Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 6034930 times)

Quote from: Stringer Bell on November 10, 2011, 04:21:58 PM
At least I'm an honest, nicca.

How small are we talking here, though?

Small by Black standards, or just generally small?

I'm just average.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #9310 on:** November 10, 2011, 04:33:04 PM »

We are hung
Heartache to heartache

Himu · « **Reply #9311 on:** November 10, 2011, 04:34:29 PM »

I'm pretty sure middle eastern dudes and italian dudes have the biggest dicks

Solo · « **Reply #9312 on:** November 10, 2011, 04:35:27 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on November 10, 2011, 04:28:52 PM

Actually it's 5 inches wide.

Yeah, well, us whiteys have long balls, so there

Himu · « **Reply #9313 on:** November 10, 2011, 04:37:01 PM »

Are you a grower or a shower, Solo.

Solo · « **Reply #9314 on:** November 10, 2011, 04:37:28 PM »

grower!

Himu · « **Reply #9315 on:** November 10, 2011, 04:38:00 PM »

Me too!

Robo · « **Reply #9316 on:** November 10, 2011, 04:38:09 PM »

Quote from: jarosh on November 10, 2011, 04:19:41 PM

third's penis > himuro's penis

Need proof, pls.

Solo · « **Reply #9317 on:** November 10, 2011, 04:38:42 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on November 10, 2011, 04:38:00 PM

Me too!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9318 on:** November 10, 2011, 04:39:25 PM »

himu do guys have similar reactions to girls when you whip it out?

Himu · « **Reply #9319 on:** November 10, 2011, 04:43:01 PM »

No.

The worst time, though, was earlier this year. I was with a chick and I whipped it out and she's like

like she expects me to be 9 inches or some shit. That did a lot to hurt my feelings. It came back full circle though when I pulled down her panties and saw she had beef flaps. I'm talking horribly mutilated beef flaps. The dudes she's been with have killed that thing. It was so disgusting I bailed. I couldn't do it. It was disgusting.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #9320 on:** November 10, 2011, 04:49:04 PM »

LA Noire > GTA4

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #9321 on:** November 10, 2011, 04:56:50 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on November 10, 2011, 04:43:01 PM

No.

The worst time, though, was earlier this year. I was with a chick and I whipped it out and she's like like she expects me to be 9 inches or some shit. That did a lot to hurt my feelings. It came back full circle though when I pulled down her panties and saw she had beef flaps. I'm talking horribly mutilated beef flaps. The dudes she's been with have killed that thing. It was so disgusting I bailed. I couldn't do it. It was disgusting.

but you're short though, so that should even out the expectations

need full body pics to judge

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9322 on:** November 10, 2011, 05:00:19 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on November 10, 2011, 04:43:01 PM

No.

The worst time, though, was earlier this year. I was with a chick and I whipped it out and she's like like she expects me to be 9 inches or some shit. That did a lot to hurt my feelings. It came back full circle though when I pulled down her panties and saw she had beef flaps. I'm talking horribly mutilated beef flaps. The dudes she's been with have killed that thing. It was so disgusting I bailed. I couldn't do it. It was disgusting.

Disappointment? Wait, so you don't have 10 inches? Now I'm disappointed :'(

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #9323 on:** November 10, 2011, 06:02:08 PM »

The only Final Fantasy games I have enjoyed are the tactics games. Probably because they feel like games first and foremost.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #9324 on:** November 10, 2011, 06:22:22 PM »

this is going to sound like the gayest thing ever, but I'm at the right place

15 of my friends and I participated in a full-on measurement study of our penises. for science! We all measured length and girth, as accurately as possible, and sent in the results anonymously to the kid who was doing the stats/graphs. the guy got a laminated poster and hung it in his apartment where we party

all the girls now have to guess who is who. the girls who have hooked up with some of us already have a leg up

here are the results:

Himu · « **Reply #9325 on:** November 10, 2011, 06:27:41 PM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on November 10, 2011, 05:20:26 PM

Beef flaps... never seen that description before, but it's oddly accurate.

Not a big fan of protruding labia minora. Not at all.

think she had a kid before?

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #9326 on:** November 10, 2011, 06:38:21 PM »

Quote from: Linkzg on November 10, 2011, 04:15:33 PM

I've never been the biggest turn based jrpg guy. Like, I never really enjoyed the combat of most until Grandia 2. But overall Chrono Trigger is my favorite and people mostly seem down on it (relatively; "overrated" and whatnot). The reason why I like it is pretty much because it lessens or eliminates what I dislike about jrpgs, like the grinding, random encounters, serious(ly stupid) stories, long length, etc. Also, time travel.

I want to play Xenoblade because it seems like another anti-rpg rpg. although xenoblade is supposed to be really long. and because demi, bebpo, and a few others here seem to like it. can't trust other sources.

edit: I just realized that final fantasy 8 is actually everything I dislike about jrpgs, only supercharged.

The Shadow Hearts series is the best turn-based jRPG series out there. You'd enjoy it, I think.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #9327 on:** November 10, 2011, 06:47:40 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=32593446&postcount=88

I just expect more of my boy chinner than this extremely defensive and sensitive attitude in the thread. Keep it together, mang.

Himu · « **Reply #9328 on:** November 10, 2011, 06:49:03 PM »

I forgot what cc info i have tied to my steam account

Himu · « **Reply #9329 on:** November 10, 2011, 06:53:42 PM »

I figured that it'd stretch after childbirth. I guess it could be genetic too. Either way, it was disgusting.

Solo · « **Reply #9330 on:** November 10, 2011, 06:56:01 PM »

Crushed · « **Reply #9331 on:** November 10, 2011, 06:57:43 PM »

pepsi is nasty as hell

in other news: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=32595619&postcount=94

DUCKROLL

brob · « **Reply #9332 on:** November 10, 2011, 06:58:34 PM »

mama robotnik is having an existential crisis right about now I figure.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #9333 on:** November 10, 2011, 07:00:57 PM »

Quote from: Crushed on November 10, 2011, 06:57:43 PM

pepsi is nasty as hell

in other news: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=32595619&postcount=94

DUCKROLL

This is the closest a forum post has ever gotten to giving me boner. Amazing.

Ducky <3

Crushed · « **Reply #9334 on:** November 10, 2011, 07:01:23 PM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on November 10, 2011, 06:58:25 PM

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every day i see those pixel glasses i feel like victor frankenstein

Himu · « **Reply #9335 on:** November 10, 2011, 07:01:25 PM »

Quote from: Crushed on November 10, 2011, 06:57:43 PM

pepsi is nasty as hell

in other news: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=32595619&postcount=94

DUCKROLL

jiji · « **Reply #9336 on:** November 10, 2011, 07:06:38 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on November 10, 2011, 06:53:42 PM

I figured that it'd stretch after childbirth. I guess it could be genetic too. Either way, it was disgusting.

It's genetic. Be nice. But it sounds like she was as surprised at what you were born with as you were at hers.

Himu · « **Reply #9337 on:** November 10, 2011, 07:08:03 PM »

Quote from: jiji on November 10, 2011, 07:06:38 PM

Quote from: Stringer Bell on November 10, 2011, 06:53:42 PM
I figured that it'd stretch after childbirth. I guess it could be genetic too. Either way, it was disgusting.

It's genetic. Be nice. But it sounds like she was as surprised at what you were born with as you were at hers.

I have an average penis, 6 inches long, so I have no clue what was up.

Chinner · « **Reply #9338 on:** November 10, 2011, 07:10:35 PM »

Quote from: Crushed on November 10, 2011, 06:57:43 PM

pepsi is nasty as hell

in other news: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=32595619&postcount=94

DUCKROLL

i was just going to post this. amazing.

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #9339 on:** November 10, 2011, 07:18:56 PM »

Quote from: Crushed on November 10, 2011, 06:57:43 PM

pepsi is nasty as hell

in other news: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=32595619&postcount=94

DUCKROLL

Yawn.

tiesto · « **Reply #9340 on:** November 10, 2011, 07:52:04 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on November 10, 2011, 06:58:49 PM

Bounty >>>> Twix

And Justice For All > Kill Em All > Master Of Puppets > Ride The Lightning

Master of Puppets > Ride The Lightning > Kill Em All > And Justice For All

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Master of Puppets > Ride The Lightning > Black Album > Kill Em All > And Justice For All > Death Magnetic > Reload > Load > anything else

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tiesto · « **Reply #9341 on:** November 10, 2011, 08:00:48 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on November 10, 2011, 01:51:37 PM

During the 16bit era, I played platformers and fighting games exclusively. It wasn't until the PSX days that I played my first RPG... I think it was FFVII (surprise!). At the time I had no idea WRPGs even existed.

But if I had to pick the RPGs that defined that generation for me, it would be either Suikoden 2 or Alundra (technically a Zelda clone, but whatevs).

First western RPG I ever played (not counting the Japanese-developed NES port of Ultima III) was an obscure game called Pool of Radiance for MS-DOS. Got it as an 8th grade graduation gift, I never made it very far but I remember the battles were kinda pseudo SRPG in style, which was cool. The second was another obscure game called Entomorph, an action RPG where you battle giant insects, it had a bitchin 80's buttrock soundtrack that was slightly reminiscent of Ys.

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 10, 2011, 04:01:32 PM

FFII>FFVI>FFIII>FFV>FFI>FFVIII>FFVII>FFX>FFIX>FFXIII

Quit it, PD, soon you will convince people that you actually play video games

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #9342 on:** November 10, 2011, 08:04:20 PM »

I think the first WRPG I ever played was Wizardry Gold. Awesome game.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #9343 on:** November 10, 2011, 08:27:02 PM »

I knew duckroll secretly had BORE STRENGTH in him. good jon

MCD · « **Reply #9344 on:** November 10, 2011, 08:38:46 PM »

There is a bore in all of us.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #9345 on:** November 10, 2011, 09:56:45 PM »

Quote from: etiolate on November 10, 2011, 04:49:02 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=32576754&postcount=600
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=32576843&postcount=603
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=32576857&postcount=604

There are quite a few gaffers with dark or disturbing sides to them.

Reminds me a lot of EuroGAF's sanctimonious attitude towards Americans but then losing their shit on gypsies.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #9346 on:** November 10, 2011, 10:15:24 PM »

Quote from: The Experiment on November 10, 2011, 09:56:45 PM

Reminds me a lot of EuroGAF's sanctimonious attitude towards Americans but then losing their shit on gypsies.

Yeah, it's hilarious anytime that comes up.

Hock · « **Reply #9347 on:** November 10, 2011, 10:19:18 PM »

Man look at all those bans in that thread. At this point everyone should know that some threads are designated "no jokes/sarcasm/fun" zones from the start.

tiesto · « **Reply #9348 on:** November 10, 2011, 11:03:57 PM »

Quote from: Hock on November 10, 2011, 10:19:18 PM

Man look at all those bans in that thread. At this point everyone should know that some threads are designated "no jokes/sarcasm/fun" zones from the start.

Yup, any thread involving misogyny, transsexual-related things, homosexual-related controversy, or even race-related stuff... I know to get the fuck out of dodge.

Yoritomo · « **Reply #9349 on:** November 10, 2011, 11:24:37 PM »

Yay bant.

Took them long enough. I think they had to quote the offending post 7 or 8 times before mods gave a shit.

etiolate · « **Reply #9350 on:** November 10, 2011, 11:40:30 PM »

yeah the hilarious part was their initial bans missed yori and the stormfront posters but they took out buckethead and i'm still not sure why lol

etiolate · « **Reply #9351 on:** November 10, 2011, 11:49:14 PM »

he kept posting anti-male stuff, pretty over the top

Yoritomo · « **Reply #9352 on:** November 11, 2011, 12:06:15 AM »

It's no fun picking on women or minorities. To rile up as many people as possible you have to pick on privileged young males.

I will miss neogaf gun threads, those things are my favorite.

etiolate · « **Reply #9353 on:** November 11, 2011, 12:10:15 AM »

I'm not sure you're right. Your posts got less attention than the stormfront guy. Plus, the psyche here goes way deep. The chain of access to victimization can feed directly into young males through your typical freshman sociology feminism-heroism.

Yoritomo · « **Reply #9354 on:** November 11, 2011, 12:16:53 AM »

Hard to trick a white knight into escalating. The only ban would have come from physical threats. Better to escalate in general.

Winning solution probably would have been to start posting Angie Varona, Amanda Wenk, Allison Stokke and bend the thread to women's behavior on the internet and e-stalking.

Anyway trolling hindsight is 20/20.

Yoritomo · « **Reply #9355 on:** November 11, 2011, 12:21:46 AM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on November 11, 2011, 12:19:25 AM

Quote from: Yoritomo on November 11, 2011, 12:06:15 AM
It's no fun picking on women or minorities. To rile up as many people as possible you have to pick on privileged young males.

I will miss neogaf gun threads, those things are my favorite.

Surely you weren't permabanned for those posts...

nah just a month.

etiolate · « **Reply #9356 on:** November 11, 2011, 12:21:50 AM »

well devolution was posting in the thread and she has a tendecy to drop hints that white knighting scores bonus points with her and that's like blood in the water

right now the thread is like a bunch of sweeping negative generalizations of young males being made by other young males

etiolate · « **Reply #9357 on:** November 11, 2011, 12:28:23 AM »

nobody goes for the white knight types, but some do encourage it

Yoritomo · « **Reply #9358 on:** November 11, 2011, 12:30:57 AM »

I was most impressed by velvetmouth's post on page 9.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=32571748&postcount=419

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #9359 on:** November 11, 2011, 12:34:31 AM »

I think The Bard's Tale on the Apple IIe was the first WRPG I played.

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