The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[Himu]

I dunno. There are lot worse Nintendo fanboys than Andrex, guys.

[Oblivion]

I dunno. There are lot worse Nintendo fanboys than Andrex, guys.

Like me?

[Tasty]

Well Andrex, being more mad at Nintendo doesn't make you one of the good ones.

I'm not even really mad about their localization plans. It's kind of a brooding hatred formed after years and years.

Five years ago I was pretty much what Segata said, a blind hopeless fanboy hanging on Nintendo's every whim. I honestly bought into the Blue Ocean talk, and really, truly believed Wii would be the next PS2. But now as much as I hate to admit it Amirox and me probably have a lot in common with how we view Nintendo. I think I have a more positive outlook and try to see the good in them when possible, but I have no expectations whatsoever.

Hindsight is 20/20. I was wrong with a lot of things when it came to the Wii, but a lot of it was stuff I honestly believed third parties would be able to deal with, like the paltry online and graphics disparity. I didn't think those would make as much a difference as they did.

However, I can't even remember the last time I actually outright trolled another console. It must have been before GAF. I'm honestly apathetic to the other console makers. For me personally it's about Nintendo and third-parties now, and not even third-parties on Nintendo consoles. I read about and watch videos of almost all the content out there.

[Himu]

I dunno. There are lot worse Nintendo fanboys than Andrex, guys.

Like me?

No, you're one of the good ones.

[Tasty]

Andy's gotten better.  At least he can laugh at himself now.  I think I can get along with anyone as long as they can laugh at themselves.  Naturally, he's still got a distance to go, but N-tards aren't cured overnight.

Yeah it's going to be a long road yet. I think I'll always have a preference for Nintendo, though.

I've honestly been thinking lately maybe it would be better for Nintendo to go third party, a thought which I would have killed someone for saying a few years ago.  But even still, I think that would objectively be a bad route to go. They still do some interesting things with hardware, a world without the DS would be a pretty lame one. Plus, I wouldn't want them to become what Sega was for all of last gen and most of this one -- they were very clearly hit hard when they didn't have their own hardware.

[etiolate]

I am the greatest of all n-fans. The Picard of the Starship Miyamoto. BN can be my William Riker.

Andrex is Chief O'Brien.

[Tasty]

I would love for Nintendo to go third party actually, never happening though. And what happened to Sega when they went third party was that they were awesome at first then the sammy merger happened.

I just think they'd have a hard time of adjusting to multi-console development. I know they could do it, but their output would suffer in some way. Maybe not in quality but quantity for sure.

I am the greatest of all n-fans. The Picard of the Starship Miyamoto. BN can be my William Riker.

Andrex is Chief O'Brien.

Can't I be Worf or Data.

[TakingBackSunday]

ew, next generation fan

[Vizzys]

youre not cool enough to be riker anyway

[Narag]

He can be beardless Riker.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Is Andrex yet another token Nfag for our forum?

[Mupepe]

One thing about GAF, every month or so I can spend at least an hour or two looking at the Simpsons thread on there and laughing my ass off.  Man that made my Friday so much better

[Tasty]

If you Nintendo fans are Federation characters, what does that make us Nintendo-haters? Klingons?

Xbots are Klingons (the old Xbox controller could have been a Bird of Prey.) Sonyoids are Romulans. I guess PC peeps could be Vulcans, all old and wise and looking down on everyone.

[Tasty]

can sega fans be wookies

No they are all Grouches.

[Tasty]

Most GAF Nintendo fans seem more like The Borg than any other Star Trek race.

What gives you that impression?

I'm used to the Borg being Microsoft because of various non-gaming press jabs.

[EmCeeGrammar]

I'm proud I don't understand a single trekkie reference in here.

[Tasty]

Most GAF Nintendo fans seem more like The Borg than any other Star Trek race.

What gives you that impression?

I'm used to the Borg being Microsoft because of various non-gaming press jabs.

I was thinking about the hive-mind mentality (not saying you have that, but some do). But you know which group best fits the Borg? Apple fans.

Oh yeah, no question there.

[Shaka Khan]

I'm proud I don't understand a single trekkie reference in here.

*brofist*

[Mr. Gundam]

Most GAF Nintendo fans seem more like The Borg than any other Star Trek race.

What gives you that impression?

I'm used to the Borg being Microsoft because of various non-gaming press jabs.

I was thinking about the hive-mind mentality (not saying you have that, but some do). But you know which group best fits the Borg? Apple fans.

Apple and Nintendo fans both fit the mold and creep me out equally.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Lets be fair here. Nintendo used to make good entertainment, its natural people will feel something towards a brand that brought them happiness in the past (Im speaking roughly up to GC).

Apple makes utility products, and loving it is the equivalent of loving the brand of a toaster.

[Tasty]

Lets be fair here. Nintendo used to make good entertainment, its natural people will feel something towards a brand that brought them happiness in the past (Im speaking roughly up to GC).

Apple makes utility products, and loving it is the equivalent of loving the brand of a toaster.

Nintendo still makes great games. I wouldn't be a Nintendo fan anymore if that weren't the case. The problem is that they've mismanaged their home console in several ways.

I think they've done a good job with the 3DS so far though, outside the eShop interface being a bloated mess.

[archie4208]

Lets be fair here. Nintendo used to make good entertainment, its natural people will feel something towards a brand that brought them happiness in the past (Im speaking roughly up to GC).

Apple makes utility products, and loving it is the equivalent of loving the brand of a toaster.

I've never seen anybody worship a toaster like it is the second coming of Jesus.

[BlackMage]

Lets be fair here. Nintendo used to make good entertainment, its natural people will feel something towards a brand that brought them happiness in the past (Im speaking roughly up to GC).

Apple makes utility products, and loving it is the equivalent of loving the brand of a toaster.

Nintendo still makes great games. I wouldn't be a Nintendo fan anymore if that weren't the case. The problem is that they've mismanaged their home console in several ways.

I think they've done a good job with the 3DS so far though, outside the eShop interface being a bloated mess.

THIS FUCKING GUY

[AdmiralViscen]

Lets be fair here. Nintendo used to make good entertainment, its natural people will feel something towards a brand that brought them happiness in the past (Im speaking roughly up to GC).

Apple makes utility products, and loving it is the equivalent of loving the brand of a toaster.

Nintendo still makes great games. I wouldn't be a Nintendo fan anymore if that weren't the case. The problem is that they've mismanaged their home console in several ways.

I think they've done a good job with the 3DS so far though, outside the eShop interface being a bloated mess.

3ds is worse than wii was at this point in its life

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

  Get this happy Nintard horseshit out of my Evilbore

[Trurl]

I think they've done a good job with the 3DS so far though, outside the eShop interface being a bloated mess.

I too am a Nintendo fan with irrationally fond feelings for a cold corporation, but I don't understand how Nintendo has done a good job with the 3DS at all.  What would have been a "bad job?"

[Phoenix Dark]

The DS didn't take off until Nintendogs and Brain Training remember. The 3DS needs some software to justify its existence; ports from a late 90s console won't do the trick

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

A modern era Nintard would think that Nintendo was doing a good job with the 3DS.  The 3DS is the full realization of the DS and Wii -- it is by far the biggest con that Nintendo has run on gamers.  The 3DS is by far the worst deal Nintendo has offered to the consumer since the Virtual Boy: it is underpowered and overpriced with the most inane gimmick ever, bone dry software lineups, and with 13-14 year old port jobs as major titles.  Each new machine Nintendo puts out is more brazen in its raw deal to the consumer.  Nintards are simply content with looking at Nintendo stock prices and profit margins.  To them the 3DS is good because Nintendo makes money on each 3DS.  It has nothing to do with software quantity or quality.  Most of them would eat a pile of dog shit as long as it had a Nintendo seal branded into the pile.

[Tasty]

Lets be fair here. Nintendo used to make good entertainment, its natural people will feel something towards a brand that brought them happiness in the past (Im speaking roughly up to GC).

Apple makes utility products, and loving it is the equivalent of loving the brand of a toaster.

Nintendo still makes great games. I wouldn't be a Nintendo fan anymore if that weren't the case. The problem is that they've mismanaged their home console in several ways.

I think they've done a good job with the 3DS so far though, outside the eShop interface being a bloated mess.

3ds is worse than wii was at this point in its life

Not really. Twilight Princess was good but it came out for GameCube a month after the Wii version, and was in the end just a port. Ocarina of Time is a full remake, and even though it doesn't have the same oomph as a brand new Zelda they're still pretty comparable. Besides that the rest of the libraries are comparable, neither towering over the other.

Besides that, the Wii didn't have any online or non-VC downloadable games for about 10 months and ~15 months, respectively. 3DS has both of those plus VC already. It also has voice chat about two years earlier than the Wii got it.

The DS didn't take off until Nintendo Dogs and Brain Training remember. The 3DS needs some software to justify its existence; ports from a late 90s console won't do the trick

The 3DS is easily doing better at this point in its life than the DS. This gap is only going to widen later this year with Mario, Mario Kart, Animal Crossing, Kid Icarus, etc. I think people are forgetting how bad the DS was early in its life. It's first real core game didn't hit until Mario Kart DS a year after it released, and the thing didn't really hit its stride until the one-two punch of DS Lite and NSMB 7 and 8 months after that.

[AdmiralViscen]

Not getting into this

[Tasty]

I just don't get the hyperbole when it comes to how bad the 3DS is. Last E3 (2010) hype from everyone was off the charts, I'm trying to figure out where it went. Nothing changed. $250 is a horrid price for a handheld and the launch was weak, but those were both pretty much known at E3 when it was announced. It's like everyone turned against the 3DS for some unknown reason when I wasn't paying attention. Honestly, the 3DS backlash has surprised me.

[lennedsay]

Just reading this page makes me want to chuck my Wii out the fucking window.   But not until I retrieve $20+ worth of rechargeable batteries from the wiimotes and balance board.

[AdmiralViscen]

I just don't get the hyperbole when it comes to how bad the 3DS is. Last E3 (2010) hype from everyone was off the charts, I'm trying to figure out where it went. Nothing changed. $250 is a horrid price for a handheld and the launch was weak, but those were both pretty much known at E3 when it was announced. It's like everyone turned against the 3DS for some unknown reason when I wasn't paying attention. Honestly, the 3DS backlash has surprised me.

I didn't hype it

[cool breeze]

3DS does not have games.  It's not that complicated.  To be clear, I mean in the foreseeable future too.

e3 2010: mario kart, paper mario, kid icarus, animal crossing, starfox 64, metal gear solid 3 port, resident evil!
e3 2011: mario kart, paper mario, kid icarus, animal crossing, starfox 64, metal gear solid 3 port, resident evil! and luigi's mansion 2

plus there is a new Nintendo console and no one wants Nintendo's limited talent working on the 3DS instead of that

also, Vita looks way better

also, don't take this as my side of a discussion or argument or whatever.  I'm just answering a question. 

[Tasty]

3DS does not have games.  It's not that complicated.  To be clear, I mean in the foreseeable future too.

e3 2010: mario kart, paper mario, kid icarus, animal crossing, starfox 64, metal gear solid 3 port, resident evil!
e3 2011: mario kart, paper mario, kid icarus, animal crossing, starfox 64, metal gear solid 3 port, resident evil! and luigi's mansion 2

plus there is a new Nintendo console and no one wants Nintendo's limited talent working on the 3DS instead of that

also, Vita looks way better

also, don't take this as my side of a discussion or argument or whatever.  I'm just answering a question. 

Those arguments I sort of get. I was disappointed in the lack of 3DS news from E3. And Vita looks fantastic (still don't quite get the back touchpads, but eh.  ) But still, four solid Nintendo games are coming out for it this year. I don't think the 3DS's direction is off-kilter at all. It's getting more first party games much earlier in its life than... any Nintendo system I can think of.

[AdmiralViscen]

I had more third party than first party games on DS. 3DS is like Wii injected in my handheld

[EmCeeGrammar]

I wonder if Andrex will last here long...

I think I'll get a 3ds in november (3 paycheck month).  By then mercenaries, pilotwings, and steel diver should be much cheaper.  Hopefully Mario and Animal Crossing are out by then too.  You can hang things on your walls in Animal Crossing 3ds Omfg

[Tasty]

I wonder if Andrex will last here long...

I think I'll get a 3ds in november (3 paycheck month).  By then mercenaries, pilotwings, and steel diver should be much cheaper.  Hopefully Mario and Animal Crossing are out by then too.  You can hang things on your walls in Animal Crossing 3ds Omfg

AC has been on a downward slope for me. I loved the GameCube game but it could have just been because it was something I never really had experienced before, and it might have just been that time in my life when I really did have nothing better to do than spend hours every day in the game. Wild World was an amazing game and a great portable title but it never hit the same chords with me. By City Folk I was completely burnt out on the series, I really really tried to like it. But I changed, and AC didn't change with me. The changes the game did have hurt it IMO, spending a couple minutes to and from the City really hurt things... But I was so excited to have it back on a home console. I thought that's what Wild World was missing. But they're both missing something.

Don't have high hopes for the 3DS game at all, for what was once one of my favorite series in gaming. I'll wait for reviews.

[Narag]

I always feel like Andrex has something to sell 

[Tasty]

I always feel like Andrex has something to sell 

...said after I spend a post trashing a Nintendo series.

[Narag]

That's more gentle criticism than trashing. You're selling me on your post now. 

[Tasty]

That's more gentle criticism than trashing. You're selling me on your post now. 

Oh you haven't even seen me get started yet.

[pilonv1]

Split this shit into it's own thread

[benjipwns]

Here's a GAF thread: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=435970

[Vertigo]

I don't get GAF sometimes they 'hate' IGN (or so they say) but when IGN posts a 'Top 100 modern games' they can't resist bitching about something so clearly made to garner hits to their site.

Even better when some posters think their opinions on the top 10 should be taken into account.

[Stoney Mason]

I don't get GAF sometimes they 'hate' IGN (or so they say) but when IGN posts a 'Top 100 modern games' they can't resist bitching about something so clearly made to garner hits to their site.

Even better when some posters think their opinions on the top 10 should be taken into account.

The thing is its about how you approach those things. GAF hates IGN but they are obsessed with IGN. The easier route would just be to ignore the site. But then I guess the same could be said about GAF in general and this thread. 

IGN represents the masses. GAF represents a niche of gamers who think they are the masses. That's where the conflict arises.

[Eel O'Brian]

old-timey pulp fiction writers used to get paid by the word, and sometimes i get the feeling they still practice this payment method at ign

i mean, jesus fucking christ, dude, did you really need to write 4000 words about SportzFest Wagglympics™

[archie4208]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=435982

ugh

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=435982

ugh

Let's Make a Shit Thread
Terrorists have kidnapped your family and they're going to rape and murder them right in front of your eyes unless you can make the shittiest thread possible. Can you do it?

Procedure

(1) Must be totally fucking distinguished mentally-challenged.

(2) Must be a super-complicated way of asking a really simply question. Like instead of asking "What is your favorite game?" you should ask "If you were hang-gliding into the Grand Canyon to stop a nuclear bomb from going off and you had to play a video game and really like it, because the bomb can tell if you're not liking it, which game would it be?"

(3) 50mb.gif

[brob]

between his absurdly intricate threads and him taking a full week of vacation time for E3 I'd say mama takes posting on a video game message board a bit too seriously.

[magus]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=435982

ugh

Let's Make a Shit Thread
Terrorists have kidnapped your family and they're going to rape and murder them right in front of your eyes unless you can make the shittiest thread possible. Can you do it?

Procedure

(1) Must be totally fucking distinguished mentally-challenged.

(2) Must be a super-complicated way of asking a really simply question. Like instead of asking "What is your favorite game?" you should ask "If you were hang-gliding into the Grand Canyon to stop a nuclear bomb from going off and you had to play a video game and really like it, because the bomb can tell if you're not liking it, which game would it be?"

(3) 50mb.gif

why that death gif has like 1 frame where it turns into an alien?

[Stoney Mason]

old-timey pulp fiction writers used to get paid by the word, and sometimes i get the feeling they still practice this payment method at ign

i mean, jesus fucking christ, dude, did you really need to write 4000 words about SportzFest Wagglympics™

Maybe I'm just clicking on the wrong reviews but I've kinda thought the opposite. Most of the reviews I read on there now are shorter than I remember. Reviews seem to start getting really bloated at the beginning of this gen ala stuff like this

http://ps3.ign.com/articles/881/881472p1.html



but most places seem to have scaled back on review length.

[magus]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=435982

ugh

Let's Make a Shit Thread
Terrorists have kidnapped your family and they're going to rape and murder them right in front of your eyes unless you can make the shittiest thread possible. Can you do it?

Procedure

(1) Must be totally fucking distinguished mentally-challenged.

(2) Must be a super-complicated way of asking a really simply question. Like instead of asking "What is your favorite game?" you should ask "If you were hang-gliding into the Grand Canyon to stop a nuclear bomb from going off and you had to play a video game and really like it, because the bomb can tell if you're not liking it, which game would it be?"

(3) 50mb.gif

I RAISE!
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=436001

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

old-timey pulp fiction writers used to get paid by the word, and sometimes i get the feeling they still practice this payment method at ign

i mean, jesus fucking christ, dude, did you really need to write 4000 words about SportzFest Wagglympics™

Maybe I'm just clicking on the wrong reviews but I've kinda thought the opposite. Most of the reviews I read on there now are shorter than I remember. Reviews seem to start getting really bloated at the beginning of this gen ala stuff like this

http://ps3.ign.com/articles/881/881472p1.html



but most places seem to have scaled back on review length.

That's nothing.  Here's this 16 page monstrosity that is on IGN.

Anyway, there was a time when most people used to associate the length of the review with quality.  I think reviewers now know that 90%+ of people just care about the scores at the bottom and that is it.  No sense writing out a 15,000 word review if most of your page views are going to the bottom and maybe a quick scan to discredit/ad hominem and that is it.

[Oblivion]

old-timey pulp fiction writers used to get paid by the word, and sometimes i get the feeling they still practice this payment method at ign

i mean, jesus fucking christ, dude, did you really need to write 4000 words about SportzFest Wagglympics™

Maybe I'm just clicking on the wrong reviews but I've kinda thought the opposite. Most of the reviews I read on there now are shorter than I remember. Reviews seem to start getting really bloated at the beginning of this gen ala stuff like this

http://ps3.ign.com/articles/881/881472p1.html



but most places seem to have scaled back on review length.

That's nothing.  Here's this 16 page monstrosity that is on IGN.

What the fuck? 

[Freyj]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=436024

 

[Oblivion]

What was the original thread title?

[brob]

Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask 3D for Nintendo 3DS

[Joe Molotov]

What was the original thread title?

I'm guessing mods added the "would be lovely".

[CurseoftheGods]

What was the original thread title?

I'm guessing mods added the "would be lovely".

Yup.