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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11221 on: November 30, 2011, 10:23:58 PM »
Is pliskin's public maturbation mod sanctioned? He's pretty unrelenting. It's a bit sad considering how sony friendly the board is and there he is, seemingly the sole member and captain of the resistance defense force.

My :hans1 theory is that there are certain people of the sfag squad/SDF that is assigned to pimp certain games and franchises above others.  Pliskin just drew the short straw that is Resistance.  That or maybe he wants to be known as "that Resistance guy."  Then again, I'm a huge Musoufag and I don't see too many people getting excited about those games, except for DW7.

plisken works at insomniac, which is why he sticks out to me more than the regular banner carriers. even the people who make their little indie games on their own and post about them don't strain as hard as plisken does.

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11222 on: November 30, 2011, 10:35:24 PM »
Is pliskin's public maturbation mod sanctioned? He's pretty unrelenting. It's a bit sad considering how sony friendly the board is and there he is, seemingly the sole member and captain of the resistance defense force.

My :hans1 theory is that there are certain people of the sfag squad/SDF that is assigned to pimp certain games and franchises above others.  Pliskin just drew the short straw that is Resistance.  That or maybe he wants to be known as "that Resistance guy."  Then again, I'm a huge Musoufag and I don't see too many people getting excited about those games, except for DW7.

plisken works at insomniac, which is why he sticks out to me more than the regular banner carriers. even the people who make their little indie games on their own and post about them don't strain as hard as plisken does.

Wait, he does? Jstevenson isn't that much of a shill on GAF and he works there as well.

Then again, Pliskin  definitely would fit an Insomniac employee I've met through IRC's profile. Thought their games shit didn't stink when they actually did.

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11223 on: November 30, 2011, 10:44:25 PM »
Spindashing you're the best forum lyric'er ever.

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11224 on: November 30, 2011, 11:01:39 PM »
Spindashing you're the best forum lyric'er ever.
:lol It was totally rushed. Ah, well. Pool's closed.
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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11225 on: November 30, 2011, 11:23:09 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=453910

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Someday you'll meet the right horse and feel exactly what that guy is feeling.

A horse? Too old. Ponies only!


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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11226 on: November 30, 2011, 11:36:34 PM »
You know horses aren't just older versions of ponies right...

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11227 on: November 30, 2011, 11:38:31 PM »
I guess I should say "looks" too old, but I am not sure what the cartoon logic is here.

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11228 on: November 30, 2011, 11:48:19 PM »
you bronies are missing out. unicorns are where it's at

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11229 on: December 01, 2011, 12:02:00 AM »
The phrase "vagina aroma" is precisely why I could never be straight.

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11230 on: December 01, 2011, 12:03:29 AM »
The phrase "vagina aroma" is precisely why I could never be straight.

I think you're about to open a can of worms here buddy
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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11231 on: December 01, 2011, 12:04:56 AM »
Vagina is so amazing, yo. It's like sticking your johnson into a warm honeycomb, and you don't even get stung unless you're Kosma.
That's cool; it's eternal beef curtains to me and nothing you describe will do anything for me.

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11232 on: December 01, 2011, 12:15:49 AM »
Vaginas are the greatest thing this planet has to offer

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11233 on: December 01, 2011, 12:24:20 AM »
I kinda really dislike topics like these

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=453923

Just reopens wounds of games I never got.

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11234 on: December 01, 2011, 12:24:39 AM »
Penises are the greatest thing this planet has to offer

I know.

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11235 on: December 01, 2011, 12:25:01 AM »
ass>breasts>vagina
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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11236 on: December 01, 2011, 12:32:30 AM »
Penises are the greatest thing this planet has to offer

I know.
Only when put inside a vagina

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11237 on: December 01, 2011, 12:46:22 AM »
Penises are the greatest thing this planet has to offer

I know.
Only when put inside a man's tight ass

I know.

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11238 on: December 01, 2011, 12:46:59 AM »

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« Reply #11239 on: December 01, 2011, 12:50:58 AM »
Then that bro's been around the block and I ain't havin none of that.  :maf

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« Reply #11240 on: December 01, 2011, 01:11:24 AM »
Then that bro's been around the block and I ain't havin none of that.  :maf
It could have been accidental, damn you and your prejudice :maf

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11241 on: December 01, 2011, 01:23:27 AM »
no but for serious a loose ass is gross.

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« Reply #11242 on: December 01, 2011, 01:28:46 AM »
no but for serious a loose ass is gross.

One day your partner's ass could be loose. You gonna leave him because of it?

You will get old. Scary though, huh?
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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11243 on: December 01, 2011, 01:44:42 AM »
oh gundam :teehee
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The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11244 on: December 01, 2011, 03:06:53 AM »
:bow Anal rejuvenation :bow2
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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11245 on: December 01, 2011, 04:05:21 AM »
:bow Anal rejuvenation :bow2
Is such a thing even possible?

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11246 on: December 01, 2011, 04:24:21 AM »
Wasn't there a porn star who filed a lawsuit about all this? The company wouldn't pay for any of her...workplace damages or something.

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11247 on: December 01, 2011, 04:54:34 AM »
A zelda game by Naughty Dog would appease so many fans requests

and end up a total mess


 

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11248 on: December 01, 2011, 04:55:29 AM »

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11249 on: December 01, 2011, 05:02:20 AM »
I'd like Retro to make a new IP but I know that's never happening. Since they've been rescuing franchises, Starfox probably needs them the most.

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11250 on: December 01, 2011, 05:29:42 AM »
yeah but every fanbase adopts the rallying cry of their company's PR

Do you think there was any great demand for online console gaming before the game companies told their fans they wanted online? It wasn't like the gaming world was unaware of online, the console world just didn't care much about it yet. They had some experience with it, but it wasn't a selling point.

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11251 on: December 01, 2011, 05:59:41 AM »
I'm a Sonic the hedgehog fan and I oppose just about all the shit SEGA feeds me

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11252 on: December 01, 2011, 06:02:32 AM »
I have to admit that Mario Kart Wii's online was better than I expected, it's not hard to just hop in and find games. Although half the people I know who own the game are those filthy females who decided to have like kids and families and crap instead of playing moar games, the rest being those OMG SO MUCH DUST BUT ZELDA EVENTUALLY types so I don't really know how it functions trying to play with friends (I think the one attempt failed, I assume it did anyway), but playing with randoms works pretty well, very little lag too. And people playing it online at my place have seemed to enjoy it.

And the few posts I read about the community thing seems pretty neat and a way around Nintendo's whole desire to control everything.

Nintendo fans are basically experiencing how PS2 online was for a long time. I could be biased though, I expect to be on the PC for online gaming so I get strange amusement out of the Wii online working as well as it does in certain games. So I try something and then get compelled to go "this is really working? wait..." and play it more than I should.

You take something like BLOPS or GoldenEye and they work on their own system and seem to run pretty well. Other games...I tried the Conduit 2 and it was pretty shoddy. BLOPS seemed to work better overall than during the Steam Free Weekend for it or MW2 in terms of actually matching ping. I guess Treyarch worked in a way to patch the game on their end so both it and MW3 get patches without having to deal with Nintendo.

Not saying it's great, it's not, but I can see where examples of an actual functioning online can make you excited about the future of multiplayer gaming!

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11253 on: December 01, 2011, 06:11:59 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=453911

*walks in

"Steampunk, space, more like the first Zelda so I can get lost and junk, voice acting, let them speak another language!, etc."

*walks out

you know i really don't get why they ask "what would you want in your next zelda" if they are going to eat it and call it "THE BEST ZELDA EVER" no matter what nintendo does

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Not saying it's great, it's not, but I can see where examples of an actual functioning online can make you excited about the future of multiplayer gaming!

MH3 is perfect and fun fun fun fun
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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11254 on: December 01, 2011, 06:28:22 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=444548&page=336

best-gaf shut down for overuse of images? ???
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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11255 on: December 01, 2011, 06:51:20 AM »
Still think it's because it's december and games start this month.
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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11256 on: December 01, 2011, 07:06:56 AM »
Yeah, I think there was something about a new thread when things start up.

It's not like Cloving and others didn't justify a short term shutdown the last few months...

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11257 on: December 01, 2011, 09:10:41 AM »
You know horses aren't just older versions of ponies right...

A pony is a horse that's under a certain height.
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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11258 on: December 01, 2011, 09:24:00 AM »
I'm a Sonic the hedgehog fan and I oppose just about all the shit SEGA feeds me

I'm a SEGA fan and I oppose everything Sonic the hedgehog fans stand for
We must meet at 12pm tomorrow for a showdown.

(I remember why you left, I'm not one of the crazies)

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11259 on: December 01, 2011, 09:26:33 AM »
the more i think about it, the weirder GAF and other gaming boards seem to me.   the bore is probably the most down to earth gaming board I know of.  some weirdness, but mostly just talking about games

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11260 on: December 01, 2011, 09:28:40 AM »
You know horses aren't just older versions of ponies right...

A pony is a horse that's under a certain height.

You would know.
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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11261 on: December 01, 2011, 09:38:11 AM »
You know horses aren't just older versions of ponies right...

A pony is a horse that's under a certain height.

You would know.

Seeing as I live between 2 riding stables I probably would.
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« Reply #11262 on: December 01, 2011, 09:39:58 AM »
do you pay them to, you know, stop by the stables....at night?    :-*

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« Reply #11263 on: December 01, 2011, 09:42:35 AM »
:teehee
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« Reply #11264 on: December 01, 2011, 09:57:53 AM »
I'd like Retro to make a new IP but I know that's never happening. Since they've been rescuing franchises, Starfox probably needs them the most.

Starfox should just be taken out back.  Sin and Punishment, and now Kid Icarus I guess, has similar thrills without the furryism.

Retro making a new IP would be nice.  Nintendo seems against making new IPs, like with how Epic Yarn was turned into a Kirby game.

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11265 on: December 01, 2011, 10:13:58 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=453910

...

Someday you'll meet the right horse and feel exactly what that guy is feeling.

A horse? Too old. Ponies only!


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Russian girls aww yea

Hell yeah, Russian women...
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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11266 on: December 01, 2011, 12:09:28 PM »
man that white chick who raps is fucking FINE. lil debbie her name. fuck
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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11267 on: December 01, 2011, 12:10:46 PM »
yeah but every fanbase adopts the rallying cry of their company's PR

Do you think there was any great demand for online console gaming before the game companies told their fans they wanted online? It wasn't like the gaming world was unaware of online, the console world just didn't care much about it yet. They had some experience with it, but it wasn't a selling point.

I wanted online. I was so fucking pumped when I was able to play NBA2K1 and NFL2K1 on my Dreamcast. God, Dreamcast was fucking amazing. Fuck Nintendo.
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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11268 on: December 01, 2011, 12:28:35 PM »
Wasn't there a porn star who filed a lawsuit about all this? The company wouldn't pay for any of her...workplace damages or something.

dunno about this, but I do remember seeing that Asian porn star's asshole fall out  :'(  :-\  :-X

I can't even stand looking at her face anymore
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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11269 on: December 01, 2011, 01:10:44 PM »
those foxy midriffs making your pants tight Drugsy?

I dunno, why are the star fox characters more than faces on com-screens? its a game about space ships, let me fly space ships and shoot things.

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« Reply #11270 on: December 01, 2011, 01:32:50 PM »
no but for serious a loose ass is gross.

One day your partner's ass could be loose. You gonna leave him because of it?

You will get old. Scary though, huh?
Thank god gays have multiple other ways of pleasuring themselves otherwise we'd have died out long ago!

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11271 on: December 01, 2011, 02:07:53 PM »
no but for serious a loose ass is gross.

One day your partner's ass could be loose. You gonna leave him because of it?

You will get old. Scary though, huh?
Thank god gays have multiple other ways of pleasuring themselves otherwise we'd have died out long ago!
Us hetero fegs invented masturbation though :smug

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« Reply #11272 on: December 01, 2011, 02:20:42 PM »
Wasn't there a porn star who filed a lawsuit about all this? The company wouldn't pay for any of her...workplace damages or something.

dunno about this, but I do remember seeing that Asian porn star's asshole fall out  :'(  :-\  :-X

I can't even stand looking at her face anymore

I thought it was funny when Ava Devine asshole popped out.

She straight up stuffed it back in and kept fucking.
that's her name, i forgot

And the guy was totally cool with it, like "oh, happens all the time. Tell me when I can stick my dick back in there"  :-\
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« Reply #11273 on: December 01, 2011, 02:29:13 PM »
That was gross.  Everytime you guys type "asshole falling out" I have flashbacks to that scene.  So fucking disgusting.

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« Reply #11274 on: December 01, 2011, 02:30:42 PM »
no but for serious a loose ass is gross.

One day your partner's ass could be loose. You gonna leave him because of it?

You will get old. Scary though, huh?
Thank god gays have multiple other ways of pleasuring themselves otherwise we'd have died out long ago!
Us hetero fegs invented masturbation though :smug
Yeah but we're a thousand times better at oral :smug

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about NEOGAF LLC BRAND thread
« Reply #11275 on: December 01, 2011, 02:44:03 PM »
Imma need a video guys.
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« Reply #11276 on: December 01, 2011, 02:44:57 PM »
I guess I've seen too much medical/surgery programming cus that ava devine clip didn't really upset me. She wouldn't even need surgery to correct a prolapse like that, I think anything less than three inches will fix itself naturally - provided you leave it alone aka not just push it back and keep poking it with a cock. oh well...



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« Reply #11277 on: December 01, 2011, 02:51:56 PM »
no. I work in a foundry.

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« Reply #11278 on: December 01, 2011, 03:12:03 PM »
I'm not down with anything that reminds me that women are scatalogical beings.

This has to be the most annoying thing you have posted about 1000 fucking times.
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« Reply #11279 on: December 01, 2011, 03:13:16 PM »
I'm not down with anything that reminds me that women are scatalogical beings.

This has to be the most annoying thing you have posted about 1000 fucking times.

He totally wants girls to shit in his mouth.
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