Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 5051090 times)

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #660 on:** February 19, 2011, 02:40:36 PM »

Seems like a real waste of time unless some mad cash is on the line. It's also a real waste to READ, but that's another issue.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #661 on:** February 19, 2011, 02:45:48 PM »

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #662 on:** February 19, 2011, 02:48:09 PM »

My guess is that they're not getting paid anything to write those OPs.

They're just excitable fanboys. The OP probably shot a load in his pants when he was chosen to create it.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #663 on:** February 19, 2011, 03:38:32 PM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on February 19, 2011, 02:45:48 PM

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Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #664 on:** February 19, 2011, 04:49:56 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on February 19, 2011, 03:57:40 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=422253

This thread should be great.

Sfag gold!

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He is recognized and appreciated for the projects he worked on

Wasn't he essentially booted out of one of the games he was working on? I think that was Calling All Cars.

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any place he goddamned wants.

hyuk hyuk

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He manages to pull of 'always swearing like a sailor' and 'seeming like an incredibly nice guy' at the same time. That is a rare feat.

rofl

archie4208 · « **Reply #665 on:** February 19, 2011, 06:06:56 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=26030939&postcount=77

welp

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #666 on:** February 19, 2011, 06:13:57 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on February 19, 2011, 05:57:46 PM

He hasn't done anything that has really impressed me except work on Calling all Cars (remember when this game was a big deal) and had it bomb spectacularly.

you are probably too young to remember his best game

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #667 on:** February 19, 2011, 06:45:16 PM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on February 19, 2011, 02:36:08 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=421694

How much do people get paid for a project like this?

can you believe i didn't see a single dime for this? bullshit

magus · « **Reply #668 on:** February 19, 2011, 09:17:18 PM »

Quote from: archie4208 on February 19, 2011, 06:06:56 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=26030939&postcount=77

welp

you know everytime i see a developer posting on gaf they always come across as huge jerks

"look my game is so awesome

"

ManaByte · « **Reply #669 on:** February 19, 2011, 09:52:22 PM »

Calling all Cars!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #670 on:** February 19, 2011, 09:54:33 PM »

:cheebs

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #671 on:** February 19, 2011, 10:11:31 PM »

apparently andrew wk did a QA on /mu/ the other day

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #672 on:** February 19, 2011, 10:12:27 PM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on February 19, 2011, 02:45:48 PM

(Image removed from quote.)

This reminds me of Bruno's "attacked by two dildos" scenario.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #673 on:** February 19, 2011, 10:51:48 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on February 19, 2011, 10:11:31 PM

apparently andrew wk did a QA on /mu/ the other day

wtf transscript plz

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #674 on:** February 19, 2011, 10:53:49 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=422280

I hate sony fans

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #675 on:** February 19, 2011, 11:06:01 PM »

The germans didn't really hate the jews, they just wanted to build nice camps to house them in.

ManaByte · « **Reply #676 on:** February 19, 2011, 11:08:01 PM »

I say we reopen some of those camps for Sony fans.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #677 on:** February 19, 2011, 11:09:30 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on February 19, 2011, 11:04:34 PM

You don't see Microsoft doing this to Xbox 360 hackers.

lmao yes they did, Sony is giving hackers a chance to go back to OFW with no ban, where Microsoft just outright banned them, stole all their microsoft points and paid for games. Geohot is getting sued because he's a fucking moppy headed taco who published keys to a system that are binded by law. This isn't "wahhh wahhh theyre not letting us hack". had faghot not published those keys sony would've just banned them.

lmao @ you thinking Microsoft and Nintendo wouldn't react in the same way if someone published publishing kes

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #678 on:** February 19, 2011, 11:12:45 PM »

totally donated.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #679 on:** February 19, 2011, 11:20:31 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on February 19, 2011, 11:19:28 PM

Quote from: The Worst Poster Ever on February 19, 2011, 11:09:30 PM
Quote from: Green Man on February 19, 2011, 11:04:34 PM
You don't see Microsoft doing this to Xbox 360 hackers.

lmao yes they did, Sony is giving hackers a chance to go back to OFW with no ban, where Microsoft just outright banned them, stole all their microsoft points and paid for games. Geohot is getting sued because he's a fucking moppy headed distinguished effete fellow who published keys to a system that are binded by law. This isn't "wahhh wahhh theyre not letting us hack". had faghot not published those keys sony would've just banned them.

lmao @ you thinking Microsoft and Nintendo wouldn't react in the same way if someone published publishing kes

Has Microsoft ever taken someone caught hacking or pirating games and sued them? Or tried to go after google, youtube, twitter and other sites to get the ips of everyone who watched a video on how to hack an Xbox 360?

yes, just the people who got sued weren't fucking idiots and tried to garner internet respekt and break restraining orders in the process

Brehvolution · « **Reply #680 on:** February 19, 2011, 11:45:43 PM »

Serious internet drama indeed.

Raban · « **Reply #681 on:** February 19, 2011, 11:46:28 PM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on February 19, 2011, 10:51:48 PM

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on February 19, 2011, 10:11:31 PM
apparently andrew wk did a QA on /mu/ the other day

wtf transscript plz

this

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #682 on:** February 19, 2011, 11:47:54 PM »

Thanks to Methodis, I will donate money to Geohot.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #683 on:** February 20, 2011, 12:22:22 AM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on February 19, 2011, 10:51:48 PM

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on February 19, 2011, 10:11:31 PM
apparently andrew wk did a QA on /mu/ the other day

wtf transscript plz

http://boards.4chan.org/mu/res/15550817#15550817
http://boards.4chan.org/mu/res/15552738#15552738

might be some

in there. dunno. didnt look through the entire thread

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #684 on:** February 20, 2011, 12:27:49 AM »

Fuck Sony and fuck Hotz, both of these self-important pricks can suck my dick. I hope they both loose, go bankrupt, and their girlfriends/wives cheat with their mothers, lesbo style.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #685 on:** February 20, 2011, 12:27:53 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=422168

thread about trucks turns into America vs. Europe debate. really awesome.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #686 on:** February 20, 2011, 12:48:15 AM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on February 20, 2011, 12:27:53 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=422168

thread about trucks turns into America vs. Europe debate. really awesome.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=26017712&postcount=58

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

Diunx · « **Reply #687 on:** February 20, 2011, 01:02:53 AM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on February 20, 2011, 12:22:22 AM

Quote from: Positive Touch on February 19, 2011, 10:51:48 PM
Quote from: fistfulofmetal on February 19, 2011, 10:11:31 PM
apparently andrew wk did a QA on /mu/ the other day

wtf transscript plz

http://boards.4chan.org/mu/res/15550817#15550817
http://boards.4chan.org/mu/res/15552738#15552738

might be some in there. dunno. didnt look through the entire thread

He didn't answer the question about his favorite Bowie album, what a dick.

ManaByte · « **Reply #688 on:** February 20, 2011, 01:40:03 AM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on February 20, 2011, 12:27:53 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=422168

thread about trucks turns into America vs. Europe debate. really awesome.

Most of those dumbasses couldn't even release the breaks on a truck much less drive one. I'd hate to have to spend time in one of those European cabovers. Most modern US trucks are like a RV inside.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #689 on:** February 20, 2011, 10:48:00 AM »

all peoples from every country share a common bond in the ability to endlessly bitch about the inconsequential and turn anything into an absolutely meaningless competition

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #690 on:** February 20, 2011, 11:49:55 AM »

The US vs. Europe thing is especially annoying because every other post is "America fuck yeah."

Trey Parker and Matt Stone fucked up by not requiring people to pay a royalty for using it. They'd be billionaires at this point from GAF alone.

Powerslave · « **Reply #691 on:** February 20, 2011, 02:16:12 PM »

American trucks > European trucks

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #692 on:** February 20, 2011, 03:34:47 PM »

I love the take out bandits tag

grrrrrrr bungle snitches!
rrrrrrrrrrrrr baba britches!
sumthin sumthin itches!
DRAGGGUUULLLAAA!!

And nintendo doesn't do jack shit to people about their keys getting posted. Happens all the damn time and they do some weaksauce firmware update that gets circumvented in a few hours. They tried to get flashcards banned in certain countries though.

archie4208 · « **Reply #693 on:** February 20, 2011, 04:35:29 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=422324

:|

Rman · « **Reply #694 on:** February 20, 2011, 04:39:08 PM »

Quote from: archie4208 on February 20, 2011, 04:35:29 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=422324

:|

It's definitely a troll. Kinda of funny one at that.

Reb · « **Reply #695 on:** February 20, 2011, 04:48:48 PM »

Quote from: archie4208 on February 20, 2011, 04:35:29 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=422324

:|

Typical WYL member.

magus · « **Reply #696 on:** February 20, 2011, 04:59:53 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on February 20, 2011, 04:36:20 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=422226

asskissing

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #697 on:** February 20, 2011, 05:50:32 PM »

I still think that smiley should be :elektrikluv

Diunx · « **Reply #698 on:** February 20, 2011, 06:29:07 PM »

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Sounds like he is not really a friend anyway, just tell him that its bad to pirate games and that he shouldnt do it. Depending on his answer, you decide.

Fucking gamers

magus · « **Reply #699 on:** February 20, 2011, 07:39:08 PM »

Quote from: archie4208 on February 20, 2011, 04:35:29 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=422324

:|

winners don't use warez!

Robo · « **Reply #700 on:** February 21, 2011, 02:26:53 AM »

Pls add buttlicking emoticon, pls.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #701 on:** February 21, 2011, 05:02:49 AM »

Quote from: Robo on February 21, 2011, 02:26:53 AM

Pls add buttlicking emoticon, pls.

seconded

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #702 on:** February 21, 2011, 10:02:55 AM »

Quote from: The Sceneman on February 21, 2011, 05:02:49 AM

Quote from: Robo on February 21, 2011, 02:26:53 AM
Pls add buttlicking emoticon, pls.

seconded

turded

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #703 on:** February 21, 2011, 11:22:48 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=422365

OP is either a cunning troll or one of the worst posters on GAF these days.

archie4208 · « **Reply #704 on:** February 21, 2011, 11:42:07 AM »

Quote from: Shah Rukh Khan on February 21, 2011, 11:22:48 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=422365

OP is either a cunning troll or one of the worst posters on GAF these days.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=26055520&postcount=33

I'm going to assume this is a troll, but if not foreveralone.jpg

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #705 on:** February 21, 2011, 12:25:19 PM »

Quote from: archie4208 on February 21, 2011, 11:42:07 AM

Quote from: Shah Rukh Khan on February 21, 2011, 11:22:48 AM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=422365

OP is either a cunning troll or one of the worst posters on GAF these days.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=26055520&postcount=33

I'm going to assume this is a troll, but if not foreveralone.jpg

I think foreveralone.jpg is pretty accurate based on that guy's past posts.

cool breeze · « **Reply #706 on:** February 21, 2011, 02:11:33 PM »

I like how that thread assumes these ladies are throwing themselves at the posters, and they just say "I'M SORRY BUT YOU DON'T LIKE UFOS" and the girl starts crying

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #707 on:** February 21, 2011, 02:40:06 PM »

i'm more annoyed by idiots with no dating experience trying to parameterize something they literally KNOW NOTHING ABOUT. it's just absurd! i mad!

TRY DATING ANYONE, ANYTHING BEFORE YOU START CREATING THESE WEIRD DEUTERONOMICAL LISTS. lists are for people with actual experience -- y'know, the traits they DISCOVERED they don't like through the process of ACTUALLY DATING SOMEONE. (well, nobody likes a disgusting fatty, regardless of personal romantic experience.)

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #708 on:** February 21, 2011, 02:43:16 PM »

also "MUST BELIEVE IN UFOs" is pretty much advertising for an untenable level of crazy that is certainly uncomplementary to the crazy making the request.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #709 on:** February 21, 2011, 02:46:07 PM »

a husky smoker's croak is hawt, though.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #710 on:** February 21, 2011, 03:04:35 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on February 21, 2011, 02:43:16 PM

also "MUST BELIEVE IN UFOs" is pretty much advertising for an untenable level of crazy that is certainly uncomplementary to the crazy making the request.

Mupepe · « **Reply #711 on:** February 21, 2011, 03:16:55 PM »

a lot of that is distinguished mentally-challenged. When I was younger, I would have said "can't listen to radio pop music!!!" but in the end, who cares? jeez. that shit does not define a person and no wonder you're a sad lonely fuck if you don't consider people for stupid reasons like that. I mean, I listen to Tool. I know that's some pretty douchey shit. And I ride down the road jammin Michael Jackson. Who the hell am I to judge because someone likes Usher's new song? You'd be surprised some of the annoying things you can overlook for the right person.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #712 on:** February 21, 2011, 03:19:41 PM »

Quote from: archie4208 on February 21, 2011, 11:42:07 AM

Quote from: Shah Rukh Khan on February 21, 2011, 11:22:48 AM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=422365

OP is either a cunning troll or one of the worst posters on GAF these days.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=26055520&postcount=33

I'm going to assume this is a troll, but if not foreveralone.jpg

man, that sounds like an awesome drunk date, actually

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #713 on:** February 21, 2011, 03:20:29 PM »

also, fatties give the best blow jobs

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #714 on:** February 21, 2011, 03:29:09 PM »

I think that's a troll list, guys. It can't be true

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #715 on:** February 21, 2011, 03:40:17 PM »

a chick who knows how to fuck, wears tight gym clothes so i can check out her ass, will go in half on a carton of camels, and buys me expensive shit

oh, the immoral horror

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #716 on:** February 21, 2011, 03:45:24 PM »

i also think when people post that kind of shit they should be required to include a picture of themselves in all their handsome glory

"I won't date fatties, etc!" and then at the end there's a giant oozing zit with eyes, high lulz all around

cool breeze · « **Reply #717 on:** February 21, 2011, 03:54:09 PM »

Yes. This is how I imagine it plays out in their head:
[youtube=560,345]m231C-mgRJk[/youtube]

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #718 on:** February 21, 2011, 04:02:20 PM »

I understand not dating a smoker: it's a filthy habit. But the idea that wearing sweat pants in public, not liking sports, thinking videogames are childish, etc are game breakers is comically stupid. "Hey look at me I've never talked to a female" stupid. Those lists boil down to them saying "I'll only date someone who's like me." IE a nerdy shut in

They might as well just admit they want a docile Japanese wife to do everything they tell her to and walk a couple paces behind them in public.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #719 on:** February 21, 2011, 04:09:01 PM »

Quote from: Linkzg on February 21, 2011, 03:54:09 PM

Yes. This is how I imagine it plays out in their head:
[youtube=560,345]m231C-mgRJk[/youtube]

Scary world for a woman when there's dudes that can actually relate, completely, to whats being said

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