of cringe when I look back on all the time, money, effort (and lies) I spent trying to get laid during that time. I literally went out 4 times a week to bars and the other nights I didn't go to bars I was going to house parties or co-ed sports activities.

With the friends I had, it was just what we did. But, it's kind of a pathetic display of wanting to be validated in the worst possible way.

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39857 on: March 04, 2013, 02:55:13 PM »
You went out just to try to get laid? That's =/ TA.

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39859 on: March 04, 2013, 03:02:00 PM »
I can't get laid easily thus people are wasting so much energy and time when they should only be studying in college. Dude's such a fucking loser but be that direct on GAF and they give you a time out.

ToxicAdam

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39860 on: March 04, 2013, 03:09:11 PM »
You went out just to try to get laid? That's =/ TA.


Well, the intention was to hang out with friends, meet new people and have fun .. but when it's 1AM and you are drunk ... your focus changes.

 

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39861 on: March 04, 2013, 03:10:34 PM »
You went out just to try to get laid? That's =/ TA.


Well, the intention was to hang out with friends, meet new people and have fun .. but when it's 1AM and you are drunk ... your focus changes.

That's not too bad. You made it sound like sex was your only reason to go out.

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39862 on: March 04, 2013, 03:22:16 PM »
When it's 1 AM and I'm drunk I execute an Irish Goodbye and post dumb shit on Twitter while I'm in bed crying.
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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39863 on: March 04, 2013, 03:34:16 PM »
while that sex thread is beyond stupid at this point it has generated one of the best posts I have seen on an internet forum in years.


I'm not even gonna link it, it should be obvious when you see it.
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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39864 on: March 04, 2013, 03:36:32 PM »
while that sex thread is beyond stupid at this point it has generated one of the best posts I have seen on an internet forum in years.


I'm not even gonna link it, it should be obvious when you see it.

Why don't you just link it? Time equals money, after all.

nudemacusers

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39865 on: March 04, 2013, 03:38:06 PM »
while that sex thread is beyond stupid at this point it has generated one of the best posts I have seen on an internet forum in years.


I'm not even gonna link it, it should be obvious when you see it.

Why don't you just link it? Time equals money, after all.
YOU THINK I HAVE TIME FOR THAT?!
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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39866 on: March 04, 2013, 03:46:58 PM »
while that sex thread is beyond stupid at this point it has generated one of the best posts I have seen on an internet forum in years.


I'm not even gonna link it, it should be obvious when you see it.

Why don't you just link it? Time equals money, after all.
YOU THINK I HAVE TIME FOR THAT?!

One of these days, either demi or Evilore will stop throwing away the Time & Expense invoices I send in regards to the time I spend posting and pay me the money I've charged to post on these forums.

nudemacusers

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39867 on: March 04, 2013, 03:49:09 PM »
I write off my time here. The IRS has yet to accept my well-written argument and clearly documented numbers, however.  :-\
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hampster

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39868 on: March 04, 2013, 03:52:00 PM »
GAF should be like twitch. I want to subscribe to Steve's posts so he quotes me and plays games with me :-*
« Last Edit: March 04, 2013, 03:55:22 PM by hampster »
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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39869 on: March 04, 2013, 03:59:04 PM »
GAF should be like twitch. I want to subscribe to Steve's posts so he quotes me and plays games with me :-*

What kind of games? :-*

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39870 on: March 04, 2013, 03:59:58 PM »
I need to ask phosphor if he fucks a robot with a womb.

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39871 on: March 04, 2013, 04:03:53 PM »
I havent been reading that thread, but has anyone brought up the key/lock thing yet?
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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39872 on: March 04, 2013, 04:05:34 PM »
I havent been reading that thread, but has anyone brought up the key/lock thing yet?

No but you missed this gem.

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Actively finding partners = time. Time = money.

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39875 on: March 04, 2013, 06:26:08 PM »
I'd be more worried about someone who didn't get a bit of fucking out of their system if we're being ridiculously general but for the most part it just reeks of another anti-social brigade wankfest.

Nailed it.  A bunch of shut in losers trying to legislate morality from their mom's basement couch.  Most of those gaffers would shoot a load in their tightie whities if some girl with 200 dudes under her belt even so much as acknowledged their existence.
« Last Edit: March 04, 2013, 06:30:01 PM by The Experiment »
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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39876 on: March 04, 2013, 06:41:02 PM »
Cowbell has only had two partners?
You're way below the average gurl, you need to at least double that
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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39877 on: March 04, 2013, 06:41:14 PM »
Someone thinks GAF is a good population sample  :pachah

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39878 on: March 04, 2013, 11:14:48 PM »
So much for that "we'll stay alive" server farm. Error 504's right now. ::)

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39879 on: March 05, 2013, 08:52:48 AM »
Sex is up on a pedestal for most these people - any woman getting frisky with them is a special act that, when revealed they did it with some one else, hurts them.

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39880 on: March 05, 2013, 10:00:30 AM »
Cowbell has only had two partners?
You're way below the average gurl, you need to at least double that

I'd like to volunteer to be her third :noah:
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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39884 on: March 05, 2013, 04:09:10 PM »
With the thread shitting rule in effect, stuff like this just crowds OT.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=519390

Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39885 on: March 05, 2013, 04:38:33 PM »
With the thread shitting rule in effect, stuff like this just crowds OT.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=519390

And the problem is...?

Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39886 on: March 05, 2013, 08:36:43 PM »
This thread is pretty entertaining:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=519552

GAFfer reposts some stuff from GameFAQs full of Final Fantasy rumors, which ends in a Kagari callout. Lots of back-and-forth over whether or not to believe unfounded GameFAQs rumors, Kagari's credibility or lack thereof, random GAF "insider" calling the GameFAQs rumors crap then getting called out for a past piece of info that turned out false. Kind of surprised the thread's lasted this long without a lock.

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39887 on: March 05, 2013, 08:45:45 PM »
Hey I called out Kagari before. Not because I'm an insider.

No because I'm bitter and I dislike her.

Either way, whatever. I don't believe any of this. Gamefaqs sounds full of shit. Kagari sounds full of shit

Versus not being an action RPGs is a big mistake.
« Last Edit: March 05, 2013, 08:47:33 PM by Rahxephon91 »

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39888 on: March 05, 2013, 09:15:10 PM »
kagari is just the worst, oh god the worst
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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39889 on: March 05, 2013, 09:15:20 PM »
The real secret is how she got her stache so thick and lustrous
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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39890 on: March 05, 2013, 09:40:46 PM »
Quote from: The Experiment link=topic=35993.msg1645612#msg1645612760#msg1648760 date=1362536120
The real secret is how she got her stache so thick and lustrous

I've been told sperms is a follicle growth enhancer.
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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39891 on: March 05, 2013, 09:41:35 PM »
I love this topic for having random people posting in it that will never post in any other thread.

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39892 on: March 05, 2013, 09:41:36 PM »
On that thread about the secret slut wife I get either STD testing ads or Dead Space 3 "TAKE DOWN THE TERROR" ads.

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39893 on: March 05, 2013, 10:07:07 PM »
I love this topic for having random people posting in it that will never post in any other thread.
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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39894 on: March 05, 2013, 10:20:20 PM »
I love this topic for having random people posting in it that will never post in any other thread.
duckyeah
 It is like a shittier microcosm of Gaf with no risk of banning.

On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being "not offended," and 10 being "outrageously offended," how offended do you think I shoud be at this "shittier microcosm" insult?

benjipwns

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39895 on: March 05, 2013, 10:21:59 PM »
6.8

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39896 on: March 05, 2013, 10:24:13 PM »
I have a pulse on more industry info than kagari and you don't see me leaking shit.
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« Reply #39897 on: March 05, 2013, 10:25:50 PM »
6.8

You've got me wondering now: how pissed off was Himu at that review?

ToxicAdam

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39898 on: March 05, 2013, 11:03:59 PM »

I've been told sperms is a follicle growth enhancer.

My belly should have had a forest by now.


Momo

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #39899 on: March 06, 2013, 12:57:29 AM »
Someone make an iKagari poster like those iWhatever things and just highlight the stash in white