Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 6047607 times)

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #14220 on:** February 07, 2012, 11:05:49 PM »

The man with the world's largest penis is a white guy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonah_Falcon

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #14221 on:** February 07, 2012, 11:10:32 PM »

Quote from: The Experiment on February 07, 2012, 11:05:49 PM

The man with the world's largest penis is a white guy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonah_Falcon

Quote

Falcon appeared on The Daily Show on March 2, 2010, and stated that he can completely envelop a doorknob with his foreskin.

Which means he could envelop his foreskin around my fist

ivegotheweirdestboner.jpg

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14222 on:** February 07, 2012, 11:13:25 PM »

Eh how is Mercury Fred being an asshole in that thread? Link plz. From what I saw he was making a pretty standard argument

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #14223 on:** February 07, 2012, 11:40:31 PM »

he's doing fine. got no issues with what he's saying.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14224 on:** February 08, 2012, 01:14:00 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=34942387#post34942387

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #14225 on:** February 08, 2012, 01:44:57 AM »

kanye's jaw bothers me a lot

i dont know why

Himu · « **Reply #14226 on:** February 08, 2012, 01:45:38 AM »

Because it was sealed shut after a major car accident and he had a major surgery on it?

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #14227 on:** February 08, 2012, 02:01:21 AM »

Quote from: Barry Egan on February 07, 2012, 10:46:33 PM

i have a pretty big one guys

Are you Chippo?

If so, pics please. You're, like, hot and your dad is still the shit and such.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14228 on:** February 08, 2012, 02:15:56 AM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on February 08, 2012, 01:45:38 AM

Because it was sealed shut after a major car accident and he had a major surgery on it?

Yup I'm pretty sure he has a bridge or dentures on his lower jaw

I know Lil Wayne had 8 root canals in one sitting, before going to jail. smh

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #14229 on:** February 08, 2012, 02:24:55 AM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on February 08, 2012, 01:45:38 AM

Because it was sealed shut after a major car accident and he had a major surgery on it?

that's a shame but

it still bugs me

Barry Egan · « **Reply #14230 on:** February 08, 2012, 06:04:21 AM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on February 08, 2012, 02:01:21 AM

Quote from: Barry Egan on February 07, 2012, 10:46:33 PM
i have a pretty big one guys

Are you Chippo?

If so, pics please. You're, like, hot and your dad is still the shit and such.

My dad actually has a schizoid personality disorder and is hugely dysfunctional, paranoid, and spiteful towards the outside world.

Hope this doesn't ruin things for anyone!

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #14231 on:** February 08, 2012, 06:12:01 AM »

Ok, he was the shit.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #14232 on:** February 08, 2012, 12:01:07 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on February 07, 2012, 11:03:09 PM

Speaking about dicks, just took this photo of my nieces Little Mermaid VHS cover...

(Image removed from quote.)

You're what, ~20 years late to the party on that?

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #14233 on:** February 08, 2012, 12:06:45 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on February 08, 2012, 12:01:07 PM

Quote from: BlueTsunami on February 07, 2012, 11:03:09 PM
Speaking about dicks, just took this photo of my nieces Little Mermaid VHS cover...

[img]http://i.minus.com/iWQre31jXbaIv.jpg[img]

You're what, ~20 years late to the party on that?

Had no idea! I wonder how many copies of this are floating around though. I just found it hilarious that we actually own a copy.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #14234 on:** February 08, 2012, 12:13:19 PM »

I used to have a VHS copy with that on the cover.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #14235 on:** February 08, 2012, 12:49:11 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on February 08, 2012, 12:06:45 PM

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on February 08, 2012, 12:01:07 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on February 07, 2012, 11:03:09 PM
Speaking about dicks, just took this photo of my nieces Little Mermaid VHS cover...

[img]http://i.minus.com/iWQre31jXbaIv.jpg[img]

You're what, ~20 years late to the party on that?

Had no idea! I wonder how many copies of this are floating around though. I just found it hilarious that we actually own a copy.

All the VHS copies have that on the cover. Disney never corrected it.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #14236 on:** February 08, 2012, 01:22:40 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on February 08, 2012, 12:49:11 PM

Quote from: BlueTsunami on February 08, 2012, 12:06:45 PM
Quote from: Mr. Gundam on February 08, 2012, 12:01:07 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on February 07, 2012, 11:03:09 PM
Speaking about dicks, just took this photo of my nieces Little Mermaid VHS cover...

[img]http://i.minus.com/iWQre31jXbaIv.jpg[img]

You're what, ~20 years late to the party on that?

Had no idea! I wonder how many copies of this are floating around though. I just found it hilarious that we actually own a copy.

All the VHS copies have that on the cover. Disney never corrected it.

Holy shit, I thought they pulled the covers after finding out.

Himu · « **Reply #14237 on:** February 08, 2012, 03:20:36 PM »

The little mermaid was my favorite movie when I was like 5/6 years old aside from the original Turtles movie.

Himu · « **Reply #14238 on:** February 08, 2012, 03:22:39 PM »

And Lady and the Tramp!

I may buy that on blu ray just because.

Broseidon · « **Reply #14239 on:** February 08, 2012, 03:24:26 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=34957496&postcount=61

Look who's back.

Makin waves

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #14240 on:** February 08, 2012, 04:45:02 PM »

Quote from: Andrex on February 07, 2012, 09:57:16 PM

Devo I didn't know you were into dat graphic design.

Part of my major. I just don't show stuff that often since I hate most of my schoolwork.

Also I know people love Japan but it's not its own race. FFS.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #14241 on:** February 08, 2012, 05:10:13 PM »

Quote from: Broseidon on February 08, 2012, 03:24:26 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=34957496&postcount=61

Look who's back.

Makin waves

You know it's been a bad year when Newt can't even make the Top 30.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #14242 on:** February 08, 2012, 05:19:25 PM »

Quote from: Broseidon on February 08, 2012, 03:24:26 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=34957496&postcount=61

Look who's back.

Makin waves

Holy fuck. People have been telling him way Miller is on the list in many posts and he/she/it still won't concede. This is more defending than Frank Miller ever deserves ever.

Broseidon · « **Reply #14243 on:** February 08, 2012, 05:36:08 PM »

Well 2th once said that everyone in the Middle East wants to destroy Israel and kill jews.

So maybe he does know about Miller's politics.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14244 on:** February 08, 2012, 05:42:26 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=34946573&postcount=5320
:lenowned

Broseidon · « **Reply #14245 on:** February 08, 2012, 05:42:50 PM »

I have it on good authority that cheezmo is opening his wrists at this very moment to escape the emotional torment caused by that comment.

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Great Rumbler · « **Reply #14246 on:** February 08, 2012, 05:45:07 PM »

"Ron Paul is winning the battle for delegates!"

Source: Ron Paul Campaign Committee

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #14247 on:** February 08, 2012, 05:53:24 PM »

Ron Paul is winning the battle for the hearts and minds of Randroids. Too bad most have neither.

Himu · « **Reply #14248 on:** February 08, 2012, 06:32:34 PM »

Atlas Shrugged is probably the worst book I ever read.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #14249 on:** February 08, 2012, 06:35:00 PM »

At least in Twilight, bitches get fucked and babies get eaten

Broseidon · « **Reply #14250 on:** February 08, 2012, 06:47:21 PM »

Ran into some Rand in a book shop last week when I was out with my dad.

Was fun.

Also: IM BANDEDED

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #14251 on:** February 08, 2012, 06:48:05 PM »

2th got banned

arguing for Frank Miller which is 2x the

Broseidon · « **Reply #14252 on:** February 08, 2012, 06:50:39 PM »

I was editing some high-ground shit into my post re: his personal attack on me and when I clicked "save" the notice popped up

Wish I was quicker, it would have been great.

only 3 days though so I cant complain.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #14253 on:** February 08, 2012, 07:03:44 PM »

Reason given?

Broseidon · « **Reply #14254 on:** February 08, 2012, 07:09:06 PM »

"Egging 2th on, not that I disagree with you about him, but I've gotta try to salvage the thread."

Fair enough, IMO.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #14255 on:** February 08, 2012, 07:12:06 PM »

Quote from: Broseidon on February 08, 2012, 07:09:06 PM

"Egging 2th on, not that I disagree with you about him, but I've gotta try to salvage the thread."

Fair enough, IMO.

Worth it if he edges closer to a perm.

Broseidon · « **Reply #14256 on:** February 08, 2012, 07:13:46 PM »

I hope he's never permd.

I like watching him make a fool out of himself every time he comes back.

brob · « **Reply #14257 on:** February 08, 2012, 07:14:32 PM »

"I've gotta try to salvage the thread" makes it sound like whoever wrote that considered it important.

But it's just a 'random blog makes a list - let's argue!' thread, no?

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #14258 on:** February 08, 2012, 07:24:00 PM »

priorities

Tasty · « **Reply #14259 on:** February 08, 2012, 08:08:15 PM »

A 3 day ban would annoy the hell out of me more than a month+ long one. 500+ subscriptions, gone...

brob · « **Reply #14260 on:** February 08, 2012, 08:09:33 PM »

someone said you don't lose subscriptions on ban anymore.

Broseidon · « **Reply #14261 on:** February 08, 2012, 08:13:58 PM »

Is that true??!!

It's the sub loss that I'm pissed about - 250. The ban's only 3 days but some of those threads arern't active enough to stick around on the front.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #14262 on:** February 08, 2012, 08:18:37 PM »

Yeah, you don't lose subs on bans anymore, which is great because the search function sucks when it actually exists.

brob · « **Reply #14263 on:** February 08, 2012, 08:22:27 PM »

Is a post by your eternal bff proof enough?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=34921336&postcount=113

I mean, he should know, right?

Broseidon · « **Reply #14264 on:** February 08, 2012, 08:34:43 PM »

SUBS

Broseidon · « **Reply #14265 on:** February 08, 2012, 09:53:46 PM »

Well Ookami's the one keeping it on life support with his posts of roided-up birdmen or whatever anyway.

I should find some stuff to post when I get back.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14266 on:** February 08, 2012, 10:16:37 PM »

Quote from: Andrex on February 08, 2012, 08:08:15 PM

A 3 day ban would annoy the hell out of me more than a month+ long one. 500+ subscriptions, gone...

You don't know what a ban is. I got banned for like 7 months one time

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #14267 on:** February 08, 2012, 10:30:55 PM »

My longest ban was 9 months

Broseidon · « **Reply #14268 on:** February 08, 2012, 10:46:55 PM »

What gets you banned that long but not perma'd?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14269 on:** February 08, 2012, 10:53:06 PM »

Dragona

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #14270 on:** February 08, 2012, 10:59:59 PM »

pretty much

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #14271 on:** February 08, 2012, 11:17:55 PM »

I had a 2 day ban or some shit when I complained about the censorship of fuck back in what, 2006? Jesus Christ, someone end my misery please.

Tasty · « **Reply #14272 on:** February 09, 2012, 12:03:25 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on February 08, 2012, 08:18:37 PM

Yeah, you don't lose subs on bans anymore, which is great because the search function sucks when it actually exists.

OMG

OMG

OMG

Although I don't plan on getting banned anytime soon... *is banned tomorrow*

Trent Dole · « **Reply #14273 on:** February 09, 2012, 12:27:36 AM »

If you're not getting banned you're doing it wrong.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #14274 on:** February 09, 2012, 12:39:57 AM »

let me tell you about bans

*29 accunts since i started posting on gaf in 2002*

Momo · « **Reply #14275 on:** February 09, 2012, 12:58:05 AM »

You could like fill up an entire thread talking to yourself

parallax · « **Reply #14276 on:** February 09, 2012, 02:45:38 AM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on February 09, 2012, 02:31:33 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 08, 2012, 10:53:06 PM
Dragona

She was usually negotiated down to a long ban from a perma. The long bans still happen even years after she's left, so you can't really pin them on her.

The craziest thing, to me, is people who are banned that long and actually come back. Like, on the day they're unbanned, no less. That means they were watching and waiting the whole time. P-a-t-h-e-t-i-c.

No offence, PD.

how well do you know dragona?

MCD · « **Reply #14277 on:** February 09, 2012, 02:50:10 AM »

DID YOU FUCK HER OSCAR-SAN?

Momo · « **Reply #14278 on:** February 09, 2012, 03:02:15 AM »

Quote from: MCD on February 09, 2012, 02:50:10 AM

DID YOU FUCK HER OSCAR-SAN?

Dont you dare attempt ruin my pure and innocent vision of oscar chan desu

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14279 on:** February 09, 2012, 03:43:48 AM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on February 09, 2012, 02:31:33 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 08, 2012, 10:53:06 PM
Dragona

She was usually negotiated down to a long ban from a perma. The long bans still happen even years after she's left, so you can't really pin them on her.

The craziest thing, to me, is people who are banned that long and actually come back. Like, on the day they're unbanned, no less. That means they were watching and waiting the whole time. P-a-t-h-e-t-i-c.

No offence, PD.

I was watching all seven months, best believe that. I felt like Pac in jail, watching Biggie and Puffy shine while he rotted in a jail cell. Then I came back and niccas had to recognize the realness

this was like 3 years ago though

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