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Himu

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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #4680 on: July 11, 2011, 09:55:16 AM »
How to tell who has aspergers and who doesn't:

Enter this thread. http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=436821

Anyone picking Goku is an aspie.

Cool kids know that Batman stomps.

i disagree. goku would murder everyone in gotham, sorry. case closed.
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BlackMage

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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #4681 on: July 11, 2011, 10:40:16 AM »
How to tell who has aspergers and who doesn't:

Enter this thread. http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=436821

Anyone picking Goku is an aspie.

Cool kids know that Batman stomps.

i disagree. goku would murder everyone in gotham, sorry. case closed.

and that's why yer an asspie or whatever
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Himu

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« Reply #4682 on: July 11, 2011, 10:41:59 AM »
no it's just common sense. goku is a bullshit character.
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Van Cruncheon

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« Reply #4683 on: July 11, 2011, 10:46:15 AM »
Nah, people fap to Tails and Sally.  Amy isn't so popular. 

And dear sweet innocent Andrex.  You have no idea what they've done to your "non anthropomorphic" Pokeymans.  In fact, in sheer volume, Pokemon fetishists easily outweigh the Sonic bunch.

what HASN'T misty been raped by on these interwebs.

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Shaka Khan

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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #4684 on: July 11, 2011, 11:01:00 AM »
The two tails make total sense now.
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Broseidon

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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #4685 on: July 11, 2011, 11:24:24 AM »
So that explains it...
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Himu

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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #4686 on: July 11, 2011, 11:41:19 AM »
that watch thread is hilarious. :lol @ the dudes trying to argue that a watch DOESN'T get you ahead in the professional world. In a business meeting it's poor etiquette to whip out your cell phone. Ever worked with clients? Tell me that taking out your cell to see the time is respectful when you're dealing with a client face to face. In the professional world, a watch doesn't go far, but it completes the ensemble. You can't have a suit without a watch and be taken seriously. It looks boy-ish, naive, green.

:lol @ anyone trying to argue against any of this.

That said, I do prefer cells over watches. I'm a hairy guy and watches tend to get stuck to my hair and it fucking hurts. Also, watches break easy, especially since I tend to go for leather straps since metal straps get caught in my hair.
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« Reply #4687 on: July 11, 2011, 11:52:05 AM »
I got nothing to do so I might as well check it out :teehee
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« Reply #4688 on: July 11, 2011, 12:30:33 PM »
that watch thread is hilarious. :lol @ the dudes trying to argue that a watch DOESN'T get you ahead in the professional world. In a business meeting it's poor etiquette to whip out your cell phone. Ever worked with clients? Tell me that taking out your cell to see the time is respectful when you're dealing with a client face to face. In the professional world, a watch doesn't go far, but it completes the ensemble. You can't have a suit without a watch and be taken seriously. It looks boy-ish, naive, green.

:lol @ anyone trying to argue against any of this.

That said, I do prefer cells over watches. I'm a hairy guy and watches tend to get stuck to my hair and it fucking hurts. Also, watches break easy, especially since I tend to go for leather straps since metal straps get caught in my hair.
I hate wrist watches, so when I have my suit I use pocket watches.  I've gotten a ton of compliments and "Oh wow, can I see that?" when I whip out my pocket watch.

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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #4689 on: July 11, 2011, 12:31:13 PM »
that watch thread is hilarious. :lol @ the dudes trying to argue that a watch DOESN'T get you ahead in the professional world. In a business meeting it's poor etiquette to whip out your cell phone. Ever worked with clients? Tell me that taking out your cell to see the time is respectful when you're dealing with a client face to face. In the professional world, a watch doesn't go far, but it completes the ensemble. You can't have a suit without a watch and be taken seriously. It looks boy-ish, naive, green.

:lol @ anyone trying to argue against any of this.

That said, I do prefer cells over watches. I'm a hairy guy and watches tend to get stuck to my hair and it fucking hurts. Also, watches break easy, especially since I tend to go for leather straps since metal straps get caught in my hair.
I hate wrist watches, so when I have my suit I use pocket watches.  I've gotten a ton of compliments and "Oh wow, can I see that?" when I whip out my pocket watch.

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Himu

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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #4690 on: July 11, 2011, 12:33:52 PM »
that watch thread is hilarious. :lol @ the dudes trying to argue that a watch DOESN'T get you ahead in the professional world. In a business meeting it's poor etiquette to whip out your cell phone. Ever worked with clients? Tell me that taking out your cell to see the time is respectful when you're dealing with a client face to face. In the professional world, a watch doesn't go far, but it completes the ensemble. You can't have a suit without a watch and be taken seriously. It looks boy-ish, naive, green.

:lol @ anyone trying to argue against any of this.

That said, I do prefer cells over watches. I'm a hairy guy and watches tend to get stuck to my hair and it fucking hurts. Also, watches break easy, especially since I tend to go for leather straps since metal straps get caught in my hair.
I hate wrist watches, so when I have my suit I use pocket watches.  I've gotten a ton of compliments and "Oh wow, can I see that?" when I whip out my pocket watch.

I hate wrist watches as well.
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« Reply #4691 on: July 11, 2011, 01:00:14 PM »
I think you guys are overrating mailmen, maybe in the 1950s they were walking around getting to know everyone. But now days I just see them drive up and fail to park their truck then waddle up to the box. More like Newman than Paperboy.

Maybe that's how it is in suburban sprawl, but in the city they're still on foot delivering the mail.
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« Reply #4692 on: July 11, 2011, 02:45:09 PM »
You have to be very cool and pull off pulling a cell instead of a phone to see what time it is.

I haven't had a watch since high school though.

Himu

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« Reply #4693 on: July 11, 2011, 02:57:12 PM »
You have to be very cool and pull off pulling a cell instead of a phone to see what time it is.

I haven't had a watch since high school though.

huh?
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« Reply #4694 on: July 11, 2011, 03:28:50 PM »
pfffffff I mean you have to be very cool too pull off taking your cell out just to see the time and not looking like an ass.

BlackMage

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« Reply #4695 on: July 11, 2011, 03:40:16 PM »
pfffffff I mean you have to be very cool too pull off taking your cell out just to see the time and not looking like an ass.

Taking your cellphone out to see the time makes you look like an ass?  that's reaching.
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Broseidon

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« Reply #4696 on: July 11, 2011, 03:42:31 PM »
pfffffff I mean you have to be very cool too pull off taking your cell out just to see the time and not looking like an ass.

Taking your cellphone out to see the time makes you look like an ass?  that's reaching.

I feel awkward when I take my phone out to check the time.

It's better to just glance at your watch.
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BlackMage

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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #4697 on: July 11, 2011, 03:47:35 PM »
pfffffff I mean you have to be very cool too pull off taking your cell out just to see the time and not looking like an ass.

Taking your cellphone out to see the time makes you look like an ass?  that's reaching.

I feel awkward when I take my phone out to check the time.

It's better to just glance at your watch.

maybe you are just an awkward person. YEP I THINK THAT'S IT
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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #4698 on: July 11, 2011, 03:52:02 PM »
pfffffff I mean you have to be very cool too pull off taking your cell out just to see the time and not looking like an ass.

Taking your cellphone out to see the time makes you look like an ass?  that's reaching.

I feel awkward when I take my phone out to check the time.

It's better to just glance at your watch.

maybe you are just an awkward person. YEP I THINK THAT'S IT

Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays!
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BlackMage

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« Reply #4699 on: July 11, 2011, 03:53:06 PM »
I've got a case of the want to beat yous!  :punch
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Broseidon

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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #4700 on: July 11, 2011, 04:56:18 PM »
I still want to know why Pringo thought I was Devolution.
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CurseoftheGods

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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #4701 on: July 11, 2011, 05:02:13 PM »
Somebody please PM me Crushed's alt on GAF. I need to get in touch with him.

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« Reply #4702 on: July 11, 2011, 05:05:51 PM »
Somebody please PM me Crushed's alt on GAF. I need to get in touch with him.

Yeah, sure thing, AMIR0X. ::)
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Himu

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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #4703 on: July 11, 2011, 05:08:21 PM »
LEAVE MY BABY ALONE
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Broseidon

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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #4704 on: July 11, 2011, 07:15:23 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=436928

 ::)

Wasn't there a thread exactly the same as this in Gaming just the other day?
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Shaka Khan

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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #4705 on: July 11, 2011, 07:20:10 PM »
But this was created by the baroness, the hottie that cosplayed once as Bayonetta.

Bayonetta > Curse
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CurseoftheGods

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« Reply #4706 on: July 11, 2011, 07:21:46 PM »
But this was created by the baroness, the hottie that cosplayed once as Bayonetta.

Bayonetta > Curse

Excuse me?

Shaka Khan

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« Reply #4707 on: July 11, 2011, 07:26:55 PM »
I was comparing it to your "worst fanboys" thread, but now I realize that this thread was posted in the OT.

But unless you have some leather gear laying around and willing to prove me wrong, my comparison still stands.
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Broseidon

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« Reply #4708 on: July 11, 2011, 07:29:47 PM »
I need to peruse these cosplay photos before coming to a proper decision on this matter.
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CurseoftheGods

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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #4709 on: July 11, 2011, 07:31:10 PM »
I dunno, dude. I am pretty awesome.

CurseoftheGods

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« Reply #4710 on: July 11, 2011, 07:31:40 PM »
I'll send you my dick pics on FaceBook.

Broseidon

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« Reply #4711 on: July 11, 2011, 07:45:51 PM »
 ???

If he's serious, then that post makes no sense.
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CurseoftheGods

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« Reply #4712 on: July 11, 2011, 07:49:21 PM »
He's not serious, because it's not called "My Magic Pony".

Broseidon

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« Reply #4713 on: July 11, 2011, 07:52:39 PM »
 :-[

durr, didn't notice that.
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« Reply #4714 on: July 11, 2011, 07:56:27 PM »
But this was created by the baroness, the hottie that cosplayed once as Bayonetta.

Bayonetta > Curse

Pics

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Freyj

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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #4715 on: July 11, 2011, 08:01:53 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=436929

I appreciate that Stump isn't outright banning folk, even if "cool story bro" is the only moderately reasonable response, but why not stop these terrible fucking threads from being created and posted in in the first place?

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« Reply #4716 on: July 11, 2011, 08:21:42 PM »
I still want to know why Pringo thought I was Devolution.


http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=35993.msg1337608#msg1337608

That's how I interpreted that post. Unless you meant to say Devolution is someone else and you know you that is.

Broseidon

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« Reply #4717 on: July 11, 2011, 08:23:26 PM »
I thought it might be that post.

Naw, Devolution is someone else here from what I know.
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« Reply #4718 on: July 11, 2011, 08:37:26 PM »
I'm Devolution.
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Broseidon

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« Reply #4719 on: July 11, 2011, 08:38:44 PM »
Don't be silly.
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« Reply #4721 on: July 11, 2011, 08:56:55 PM »
I thought it might be that post.

Naw, Devolution is someone else here from what I know.

She's already here? Would be amazing if she's an old member too.
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« Reply #4722 on: July 11, 2011, 09:00:33 PM »
Actually I'm Devolution.  Really.

I created the Devolution alt from a mixture of my experiences of women that I despise: the self obsessed feminists who clogged the Political Science and Sociology classes I took, the bitchy female customers who assumed that because I'm a male that I'm out to screw them, and from the pseudointellectual artistically inclined women that I knew when I was a Graphic Design major.  It was a culmination of all of my latent misogynistic issues into the form of an abrasive, shitty forumgoer on the internet.  I consider it therapeutic to have the alt charge into threads, take a fat shit in it, and then drag it down into oblivion.  Feels good man.
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Shaka Khan

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« Reply #4723 on: July 11, 2011, 09:04:14 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=436929

I appreciate that Stump isn't outright banning folk, even if "cool story bro" is the only moderately reasonable response, but why not stop these terrible fucking threads from being created and posted in in the first place?

They've been pretty lax on that front (thread locking) compared to the past, in fact they usually end up supporting the practice by banning memes like "cool story bro" and thread whining. The philosophy behind it simply "if it's not worth discussing, stop bumping it by posting and let it die." The only problem is that there many terrible posters who'd make threads like those thrive and prosper. As for Stump, he's a sweetheart, least mod susceptible to wielding the hammer. He'd rather remind people of where the line lies than to actually ban. <3
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Broseidon

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« Reply #4724 on: July 11, 2011, 09:06:17 PM »
Yeah, Stump is cool peoples.
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Broseidon

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« Reply #4725 on: July 11, 2011, 09:10:54 PM »
Probably.

He doesn't seem like an aspie manchild like half of the mods do.
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« Reply #4726 on: July 11, 2011, 09:14:34 PM »
Actually I'm Devolution.  Really.

I created the Devolution alt from a mixture of my experiences of women that I despise: the self obsessed feminists who clogged the Political Science and Sociology classes I took, the bitchy female customers who assumed that because I'm a male that I'm out to screw them, and from the pseudointellectual artistically inclined women that I knew when I was a Graphic Design major.  It was a culmination of all of my latent misogynistic issues into the form of an abrasive, shitty forumgoer on the internet.  I consider it therapeutic to have the alt charge into threads, take a fat shit in it, and then drag it down into oblivion.  Feels good man.

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Broseidon

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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #4727 on: July 11, 2011, 09:15:52 PM »
EviLore actually seems like an alright dude.

At least, going from my experiences with him.
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« Reply #4728 on: July 11, 2011, 09:32:20 PM »
Wrong



Btw wheres this bayo cosplay

Shaka Khan

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« Reply #4729 on: July 11, 2011, 10:05:08 PM »
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Broseidon

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« Reply #4730 on: July 11, 2011, 10:09:58 PM »
Oh my...  :-*
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« Reply #4731 on: July 11, 2011, 10:34:41 PM »
Actually I'm Devolution.  Really.

I created the Devolution alt from a mixture of my experiences of women that I despise: the self obsessed feminists who clogged the Political Science and Sociology classes I took, the bitchy female customers who assumed that because I'm a male that I'm out to screw them, and from the pseudointellectual artistically inclined women that I knew when I was a Graphic Design major.  It was a culmination of all of my latent misogynistic issues into the form of an abrasive, shitty forumgoer on the internet.  I consider it therapeutic to have the alt charge into threads, take a fat shit in it, and then drag it down into oblivion.  Feels good man.

Where do the pictures of "her" come from?
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« Reply #4732 on: July 11, 2011, 10:35:04 PM »
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Turns out I was actually misremembering the 2009 post, she's actually one of the girls I blurred out, the one on the left. Oops.

She looks good though, not the Bayonetta model good though.
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« Reply #4733 on: July 11, 2011, 10:45:40 PM »
wrong angle
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« Reply #4734 on: July 11, 2011, 11:13:52 PM »
Well that's no fun  :-\
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« Reply #4735 on: July 11, 2011, 11:19:40 PM »
Apparently I'm not supposed to be talking about the supposed :drudge <finger quotes> DRAMA </finger quotes> :drudge happening over at WYL right now. :-X But apparently there's a new spinoff like Rockbanned.

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« Reply #4736 on: July 11, 2011, 11:29:50 PM »
Apparently I'm not supposed to be talking about the supposed :drudge <finger quotes> DRAMA </finger quotes> :drudge happening over at WYL right now. :-X But apparently there's a new spinoff like Rockbanned.

they still aren't dead yet?

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« Reply #4737 on: July 11, 2011, 11:32:01 PM »
you seem like a cool dude andrex
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« Reply #4738 on: July 11, 2011, 11:32:23 PM »
Apparently I'm not supposed to be talking about the supposed :drudge <finger quotes> DRAMA </finger quotes> :drudge happening over at WYL right now. :-X But apparently there's a new spinoff like Rockbanned.
wyl is the spinoff

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« Reply #4739 on: July 11, 2011, 11:34:02 PM »
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JUNPEI?!?!?!
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