I'd like a movie based on GAF's perception of the game industry.
It'd be like a really nerdy soap opera, considering how much emotion is imputed onto these companies and their actions. People are so fucking distinguished mentally-challenged when it comes to perceiving how an industry works...trace back the money, that's all you need to do. But thankfully, the deviations from this one simple point makes for so much drama.
No, MS isn't "stealing" exclusives just to get back at and spite Sony. No, Nintendo doesn't have its head up its ass for not localizing Xenowhateverthefuckwhofuckingcaresnobodythatswho...they won't make any profit on it, so why do it--everyone who signed the petition is some niche relic of 1997 back when JRPGs were actually popular. No, Angry Birds' legacy is not completely dead in the water because they released a second improved version (that you have to pay full price for) after a publisher mix up on PSN.
So, in the movie, the entire world pays super close attention to every detailed move by these 3 game companies. Neogaf is some kind of elite group that everybody, even game companies, pay attention to. Everything throughout the movie is very hyped up and super intense--people who are banned are killed by "mods" (trained mercenaries), NPD sales cause certain fans to commit suicide, while others become inexplicably rich when their favorite console wins, members manipulate the market by enlisting people around the country to destroy games/systems by rival companies that are in store, there are fight scenes ala the Warriors ("oh shit, we're in brony territory"), and E3 is like the Running Man or Total Recall or Robocop any 80s/90s action movie with dystopic corporations.
Then, at the end of the movie, the camera starts at a shot of a destroyed Nintendo corporate headquarters...it pans out, going back through the clouds, out into space, then it emerges from a computer screen, and we have a shot of a dark room with a really fat, sweaty, and unwashed guy sitting in it, with anime figures everywhere, and it turns out the whole thing just totally took place in his head.