Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 6039167 times)

Narag · « **Reply #6900 on:** September 06, 2011, 11:40:18 PM »

Blast from the past: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=53984 6 year old MAF thread.

Himu · « **Reply #6901 on:** September 07, 2011, 12:18:12 AM »

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo @ londa

lennedsay · « **Reply #6902 on:** September 07, 2011, 12:54:43 AM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on September 07, 2011, 12:02:42 AM

Quote from: lennedsay on September 06, 2011, 10:29:08 PM
I can't say anything (on GAF that is), because I'm a whitey, but...

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=30722905&postcount=159

Basically educated black women feel they should marry down (aka an uneducated black guy with a shit job to preserve race) rather than marry out (whitey with little cock and lotta money). But Londa is mad because some black men, both educated and uneducated, sometimes want to marry out (whitey) rather than marry down (Londa). Does this mean black dudes are smarter than black women, regardless of the level of education of both parties?

Oh yea, FYI I'm drunk, so I apologize for any and all racist and sexist comments.

Why can't the uneducated black guys with the shit jobs marry Londa?

Because they'll probably find themselves a nice obese white chick who loves the shit out of their bum ass (and their BBC) and who doesn't mind picking up an extra shift or two a week as a sex phone operator to sustain their lifestyle (aka her food habits and his weed habits).

Nothing wrong with having a borderline diabetic sugar momma, other than the irony. And it's better than Londa, not because she's black, but because she's black & ANGRY!!! Nicca just wants to chill and smoke weed man.

Himu · « **Reply #6903 on:** September 07, 2011, 01:30:42 AM »

pilonv1 · « **Reply #6904 on:** September 07, 2011, 03:20:40 AM »

the last page or so has been epic

etiolate · « **Reply #6905 on:** September 07, 2011, 04:49:25 AM »

Quote from: lennedsay on September 07, 2011, 12:54:43 AM

Quote from: AWESOM-O on September 07, 2011, 12:02:42 AM
Quote from: lennedsay on September 06, 2011, 10:29:08 PM
I can't say anything (on GAF that is), because I'm a whitey, but...

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=30722905&postcount=159

Basically educated black women feel they should marry down (aka an uneducated black guy with a shit job to preserve race) rather than marry out (whitey with little cock and lotta money). But Londa is mad because some black men, both educated and uneducated, sometimes want to marry out (whitey) rather than marry down (Londa). Does this mean black dudes are smarter than black women, regardless of the level of education of both parties?

Oh yea, FYI I'm drunk, so I apologize for any and all racist and sexist comments.

Why can't the uneducated black guys with the shit jobs marry Londa?

Because they'll probably find themselves a nice obese white chick who loves the shit out of their bum ass (and their BBC) and who doesn't mind picking up an extra shift or two a week as a sex phone operator to sustain their lifestyle (aka her food habits and his weed habits).

Nothing wrong with having a borderline diabetic sugar momma, other than the irony. And it's better than Londa, not because she's black, but because she's black & ANGRY!!! Nicca just wants to chill and smoke weed man.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #6906 on:** September 07, 2011, 08:23:17 AM »

lennedsay dropping truth bombs all up in here.

Mupepe · « **Reply #6907 on:** September 07, 2011, 10:44:33 AM »

spindashing · « **Reply #6908 on:** September 07, 2011, 12:25:24 PM »

Quote from: lennedsay on September 07, 2011, 12:54:43 AM

Because they'll probably find themselves a nice obese white chick who loves the shit out of their bum ass (and their BBC) and who doesn't mind picking up an extra shift or two a week as a sex phone operator to sustain their lifestyle (aka her food habits and his weed habits).

Nothing wrong with having a borderline diabetic sugar momma, other than the irony. And it's better than Londa, not because she's black, but because she's black & ANGRY!!! Nicca just wants to chill and smoke weed man.

Holy shit.

magus · « **Reply #6909 on:** September 08, 2011, 07:47:11 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=443995

this thread is stupid

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #6910 on:** September 08, 2011, 08:27:48 AM »

I like how the "Guy pays his sister for sex" thread has turned into a "legalize incest" thread. Mupepe would be proud.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #6911 on:** September 08, 2011, 08:41:51 AM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on September 08, 2011, 07:54:40 AM

yeah, you don't really have to be a good gamer to be a good designer

though i question all the supposed 'gamers' who can't pull off what i (and many others around here) did at age eight

Brb, calculating your age.

Himu · « **Reply #6912 on:** September 08, 2011, 02:08:25 PM »

I beat Zelda when I was 6 years old with the help of my uncle. Also, fuck Zelda 2

Himu · « **Reply #6913 on:** September 08, 2011, 02:09:26 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on September 08, 2011, 10:03:16 AM

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on September 08, 2011, 07:54:40 AM
yeah, you don't really have to be a good gamer to be a good designer

though i question all the supposed 'gamers' who can't pull off what i (and many others around here) did at age eight

Zeldafags just really, really hate Aunoma even though he made their darling Majora's Mask. This is just another excuse for them to bitch and whine about him. I love Shiggy myself but that dude lost it years ago.

AONUMA

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #6914 on:** September 08, 2011, 04:46:08 PM »

Aonuma is the best thing that happened to Zelda – Shiggy has great ideas and I credit him for some of my favorite games but when it comes to Zelda these days, he gets in Aonuma's way more often than not and changes the game, usually for the worse.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #6915 on:** September 08, 2011, 05:23:51 PM »

The Shigmeister is still a head full of million dollar ideas, quit player hating.

I mean, right now he's just going through skyward sword to address structure and pacing and mechanical issues, a similar role he had on the Galaxy games and NSMBWii. Just recently he decided it would be better to put newer items in the early part of the game, which sounds great.
Although blowing air in Donkey Kong was stoo ped.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6916 on:** September 08, 2011, 06:13:26 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on September 08, 2011, 06:03:12 PM

Quote from: BrandNew on September 08, 2011, 04:46:08 PM
Aonuma is the best thing that happened to Zelda – Shiggy has great ideas and I credit him for some of my favorite games but when it comes to Zelda these days, he gets in Aonuma's way more often than not and changes the game, usually for the worse.

Oh I agree completely, I love Aunoma and I hope to see what he can do once given the option to create his own IP. I was only pointing out that many a Zeldafag hate his guts, be them the majority or vocal minority, he keeps getting shat on.

hahahahahaahha. New IP, Nintendo? ahahahahahahahaha

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #6917 on:** September 08, 2011, 06:15:01 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 08, 2011, 06:13:26 PM

Quote from: Wrath2X on September 08, 2011, 06:03:12 PM
Quote from: BrandNew on September 08, 2011, 04:46:08 PM
Aonuma is the best thing that happened to Zelda – Shiggy has great ideas and I credit him for some of my favorite games but when it comes to Zelda these days, he gets in Aonuma's way more often than not and changes the game, usually for the worse.

Oh I agree completely, I love Aunoma and I hope to see what he can do once given the option to create his own IP. I was only pointing out that many a Zeldafag hate his guts, be them the majority or vocal minority, he keeps getting shat on.

hahahahahaahha. New IP, Nintendo? ahahahahahahahaha

Nintendo doesn't just create new IPs, they create new genres.

Nintendo

pilonv1 · « **Reply #6918 on:** September 08, 2011, 07:59:31 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=444095

PD

Himu · « **Reply #6919 on:** September 08, 2011, 08:03:23 PM »

I agree with pd.

brob · « **Reply #6920 on:** September 08, 2011, 10:06:26 PM »

I really don't like the combat and/or controls in Zelda. wouldn't mind seeing some changes (disregarding peek-a-boo motion fighting).

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #6921 on:** September 08, 2011, 10:11:50 PM »

Controls are perfectly fine in Zelda, combat is...its just less than dynamic. I'd really like something like Arkham Asylum's combat, but I don't know how they'd implement that in Zelda.

brob · « **Reply #6922 on:** September 08, 2011, 10:15:21 PM »

I don't like the controls in 3D Mario games either, so don't put too much weight on my opinion.

Oblivion · « **Reply #6923 on:** September 08, 2011, 11:54:51 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on September 08, 2011, 10:03:16 AM

Zeldafags just really, really hate Aunoma even though he made their darling Majora's Mask.

How the heck does that make sense.

Oblivion · « **Reply #6924 on:** September 09, 2011, 07:21:30 AM »

Also,

1. I nominate Lennedsy for queen of the dudes.
2. You have an accent?

edit:

Quote from: Wrath2X on September 06, 2011, 10:25:48 PM

You put the man in woman

3. Imma steal that.

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #6925 on:** September 09, 2011, 07:36:13 AM »

3 different OTs were made for this shit game and the whole first page is manchildren bitching about it

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=443727

magus · « **Reply #6926 on:** September 09, 2011, 07:44:47 AM »

i don't think i ever understood why GAF threads have to be like that,do people need to put the trailer,screencap of the movie,the whole cast list,put a banner inside it and do all that stuff everytime they want to talk about a movie in the off topic forum?

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #6927 on:** September 09, 2011, 11:59:00 AM »

What does Londa look like?

Broseidon · « **Reply #6928 on:** September 09, 2011, 01:18:09 PM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on September 09, 2011, 11:59:00 AM

What does Londa look like?

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

Oblivion · « **Reply #6929 on:** September 09, 2011, 03:29:26 PM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on September 09, 2011, 11:59:00 AM

What does Londa look like?

She posted a pic before, and let's just say, based on her personality, she's not even close to being hot enough to compensate.

BlackMage · « **Reply #6930 on:** September 09, 2011, 03:35:25 PM »

Quote from: Broseidon on September 09, 2011, 01:18:09 PM

Quote from: Smooth Groove on September 09, 2011, 11:59:00 AM
What does Londa look like?

spoiler (click to show/hide)
[close]

so, hot then.

etiolate · « **Reply #6931 on:** September 09, 2011, 03:50:51 PM »

Visual representation of a Londa post:

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #6932 on:** September 09, 2011, 03:59:52 PM »

bahaha

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #6933 on:** September 09, 2011, 04:05:34 PM »

Someone needs to post that in response to one of her posts

Himu · « **Reply #6934 on:** September 09, 2011, 04:07:52 PM »

but harson would say it's wacist

Broseidon · « **Reply #6935 on:** September 09, 2011, 04:43:04 PM »

Remind me to do it when I get unbanned.

Himu · « **Reply #6936 on:** September 09, 2011, 04:48:17 PM »

what u talkin bout? that nicca dark. not as dark as me, but's he's black!

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #6937 on:** September 09, 2011, 04:54:17 PM »

If we judge blackness by the company we keep, Harson is Terrence Howard grade

Himu · « **Reply #6938 on:** September 09, 2011, 05:03:42 PM »

Harson is a college student. Black males don't attend college, and black people at large certainly don't attend art schools. Black people don't "get" art, it is all about lawyers and doctor type jobs.

Himu · « **Reply #6939 on:** September 09, 2011, 05:11:44 PM »

Dark skinned brothers do the same shit lol

Sheit, me and beezy should have a darkathon to see who's darker.

Himu · « **Reply #6940 on:** September 09, 2011, 05:18:21 PM »

Bet you Beezy on the dl

Himu · « **Reply #6941 on:** September 09, 2011, 05:22:47 PM »

you know you wanna try it

BlackMage · « **Reply #6942 on:** September 09, 2011, 05:31:24 PM »

the hell are you two going on about?

Oblivion · « **Reply #6943 on:** September 09, 2011, 06:14:06 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on September 09, 2011, 04:07:52 PM

but harson would say it's wacist

It's only racist if it's not true.

spindashing · « **Reply #6944 on:** September 09, 2011, 06:18:30 PM »

lol black people

Himu · « **Reply #6945 on:** September 09, 2011, 06:27:59 PM »

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #6946 on:** September 09, 2011, 10:48:38 PM »

May have already been posted as I don't read this thread too often but

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=444239

Jesus wept

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6947 on:** September 09, 2011, 10:50:46 PM »

Reliving their childhoods is no longer good enough, Ntards have decided to intercept the childhoods of actual children

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #6948 on:** September 09, 2011, 10:54:14 PM »

That there's a woman out there that's desperate enough to allow him to impregnate her is possibly the saddest part of all. I hope he's got money or something, and not just a lot of Nintendo stock.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #6949 on:** September 09, 2011, 10:57:25 PM »

Yeah, I'm sure your kid will appreciate it when he's playing Super Mario Bros. on the NES and all his friends are playing Call of Duty 10 on the PS11.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6950 on:** September 09, 2011, 10:57:58 PM »

Next he's gonna teach his kid to masturbate to old Sears catalogs

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #6951 on:** September 09, 2011, 11:02:24 PM »

Quote from: oatmeal

They all actively use iPads.

My parents gave all of my siblings one for Christmas (except me ) and they have given them to their kids.

Haha, his own family hates him. It's all starting to make sense.

Himu · « **Reply #6952 on:** September 09, 2011, 11:25:33 PM »

SON WE DONT USE iTUNES IN THIS HOUSE. CD AND CASSETTE ONLY.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #6953 on:** September 09, 2011, 11:34:49 PM »

No, he's gotta earn the right to play CDs. First he needs to be introduced to warm, rich analog sound of Vinyl. Happy Birthday son, it's Simon & Garfunkel's Greatest Hits. Listen to that, and then we'll talk about getting you some Three Dog Night.

Himu · « **Reply #6954 on:** September 09, 2011, 11:38:02 PM »

Vinyl -> cassette -> CDs -> kazaa

He'll go through it the way I did it!

Himu · « **Reply #6955 on:** September 09, 2011, 11:43:15 PM »

"Hey guys did you know that if you burn a cd with mp3s through Nero your tracks won't have quality issues and skip? Also, this is a really good anti-skip compact disc player. Wanna listen?"

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #6956 on:** September 09, 2011, 11:47:46 PM »

I got a sweet new Oasis song I taped off the radio using my cassette recorder, if you wanna come over and listen. It's only missing the first few seconds, although my mom comes in and asks if I want some Hot Pockets right in the middle of it.

Himu · « **Reply #6957 on:** September 09, 2011, 11:59:19 PM »

"We got an awesome new 50 inch sdtv set for Christmas! It really shows movies the way they were meant to be watched!"

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #6958 on:** September 10, 2011, 12:04:13 AM »

I've got a few episodes of Ramna 1/2 [38-43, I think], my buddy taped them in Japan and sent them over. They're not translated, but you can kind of tell what's going on. We can watch those on my 54" Zenith big-screen TV and drink Crystal Pepsi.

Himu · « **Reply #6959 on:** September 10, 2011, 12:15:52 AM »

On a serious note, I can KINDA understand this guy's position. It's not like when we were kids and there were TONS of kid oriented gaming. Today's gaming is overwhelmingly adult oriented. But I don't think the alternative fix is forcing your kid to play old ass games, let them if they want, introduce them, but don't force them to play nes games only. Kids love Mario, so I don't see the harm in introducing Mario. The discrepancy is when you let them play Mario and ONLY Mario.

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