The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[Mr. Gundam]

haha, y'all are arguing about the meaning of trauma/ptsd in a shitty story starring a shitty mascot in a nintendo videogame

i'm sorry, i meant: HAW HAW. rarely do i like to play this card, but O MAN PUSSY U SHOULD GET SOME

I mean, we're all posting on this forum. Can't really throw stones like that. 

Sure we can, that's part of what makes The Ol'Borio good times. 

[Himu]

i'm so lazy i'd rather take a nap than get some pussy

at least i can take care of my inner urges with my hand. you can take care of inner sleep urges unless you sleep.

Weren't you bragging about some girl within the past year?  Did you mess that up?

Multiple girls, and no I didn't. One was nympho, one was a quack, one I had to end the relationship because I moved. But right now? I'm jobless. Fuck having a woman while having a job. It's not worth it.

[Himu]

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[archie4208]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=436361

People play games competitively?  What a bunch of fucking nerds!  Now if you will excuse me, I must post about how the PS3 is better than the 360.

[EmCeeGrammar]

Its definitely something I'd be miffed about if my hypothetical kid expressed a desire to be a professional gamer....barf.  At least sports athletes are in shape and can get laid.

[Great Rumbler]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=436361

People play games competitively?  What a bunch of fucking nerds!  Now if you will excuse me, I must post about how the PS3 is better than the 360.

The hypocrisy in that article and in that thread is near palpable.

[Himu]

Its definitely something I'd be miffed about if my hypothetical kid expressed a desire to be a professional gamer....barf.  At least sports athletes are in shape and can get laid.

Daigo is married and it's not the only thing he does. He has an actual day job. The pro gamer scene for him is just something he uses for extra money from what I've seen.

Juston Wong does it to help pay his tuition fees.

[EmCeeGrammar]

Its definitely something I'd be miffed about if my hypothetical kid expressed a desire to be a professional gamer....barf.  At least sports athletes are in shape and can get laid.

Daigo is married and it's not the only thing he does. He has an actual day job. The pro gamer scene for him is just something he uses for extra money from what I've seen.

Juston Wong does it to help pay his tuition fees.

Yeah, I'm fine if its not a primary source of income or they are using it to finance a degree.  But stuff like hearing people train 12 hours a day on starcraft 2 irks me.

[Great Rumbler]

Its definitely something I'd be miffed about if my hypothetical kid expressed a desire to be a professional gamer....barf.  At least sports athletes are in shape and can get laid.

Daigo is married and it's not the only thing he does. He has an actual day job. The pro gamer scene for him is just something he uses for extra money from what I've seen.

Juston Wong does it to help pay his tuition fees.

Yeah, I'm fine if its not a primary source of income or they are using it to finance a degree.  But stuff like hearing people train 12 hours a day on starcraft 2 irks me.

Do you barf every time you hear about an athlete signing a multi-million dollar deal with a sports team?

[EmCeeGrammar]

Its definitely something I'd be miffed about if my hypothetical kid expressed a desire to be a professional gamer....barf.  At least sports athletes are in shape and can get laid.

Daigo is married and it's not the only thing he does. He has an actual day job. The pro gamer scene for him is just something he uses for extra money from what I've seen.

Juston Wong does it to help pay his tuition fees.

Yeah, I'm fine if its not a primary source of income or they are using it to finance a degree.  But stuff like hearing people train 12 hours a day on starcraft 2 irks me.

Do you barf every time you hear about an athlete signing a multi-million dollar deal with a sports team?

I do think athletes get paid a gross amount of money for what is essentially childs play, yes. 

[Mr. Gundam]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=29099808&postcount=2981

EVEN AT AN ART SCHOOL?! This subjugation knows no bounds. ;_;

I don't know, maybe nobody has ever pointed it out to her, but a lot of women choose their haircuts based on what best compliments their facial features... not too many women can pull off the super short hair look and still look attractive. With longer hair she looked like a kinda weird-looking girl; with her current haircut she looks like a gay dude.

She looks like a woman with the haircut, but most women who do their hair like that in the Seattle area are very counter-culture artsy types. Sounds like she'd fit right in.

[brob]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=29099808&postcount=2981

EVEN AT AN ART SCHOOL?! This subjugation knows no bounds. ;_;

I don't know, maybe nobody has ever pointed it out to her, but a lot of women choose their haircuts based on what best compliments their facial features... not too many women can pull off the super short hair look and still look attractive. With longer hair she looked like a kinda weird-looking girl; with her current haircut she looks like a gay dude.

The problem with girls with short hair for me personally is that there aren't all that many ways to dress it. It's true that women usually wear their hair in a way to complement their facial features, but longer hair also allows for a wider range of expression, much like a varied wardrobe. 'just outta the shower sexy wet hair' doesn't work with short hair, can't do tight 'I'm a career woman' braids or fun screwdriver curls, etc...

Of course she's allowed to have short hair, and her reasoning is sound, I was just amused at how she included a jab at all the women who doesn't cut their hair similarly. Reminded me of a small breasted woman getting upset that there are women out there who didn't burn their bras because they actually need the support. 

[Mr. Gundam]

I love women with short hair, actually. Pretty awesome that my wife likes doing her hair that way.

[Phoenix Dark]

 

from what Gundam Potter has said, she sounds super cool

[Mr. Gundam]

from what Gundam Potter has said, she sounds super cool

She likes to rag on me for being a big gundam, video game and beer nerd, but yeah, she is super cool. I'd hope so, since I married her.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Short hair can be sexy, but not on devolution. Your wife looks fine

[Mr. Gundam]

Yeah, it definitely depends on the person. Kinda like how some dudes* can rock long hair, while the rest of just look really weird.

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*A lot of dudes with long hair just look creepy.

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[Tasty]

Yeah, it definitely depends on the person. Kinda like how some dudes* can rock long hair, while the rest of just look really weird.

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*A lot of dudes with long hair just look creepy.

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Yup.

Beards too. Most people think it makes them look less nerdy when in fact it's basically become a new nerd stereotype.

[demi]

Beards are a must for fat guys. You shush up. HOT

[TakingBackSunday]

if gabe had a massively thick beard, what would you think of him, demi

[demi]

I'd think he's a loser because Steam is for losers. Sorry.

[Tasty]

So according to you guys I'm a creepy nerd? makes sense.

Only if you're fat and/or have glasses.

[Shaka Khan]

Beards are a must for fat guys. You shush up. HOT

Rating, please.

[fistfulofmetal]

i have long hair.

[demi]

Beards are a must for fat guys. You shush up. HOT

[img]http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5295/5462300344_c6c4d35642_o.jpg
Rating, please.

Gross

[BlackMage]

Yeah, it definitely depends on the person. Kinda like how some dudes* can rock long hair, while the rest of just look really weird.

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*A lot of dudes with long hair just look creepy.

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[Shaka Khan]

Beards are a must for fat guys. You shush up. HOT

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5295/5462300344_c6c4d35642_o.jpg
Rating, please.

Gross

Finally, some limits.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3153/5737456965_8df0d08317_o.jpg

OR

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4115/4886544809_fed8c974db_o.jpg

[demi]

Top for sure. And you should probably make those links...

[MyNameIsMethodis]

i aint no taco but even i would love to be in the comfort of those men 

[Shaka Khan]

And you should probably make those links...

That's borderline sexist/homophobic!

[demi]

Says you. I just rubbed one out to them

[MyNameIsMethodis]

demi wats the best way to get into bear admiring

[Shaka Khan]

demi wats the best way to get into bear admiring

Someone once told me "Daddy and abandonment issues."

[Mr. Gundam]

i have long hair.

Show off some pics and prove that you can rock the long hair.

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I had long hair for a couple years in high school. I looked like a total dork in hindsight.

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[fistfulofmetal]

i'm sure i look like a fool to most but whatevs. i like having long hair.

[demi]

demi wats the best way to get into bear admiring

daddy and abandonment issues, and get arousal at others' lack of self esteem

[CurseoftheGods]

Beards are a must for fat guys. You shush up. HOT

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5295/5462300344_c6c4d35642_o.jpg
Rating, please.

Gross

Finally, some limits.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3153/5737456965_8df0d08317_o.jpg

OR

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4115/4886544809_fed8c974db_o.jpg

Got anymore of the first guy?

[Phoenix Dark]

[youtube=560,345]SYpDK8yk0Hw[/youtube]
 

[Mr. Gundam]

Yeah, it definitely depends on the person. Kinda like how some dudes* can rock long hair, while the rest of just look really weird.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

*A lot of dudes with long hair just look creepy.

[close]

Yup.

Beards too. Most people think it makes them look less nerdy when in fact it's basically become a new nerd stereotype.

I've been growing a beard the last week or so (as evidenced by my beer tour pics in the other thread). I've given my wife executive powers, ie. I'll shave it if she thinks it's getting creepy. Haven't been told to shave yet.

[etiolate]

I had long hair in highschool. Some girls were really into guys with long hair. By some girls, I mean renn faire types.

[Tasty]

I do think athletes get paid a gross amount of money for what is essentially childs play, yes. 

Ehn, if you can make a living that way, I don't see the harm in it.  At least their job isn't about hurting people.

but dude hitmen are so kool.

[cool breeze]

don't athletes need to train all the time? plus if they get seriously injured, it puts them in a bad place.  the age range for remaining effective is pretty slim, and you commit to it at a young age.  then you actually need to be good at what you do, consistently, and so on.

[pilonv1]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=436416

[Shaka Khan]

I'm not gonna lie, the dude is capable of churning out some quality threads, especially the things he digs up, but most of his recent "what if..." threads are very elaborate gameFAQs threads with the most arbitrary rules lol. Stop sucking please.

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=28870600&postcount=6

Now I think this is getting a little ridiculous.

Edit- Who the heck would choose the dog??

[etiolate]

holy fuck the star fox the animated series stuff in the star fox 3 thread is awesome

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=28870600&postcount=6

Now I think this is getting a little ridiculous.

Edit- Who the heck would choose the dog??

I would.  Objectively they're both living things with an equal right to live, subjectively the dog is way more important to me.  Dog in a heartbeat.

I'll just say I disagree with that.

[Sman]

I love women with short hair, actually. Pretty awesome that my wife likes it.

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It helps that she doesn't look like devolution.

The Devolution hate runs very deep around here. She is mentionned in nearly every pages of this thread, regardless whether she did anything else at GAF or not.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I love women with short hair, actually. Pretty awesome that my wife likes it.

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It helps that she doesn't look like devolution.

The Devolution hate runs very deep around here. She is mentionned in nearly every pages of this thread, regardless whether she did anything else at GAF or not.

I started hating her first! /hipsterindiecred

She gets mentioned a lot because of her penchant for partaking in the histrionics and the ridiculous as often as possible.  I wouldn't really give much of a shit about her otherwise, regardless of haircuts.  A lot of people have stupid looking haircuts, especially people who think they look cool and individualistic.

I don't like short hair on women because only a small percentage are capable of pulling it off.  Most can't and the results are painful, like men with combovers.

[Tasty]

I'll just say I disagree with that.

Knowing where you're coming from, I believe you have to.  Knowing where I'm coming from, my angle is rather easy to see, too.  Diversity!

Let's hold hands and change the world. You and me Segata the Grouch.

[Shaka Khan]

I love women with short hair, actually. Pretty awesome that my wife likes it.

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It helps that she doesn't look like devolution.

The Devolution hate runs very deep around here. She is mentionned in nearly every pages of this thread, regardless whether she did anything else at GAF or not.

Hey man, it's only a vocal minority (actually just one poster). The rest of us love her.

[BlackMage]

I love women with short hair, actually. Pretty awesome that my wife likes it.

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It helps that she doesn't look like devolution.

The Devolution hate runs very deep around here. She is mentionned in nearly every pages of this thread, regardless whether she did anything else at GAF or not.

What an astute observation. I cannot wait to read more from you.

[tiesto]

Short hair can be sexy, but not on devolution. Your wife looks fine

Yup, totally agreeing with Lager on this one... I don't really have any preference in terms of hair length, just don't like when girls have crew cuts. Devolution isn't attractive, but more so because of her personality rather than her hair.

[Cerveza mas fina]

And I aint bias when im riding through the town
Like em small, like em tall, like em black, like em brown

[Van Cruncheon]

I love women with short hair, actually. Pretty awesome that my wife likes it.

(Image removed from quote.)

It helps that she doesn't look like devolution.

The Devolution hate runs very deep around here. She is mentionned in nearly every pages of this thread, regardless whether she did anything else at GAF or not.

Hey man, it's only a vocal minority (actually just one poster). The rest of us love her.

i wouldn't say i HATE anyone on the internet, but i find her online personality tremendously revolting

[Diunx]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=28870600&postcount=6

Now I think this is getting a little ridiculous.

Edit- Who the heck would choose the dog??

I would choose my dog without even thinking about it, why the hell would I save a stranger over someone I love?

[Cerveza mas fina]

Thats because i'm your dawg, dawg.

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=28870600&postcount=6

Now I think this is getting a little ridiculous.

Edit- Who the heck would choose the dog??

I would choose my dog without even thinking about it, why the hell would I save a stranger over someone I love?

Because a person is a person, like you are. Beyond being of the same ilk, from a more objective standpoint, the dog has less to offer society than a human. A dog couldn't say thank you for saving its life, either, and would be dead soon (soon being probably a  few years) anyways.

[Mupepe]

nah fuck that.  My dog is part of my family.  It's not just an animal that's disposable and forgettable.  And he most definitely would understand the implications of me saving him.  I take it you've never had a pet, have you?

[Joe Molotov]

But a dog is also capable of doing less damage to society than a human, what if the stranger was Hitler? OMGDILEMMA